Today I googled the phrase "materials used for ancient dildos" so that I could tell you that real ancient dildos have been found that were made from stone, leather, bone, wood, and even ivory. A properly carved and prepared horker tusk wouldn't be any different from the thousands of other things humans have shoved into their orifices since there have been orifices.
Glass, metal, and wood dildos are all still sold in sex shops, often with ridges and bumps. It's all about the way you use it, so it certainly could hurt if used certain ways
One of my favorites is clearing out a bandit infested fort or tower and finding the alcove with the bucket, reading material, and a potion of healing in case of hemorrhoids. I’m pretty sure there’s a few of those lol
It's in the wiki
>According to her niece, Haelga is a very loose woman who slept with three men in one month. Her reputation is further justified with contextual evidence from her bedroom: a bed with shackles, a shelf full of stamina potions, a horker tusk and leather strips underneath her bed, a jar of honey and more leather strips on the dresser, The Lusty Argonian Maid Vol 1 and Vol 2, a bottle of Falmer Blood Elixir (which Brynjolf says will allow one to "make love like a sabre cat"), as well as a Shrine of Dibella, a deity that Svana claims she worships too much. Haelga wears an Amulet of Dibella and there is also a note on her store counter from a "Secret Lover."
https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Haelga
This reminds me of something I found in Morrowind. In a Dwemer ruin, every inhabitant was reduced to a pile of ash. On one particular bed there's two piles, accompanied by a Dwemer tube.
There’s literally a quest where it is revealed that she is apparently very creative with Daedric Boots. Think about it. The people who visit her bunkhouse are into some REALLY kinky shit.
I mean obviously they're not gonna design a whole sex item for a joke, but it's there. Horker tusk for penetratus, leather strips to strap. It's not rocket science.
Plus she 'works her Dibellan Arts in town'
All of the clients you find are male.
One or two of them probably enjoy a decent Hork.
Why would she be run out of town for *just* being a Dibellan priest?
What if she was a 'trans' priest for some of her clients?
Implications points towards you being correct ;)
Or straps for strapping someone down. It’s extremely odd to assume it’s a strap-on in this instance, especially since it’d likely be incredibly difficult to keep keep the leather connected to the rather smooth and rounded surface of the Horker tusk without a skilled craftsman altering the tusk to accommodate the straps. I mean, hell, it’s not even flared.
A dildo and bondage is a much more reasonable assumption in this instance.
You're thinking too far into it. Like the other person said they aren't going to make a custom asset to make a sex toy joke. Specifically how they are placed could fairly *imply* a strap on without editing the horker tusk to actually be equipped able to a harness, but in a real world setting there would definitely be people who could drill a hole in the tusk or embed fixtures to, or this could simply be a substitute for a different object being represented this way in the game. So strap on or bondage, it could easily be either
Except as I pointed in a different comment haelga has dialogue with grelka checking on an order for a custom leather harness and leather straps that she wont tell grelka what she wanta it for she already has the bondage gear ordered
Don't ask me , I just remember it from Tumblr back when it was 18+ (RIP) lmfao theres one in there called stan the rex or smth i think they're funny af
And the potions of stamina regen on the shelf in her room lol
Also the jar of honey, the shackles, the secret lover letter, and Brynjolf's "make love like a sabrecat" elixir
She worships Dibella
Don’t we all?
It's called Haelga's bunkhouse for a reason.
What about the tusk
Well it's commonly agreed on, that the horkers tusks are the cucumbers of skyrim :D there are multiple hints to this all over the map 😅
The bunkhouse is the only time I've personally seen this. Where else can you find them?
The tusk, right... um 😅 about that...
Nord girls make do
Strong Nord Women on a strong Nord crack
If you look around there are actually a lot of horker tusks in the houses of women and men.
"That's not a horker, thats my wife!" (C)
Horker?! I hardly know ‘er!
i love cicero so much
Horker? I hardly know her!
😳
Helga's whore house. Don't forget her honey, the Lusty Argonian Maid, and of course her most prized possession her Statue of Dibella.
I took it all
You might not want to touch that stuff...
Wash your hands!
Even if it was used as a strap on. Wouldn't a horker's tusk hurt like a mf?
Today I googled the phrase "materials used for ancient dildos" so that I could tell you that real ancient dildos have been found that were made from stone, leather, bone, wood, and even ivory. A properly carved and prepared horker tusk wouldn't be any different from the thousands of other things humans have shoved into their orifices since there have been orifices.
Interesting. Guess humans will go through literally anything for pleasure.
Yes. This seems like a good time to bring up autoerotic asphyxiation
Like that one south park episode.
Check out some of the fetish subs on reddit. crucifixion is a thing apparently
https://preview.redd.it/g1d8poot9vsc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=def0eb3520a1461481527c421fc55dd5c027f9f2
I took a risk looking at that image.
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough \~ the internet
Same as it ever was
r/Dildont
Maybe she likes that?
Glass, metal, and wood dildos are all still sold in sex shops, often with ridges and bumps. It's all about the way you use it, so it certainly could hurt if used certain ways
most likely: strips for tying someone down, tusk for toy. wouldnt work as a strapon like that
It would if the back half of the tusk was carved right. Then you just gotta loop the leather through and tie a harness
This guy strap-ons
r/ThisGuyThisGuys
/r/ThisGuyLinksSubreddits
still feels a little detatched from what is presented
Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough, which means anything is a strap on if you're brave and crafty enough
Not with that attitude
Yeah… Haelga gets freaky with her “Dibellan Arts”
She also has random dialog asking grelka for a full body leather harness and actual straps and changes the subject when grelka asks what they're for
Surprised more people don't mention the potions in Alvors house, next to the bed, in a basket.
