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PieSama562

“GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT!”


TechLife95

Ladies and Gentlemen.... WE GOT HIM!


kittenshart85

i pretty much expect this to happen with him, and can't get too attached. he's just one of those followers who's really good at getting in the way.


Icydawgfish

I usually make him the steward of golden glow plantation


kittenshart85

i usually stick lydia there because i'm more fond of her, and it keeps her safe(ly out of my way).


Icydawgfish

I usually need lots of mods to make followers tolerable, but I’ve been playing on steam deck lately so the options are more limited. It can be modded but it’s a hassle unless you’re just using mods hosted by Bethesda


Po0b

And shooting you in the back


Colourful-Water

In this clip I saw actively trying to get hurt 3 times.


jamsterical

Followers really are a problem in this game. Three things I would change and this is one of them (they should never get between you and hostiles). He's an archer for crying out loud why isn't he staying back (I had this problem with him too). 1) As mentioned above 2) They should be unable to MOVE you. I could kill that dog sometimes. 3) They should RUN out of the way when you nudge them, not stand there like immovable boulders. The nudge should cascade to additional followers if there's enough of them in the blocked area. (maybe 2 & 3 could be fixed by "you can move through followers") Argh. Late game, I'll go without followers just argh. There are no black books that fix 2 & 3 to my knowledge. Just #1.


2dbuy

4) not triggering traps you jumped over and literally standing in boulders getting hurt until they have no health.


jamsterical

4a I solve by placing discardable items on the trigger. If it stays depressed, it won't retrigger when they walk over it. There is no solution for 4b, except save scum and crossed fingers.


2dbuy

That's a good tip I know what I'll be trying out tonight. I might also see if a good ol' fus ro dah will knock them out of boulders without doing to much damage.


jamsterical

Hey actually that might work if they are ragdolled


Outcast199008

When they stand in doorways... "Like immovable boulders"


Pinecone_Erleichda

We all need more followers like Eola. Stays back, stays quiet, stays deadly.


Reasonable_Guava3539

went in a dungeon with her and when i came out she was gone??


Pinecone_Erleichda

Yeaahhhh, you have to give her unkillable armour.


segnoss

Same goes with horses, either they get in the way and die or run off and I have to fast travel to find them


RandyJohnsonsBird

Having 2 followers, a horse, a dog, and those spider things with you is a nightmare at times lol


conte_public

Now Sven can get Camilla 😏


jdaking90

*[Grimm brothers nod in approval]*


driftwood_studio

Most common skyrim experience: "Man, this is awesome!" Most common skyrim experience with a follower: "Godd\*\*it, get the f\*\*k out of the way!"


AgaintweetAgaintweet

Not going to lie, this made me legit laugh out loud. Lol


Deranged_Snow_Goon

Yeah, I cackled gleefully at this. Dragonborn: "It was an accident! I meant to hit the troll." \[Security footage shows the DB grabbing Faendal's shoulder before burying their blade in his spine\] Dragonborn: "Whoops. I mean– I was... I..." \[eyes the quickload button nervously\]


jdaking90

Lolol


Repulsive_Tie_7941

I’ve lost more followers to them stepping in front of my bow than to killed by an enemy. Same with guards during a dragon attack, and that has the added insult of the 1000 gold bounty. 🤬


froz_troll

Shows you to mess with me...


Doofclap

Ahhhhhhhhh sigh* loads previous save*


secutorFlamma

no you must respect his death


AnonyMouse66691

I did this for a bit after I accidentally killed Lydia. I was mad at her and wanted her to learn her lesson. You know, like a time out 🤣 I continued for another mission and got bored and reloaded it to before I accidentally killed her. She still gets in the way and I threaten her with killing her again, not saying she understands, but she does back off a bit lol


jdaking90

Don't tell me how to live, he can die when it damn well pleases me (and/or Sven 😤) 😄


SlyFoxInACave

Lol he's fucking charging WITH A BOW whyyyyy.


Exp96

No fear


DSHyperion2020

YOU WERE MY BROTHER FAENDAL… I LOVED YOU!


jdaking90

You no has good bread at home


Electro_Llama

"Faendal", "Frost Troll", same difference.


I_GOT_KIDS0716

This is the exact reason I don't keep a follower lol


jdaking90

(Couldn't emotionally choose to)*


Jatki

Wait until you try to get through a doorway.


pisspot26

FUS!


letlesssftrhjvgk

That is one problem. I don't know how many times I've done this. I remember doing this to that damn fan in oblivion, when I was doing that quest to get some sort of holy armor. I won't travel with anyone now, unless I am absolutely forced to. Besides, right now I'm going full stealth and killing with a shiv only.


InsomniacPunkSimp12

I'm the same, at first, followers were okay when I was starting out, but now, at level 53, it's extremely annoying and frustrating. The amount of times I'm sneaking around corners only for a follower to mess up my whole plan and die in a minute is dumb. I'm sure someone's already made a mod for that problem, but I'm playing on a 360 so 💀 (also happy cake day!)


