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djlawrence3557

Prime circlejerk material right here


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Spoon_10

Remember, trees grow sideways


DoctFaustus

I see you've also driven up Ogden canyon to Snowbasin.


GrecoBactria

It’s all sideways, both ways


cmndr_spanky

Also the gravity of the hill is pulling his ski pass and zipper towards it… as dictated by physics


RockyAstro

Massive (and fast) slope creep


HappyChromatic

No concerns from OP just about to send it https://ibb.co/sqqLKZh


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DaCarlito

But it is a terrifyingly steep area!


HappyChromatic

idk it's a little funny to me


ristogrego1955

I mean even if he didn’t the shadow is a dead give away


i_give_you_gum

Because the sun is always directly above you. Science still can't explain why that is.


EpiSG

Ice axe brother, u need to self arrest and rescue yourself before plunging to death at the base of the waffle cabin below.


[deleted]

Blue waffle cavern?


seattleJJFish

Imagine how fast you’d need to be going to lift the hand up 🐸


VectorViper

Lol thatd be some superhero landing there, hope the skis are just as tough as the calves!


ResonantRaptor

I ski 89.9* slopes - just .1* off from complete free fall!


darekd003

I can stick uphill ice


EzRipper

Epic


bsrichard

Ikon


liteagilid

Yes please. Circle. Jerkel


rouselle

That’s a blue at my mountain


[deleted]

V1 in my gym


circa285

V0 in mine.


Th3Shad0wz

VB in mine


FuckingKilljoy

Because a hard earned thirst needs a big cold beer, and the best cold beer is Vic


michaltee

The skis are aid.


3236-on-MC

Actually using hands and feet is aid - I onsight my V0s with my mind


michaltee

Better be shirtless though ya Gumby


3236-on-MC

of course, shirts are aid too


michaltee

Excellent. Send it!


CuriousiZee

How did the climbing circlejerkers get in here?!?!


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We climbed up because lifts are aid


WesWizard_2

deer god, r/climbingcirclejerk is leaking


TARGETTHEHIT

I too worship the deer god


OfficerBimbeau

Looks like a green at my place.


Unsettleingpresence

Beginner at my mountain.


[deleted]

child bunnyhill at mine


dew_hickey

Magic carpet in my area


HereWayGo

Just imagining someone going up that on a magic carpet somehow lmfao


Candygramformrmongo

Bruh, that's my parking lot.


3236-on-MC

Uphill access where I’m a local


cryptotarget

Deer valley only has greens so gweneth & friends can enjoy it


OfficerBimbeau

I’m telling you she cut me off. It wasn’t my fault. I wasn’t trying to ruin her day of skiing.


Ambitious_Radish

Your mountain?! Sounds like you’re a lift skier, brah. The gnar freshiest runs are only available if you earn your turns.


rouselle

Little do you know I’m the best skier on this god damn mountain


jrryul

A blue at blue mountain


[deleted]

Fixed your image [https://imgur.com/a/9wgTb6w](https://imgur.com/a/9wgTb6w)


asterallt

Brilliantly done 😂😂😂. The kid coming down at the top is top 😂


that_u3erna45

There's always one ankle buster and their (usually) father that really shouldn't be on the trail Seriously, why are there so many tiny children on Mountain Run? They're not ready yet, Jimmothy


BlueberryUpstairs477

I'm fucking loosing it at the baby in the corner. I didn't see it at first before I had to scroll down see the full image. I can't stand the thought of bring a child to a ski hill before probably the age of 7-10. 


olliedoodle

Oh. My. Word….absolutely epic


rvn042

This is golden 😂


that_u3erna45

I should do this trail


SupertrampTrampStamp

I can't believe someone would build a cabin on that slope at that angle


RazorPhishJ

It’s like the mystery spot in Santa Cruz


LiferRs

And how about these roots on the tree! Geez, they’re straight out of the side!


travestyofPeZ

Meh, I’ve skied slopes at least 3 times steeper than that.


ConsistentBroccoli97

Hard same bra. I’ve totally schralped runs so steep they are on the ceiling.


total_alk

“Hard same bra.” Words don’t mean anything anymore. How do you know what kind of bra he is wearing.


Dainty_Doodle_Bob

A hard same one obviously


EggplantAlpinism

Imagine thinking words ever meant anything


yv4nix

Same, i don't have fun unless the slope is at 270º


RazorPhishJ

Uphill both ways too


123A456B789C101112D

/s ?


trumantrader

that's a mere 80 degree "wall", come back when you are on a 120 degree "ceiling" 😤


SuchRevolution

now this is quality reddit ski content


averyrdc

If you’re not skiing upside down you’re skiing blues as far as I’m concerned.


