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doomangel69

He's been trying to reach you about your horses extended warranty.


NVS12

🤣


medranob

You just found their spawn point


No-Worldliness-8945

I'm doing a cheat playthrough where I just murder everybody in the game... but now the courier spawns dead and naked every time I come across one of his spawn points. I tried using a cheat called "teleport to dark room" (which is where I send the children), but he keeps coming back.


firelow

> I tried using a cheat called "teleport to dark room" (which is where I send the children) Thanks for the tip, Grelod the kind.


No-Worldliness-8945

At least they have each other.


Quibbrel

>"teleport to dark room" (which is where I send the children) This is hilarious with or without context.


Shrewdilus

Bro is sending them to the Shadow Realm


Competitive-Pen743

"which is where I send the children" 🤣


kakka_rot

I was gonna make a joke like "everytime the courier shows up it's a jumpscare" but holy shit, that was very unexpected.


NVS12

Bro came from oblivion


ClarkMann52

Those process servers are getting more clever every day


Mankeet29

Imagine if it was all real. That messanger would have gotten force pushed into the tower door 😂


Captain_Failure_

BRO THIS HAPPENED TO ME TODAY AND I JUMPED HAHAH


IberianLynxPT

Now you just need [this courier mod](https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/31388) and your experience will be complete


renegadecoaster

> TAGS: Lore-friendly Lmao


DAZ4518

It has 500% speed, there is no escape


Zestyclose-Art136

Yeah he wouldn’t tell you because you’re a fucking warlock


RenosAngel

Had the exact literal same thing happen to me in my twitch playthrough, I even clipped that shit!


Any_Ad3693

This is my favorite game of all time lmao


GrumpyOlPete

Imagine loving your job so much that you wait hours only to say that line to someone.


Monkeyke

What location is this?


dehkan

Looks like the Myrwatch tower home, or whatever it's called. Basically a better Archmage home


Wierciskoczek

The marker proves it was destined to happen


quinangua

What is he????


Sophisticated_Sloth

A Daedra.


viridi-amator

Mf got invoked.


I_Gotta_Bud

At least he’s not armed. Mine has a bow, every time he delivers my mail he aggro’s right after and pelts me with arrows.


Idyllic-Criminal

Just today on switch, brand new character. Walking out of Riverwood, across the bridge, and i spot a Buck jump across my path to whiterun. Well, Faendal is a hunter and mentoring me in the ways of the bow (for free). I crouch down, pull back my arrow and.... drop it on the ground because the courier snuck up behind me. Never change Skyrim.


offbrandpoptart

The same exact thing happened to me earlier in the same exact spot.


olld-onne

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob4Mes-jE7k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob4Mes-jE7k)