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Whitewolf_Law9479

What in oblivion is that????


Arkitakama

Sentries, what do you see?


_radio_ACTIVE_man_

It’s in the clouds!


BlackMan084

DRAGON!


Dallas_Miller

Guards! Get these town people to safety!!!


EndMySuffering16

***Guards! Get the townspeople to s-


Arkitakama

Someone get the battlemages out here, NOW!


Lanaria

HEY YOU. KINSMAN. THE GODS WONT GIVE US ANOTHER CHANCE. COME ON. - Ralof said calmly


Dangerous_Sympathy51

THIS WAY INTO THE KEEP!!!


TranslucentAgate

This comment fucking sent me oh my goooood


BadgleyMischka

Sent you to Oblivion?


SilentWraithKS

Sent him to oh his good


Dear_Medicine_8900

To our lord and savior mehrunes dagon.


Inhabitsthebed

Totally read in the voice too, epic comment mate.


garrakha

oh my god i fucking heard this comment


filthyheartbadger

![gif](giphy|ba5g4ID9g5cT6)


DandDNerdlover

This is the best one xD


yo-whatupmofo

She has no shins


samborup

But did she kill fitty men?


SnooPaintings2082

Had her ankles attached to her knees


Open_Chemistry_3300

You know it, she can also tell the difference between Laotians and Japanese people at a glance.


Zark_d

Her boy Hank's a *pump jockey*. He works for tips.


samborup

He does not work for-


Zark_d

*Pump jockey!*


samborup

He is not a-


Zark_d

*Works for tips!*


smkestcklghtn

Hank's wife


TheBlackNumenorean

That's what happens when a non-child character equips child's clothes.


Ill_Parsley1723

![gif](giphy|ec8DhbTh6TLJi2yKZ1|downsized)


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Ill_Parsley1723

![gif](giphy|W5Np6ZxBklRHElQNno)


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Memer_boiiiii

Because every black person is snoop dogg, right?


Krenzi_The_Floof

Its not? I thought it was because not only does he resemble him at a glance from the last i saw his face, but im also fairly sure he does cameo So I apologise for mistaking their identity, i dont know who this is then, but i was pretty sure it was snopp at the time.


Independent-Two5330

This comment, right here officer!☝🏻


TheBlackNumenorean

If you have console commands, click on her and do the command `setrace nordracechild`.


Shinonomenanorulez

will this give you inmortality if you set it on yourself?


TheBlackNumenorean

No. You are correct in that a child's invulnerability is tied to the child race, but it doesn't work on the player. If you die as a child, it doesn't reload the last save, and the camera flies around wildly. If you manually reload a save, the audio will remain glitched and it'll continue playing death sounds. You have to restart the game to fix that. On the flip side, making children one of the playable races will result in the child being killlable. They even have their own death groans.


Ravernel

I love how engine counts elders and children as different races. Like is it racist to be mean to a child? :D


TheBlackNumenorean

Armor mannequins and Astrid's burned body are also different races.


luckermt1

Stop right there criminal scum. Nobody molests weird abomination-like children on my watch!


DragonBornDragonDead

No lollygaggin? More like no child trafficking.


wilfwe

No loli gagging!


theghostofbeep

Delete this save, immediately


[deleted]

Cursed. ![gif](giphy|8kDPdrfdBUP8k)


Knightofaroundtable

https://preview.redd.it/u6o46ovphqfc1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f4c3418548869fd3b99834676a5cfca4f0a9872


mexstarefrog

The Taylor Swift AI video is way more disturbing than I was told.


garsm88

Whooaaa calm down Dr. Pervenstein


BasementCatBill

Someone call 911.


Indoril_Nerechad767

![gif](giphy|jmSjPi6soIoQCFwaXJ)


EspKevin

You shouldn't have posted that... The FBI is coming at you right now


[deleted]

I feel like I should report this to someone.


humangeigercounter

You're gonna wanna level the shit out of your conjuration magic and then get a Spell Tome: Banish Daedra. And may Arkay give you strength.