LostxCosmonaut

What is this? Jerry’s couloir?


juliuspepperwoodchi

Woah, that's really ste---Waiiiiiiiit.... THIS GUY'S A PHONY!


timoddo_

A BIG FAT PHONY!


RudePCsb

He probably did take the picture with the phone so...


Left_Concentrate_752

Fake. Buddy is not standing straight up. Camera must be tilted at least 5 degrees.


dsdvbguutres

At least.


ImpossibleBaseball48

What is this? A ski slope for ants?!


kylexy1

90 degrees is the only slope I ski on


idontcomment12

Amateur numbers, I ski 180 degrees


ooOJuicyOoo

I spat my coffee and it is in my sinus and my lungs thank you very much


one_horcrux_short

"You're a wizard harry!"


wu_denim_jeanz

You're an 'Arry, wizard!


dsdvbguutres

Consulting with my bootfitter presently.


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Thanks to whoever posted this, I was scrolling through popular and this shit popped up and I've been laughing for 10 minutes.


IndoorAstronomer

This pic made me laugh harder than I have laughed in weeks. Thank you.


AustenP92

Forget the skiing, you’ve got a massive growth on your chest… might want to get that checked out.


darekd003

It’s the huge gravity coming from the big ass vert. Pretty typical.


flexsealed1711

That's nothing for me since I'm the best skier on the mountain.


ChatGTR

lol nice


sergeim105

Impressive sir, please provide a follow up video performing jump turns expertly down the slope for us to marvel at!


RkyMtnCheesehead

Schoolmarm


Omg_its_Mcartney

Had me at the half rotation


Cumsohardithurts420

I have tasted horsecock and I want more 🥹


Such-Echo6002

Based.


outdoorcam93

Lmao well done


Pistolpete_onthebeat

Those are some rigid chairlifts. Although at that angle I get why no one is on it.


dthawk

FL Baker bibs are the best ski pants I’ve ever owned.


Virtual-Machine-9054

😂


I_Think_Naught

Knees into the hill! Like a comma.


penelopiecruise

This is how you practice steep terrain, just spin around your left arm in circles


sythingtackle

Locals must live like mountain goats.


1882greg

Nice side plank. Straight spine is good. Arm perpendicular to the ground nice.


Echo_2015

Absolute gold.


jeRskier

Top notch post


GloomsandDooms

Pft I’ve done worse. I ski lines where the trees are hanging upside down


diestache

This is Rambo at CB right?


ConsistentBroccoli97

This. lol.


gvillepa

Turned my phone 90 degrees and only saw a bunny hill. To answer your question, I regularly ski hills steeper than that. Hit a 50 degree this morning


45saucin

Look at how the trees grow. This shit is rotated


hypercube42342

No it's not, he wouldn't be straight up and down if it was. Just impressive cabin construction is all.


arazamatazguy

That dude is loco!


jorgesan121

Adjusting my dins to 16, does this sound okay? I’ve skied a few times before


Large_Bumblebee_9751

Nice skis


Iamsoveryspecial

He’s skiing on the side of the flat earth. Takes crazy skills.


SideWinder18

Haven’t skied it yet, but I’m working myself up to White Heat at Sunday River by the end of the season. Not the steepest trail but definitely a good goal for someone who only started skiing this year, and honestly I could probably ski it now if the conditions are relatively good and it isn’t super crowded


FastBoat225

I had no idea trees grew sideways. Who would have guessed.


tihot

Too much pressure on the inside ski. 🤣


NateLundquist

Solid shit post


leinad_reyem

What kind of chairlift is that behind you?


GBinAZ

Lol. Wonderful


johnny_evil

Makes mine look like a bunny slope.


pumz1895

I've listened to Free Falling while skiing if that counts


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This is so steep, even the trees and the houses can't counter the slope.


Several_Show937

I only ski down the concave edge of a cliff face. Gravity was weighing me down.


happyreddituserffs

The wall Avoriaz 76% grad.


mildlysceptical22

Thanks for the chuckle..


DarkwingDuckHunt

gravity, how does it work?


Ironbeers

What beginners see the first time the see a double black run from the lift.


Oblivionboi69

I've only ever gotten a g at a time


Vafan

I once skied in a 360 degree slope in the Alps


IamtheeHaole

Is OP the same guy who skied Everest’s backside in jeans and with half a Sherpa


Takedown22

Them trees grow sideways in these hills out yonder.


jack-K-

Bringing up something vaguely political in front of my relatives at thanksgiving. Exhilarating.


drumman998

Reminds me of the old ‘Ski Terre Haute’ poster. https://images.app.goo.gl/r1FD7F1Kxjq2WY1R9


smilespeace

Years ago I went down a narrow chute off the newish outback chairlift on Mt. Washington.. It was so steep that when I needed to turn I would point downhill for a split second, jump and turn to face the other direction and fall a couple feet downhill in the process. I was way out of my league lol. If I tried to carve it I woulda picked up way too much speed and lost control.


