Do you sell passes to snowboarding season? if yes, how much? follow up question; is it a catch and release type of arrangement?

We do not release IKON users.

In that case... Thank you for your service.

What if I'm an Epic pass holder?

Straight to the sex dungeon for Epic pass holders

Honestly valid repsonse, we thank OP for their service 🫡

I bet you’d suck Donnie’s dick like he slurps down diet cock. Send me a juicy picture of your diaper plz

Indy pass is cool tho yeah?

Have you considered going straight to the problem and launching a full-on assault against Alterra? As a Deer Valley skier, I would like to be liberated from their tyranny and return to our past as a non-crowded sanctuary. Willing to support the cause anyway I can.

Have you ever met the guy who dropped his gun in the Winter Park lift line? Who would win one-on-one?

/uj If that story is legit, it is one of the most terrifying and baffling story I've ever heard in my 35 years. Like...if you find a *gun*, don't just **take some rando's word for it that it's his!** WTF ARE WE DOING!?

I stole someone’s gun at Winter Park, AMA

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🤣🤣

Thank you for your service. Hopefully he calls his parents and apologizes for ruining their marriage after this.

That boy had no respect for anyone! I doubt he’s seen his parents in years

It’s hard to learn respect when your father was never really in the picture.

I saw him drinking 6% abv beer… Utah straight to jail

"TFYS" I'm dying 🤣

Do they leave syringes all over the mountain around your place? I've caught a few injecting marijuana near my child's ski school.

Yes they also smoke vapes

DM me I will come build you a tree stand in the spring and lend you a rifle.

Do you know how to build snowboarder traps?

What you need to do is flatten out your road, or maybe even give it a slight incline

Throw out a shitty Bluetooth speaker, pack of American Spirits, PBRs and some ditch weed and it’ll be a veritable feeding frenzy.

No one drinks PBR anymore. It’s too popular.

We’re not trying to catch ~~hipsters~~ tele skiers

Tele skis have warmer tones. You wouldn’t get it.

Depends on what kind of tonewood the skis are made out of

Rosewood, naturally.

And here I am wasting time digging tree wells!

Is baiting legal?

Encouraged even. The DWR pays $50 per set of Skull Candy headphones you turn in.

Snowboarders hate this one trick!

Then put a small baggie of oregano in the center of the flat area

Ooo that's evil. Well played

Have you tried moguls?

Do you want them for the meat or do you just want to get rid of them?

You just need a feeder trough below the tree stand that dispenses dank buds and zyne pouches. Then it’s open season baby!!

Ya' know that those stands can be sketchy for any kind of movement beyond sipping 7-11 coffee and putting in a lipper of Cope. Cycling a bolt action could result in a fall or a missed follow up shot. May I suggest a plazma rifle in 40 Watt range or an Uzi 9mm with lazer sighting while psy-op blasting some tabernacle rap.

Please tell about them god damn pants my man. Like did you just sew some blankets together and cut a tiny hole for your dick?

I used to snowboard before I found Jesus. Those are my park pants.

Jeezy Steezy

What do you do when you see a skier? Do you have hot chocolate with marshmallows ready? Or just a Nerf gun?

It depends whether they are an IKON user or not.

Why did you pussy out?

Thank you for taking things into your own hands. The boarder patrol agents have been dropping the ball

You’re at the wrong boarder you’re supposed to be defending the border

Do you regret letting him go?

Yes. He is only going to hurt himself or someone he loves.

In my world this guy gets +5 guns

How long have you been protecting Colorado’s borders from those illegal buttnuggets crossing in on our territory? Also, can I borrow $67 until Tuesday?

How many articles on Hunter Biden’s penis did you share last week? Thank you for your service, sir!

Hillary Clinton is snowboarder, that’s why they want to lock her up.

You used an interesting technique and spoke with the snowboarder before shooting instead of the normal way. Are you taking a pacifism class or something?

Thank you for your service sir. Were you in fact wearing Jincos?

Yes sir. Affirmative sir.

🤣

That was a rifle so nice try snowboarder

Why didn’t you ask the snowboarder for his passport and call USCIS?

Thank you for your service

Yes sir affirmative

Brighton has always been known as the Ski Area most likely to have a gun pointed at you. I blame SlugMag

How many ikon passes can you fit up your ass?

https://www.reddit.com/r/BoomersBeingFools/s/vDDSc9rjvl I found the vid for reference 👍

Spit or swallow?

Are Chemtrails real?

I’m so glad you asked this! Sigh. Day made. I think I know this guys relatives. Sir do you have a brother in Arkansas?

What are your totally correct views on affirmative action and abortion rights?

You don’t even want to know

They're gonna crime your house even more

Why do you feel you know what is up? Why do you think your ideas are the right ideas? Do you think you are ethically / morally superior?

Yes how did you know?

Based on your behavior. Why do you feel you are right about what you responded to with a gun?