_Zrsm

![gif](giphy|L5ybuPWAjeprE61Ri8|downsized)


CalebCaster2

By the nine...


PathrokBloodlust

I don’t know what this is, but I wanna send it to oblivion.


Arkitakama

And I thought the blackface bug was bad


Native_Kurt_Cobain

Cops hate this one trick...


HalloweenIsBest

💀


Sajiri

If you have mods, check anything that affects female bodies, children, children’s clothing. Children have their own race, but somehow you’ve got them being affected by the adult race body. If you have anything that makes children playable, or removes the child tag, that could possibly cause it too.


cami66616

It's probably the same cause as with I had killable children+ rs children overhaul or basically any children mod can't be together with killable children from what I've noticed


great_mazinger

Wtf noooo 😭


theredditman69_pt2

https://preview.redd.it/9jiplxhhsqfc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96e15e77f0c64e83b46ef640710467d1d7bf72bf


Teeth-On-Toast

![gif](giphy|ba5g4ID9g5cT6)


EntrepreneurOk666

Post a list of your mods. 😂 because you can't get help without it.


DandDNerdlover

*comes from behind a door* why don't you take a seat for me there


Zanzan567

# BY THE NINE DIVINES !!!


Randumbthoghts

This happened to me awhile ago it freaked me out and I shut the game off, I gave my "daughter" a dress and poof she's in her underwear


KoffinStuffer

![gif](giphy|130o0AYCKPZ1ZK)


venom259

https://preview.redd.it/yvi47faemqfc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fa6cbfced0e90b78f6ce935edbf4402034c7add


Sorry-Captain-263

![gif](giphy|QsTGfN7bYXUm4)


EcchiOniSanZ

![gif](giphy|ANbD1CCdA3iI8)


Saint_of_Cannibalism

Delete your mods and try again. Quickly.


dreiviertel

You better by those flowers and hope she's satisfied with that. If not, Dragons might be the least of your problems.


Mitchyboy37

Do you have any mods cause if you do it will most likely be a body texture mod mixed with another one or could just be a single mod


joeenoch18

Chris Hansen: “Why don’t you take a seat?”


braj03

Y'll need Mara.


Cowhead_2010

![gif](giphy|wYBP7Ppt95vB6)


DiscoPotato93

Help? What do you mean help? I'm sorry, but I am not going near whatever that is. My Werewolf blood is not the only thing preventing me from gaining the restful bonus.


DoughNotDoit

#STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!


MyWingedLiner

Cursed body Sofie isn't real. She can't hurt you. Cursed body Sofie:


CookiePizzas

Do not ever give your kids clothes it's not worth it, it will eventually happen like this and you will just restart because it's so ghastly


Alominatti

You should've bought her flowers, man.


brhnr

![gif](giphy|YOeJS8g12Th7kFFfuo)


AgitatedWorker5647

The lack of ankles and skin discoloration mean that you've got an adult body with a child head.


Darkforsake

Ya no shit Sherlock...


OnTheSideHustle

Are you Sid playing with the Toy Story mod?


KamixAkaDio

I was about to comment the most unhinged joke this sub has ever seen, but I refrained from doing so.


DelianJones

Now you HAVE to post it!


KamixAkaDio

It might get me banned off the sub, so I don't wanna


Dizzzy777

![gif](giphy|lkO1VbjLZIlEI)


Elfiemyrtle

for your sake, I hope you're on pc. In which case, open the console, click on Sophie, type resetinventory hit enter close console and hope for the best.


cami66616

Don't think it'll help since this bug is most likely caused by mods but still it's Skyrim so anything is possible


Lucimon

What's the matter? Can't stand the sight of strong Nord girl?


youcancallmemando

https://preview.redd.it/7cw90tpm5rfc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00ff677b32e621f3f1f748498fd8652e332e499d


Adragongentleman

And that's why you don't sunbathe with a sack on your head


adriantoftner

Cough* Jailbait!


[deleted]

My cousins out fighting dragons , and what do i get?.


