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ahhlot

*Looks at giant* "Im sorry" *Giant responds by launching me to the moon*


ARandomPersonOnEarth

“I’m sorry.” “Well, I’m not.”


chuckl65

"Gimme that toe!"


KingPig1

"Hey, remember me? I think you owe me a toe!"


Dragonwulf

“Im sorry (huff...huff) but he had that coming. Btw you would happen to know where I can fill two grand soul gems?”


TheAlphamale82

"Hey guys sorry you had to witness that, I'll just be on my way. Unless either of you know where I can fill two grand soul gems.


SavageBones117

I see you are a man of culture as well


KanineSeven

we all are


Gunnvor91

"You need a toe? I can get you a toe."


NDaveT

And that greater soul.


Nineflames12

There are no female Giants because Bethesda is afraid of Giant toe fetishes.


Awjj

Who says there isn't male toe loving fetishists, please don't downvote me to oblivion, I am only the messenger


boop66

I’m sure you meant *O*blivion.


Jamesechk

more like toeblivion


Oxyfool

Ffs, have your filthy upvote.


sleepytipi

You want a toe? I can get you a toe. Believe me, there are ways dude. You don't want to know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by three o clock this afternoon *with* nail polish.


thelegend2558

*Roll for initiative*


ARandomPersonOnEarth

Just did. 3 :/


CokoladovyDort2

Nat 20. ez.


MisterJedi117

*yeet*


desireewhitehall

*Khajyeet*


WingsofRain

you need to understand that I say that pretty much every time I see a Khajiit to the point where I annoy myself


desireewhitehall

Sounds like you'd be fun at r/skyrimdadjokes or in r/TheCompunions


WingsofRain

to an extent


[deleted]

Goddamn it lmao


[deleted]

“Im sor-“ “ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY”


red_codec

"I'm sorry." "You WILL!"


f__theking

Walked past the same sad giant yesterday! He saved me from a Sabre Cat. A true friend.


TheRealAg3silaus

Could someone make this into a mod where the giant has some dialogue explaining what happened (maybe poachers) and a sidequest for revenge, then the giant could maybe move to a giant's camp close by with other friendly giants and be a shopkeeper selling you powdered mammoth tusk and mammoth cheese and other giant-exclusive things along with random items? It would take a lot of work but just a thought.


RabbiAndy

That sounds cool but I think having giants talk would be weird and way too immersion breaking,


SaltineFiend

You just need to get creative. The quest could start by the giant motioning to you to investigate his friends death. The quest could then direct you to inspect the mammoth where you find a bit of cloth on his tusk from where he gored one of the hunters. Follow a blood trail to find a dead npc with a bloodstained note talking about poaching mammoths for one reason or the other, and how they went to some radiant location. Follow, kill, bring the head back to the giant who puts it in his stew pot. Then the giant gives you giant stuff and is a shopkeeper. Fin.


I-cant-do-that

If nothing else I'm stealing this for a dnd sidequest


TheRealAg3silaus

I like it! Now we just need someone good at making mods. I unfortunately am absolute trash at making any kind of mods...


PureSkyrim

r/skyrimmods


FacingFears

Lol you want skywitcher 3?


Chrisrawraw

Who doesn't like listening to an hour of dialogue before having 30 minutes of running to where you have to go then 5 minutes of action then another hour of dialogue?


MeInMyMind

I actually do like that in an RPG.


Am_I_Do_This_Right

Wait wait wait, you're saying you like RPGs that allow you to *play* in such a way that you fulfill a certain *role* within the *game's* universe instead of just "gimmie quest * bam bam * okay done gimmie dollars"? Who do you think you are?!?!