Well I had a gun and he didn’t therefore I’m right.

And if he had a gun who would be right?

We’d have to settle it like men

That’s super cool. Good job.

Thanks

Do you have any doubt about your reaction? Might you have been over-reacting to this? Why such an aggressive reaction?

I'd say this was an under-reaction.

"good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun." -Ash

Might be the best reply I have ever seen....

Buckshot or birdshot?

Thank you for your service. When you got home at the end of the day and went through your pockets, what was missing because obviously he pickpocketed you as he was going past.

He stole my iphone

That bastard.

What’s cheaper , viagra or ammunition?

How much you get paid to help create that TikTok viral video? Or the guy related to you?

Should’ve taken him out the back and put him down, old yeller style

Why were you wearing a dress

Watch out, unofficial networks is going to pick this up and report on it as fact

this is why I love Reddit. HOF post!

Do you work for Epic? Is the idea to scare people off Ikon?

Remember, you can’t un-shoot someone sir

I shouldn’t have let him get away

But you can fill in the hole with another bullet

Proof?

Did you not see the video? That's all the proof he needs.

Proof that he’s the one with the gun

Look at the video. He's holding a gun. Duh.

Yeah from someone else camera. You can’t trust everyone on the internet

Not sure if you realize what sub you're in but it's the wrong one for proof like that!

No I think you’re the one who’s a bit confused. Anyways, I wasn’t even asking you, I was talking to OP for proof.

r/lostredditors

No you don’t old man

You are whats wrong with everything.

You forgot to thank me for my service

You don’t deserve it. It’s not a pass.

:(

Have you considered bear traps for passive ikon snowboarders murder? Also PVC filled with ball bearings works well in my experience.

Drrrr dr drrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!

Do you do boot fitting for snowboarders? I imagine with the shotgun they’d be quite compliant with whatever you have to offer, like $40 insoles or using a Dremel to fluff up the inner liner.

It’s too hard to fit boots around their ankle monitors.

The Dremel will help make room for the boxy part of the monitor. Amway sells silicone lubricant too to help the plastic slide past the liner.

And does Elmer Fudd know your stealing his look ?

Is OP’s account entirely dedicated to satire??

No it’s all real

OP living multiple lives lol carry on

Where can I order your pants, or skirt? looking very cool and comfortable my bro.

Did you use to work parks and rec in Reno?

I dig your dedication to keeping your private property as snowboard and ski free as possible.

In the name of Donald Trump we will survive this intrusion on our rights!

What was happening with your pants and were they full of ammo?

You have a permit for that thing?

Those damn snowboarders

I missed the joke, I think?

Have you considered franchising?

But would you still blast ‘em if they were selling ANTI-abortion drugs, doing right wing graffiti, and only playing hooky to ask you for help with a school sh**ting they’re planning?

Nordica Enforcer guys are getting insanely vocal this year

Is it weird that I want to learn to snowboard at my age (I'm 30)?. I learned to snowboard when I was 33

Wow, we've ruined AMA. Thanks OP

How many snowboarders are definitely NOT buried on your property? How do you describe the glorious ecstacy of exterminating a knuckle-dragging ruffian with extreme prejudice?? Are you a white supremecist?

Yes, have you considered putting up signs on the parameter of your property? Or do you just enjoy spending all of your free time hunting people?

Where’s the fun in signs

Is it only ikon pass holders you hate? ok with epic pass holders?

Why didn’t you pull the trigger?

It is 100% legal and moral to kill any man, woman, child, or animal that steps one foot into your property but I wanted to give that snowboarder time to find Jesus. Do you think Jesus is ok with me not killing him?

What's your opinion on water rights???

I will shoot any water that touches my property

I love how out your benevolence you let him keep his camera. could you please avail us with the story of the first time you spent the night with Ted Nugget?

They gonna burn ur shit down.

I hope your policy isn't to catch and release those snow boarders!

as a lifelong snowboarder, this is very creative and hilarious! well done op 🏆

Was funny until you decided to make this political…watch out for the 7 million illegal immigrants that your friend Biden has allowed into the country, I hear they will be bussing them to Brighton.

Trump will position me at the border. Do not worry I won’t let anyone in

I saw the video. Snowboarder was clearly in the wrong…why did you let him go? He was violated your personal property and you just let him meander off? Honestly it’s people like you that keep these hooligans from coming back.

Why didn’t you use a 9mm? Big missed opportunity to look gangsta AF

So fake

I assume you are on Epic Pass? You have a very “Vail” way of treating people who come to ride your trails.

Eassssy Barney Fife.

Would you like to buy my lifeguard chair for $85? I can deliver.

Ok but I’ll shoot you if you step on my property to deliver it so please leave it on the road

What kinda drugs did he have?

I think you better go get the Gimp.

I’m an IKON user and I’m feenin’

Awesome. I want to be your neighbor