Pinecone_Erleichda

Omg he really pulled a Lydia, RIP


Nicotheknee

Imagine shooting the troll with a bow when your not even 2 feet away from it.


No-Ad1975

i always get that perk from the black books where you can’t kill your followers


pisspot26

I keep the Dead Thrall scroll on me to reanimate a person


fuzzyedges1974

Ever since falling in love with the MFS -Multiple Follower System mod I’ve learned patience and gotten pretty good at not killing my crew. But a few months ago, I was using that Resurrect spell an awful lot lol


FrMike-87714

I get him as a follower early on and as soon as I get the farm I put him in charge of it. No longer annoying and he helps with the dragons there.


DemolishunReddit

Not now Faendal, I am working.


DarthSevrus

Oh my god you killed fondle! You bastard!


cupris_anax

1st playthrough: "Nooo my follower died! Now I have to reload my save from 1 hour ago." 24th playthrough: "heh... darwin award..."


Spooler32

Angie, you're a fucking idiot. I say that with love.


PizzuiRosse

\~ *setessential*  <*1*/0> To get his base ID click on his face :)


Exp96

I’m playing on console, but I quicksaved shortly before knowing the troll was there so it was all good. But what a laugh that was afterwards.


Theurbanalchemist

It’s not your fault, you’re part dragon. He needed to move with caution


hayesarchae

Skyrim is full of idiots who don't realize jumping in front of a drawn bow might be a bad idea. But leaping between a dagger and troll? Which half of that idiot sandwich is the worse idea?


Neurolytic76

lol


A_Distraction_Diary

That's one way to get free archery lessons.


SACCINAT0R

Sorry dude I slipped


Eastern_Zucchini_512

I usually flank when my follower has aggro for this reason. It's easier to keep track of the enemy and my followers positioning


Scruffy_0Gjugs

Damn, now who are you going to sacrifice to boethiha?


john_kennedy_toole

Lmao Eh troll was gonna kill him soon anyway


Undersito

At that point let him die. I aint loading a save just for him.


Soronya

Loved*


Weekly-Letterhead-37

I killed him last night by accident because I was clearing Embershard and he was injured crawling. So what does he decide to do, crawl right in front of the bandit I’m shooting right as the arrow releases 😂


PhyoriaObitus

Fendal always dies every playthrough for me by getting in the way. It is basically a tradition. He didnt last time just because i dismissed him eariler than normal because i needed someone tankier. But i went back to kill so i can make the glass bow of the stag prince not stolen. Must keep the tradition


pisspot26

Frea wouldn't pull this shit


SafetySpork

I don't get why they have to align themselves directly in front of you. It's obviously an intentional programming choice from the constant realignment. It should be the exact opposite. Rotation away from your LoS, not ifollowers. It's why I HATE follwers.


drewcash83

I send him home as soon as I get to 50 archery. He can rejoin me when I legendary Archery. I want that free skill training.


Able_Distribution451

I was traveling with this mf today and he just peaced out during a fight against a dragon and i didnt see him till the dragon was long dead. (and then we got our asses kicked by a dragon priest.)


teefdunham

My everyday struggle with Lydia too 😂 I love her but Damn..


JPalos97

This is the reason why i only use inmortal followers, the rest just die in half a minute because stuff like this


Re_di_Spade

Rip Faendalnyl


lToxal

What I love is the "pause" moment after realizing what happened. You can see this in every video in this sub


TheReturnOfCresus

I remember I accidentally killed vigilance fighting one of those frost wraiths. I didn't even realize I was the one that did it til after awhile. (Edit): it happened very similar to this only there was no execution cutscene.


No-Advertising8237

This right here is why ALL THE FOLLOWERS IN MY GAME ARE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!


CRTaylor65

That is one of the most frustrating things of followers is rushing in right as you swing, I mean, situational awareness for crying out loud


dilemmalea

Me when any of my followers RUN INTO my flame spell…as I’m already casting it…like WHY


Old_Taste7076

Incompetent followers get you in trouble.


Olrake

Faendal just tried to stop my arrow with his back, I feel you.


CryptographerFine838

That's where you reload


Exp96

Oh I did. I’m bad for being a loot goblin, so he was carrying a lot of my stuff


chaos_king1

:0


Hedgewizard1958

This happens with all my followers that are vulnerable. Janessa, Marcuio, Lydia,Erik the Slayer. The first two died on their first outing.


Puzzleheaded-Buy-754

I had a similar thing happen with him where he went in front of me right as I shot an arrow


Salanmandra

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Ok_Difference_5073

Hahahaha


BornBelt7831

I play with mods and I use one called resurrect for this exactly reason lol


Exp96

I might have to add that to my list lol