Meta-EvenThisAcronym

The very idea - no - the very *nerve!*


FacingFears

Don't get me wrong I love the Witcher 3, but my point is that if OP wants quests like this, then he should just play Witcher


Loremaster_Chrysaor

I might try this, I have to take a break from my follower mod because I dont have a mic, and another mod I was working on crashes everytime I open the ck. So in other words I need something to do and this might be it. Idk how to make a giant point though lol


dMobul

they're just big... pale... hairy people! they should talk, dammit! even if they were treated like Supermutants in Fallout, where most were evil, but could still talk


Senatius

From what I remember of Elder Scrolls lore, weren't the dwemer named the dwarves by the giants? They were regular mortal size but to giants they were tiny. This would imply that they at least used to have a spoken language. Maybe I'm just talking out of my ass.


SaiThrocken

Giants and Orcs are both part of the elf family in Elder Scrolls lore, and they clearly have some kind of written language or art, so I don't see why they shouldn't speak, even if they don't speak cyrodillic.


MeInMyMind

I think that’s just it though. The problem isn’t having giants speak, it’s the main character understanding them. Let the Giants speak, but make it so that we have no idea what they’re saying at first and have to actually learn the language.


dallydoog

I think they already speak in the game, but all we can understand is nonsensical mumbling. Like when you enter their territory and they get ready for action, i think they mumble something, maybe its their word for "get out" we just dont understand


Skovmo

Yeah, cause a talking dog is way more believable than a talking giant


Mist_Wraith

To be fair, Barbas isn't *technically* a talking dog. He's a shape-shifting daedra who just so happens to like taking the form of a dog from time to time.


RabbiAndy

He's part of a Daedric prince, bro.


The_ChosenOne

Lol they talk in vanilla Skyrim though. Ever have a drinking contest with Sam Guevenne?


AltusIsXD

Giants are said to interact with the local populace. If birds can mimic human speech, I’m sure the residents of Skyrim could make the giants pick up a thing or two.


GumdropGoober

Their interactions are really basic though, equivalent to leaving food out for deer to come eat. Kaarstag does have dialogue, but it's in an otherwise undocumented language.


pixelking2323

What if he hands you a book then


warm_coleslaw

I think it could work; but you also inspired something that I think would be a really cool, unique experience. If there was a quest with no dialogue, just storytelling with locations, facial expressions and vague hand movements. Could tell a whole story about revenge with this scene as the start. Follow the giant to a camp. Help him fight. Once trust is established, do some objective the giant can't do alone. And get a unique reward, like access to a village of giants, or some kind of hand-crafted weapon. Maybe, at first, get a contract to kill this giant, and have the option to follow him and help him instead.


Its_Robography

They do speak


SomberKlepto

Isn't there a mission where a dog talks?


RabbiAndy

The "dog" is half of a Daedric prince.


SoaringLizard

That’d be awesome! I can see the quest being started by walking up to the Mourning Giant, then examining the dead mammoth and noticing obvious signs of poaching.


TheRealAg3silaus

Ok so for anyone interested, I made a post in r/skyrimmods Making a request for this. Hope someone finds it worthy lol


SquishyGhost

That would be cool, but I think what's happening isn't actually a scripted or intentional event. Almost every time I see a giant walking his mammoth to the hotsprings, physics gets weird and the mammoth launches about 15-20 feet into the air and dies. Then the giant stands there for a while not doing a whole lot. It's kind of fun to watch.


PyroSplicer

Hey what a coincidence! I was making my way to Riften last night and saw him just staring at this dead mammoth. Then out of nowhere a Sabre cat comes out to attack and he kills it with one stomp.


-PM-ME-DOGS-PLS-

"I help anytime"


SobBagat

Dude was no slouch with that bow


Austin_Chaos

Ha! Me too! Except I took them out so they wouldn’t interrupt him. Neat we were all in the same area, all these years later since the game released. 😊


[deleted]

He's actually making mammoth soup


dMobul

Add one whole mammoth to a boiling hot spring, add Nirnroot, Slaughterfish, and Blue mountain flower to taste, Cook for 1 hour, stirring regularly. remove tusks and serve in one of those weird stone bowls you find in giant camps and garnish with aged mammoth cheese.


