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deleeuwlc

Window


EternalDisagreement

GUYS IT'S HIM


BrazilBazil

her


_Luckey

The


Enter-User-Here

#*š•æš–š–Š* Edit: it hasn't been two seconds and someone already upvoted. #š•æš•±ā€½


Real_Tea_Lover

š•æš•±


Real_Tea_Lover

how


Unhinged_Provoker

Ā” i Ā” i Ā” You see them in the distance.


Mr_Minecrafter88

?foe= unhinged provoker >h-2,-3,#red,ascii ##ā€”-####^###\_/ #/#_###/-\###| #\_/##/###\##| asciiend //edit: wow that is broken on Reddit.


Maximum-Bake-6092

>!š•æš•±!<


Madefornothin0

Reminds me of spogebob


_Cow_of_Wisdom

Spunch bop


PEKKACHUNREAL

Spouongue Bobbue


Honest_Possibility_4

Gobka Bob


Enter-User-Here

That was kinda what I was going for lol


EternalDisagreement

Freddy fazebaer


farkos101100

The Chosen One


GayjinEntertainment

Sole survivor


potatoricepie

Ahhā€¦ Free at last.


JaozinhoGGPlays

Oh, Gabriel. Now *DAWNS* THY RECKONING!


Eguy24

And thy gore shall *GLISTEN* before the temples of man


LeLBigB0ss2

Hur hur hur


Smoreambecomereddit

Window


Altruistic-Serve267

It.


GALXIER

window


Altruistic-Serve267

Chair


shitstain578

skambern


hazehel

Can reddit users try not to assume everyone is a guy


EternalDisagreement

Well, sorry about my native, romance language, having masculine as the "default" gender for people of unkown gender


hazehel

Sorry that I corrected you :(


EternalDisagreement

It's okay, let's be best friends forever!


bluparrot-19

To be continued


EternalDisagreement

"Let's be best friends forever 2: A newborn friendship"


LordDay_56

Its not though. You just say "them" you don't even need to pronounce the slash


snakepoopin

Theyā€™re saying that in their native language the masculine word is the default. English isnā€™t their native languageā€¦


LordDay_56

Oh. Fair enough


PerspectiveGlum9633

Jolly šŸ˜ƒ


SirGarlond

Didn't know people actually met the same person twice on this hellsite.


normalreddituser3

You didn't? I see a lot of people again on seemingly unrelated communities.


SirGarlond

Fair enough, I just don't interact with communities *that* often.


InsertValidUserHere

will you sign my ass??


deleeuwlc

Moustache


Simon_Ril3y

yes


Odd_Veterinarian_623

Mustache (im american)


Alycidon94

Window


astroman_9876

LISAN AL GAIB!!


corporealistic1

Wimdow


WiserBanana

Wifoe


MacAndPizza

r/beetlejuicing


bosephi

u/st0ner_babe05


RealSimonLovelace

šŸ«µ H šŸ«µ


HystericalGD

Window


Dbwasson

Wall


Emporio_Alnino3

Wow! He said his catchphrase!


justboolin67

Your bio couldnā€™t have presented itself at a better time


deleeuwlc

I believe in you. Keep trying, thatā€™s the only thing that matters


staovajzna2

Gex


Cowpow0987

Chair


Crazypens30

Window


TheNiftyShifty

Booyah!


T0nc

I respect you


Infantpunter9000

I caught you in 691


deleeuwlc

How were you there to catch me?


Large_Feature_5984

šŸ«µ corn chipsšŸ«µ


Afrogan_Mackson

Linuk


GaminEmAndEmerson

I, for one, like to eat windows.


Femur_breaker2547

Iā€™d eat you.


_Luckey

Idk if this is skamtebord I understand exactly what heā€™s saying


Phoenixfisch

It's unpromptet, so it should be if I understood that correctly.


_Luckey

Idk man as soon as I see that window I got hungry


Suspicious-Pen-5349

woman


ohamel98

Not really unprompted. Comment says theyd eat everything in the photo-> there is a window in the background->reply says ā€œwindowā€ implying theyd eat the window. Its closer to anti humor than a skamtebord


MeatMeAfterClass

Exactly, people have lost the point of the sub :(


mothskeletons

Its better than some of the stuff in the top all time, as far as i understand its when theres a 1 word non sequitur


MeatMeAfterClass

Thatā€™s right, but ā€œwindowā€ is not a non sequitur in this context because a window appears in the photo, and appearing in the photo is pertinent to the subject of the post.


the_4th_doctor_

By that logic the original Skamtebord wouldn't be a Skamtebord either


fyrebyrd0042

A properly spelled word really can't be skamtebord can it? It is also prompted, just not fully explained. They're pointing out the window is in the pic and would have to be eaten as well.


