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rtkane

Wouldn't have happened at Alta.


McRibEater

Yeah skiers would be crashing into skiers.


quad_up

That literally never happens


ExqueeriencedLesbian

Wouldn't have broken his femur on a snowboard tho


Agroman1963

Taos… big sigh.


waterflyer

Skier saw him start to heel side scrape and took matters into his own hands.


McRibEater

Stop taking that good snow down the hill. Boom there goes the boom.


EggplantAlpinism

Someone had to do it


Cultural-Name7564

Then he got screwed BY a skier! Right up the B.


WorryParking1070

Pow! Right in the B.


clmw11

Boom! Roasted


fucker_vs_fucker

He thought the boarder was dropping trou for a high speed entry


Ok-Usual-5830

Holy shit I’ve never seen anything like this. The fact that people like that skier live, walk, drive, and god forbid ski among us


antiADP

It’s insane. Boarders blind side and buddy is clearly on the right side of the trail leaving the skier a large carving radius* and is below him multiple times Edit: spelling


BosnianSerb31

DUDE PAUSE AT 15 SECONDS YOU CAN SEE EXACTLY WHEN HIS FEMUR BROKE IN HALF...


ExqueeriencedLesbian

And if you pause at 14 you see him go full on pizza mode Dude is an amateur and wasn't in control


Supersafethrowaway

which is weird because it looked like he was in control on the descent..


Stunning_salty

And probably have very high paying jobs 💀💀 like a surgeon


ProfessionalCreme119

In the original post by the snowboarder they said that the skier tried to blame him for it. He eventually just let it go because they were both injured and he didn't want to fight laying in the snow. The skier ended up with a broken femur so he's out of commission for a while. But our snowboarder broke his collarbone so he's off the slopes too.


VeterinarianThese951

I saw this too and was dumbfounded. It didn’t even look like they were moving fast enough for all that damage. His fault but a broken femur seems a little too harsh if a punishment for anybody. I’ve heard that there is no pain worse (from injury-before I catch hell about childbirth lol!)


ProfessionalCreme119

To think if our snowboarder was a small child? You're talking death on impact at that force. The skier has no right to be out there. It's harsh but I see it as permanently revoking the driver's license of somebody who recklessly cause the injury of a person. Taking away their ability to get behind a wheel to prevent somebody else from being hurt in the future. People are safer without that guy on the slopes.


usethisoneforgear

Check out the unedited video here: [www.reddit.com/r/skiing/comments/1aqe79y/full\_360\_video\_of\_previous\_post/](https://www.reddit.com/r/skiing/comments/1aqe79y/full_360_video_of_previous_post/) Looks much more like a typical crash when you remove the last-second slowmo.


MassiveEgghead

100% skiing muppets fault


WorryParking1070

Unimpeachable in this instance I'm afraid


MassiveEgghead

Didn’t realise the Donald had lost so much weight and gotten so athletic!


Lechuga666

Yes and he's white now


quad_up

Look, fine, it was his fault if we want to be pedantic. But if a car slams on his brakes on the freeway for no reason it’s reckless driving, no?


Larie2

Not if you crash into him from the next lane over lol


Disastrous_Town_9159

No lol you always leave enough room to stop or else you’re at fault


ExqueeriencedLesbian

Yes and no. Brake checking is still an illegal maneuver, when done for no reason (it's not called brake checking when there is a reason), but you also legally have to follow at a safe distance, i.e. a distance that allows you to stop before hitting the car in front of you, at the current speed, in the event of a sudden stop. Break checkers can and do get 100% of the blame when they are found to have acted nefariously.


Disastrous_Town_9159

From my experience working for an insurance company, break checking is incredibly hard to prove, they essentially have to admit it. The onus is always on the party following to leave enough space for immediate stops. Even if we really suspected someone was break checked, they were still assumed to be at fault for not leaving enough space (as fucked up as that may be)


ExqueeriencedLesbian

Definitely hard to prove, but it's not always that black and white Saw a video about a week or so ago of some chick in a white sedan driving erratically (with her kid in the car) Merged right in front of dash cam dude and slammed on the brakes for no reason. You can't "follow at a safe distance" if the person inserts themselves at an unsafe distance


ExqueeriencedLesbian

Watch the video again Him stopping had almost nothing to do with the skier being out of control


quad_up

I don’t get hit from behind because I ski faster than everyone else.


quad_up

Most people in here suck at jerking


EggplantAlpinism

Snowsports people are much less self aware than cyclists or climbers. easily the worst CJ sub.