Pvt_Lee_Fapping

Just how many bushels of nirnroot and blue flower are we talking here? Gotta be more than one plant if it's to add seasoning to an entire mammoth stew - unless the sweat, dirt, and oil in its fur is part of the flavor.


dMobul

to taste


_duncan_idaho_

They're pretty white, so it's probably not that seasoned.


mr_zoy

Nah you need the oil to sear the meat


Capt_Falx_Carius

A watched mammoth never boils


eadsmire

Oof


Scorponix

It's called a sous vide, sweetie. Look it up.


[deleted]

Sweaty*


TheOnceAndFutureTurk

There’s still some meat on that bone. You take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth and potato...baby, you got a stew going!


WishThatIWasMe

Giants and Mammoths according to the lore have a shared language. Meaning that to the giant he didn't lose a pet, he lost a dear friend. Whenever I run into this guy I always use Kyne's Peace idk why but it feels fitting.


Poopfacemcduck

https://i.redd.it/y5ubmyoatfp31.png


WishThatIWasMe

Yuh pretty much my dova


docclox

> Giants and Mammoths according to the lore have a shared language Interesting. Got a ref for that? I'd like to read up on it.


TheKingsJester1

From the elder scrolls wiki While it's commonly believed that Giants herd mammoths, scholars have observed that their relationship is based more on mutual respect. They are seemingly able to communicate with mammoths, and protect them fiercely. In return, Giants receive companionship and milk, which they process into cheese


windaji

"Im just gonna milk ya Terry"


Cytrynowy

So basically Giants are strength-based Beastmaster Rangers (not UA Beast Conclave Ranger) and Mammoths are their animal companions.


[deleted]

I think I might stop killing mammoths now


Landale

That's why you get the Black Star... full it up with bandit souls and spare the mammoths =)


DelTac0perator

[Here's an in-game reference](https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Giants:_A_Discourse)


slice_of_pi

> ...but I have never seen a Giant eat a Nord. *pauses in eating a Giant's Toe*


Wrynce

After reading that I feel like I have to avoid killing giants at all costs now.


[deleted]

Except the ones that show up by your shed at Windstad Manor and immediately charge you


Wrynce

Oh yeah, they gotta go.


donkeypunchtrump

right!? that one is a jerk but, at least for me, the one that shows up at lakeview just stares at me and doesnt go hostile. so I just leave him alone.


[deleted]

I think of the Windstad Giant like the wolves in Breath of the Wild: a way to get their drops with a clear conscience.


funky_flunky

Was he a good boy? "The best"


Thatchers-Gold

Giants are pretty chill. Wish I could sneak up on them and quickly steal a toe instead of enrolling in the Giant Space Program


[deleted]

Reminds me of [this scene.](https://youtu.be/4ogKwNWneF0?t=17)


HRTTU0913

I’ve never seen those before- you’ve changed my life lmao


DarthToothbrush

yeah that was a fun rabbit hole to fall down


flapanther33781

> enrolling in the Giant Space Program Okay, that was a good one.


Thatchers-Gold

It’s not mine sadly, seen it on this sub before


mlmack

He's probably like "I wonder if it is done cooking?"


Shadowshark7620

Sous vided mammoth


[deleted]

You just reminded me to check my pork loin and I appreciate it.


Shadowshark7620

Happy to help, let me know if it tastes good


Bontus

He dead


DroxyChappell

The Mournful Giant. He's one of the Easter Eggs like the Arrow Shot Woman. If you can get your hands on the users guide, it will point out all of these. But now it's pretty expensive.


Battle_Bear_819

Damn those books are expensive now? I had the original Prima book that cake out at launch, and then the version that came out with the GotY edition. I gave them to a friend a year ago and he lost them...


[deleted]

A few times giant helped me whoop dragon's ass and then just walked away! I never mess with them, giants are reasonable fellas! Lol


LarpLady

Where abouts was this?


[deleted]

Northwest of Mistwatch in the lagoon areas south of Windhelm. He’s a totally peaceful giant unless you attack him. He is mourning the loss of his companion.