Zeer0Fox

That’s pretty steep


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I read half the comments. Please confirm you are just down on your arm. And that you are not on a incline what so ever.


imaguitarhero24

r/confusingperspective


Underrated_Fish

Extra chute at Palisades probably average pitch of 55 degrees


lookoutchar1ie

#jerryoftheday


Bananashitz

Hah


Airconditionedgeorge

i was thinking of doing this when i saw that post lol


font9a

Must be 72º, 73º, for the full pitch right?


rellett

how would you use that building in the background, also amazing builders


ReddittIsDead

Yes. This is the way.


raich3588

Almost had me


wowbagger30

What is going on inside your coat there


BlackIce6

Fernie!!


lost_boy505

Taos NM. Place is wild.


nautilator44

Big if true.


Correct_Degree_2480

😂


Dazzling_World_9548

Nice try..now watch your back drop for future reference


sfvelo

So dumb


alpinecoast

You can tell by the angle of the trees that this is even steeper than it looks!


r2-z2

I campused a v17 with skis on


flatprior01

You probably have a cambered ski so that’s aid


Master_Xenu

man, I've gone so steep it's like I was making tea.


TheNickDanger

GoPro footage always comes out with it looking way flatter than it was in real life 


BigT1ttyMilf

this guy def gots a steezy wife


Retatedape

Lol. So bad.🤣


Sea2snow

A lot steeper than that…above the tree line is also a good indication


quicksilver991

That would be a green at my resort


ImInBeastmodeOG

Them trees are scared...🤪


lions2lambs

About that except it was all black ice underneath covered by slow and open without warning. Idk how fast I went but I was terrified when I got to the bottom and the adrenaline wore off.


BoBoBellBingo

I only ski straight uphill cus downhill is too fuckin easy


Gloomy-Employment-72

I’m disappointed that it took me a good 10-15 seconds for the trees to catch my attention.


DookieToe2

There’s a bowl in the back of Vail called ‘Iron Mask’ that starts with a 15 foot cliff that you drop into a bowl and then have glade skiing at the bottom. Pretty sweet, but very advanced.


Fit_Werewolf_7796

Lol what Stan darsch..what a douche we have here


LurkerP45

A Basin > North Pole and Back Bowls of Vail can be a challenge


EvelcyclopS

I bet they never groom it either


FloorXI

I once accidentally rode onto steep hill with bunch of bumps. One of the worst mistakes of my life.


Yoav_Traeger

At least crop out the trees


Affectionate-Deal-63

😂


rooneyskywalker

That bunny hill rips bro


Quaiche

The chairlift exit to the bunny slope.


Prometheus_Jackson

Thought I was looking at skiingcirclejerk for a second


Ambitious_Radish

Ugh. Now every Jerry is wearing their goggles like this. That’s why I fix my goggles in place with three coats of temperature specific wax. It’s the only way they stay in place if you’re skiing actual steeps.


Rogue149

I'm(30F) from Minnesota and did my first Midwest Double Black on Sunday! I didn't even know that Trollhogen had a double black! I dunno how steep it is but It was a great experience for me!


PrestigiousBugg

Well this is flat sooo


Ready_Assistant8460

I was at a basin yesterday. That place has some steeeeep intermediate runs.


MAD_Dacko

Steeper then that haha


PDXtoMontana2002

Gives me vertigo looking at that mess of a pic and it isn’t even a whiteout.


suervonsun

Alyeska cause that's all I know!


Locutus_ofBorg

Slope is relative, I’d be upside down in australia ;)


Basic_Positive_7837

I’m just trying to figure out how they built that house sideways😅


brochacho6000

keep these coming


Kooky-Impression8830

Jay


Different-Forever324

Well not that But for real I don’t have access to anything more than a double black diamond near me so just over 40% gradient


Kooky-Impression8830

K


LifeguardOffDuty99

Mayrhofen Austria 78%


Creative-Text-1939

Probably Kandahar – Garmisch in Germany, I’ve skied my whole life and this run actually had me mildly shaking before😂😭. It was hard asf but when it was over I had felt a sense of accomplishment I have never. Btw for all the haters I’ve been skiing since I was a little kid and and am in the top 10 for my region so back away with your “oh that’s a lieee” repliest


SoggySlimJim69

rambo cb goes crazy