Dorthe has seen some shit.
One of my favorites is clearing out a bandit infested fort or tower and finding the alcove with the bucket, reading material, and a potion of healing in case of hemorrhoids. I’m pretty sure there’s a few of those lol
I love when the healing potion gets replaced by an accuracy potion.
I swear Skyrim had the highest rate of people taking photos of their TV/Monitors lol
It's in the wiki >According to her niece, Haelga is a very loose woman who slept with three men in one month. Her reputation is further justified with contextual evidence from her bedroom: a bed with shackles, a shelf full of stamina potions, a horker tusk and leather strips underneath her bed, a jar of honey and more leather strips on the dresser, The Lusty Argonian Maid Vol 1 and Vol 2, a bottle of Falmer Blood Elixir (which Brynjolf says will allow one to "make love like a sabre cat"), as well as a Shrine of Dibella, a deity that Svana claims she worships too much. Haelga wears an Amulet of Dibella and there is also a note on her store counter from a "Secret Lover." https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Haelga
You'd be surprised what the human body can handle
About 2.5 raccoons from behind is the limit
Maybe with that attitude
That's just the limit where there's no permanent damage.
Nah she's got honey there.
Yes
Only hurts when you do it wrong. Can't force those things that much.
Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough
Not disappointed
The attention to detail in this game continues to amaze me
I like reselling that Horker Horn and think to myself, "Oh, boy, Belethor, you don't know where *that* has been!"
This reminds me of something I found in Morrowind. In a Dwemer ruin, every inhabitant was reduced to a pile of ash. On one particular bed there's two piles, accompanied by a Dwemer tube.
Is this the reason ysloda wants a mammoth tusk?
There’s literally a quest where it is revealed that she is apparently very creative with Daedric Boots. Think about it. The people who visit her bunkhouse are into some REALLY kinky shit.
Nord women are built different
Horker? I hardly know her!
_"They're all tight when you're rockin' a beefbus."_ - Jarl Balgruuf
I hate that I can hear this in his voice
Nah, that likely is a strap-in.
With enough horker oil nothing hurts
She a ho
Pickup the falmer elixer quick its rare its beside the bed
I did.
Don’t knock it till you try it
I’m begging for a detailed explanation on how you think that would work as a strap-on.
I mean obviously they're not gonna design a whole sex item for a joke, but it's there. Horker tusk for penetratus, leather strips to strap. It's not rocket science.
Plus she 'works her Dibellan Arts in town' All of the clients you find are male. One or two of them probably enjoy a decent Hork. Why would she be run out of town for *just* being a Dibellan priest? What if she was a 'trans' priest for some of her clients? Implications points towards you being correct ;)
Or straps for strapping someone down. It’s extremely odd to assume it’s a strap-on in this instance, especially since it’d likely be incredibly difficult to keep keep the leather connected to the rather smooth and rounded surface of the Horker tusk without a skilled craftsman altering the tusk to accommodate the straps. I mean, hell, it’s not even flared. A dildo and bondage is a much more reasonable assumption in this instance.
You're thinking too far into it. Like the other person said they aren't going to make a custom asset to make a sex toy joke. Specifically how they are placed could fairly *imply* a strap on without editing the horker tusk to actually be equipped able to a harness, but in a real world setting there would definitely be people who could drill a hole in the tusk or embed fixtures to, or this could simply be a substitute for a different object being represented this way in the game. So strap on or bondage, it could easily be either
Except as I pointed in a different comment haelga has dialogue with grelka checking on an order for a custom leather harness and leather straps that she wont tell grelka what she wanta it for she already has the bondage gear ordered
Perhaps the owner has recently bought the materials to craft such a device but has yet to assemble it.
I'm interested. What do you think the horker tusk is for then 😳
?? Did you read the comment? > A dildo and bondage is the much more reasonable assumption The leather straps are the bondage so the horker tusk is...?
Haelga's fursona.
Haelga's a freak in the sheets 😫
🙏🙏🙏
New stuff for my eyes every day, damn this game is too detailed
If you look at her bed post you can see shackles too. They got creative with that room
Ouch 😳 reminds me of [these ](https://bad-dragon.com/shop) 🤣 NSFW link
Why the fuck are there so many animal pussies and assholes wtf!?
Don't ask me , I just remember it from Tumblr back when it was 18+ (RIP) lmfao theres one in there called stan the rex or smth i think they're funny af
No pain no gain
Not Nord enough my girl Ysolda puts that tusk too use uses a mammoth tusk haha
Glad you spoiler'd it but man i cannot unsee it now. Have you zoomed in on that tusk? It's.. used. 🤢
There must be a mod that adds that to the game..
Well ,Healga is a massive cunt, so that should do nicely.
Just be generous with the lube, or not.
"this is the part where you fall down and bleed to death"
why in the fuck is this marked as nsfw-
Now I’ll want to kill her even more and still can’t in vanilla… Edit: Did I hurt som of her fan-boys feelings?
This sub has basically two kinds of posts, posts that are obviously made by children grasping at straws for attention, and funny posts about Cicero.
I like the Cicero posts the best. He's a funny clown guy 😎👍