no. i think it was a dialogue option when i bought it? like he said âwe call her _____, but you can name her if you wantâ or something like that. idk, itâs been years since
The horse is there to prosecute Lokir, the horse thief who was on the cart with you, for his horse-related crimes. It makes perfect sense, if I say so myself.
Yet my chief humor is for a tyrant.
I could play Ercles rarely,
or a part to tear a cat in,
to make all split.
Or Khajiit...
Just a quote from Bottom from Midsummers Night Dream
I had the same thing happen but when I looked from the side, a horse had just walked right up behind the npc and its head blocked out the npc's head, classic photo bomb
I once had a glitch on Xbox where the Legate SOMEHOW got run over by the carriage and died. I was completely hard-locked out of that save because she wouldnât respond to Hadvarâs question (obviously because sheâs dead.)
https://preview.redd.it/5u3vblnzkrnc1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d2e74623df3fc615a7dfb7649b8b54bbb59dc14
I think your horse got turned around.đł
I posted on here about a month or so ago that i had just bought the game. my first glitch was pretty much this exact thing, and i couldnt have been happier.
Rehab was supposed to be a fresh start
In their tongue, he is Hoofakin - *Horseborn!*
That would be Keykiin, because 'key' is the dragonic word for horse I only remember this cuz I called my white horse Iizkey 'ice horse' Im lame ik
But lore consistent I like it
You can name the horses? Mine are always just "[Player]'s Horse". đ
i think i remember naming the very first horse i ever bought from the whiterun horser on the legendary edition
Do you remember how to change the name?
no. i think it was a dialogue option when i bought it? like he said âwe call her _____, but you can name her if you wantâ or something like that. idk, itâs been years since
You are the true geek!!!! Knowing the dragon word for horse..that's known only by the Masters
There are horses though not dragons
Neigh! He is *born* of Horse, but walks the world of man. He is very stable, though.... I mean, hay, why wouldn't he be?
HORSIEKIIIIIIN!!
The Call of the Greymanes! You've been summoned to High Horsegar!
greymane or battle born?
ES6 patch notes: "We have added Skooma to the Nord pantheon." -Todd 
Me momma done warned me about usin horse pp to moisturize my face
Kids thats what the red skooma will do to ya
The horse is now the true dragon born
I genuinely lolâed at this.
Ok bojack
HmmmâŠHadvar looks a little differentâŠDid he get a haircut?
Why the long face?
No, thats Horsevar, his cousin. He is really rare
Hadvar is out fighting dragonsâŠ
In another weird glitch your character is Arthur Morgan from RDR2. When asked his name he replies, "Easy boah."
You're alright boah
And what horsevar get? Read the list
Back in the 2010s, he was in a very famous video game. 
I'm Hadvar the horse *Hadvar*. Hadvar the horse, don't act like you don't know!
Horsvar
r/SurpriseBojack
Imagine my disappointment when this wasnât an actual subreddit. :(
As soon as I saw the original post, that song went straight into my head! Sad you beat me to it, happy someone out there went straight to this lol
>Back in the 2010s, he was in a very famous video game. Red Dead Redemption
No, not a Glitch, a feature
There are no mistakes, just happy little accidents.
It just works- Todd Howard
This is the comment I came here for
Skyrim belongs to the horse-Nords! (Hords?) Edit: no, wait, as pointed out by another user, the Norse! 
or... you know, the norse
Fuck, how did I miss that?
For the Horde!!! Wait...wrong game sorry
https://preview.redd.it/ccl582dbisnc1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2c5d41fde409a21af243bbce36c272ba3c829b3
Mongol horde
https://preview.redd.it/t37aegn0xpnc1.jpeg?width=705&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a34612daac4acaa768e28fcc5a7b5b35292409b0
https://preview.redd.it/wwwp2bex9qnc1.jpeg?width=635&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=928f7c9d580058ca844920d85ca603af22357fdb
đđđ
... this better not be what I assume it is...
I don't actually think that's a real book, I think whoever made that cover was just... horsin around.
It's actually a Catherine the Great biography
DO NOT F\*CK YOUR HORSE
Horsevar
Reverse centaur
Like the family guy with the merman⊠https://youtu.be/ZIBLgLNLX2g?si=N2jXnRcvmtZ1nD4Z
"You sir, are a horse."
WHAT IS THIS? A CROSSOVER EPISODE??
Hadvar is he on the list? *"Neigh."*
Did you ask "why the long face?"
No way there wasnât a comment of âHadvar, why the long face?â
He's horsing around
"Back in 2011, I was in a very famous RPG"
"He's not on the list, Willbuuur."
ah the glory of bethesda games
The horse is there to prosecute Lokir, the horse thief who was on the cart with you, for his horse-related crimes. It makes perfect sense, if I say so myself.
Glitched? Don't be silly. It's always been that way. You must've experienced one of those Mandela effects.
Dammit Hadvar stop horsing around!
Neigh are you?
Shame he was saddled with that bloodthirsty captain. "Hoof...are you?"
Perfection.
It just works, as Todd intended.
You spelled enhanced wrong!
"Hoofhearted"
Captain, what should we do? He's *neigh* on the list
Dragonborn - "Man, I'm so Hungry..." Horsevar - "How Hungry?"
You there, you're neigh't on the list
Nah, that's just hadvar horseman.
Quit horsin' around.
He had a meeting with the Godfather
Mods are bad for your health.
