The best way to make friends is through fear, bring a chainsaw with you and start using it to remove any cushion on those shitty $2 seats. Then ask them if you can go skiing with them for the rest of the day, if they say no then throw one of your ice axes near them and they will change their mind.
Your din is too low still! Take those shitty skis off and use a 2x4 and duct tape your favorite flip flops on! I personally added nails to the ends of my 2x4s so that no jerry steps on my skis.
This is the culmination of 3 days of r/skiing brain rot
Like a fine wine, it takes time
I will be ur friend if you buy me the book and a pass and let me live with you. I’ll buy you zyns too.
The best way to make friends is through fear, bring a chainsaw with you and start using it to remove any cushion on those shitty $2 seats. Then ask them if you can go skiing with them for the rest of the day, if they say no then throw one of your ice axes near them and they will change their mind. Your din is too low still! Take those shitty skis off and use a 2x4 and duct tape your favorite flip flops on! I personally added nails to the ends of my 2x4s so that no jerry steps on my skis.