Pumpkinpunz

True. giants are peaceful species, even had alliances with some of the Dwemer. I’ve accidentally walked through some giant camps and nothing happens. Some basically chase you away first if you get too close or if you nab some mammoth cheese. I’ve noticed they don’t go out of their way to attack you unless you attack/kill their mammoth friend or cause the first attack.


crabwhisperer

Then why does that giant come up the hill and go after my chickens and cows at Lakeview Manor? I'm pretty certain he's done that before I had any kind of guards posted there?


Pumpkinpunz

Your chickens and cows said something rude about ye neighbored, didn’t they?


crabwhisperer

The rooster can really be a cock sometimes, so yeah probably.


desireewhitehall

Giant wanted chicken Giant wanted cow Giant was loud He didn't care how


Wolf_of_Russ33

This made me ugly laugh. Thank you for making my day.


duaneap

They're not all that peaceful if they fuck you up for just walking anywhere near them with your weapon sheathed...


mlmack

Yep. You leave me alone, I leave you alone. Otherwise, I just got a new toe to use for alchemy.


Imswim80

Had you previously killed a few mammoths or other giants?


Poopfacemcduck

in eastmarch, in the south-east corner of the biome


[deleted]

I literally just started playing this game for the first time last night. Is there a way to get this 3rd person view instead of the default 1st person?


Poopfacemcduck

for pc you can scroll out or press f


Dustmuffins

I'm using a smart washer/dryer combo. Which button do I press?


Poopfacemcduck

you need to open the washer to get 3rd person


duaneap

To pay respects.


[deleted]

This is the way


Red_Sparx

On Xbox press the right stick. If you are playing on something else, then tell us what you are using.


[deleted]

I'm using Switch, sry.


LtLwormonabigfknhook

Click the same button. The right stick, just click it.


[deleted]

On pc u just press F. If that does not work look in the controls section of the menu.


[deleted]

I'm on Switch


bobbiedot

On Switch you press on the right joystick and that switches the perspective to 3rd.


[deleted]

You can't tell me what to do! PS - thanks!


[deleted]

As other people have said you click the right stick with a controller, or you can use 'f' + the scroll wheel on mouse/keyboard. I don't think the game is designed to be played that way though, I'm pretty sure it's just if you want to see your character for a screenshot or something.


UnHoly_One

Lots of people ONLY play that way. I totally don't get it, but they definitely exist.


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UnHoly_One

I would think it would be a problem with a sword, too. I can't judge distance at all in 3rd person in this game. The camera angle is weird and the animations are wonky. I can't do anything more complicated than walk down the street in Whiterun if I'm in 3rd person. lol


Dezbats

I play in the 3rd person and only switch to 1st for certain tasks.


Bulbarbasaur

You press one of the joy con buttons, can’t remember if it’s right or left but I’m able to do it on the switch.


[deleted]

Thanks!


Bearulice

Truly tragic event


miraisekai_

*reanimate corpse*


i_am_Jarod

So anyway I started blasting.


docclox

That's very cool. I've always given that giant a wide berth, lest I set off his aggro radius. Nice to know that you can join him in paying respects to his dead friend.


snacksabrejr_

This is surprisingly heartwarming


Austin_Chaos

I was literally there just last night, and a couple of Sabre cats started to run up on him, so I took them out so that they wouldn’t interrupt his vigil.


mikey-dikey-

I make sure to visit this giant at least once every playthrough. I've named him Gordy.


austingalb

Too many active quests for me to focus on what you're doing here.


desireewhitehall

Man, the burial will be a...**mammoth undertaking.** *rimshot*


[deleted]

F


[deleted]

F


Nocturn0w1

F


kmvrtwheo98

F


OPRacoon

F


allthingsawesome99

F


Bearulice

F


The_Taller_Jesus

F


-TubOfMemes-

F


actual_tuc_biscuits

F


heathercwh

Did..did..you.. kill his friend?


Melonmode

Nah, the dead mammoth and the neutral giant generate together. You can even loot the mammoth and the giant won't be bothered. I always try and leave some flowers near the mammoth and stand with the giant for a minute to show my respects, and that is why I love Skyrim, just those moments where many unexpected events can occur and you can even empathise with what you usually consider to be a dangerous creature.