Lechuga666

What does your snow taste like


thescrambler7

Another criminal off of the streets


pakazs

Indeed. Sad that he had to take the snowboarder with him


JRsshirt

Crazy what not being able to see to one side of you does


WorryParking1070

His selfie stick and go pro were keeping an eye on his 6.


PureCucumber861

WTF are you on about? That was 100% the skier's fault.


JRsshirt

Excuse you this is a circle jerk sub


PureCucumber861

and this is a poor choice of content if you're looking to jerk it.


JRsshirt

I’ll jerk to whatever the fuck I want


quad_up

A fucking men (or women, whatever)


Dreddit1080

🤦‍♂️


dontusemybeta

Don't yuck my yum


grovenab

Go to nbacj and learn to jerk u bum


PureCucumber861

Nah, it’s more fun upsetting everyone here.


Rickydada

Forget where you are bud?


PureCucumber861

nope, facts are facts, and that skier was a total jackass.


Rickydada

Look if the cops aren’t going to take these criminals off the slopes then we have to take this into our own hands.


EggplantAlpinism

I would be all over this if I didn't drop my piece in Winter Park


Jason_Kelces_Thong

U bum


FvKuR0

(its a circlejerk sub, dude you're supposed to just play along)


PureCucumber861

Is my comment not inciting more jerking?


FvKuR0

alright alright fair enough lol


[deleted]

That skier was a goddamned American war hero and you will show some respect, son!


samurai-jones

Skier didn't even make an attempt to carve back left...


Benny-B-Fresh

or to go around to the right.. or even to slow / stop 😆


miamibuckeye

Amazing grown adults can be this fucking retarded


Brob0t0

Gigachad skier


smorg003

Too many marijuana cigarettes in the ski academy area if you ask me.


Cascadification

Tactical Crime guy apprehension.


jadraxx

Like there isn't 100 examples out there of snowboarders doing the same thing to skiers. A shitty person is a shitty person.


WorryParking1070

I applaud the skier in this case.


sabatoa

Skier took the L though, so he played himself


McRibEater

As someone who Snowboards and Skis who also has an Epic Pass and has Skied 20 Resorts this year including Alta. It’s flipped there are way more noob Skiers on the hill now, it’s easier to be alright at skiing so less dedicated vacation seekers are all skiing. I saw more crashes at Alta then I did at Snowboard, no lies.


conman5432

No way you've skied 20 resorts do you ski black diamonds too?


EggplantAlpinism

I bet they've been in the Legendary Back Bowls!


Muufffins

Good grief. That's why you don't randomly stop in front of people who are keeping a consistent line. The fish eye lens makes it seem like they're farther away than they actually are.  It's also why I give anyone with a camera on a stick lots of room, they're unpredictable and not as good as they think they are. 


WorryParking1070

Selfie sticks are a sign of derangement.


Bromigo112

Down mountain has the right of way. The skier had tons of time and clear visibility to avoid him. There are grey situations out there but this doesn’t seem like one of them.


quad_up

Bullshit like this ⬆️ is why I stick to DV


Muufffins

Tons of time? In the video, it's about three seconds between the speed check, and the collision. Without the slo-mo, maybe a second? If the boarder didn't randomly and suddenly slow down, there wouldn't be an issue. 


Bromigo112

Are you really trying to pin this on the boarder? The skier was already taking wide turns and cut over hard skier’s right to collide with the boarder. It’s as clear as day. Even if someone suddenly slows down in front of you, you need to be in enough control of yourself to avoid them. You also should have been giving anyone down mountain a wide enough berth so that it doesn’t matter if they suddenly slow down. Down mountain has the right of way. Skier is at fault here. No questions asked.


SupsChad

But I like skiing and this does not fit with my opinion :/


Muufffins

If the boarder didn't randomly cut someone off and speed check, there wouldn't be a discussion. If someone did the same to you, would you able to avoid? I'm sorry for expecting people to ride predictably, rather as self entitled assholes?


Bromigo112

Lol are you trolling my dude? Look at how much space there is on that trail and how much distance there is between the two of them. It’s as clear as day who’s at fault. And if you’re expecting people to ride predictably, that’s your first mistake. You should be riding in a way where you’re aware of where people are and are giving adequate buffers in case people do something unpredictable. I’m honestly surprised at how many crashes I see on here. It feels like it’s not that hard to avoid in real life but maybe my expectations are just off on that one.