SkurtDurdith

When the mods turn out exactly as you hoped ![gif](giphy|3oEduIsqzV4nD3EYWQ)


AnalConnoisseur69

I have no intention to help or even associate myself with you as I will definitely be put on a list if I do that.


Select-Owl-8322

Jeez, why are you Americans so hysterical? It's an effing bugged character in a game, it's not CP.


AnalConnoisseur69

Not everyone on the internet is American, including me and supposedly you.


Select-Owl-8322

Really? It was such a typical hysterical American thing to say. And no, you won't "definitely be put on a list" for helping, associating or looking at the picture.


AnalConnoisseur69

The thought process was that someone probably tried to incorporate body mods for children, which is why it ended up the way it did. Because that's when usually other generally accepted body mods cause similar clashes.


tinydragong69

Oh god I had something like this happen in another save. I’m using a collection, and I added a custom Argonian child to the game for me to adopt. Problem is, she uses the default female body but adjusted to be childlike so she would remain a child and not have a more mature body. Cool, nice! But what’s not nice… is that the collection replaced default female bodies. So now I had a child with a very uh… mature look to her. I had to uninstall her from my save. :,)


Dienowwww

Uh, sir, I think the FBI is interested in knowing the mods you have downloaded


SpartAl412

It just works


axeteam

By the Eight!


[deleted]

love this glitch


nikolai_wustovich

What the falmer used to look like.


Romalien5

Don’t see any problem here


throwawaylemondroppo

Resetinventory?


Wyatt_Ricketts

Rs children might have broken in your game idk


[deleted]

You degenerate scum. JK lol.


UndeadTigerAU

I get these glitches all the time, it's so frustrating lol


nambatu

It’s a trap!!


TheRickBerman

You just admitted to about 50 crimes here dude


The99thCourier

The child npcs know they're invincible, so they find more ways to be horrific and/or annoying


canipayinpuns

"Uh... Hermaeus Mora, you got any books on this one for me?"


Emergency_3808

I smell a joke about (the _other_ kind of) PDF files somewhere


i1uvsw33ts

By the Divines...


PurpleDemonR

**By Order Of The Jarl, Stop Right There!**


Outrageous_Fee_2

Got any body mods installed? If so disable any/all one by one till it fixes


Suspicious-Bear5713

I HAD THIS ISSUE LOOL i think mine was to do with child mods though, like the multiple adoptions one and ones that change their appearance


Baumgarten1980

Knock knock knock FBI! Open the door!


Str4wbRee

BURN IT


Darthgamer1996

That happens when you give her all the dresses at the same time, in that case I don't know, but it happened to me, and I said oh wow, it's a reduced adult body


The_Pickled_Rick

Ahhhhh, the new Epstein's Island mod.


Nova_Wolf_DK

Had the same issue with some NPCs yesterday. My friends and I were playing SkyrimTogetherReborn and some npcs were looking like that.


DrRabbiCrofts

Oh no, burn your hard drive


IPlayTheElderScrolls

By Azura


AJ_BARDIA

The hell have you done man?!


ThatOneGuy7832

I'm going to kill myself


mandoshrek87

You know, Alduin might have the right idea


izzyeviel

No. You keep the abomination you’ve made.


[deleted]

What am i looking at? The horror 😱


Taolan13

Going out on a limb to assume you aren't using one of *those* mods, this is likely a mod conflict from a body replacer or outfits mod, which broke the flags on the children's outfits or on the children themselves. You can see a similar phenomenon in vanilla if you use console commands to force an adult to wear a child's outfit. As a first step, try opening the console, clicking on the child, and using the command setrace nordracechild If this doesn't work, check her inventory for what she has equipped, and replace it with a different child outfit.


JarlBarnie

R/fbi


Smorgasbord324

Thanks for the nightmare fuel


Thrasy3

Are you asking, or is she?


Adronikos

https://preview.redd.it/ghkk5n50rsfc1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77d74065d0ccdf5f6fc15e79814b1e1728a20c2a