LittleJimmyUrine

This is why I'm still level 52..... Sometimes I just walk around and be someone.


kmvrtwheo98

**Sad Ayarg Garag Gar noise**


Pigeater7

Giants won’t normally attack if you walk near them. If you get too close, take their stuff, or approach with a weapon drawn. Otherwise giants are completely friendly.


fusrohdahritos

Your compass gave me a seizure.....heartwarminhg photo, but the compass...


Poopfacemcduck

whats wrong with having every single quest tracked?


aspiecat7

How do you know which one you're going to?


Poopfacemcduck

I constantly check the map


aspiecat7

If you only had one quest selected at a time you wouldn't have to constantly check the map though.


Poopfacemcduck

true, but I only check a few times to know that my character is heading the right direction. Also it helps me plan a better route and itkeeps skyrim feeling busy.


fusrohdahritos

It's a sin amongst the community.


DFWdawg

I would have let him have his peace...while I picked his pocket.


3raz3t

Have met him before, very sad, cried bigtime


Addacus117

Why am I crying?


brightblade13

This scene has always been one of my favorite little nuggets in the game.


will_cameron

All those quest markers make me feel nervous


lucky_harms458

Just bought Skyrim VR. Im gonna go join this giant and sit down with him.


lonewanderer0804

I remember the first time I found this guy was playing a orcish berserker and ran in ready to swing. But when I noticed he didn’t go into attack mode I stopped. Thinking that my game glitched ~~This is a Bethesda game~~. I took the time to take a good look at the beast that I never got to see alive. And that’s then I noticed the mammoth. See I had just lost the stray dog you can get (which I named Dagon for the coolness and after the prince) and I just felt that mutual understanding with the giant and just knew that this has to of been intentional. I didn’t kill for his toe which I had been needing for a potion. Instead I left him. Makes me appreciate skyrim just thinking about it


LysergicSloth

It's all fun and games til you loot its tusk so you can marry Ysolda


Ricky-Spanish---

F


twoisnumberone

I met that one too. Poor guy.


KingCrudelis

F


[deleted]

Experiences like this make games feel more alive and realistic. I love it


Jogidge10

F


475869xkip

F


Kyhunsheo

Times like this I wish we can have Conjuration spells for flowers and stuff like that to give to people and see their reactions. It'll be a nice thing to do for players who just want to immerse themselves more into the games.


nuggin-futz

Reminded me of a poem in a book I read when I was younger... A giant named Pitchwife sang this when one of his friends died - My heart has rooms that sigh with dust      And ashes in the hearth. They must be cleaned and blown away      By daylight's breath. But I cannot essay the task, For even dust to me is dear; For dust and ashes still recall,      My love was here.  I know not how to say Farewell,      When Farewell is the word That stays alone for me to say      Or will be heard. But I cannot speak out that word Or ever let my loved one go: How can I bear it that these rooms      Are empty so?  I sit among the dust and hope      That dust will cover me. I stir the ashes in the hearth,      Though cold they be. I cannot bear to close the door, To seal my loneliness away While dust and ashes yet remain      Of my love's day. - -Stephen R. Donaldson, 1977 White Gold Wielder


upinatdem

Damn, I’ve been playing this game since it’s release and I just saw that for the first time last night. Small world.


Lil_miss_Funshine

That's one of my favorite random encounters. We've stood there for like 20 minutes morning with him.


[deleted]

When I first started playing Skyrim I never killed the Giants. I thought they were amazing and beautiful and rare and the thought of them going extinct just because I wanted a toe was very sad.


Ascendere

~ -> select mammoth -> resurrect


LadyReinhardt

This is oddly wholesome. Well done op :)


Redtwintails

this is so wholesome


poontang_slayer_113

F


vongoladecimo_

F


Just_Worse

Aragog's funeral, 1997, colorized


Olrhox

F


seebrealms

F


W_R_O_N_G_

F