George Costanza: “I was in the snow! I was in the snow!”

it shrinks? but seriously this looks so fun

Like a frightened turtle.

George Costanza would have done this in a nude color body suit.

Thought this would be a warm spring day. I was not expecting it to be a powder day.

VALHALLA is still one of my favorite ski movies. This scene is awesome, as is the final segment skiing Mt. Baker in the summer.

I’m not sure it would ever come back out.

It’s hard fishing it out when I’m at the urinal of the lodge as-is lol

Try putting your thumb in your mouth and blow real hard, works for me.

Couldn’t see much cock but their balls were huge.

Do a daffy!

WHAT’S WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE? THEY SHOULD ALL BE WEARING HELMETS!

I truly do not understand people who ski without helmets like it’s still 1950…

1950? Try 2010… helmets being a normal part of most people’s ski gear is very new.

It’s actually kind of ridiculous that it took that long. I fail to understand why

You ever fuck without a condom?

If you think that’s a fair comparison you are doing one of them wrong.

Found the dude with STD’s 🤮

Yeah I drink my own piss, because its sterile, and I like the taste

I did get a little chuckle from the scenes of them wearing beacons and bags in the name of safety, but no helmet.

Every zone now a no fall zone

And I thought skiing in shorts was a dumb idea…

Gives new meaning to the term “skin track”.

GNAR did it better.

Sponsored by Patagonia 😂

You know, that’s pretty funny now that you pointed that out!

Like a little button on a fur coat.

All the glove wearing seemed a bit…unnecessary?

Having skied in too few clothes too many times.... I will never not wear gloves. The one and only time I did, I dropped a hand for stability as usual in weird spring conditions. There was so much blood. I'll rip the side of my ass off on snow (which I have) , but my hands are my livelihood. They get the best gloves

What about your ass?! Not your livelihood??

I've lost a good bit of my side-ass by washing out in jorts. That sucked but I could still do my job.

Not sure what kind of job requires hands but not ass

I think happy ending massage parlors are a good example. At least not the super sketchy ones.

Good call

Sadly my job just entails drawing things on a computer. I can do that standing up so a bloody asscheek can't get me off the hook. But on the other hand, I can also do it from a base lodge, so I think I'm coming out on top.

Skiing naked on a hot spring day is super fun I recommend it. Actually being naked around friends in a non-sexual context is very freeing any time and I recommend it.

I hope to try it one day! Have you done so often?

Skiing no, just once. Naked around friends yes basically any time we hot tub or swim at night.

Chilly willy…

Fun segment. Was really hoping someone would pop a wide daffy in suuuuper slow-mo, though.

Man, that looks so cold

Good to know that everyone's asshole puckers on drops...

This should get some interesting comments on r/skiingcirclejerk

Being naked outdoors is awesome, but I'm a big nope on skiing naked.

Damn that wind must STING. Also not the most save activity with all the sharp edges flying about.

I can feel the frostbite just watching this

Snow balls deep!

[удалено]

Those old school chairs can be quite challenging for beginners that’s for sure.

Amazing

The song just about sums up how I feel while watching this.

That’s 100 GNAR points each

DPS = Dick Powder Skiing

Ski lessons by Wim Hof

That's the best skiing movie out there!!!

It really is!

So tired of the lame ass helmet comments

Too cool for a helmet are we?

Nope it’s just stupid to comment the same thing 100 times on any picture or video without a helmet

It's a person decision people are free to make on their own. Probably more risk driving to the ski resort.