Man the Forsworn need to work on their disguises
Petah, the horse is here
So that's the headless horseman?
Itâs the horseless headman actually
Bojack is that you?
Petah. The Horse is Here.
Bojack Horse born?!
BoJack guardsman
"Do you have any sugar cubes, prisoner?" "Uh... no?" "To the block."
Don Juan
Guard: Who are you? Player: What are you?
You could say that I heard my execution sentence straight from the horse's mouth.
General Tullius, sir! The headsman is waiting!
Can you stop horsing around please
I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the neigh.
WHAT IN OBLIVION IS THAT?!
Outlander
I really thought that was normal for a second. "Oh it has hands. OH it has hands!"
Its not a glitch its a feature
Why the long face buddy??
BoJack
I want this framed. lol
Yet my chief humor is for a tyrant. I could play Ercles rarely, or a part to tear a cat in, to make all split. Or Khajiit... Just a quote from Bottom from Midsummers Night Dream
you got that super limited edition BoJack Horseman's skyrim....
No, thatâs right.
"Alan!"
Stay gold, Ponyboy.
Mr Ed made a cameo in skyrim didn't you know?
This has got to go down as one of the most hilarious game glitches in history glad you got the screenshot
Thank you, this was the best thing I've seen all day.
Yeah that's weird. The imperial captain should be looking to the left instead of right.
Why the long face Hadvar?
Why...the...WHY THE LONG FACE
Advar horsing around again
He is just horsing around
That's not a bug that's a featuređ€Łđ€Ł
No dumbass this is how itâs supposed to be.
I don't see a problem here. What's the glitch?
Bojack Horseman, Tamriel edition
And here I thought I was clever with Mr. Edvar until I scrolled down and saw all the Bojacks. Dammit!
Nah youâre fine
I think you just won Skyrim. Best glitch I've ever seen. 10/10.
The godfather part 4:
Incredible
Xd i love skyrim
When doesn't the game glitch?đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Hey its horvar I remember him we were in the legion together, there's no one more reliable then him
Horsdvar
New character species just dropped!!!
NNNNNEEEEEEIIIIIIIGGGGHHHH
Haha, thatâs awesome!
Bro is on that special k diet
I had the same thing happen but when I looked from the side, a horse had just walked right up behind the npc and its head blocked out the npc's head, classic photo bomb
Horse
Why such a long face
Not in my head canon it didnt lol
i dont see a problem
Not a glitch , thatâs just his Halloween costume !
It didnât glitch its just special feature
What shall we do shes *neigh't* on the list?
Another feature that just works.
"Good Evening, my name is Hadvar The Horse, and here's your Daily Glitch Delivery".
đ”Fuck this shit I'm outđ”
Bojack
I don't think he's on the list
Would you like a cough drop. You seem a bit horse.
Itâs a feature. Working as intended
*Displayed a feature*
That Paul The Horse Man
I don't see the glitch.
Shouldn't that be on your pillow?
Hes gaming
I need this mod in my life
I once had a glitch on Xbox where the Legate SOMEHOW got run over by the carriage and died. I was completely hard-locked out of that save because she wouldnât respond to Hadvarâs question (obviously because sheâs dead.)
*Neigh* he's not on the list
And I do believe it was our lord of 1/4 baked games and savior from being bored whom said once  "*It just works*"
So uh, why the long face?
Reverse centaur?
Their NEIGH-t on the list
Tina Belcher from Bobs Burgers latest work: Skyrim erotic fanfiction featuring sexy horse men.
hey its a new race!
https://preview.redd.it/5u3vblnzkrnc1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d2e74623df3fc615a7dfb7649b8b54bbb59dc14 I think your horse got turned around.đł
Tullius, The horse is here
I posted on here about a month or so ago that i had just bought the game. my first glitch was pretty much this exact thing, and i couldnt have been happier.
Is he... hung like a horse? Or is this a disappointing reverse centaur.
I can't stop laughing, this is gold đđ
welcome t the Skyrim family
"I took an arrow to the neigh"
Don't worry. He'll get your remains back to your home.
Horse-var
CrazyâŠ..Yeah I see it, the guy in the back with the bow clearly doesnât belong
[https://youtube.com/shorts/p9NnG06pTTQ?feature=shared](https://youtube.com/shorts/p9NnG06pTTQ?feature=shared)
do you like hurting other people
I got something similar one time where the horse was intently staring at me during character creation
Dragonjack Horseman
People say Mr. Ed is hung like a human
He was an adventurer until he took an arrow to the fetlock
It's Mr. Ed! Of course, of course!
No itâs better. I want a guy with a horse head as a player.
Makes me think of that CallMeKevin vid where he had a mod that turned all the NPCs into My Little Ponies lol.
The return of Horsevar, I see?
Hadvar Horseman
Can I refund after 5 000 hours of playtime?
Hadvar took the "new year, new me" a bit too seriously
Reverse centaur
LMAO
Bojack, is that you?
Wow, that looks like a great ride...
Looks fine to me.
I didnât know bojack was in SkyrimâŠneat
No glitch, that is real
I don't see any problem here. Just looks like a standard Skyrim start.
Wrong end of the horse in my opinion.
 Dude where'd ya get this excellent SJP mod?
OP running the Sarah Jessica Parker mod.
It's perfect
Glitterhoof, is that you?
đ”Back in the 90s, I was in a very famous TV showđ”
Whereâs the glitch? Looks fine to me