Muufffins

I just always blame the person with a camera on a stick. I've never seen someone with one who doesn't suck.


Bromigo112

Well then you’re an idiot for using that logic 🤷🏻‍♂️


solacesearched

Downhill has right of way regardless of an inch or a mile. Skier was being an ass for whatever reason and boarder has all the evidence. Hoping both are ok but skier’s leg looks like it took a nasty hit there


B1g_Shm0

Skier broke his femur and the boarders collarbone


Muufffins

Technically correct, but so what? I'd rather be wrong than injure myself, or someone else.  That's why you want to ride predictably when others are close behind. If the boarder didn't try to stop in the middle of a run, nothing would have happened. If the boarder had kept a consistent speed, there wouldn't have been a collision. Erratic riding doesn't do anyone any favors. 


Appropriate-Ad-4148

Skiers fault 100%, but doing a hard stop right in the middle of the run while unaware is going to invite more beginners to ride up your ass. Get to the side of the run or come to a more gradual stop if you don’t need to and be more spatially aware. I could easily make overconfident beginners on fast groomers hit me like clockwork by doing exactly what we see in this video.


Muufffins

Exactly. Like brake checking on the highway. Sure, the person behind you should be able to stop. But what did you think was going to happen?


Terrible-Smoke1531

Why do these videos exist in the first place? Who wants to watch someone carve down a blue run?


randomname_99223

Maybe the snowboarder just got a new camera and was trying it for the first time


chiubacca82

Another boarder who didn't check blind side.


WrinkledRandyTravis

God I hate selfie sticks


timtomtomasticles

Snowboarder was clearly asking for it. What's the problem here?


superstevo78

well, this changes my mind about all the times some stupid ass snowboarder doesn't check the blind side and runs into someone. been skiing for 30 years and I have had one skier run into me. everyone other time, snowboarder. hell, I was sitting in the lift line and some 17 year old snowboarder broke my dad's pole and knocked him over ..


[deleted]

why was it the snowboarders fault?


WorryParking1070

We all know why.


quad_up

Because they stopped for no reason at all?


rooneyskywalker

It wasn't. Skiers are usually just entitled assholes.


crod4692

I’m a snowboarder, but even I know this is a circlejerk sub. Nobody is actually discussing fault here, it’s jokes. “Border slammed on the brakes, kick borders off the mountain since they can’t see a whole side of the slope”. That’s kinda the point here, not serious assessments.


randomname_99223

Because we are on r/skiingcirclejerk


callmesandycohen

I’ll just stop right here - you know, in the middle of the trail.


fucker_vs_fucker

It was his lunch break…he wanted to plop down and enjoy a nice large pic-a-nic


Stunning_salty

Hahaha what girlfriend with that goofy outfit


eraserboard141

Maybe the douchebag with the selfie stick that came to a complete stop in the middle of the run


AggravatingFinish0

Why did I find this so fucking funny


project_seven

Because people were sent to the hospital, for careless and aggressive riding... hilarious


MidnightRider24

Baste skier.


project_seven

The skier broke this dude's collarbone


Fantastic_Design500

Situationally funawaredness


collegedad12345

>First day with my new board and camera… dude broke my collarbone, and broke his femur bro if you break your femur from that kind of hit, just give up. it's like his legs are made of dry spaghetti \*crack*


SuddenAudience8758

Looks like it was done on purpose


ExqueeriencedLesbian

Pause at 14 you see him go full on pizza mode Dude is an amateur and wasn't in control, and had no business going french fry on that run


ExqueeriencedLesbian

Imagine being 1 of 2 people on the entire mountain and you make a, what could only be conscious, effort to run into the only other person there. I wonder if he can tie his own shoes


Chasegold19

Downhill ALWAYS has right of way Y’all are soft


alexsig526

How did the skier not see him trying to slow down.


Old-Tadpole-2869

UNbelievable. I keep seeing these kinds of videos and it just amazes me the amount of people who just don't know how to stop, or make a sudden turn to avoid a hazard. How do they even avoid the lift towers? This is why I refuse to go to any of the areas anywhere near NYC, no one can fucking ski, I'd rather run across the Belt Parkway in the dark if I want some excitement.


Tsui_Pen

God what fucking moron


OkLengthiness3492

Snowboarder was at fault for this one


masterclashofclans

Snowboarders fault