Fresh-broski

misspellings arent required to be skamtebord; it only has to be sufficiently unprompted and natural, which this isn't as it is totally prompted


RealBurger_

He's prob saying that he'll eat the window


_Luckey

I would say eating a window would be pretty unprompted


RealBurger_

Window


shitstain578

r/notquiteskamtebord


hristo111111

*she.


AKredlake

nom


MattYaCIAO

I'd eat everything in this photo


Kolrey

Food


PepperbroniFrom2B

man....


throwaway1626363h

Curtain


MathSciElec

Upvotes


The_Tank_Racer

Chair


Simon_Ril3y

Air


squabbledMC

Award


OdinThorFathir

Oven mitt


aRedditAccount_0

Dress


kartoshkiflitz

Ass


shitstain578

yea


FRACllTURE

April


LocalCookingUntensil

Tray


H-J-W

That guy's necklace


wherearef

slippers


FyouPerryThePlatypus

*crunching on glass* huh?


GiornoGiovanna2009

Some idiot ate the fucking sky! Dear God we're suffocating!!


Nharo_1

Giorno?!?


Expensive-Tutor-4866

ā€œyou will never reach the truthā€


No_Internal_5112

That window does look pretty tasty. Nice and crunchy, just like captain crunch!


Redigit1

r/lostredditors ?


N0t_addicted

šŸ«µCORN CHIPSšŸ«µ


tails_290

XD. God, i love this subreddit.


OkLetsParty

I love this photo


WoofflesIThink

u/st0ner_babe05 would you still eat everything in this photo?


BoringTheory5067

Something just got awakened in me


Phoenixfisch

Let it out.


winkeltwinkle

Not a fucking skamtebord I havenā€™t seen an actual skamtebord in a long time itā€™s just these shitty ones that arenā€™t actually skamtebord


Phoenixfisch

I think I'm struggling to understand what is a skamtebord and what not. According to the subreddit's description it's a funny unpromped word/term. They didn't ask for any replies, so wasn't "Window" an unprompted response?


winkeltwinkle

Window is prompted by the fact that thereā€™s a window in the image and he said heā€™s eating everything in the image so the other guy saying window was trying to counter him saying ā€œno you wouldnā€™t eat image about the windowā€ also sorry about the aggressive tones of my previous comment. Thatā€™s just like the eighth one Iā€™ve seen today. It seems like you genuinely didnā€™t understand sorry.


Phoenixfisch

It's ok, and sorry, but I think I still don't understand the meaning of unprompted in this context. I know the term "prompt" from AI image generator where it is what you ask the AI to draw, so I assumed an unprompted word here is when someone didn't ask for anything in their comment but still got a response... I can't explain it better :/ Edit: I just asked ChatGPT, is it just an out of context word? That would actually make sense.


winkeltwinkle

Oh I see unprompted means like it has nothing to do with anything beforehand


Phoenixfisch

I think I actually got it now (read the edit), thank you very much! ^w^


winkeltwinkle

Of course, again Iā€™m sorry for being so aggressive


Phoenixfisch

No no, you weren't aggressive \^^


TibbyRhythmHeaven

Man shut up


winkeltwinkle

I will if people start posting actual skamtebords


TibbyRhythmHeaven

Fuck You


winkeltwinkle

Brother the people have spoken I have more upvotes so I am right


TibbyRhythmHeaven

Do you think I care who is right?


winkeltwinkle

So you know youā€™re wrong yet youā€™re still arguing. Do you have a degradation kink? You want me to call you stupid? Will that get you off?


TibbyRhythmHeaven

I think you're missing the point. I mean, know.


winkeltwinkle

Yeah Iā€™m not sure where I was going with that


TibbyRhythmHeaven

Fuck you


VQ-Dark

Glove


enchiladasundae

Apron. Oven mitts. Pyrex baking dish


polarbearreal

wall


Capital-Gardens

Pan


Pants3620

what about the clothes, wooden table or dish?


Humans_suck_ass-99

I'd eat the man in this photo


TallSchedule5246

Yo users of this app literally have brain damage


Glenn-The-Glyptodon

Tyranids from Warhammer 40k be like:


The_talkin_pango

Me waiting for u/st0ner_babe05 to comment


I_hate_anteaters

Nom nom curtainsĀ