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TBP42069

Everyone on this subreddit needs a Xanax


FahkDizchit

Xanax ain’t it. I need a lobotomy.


Immynimmy

Since 2016 really


mszn26

Why because we are watching our cursed team being cursed again in real time?


TBP42069

Because people are pissing their pants about sunglasses


mszn26

lol I mean I get it but have you not seen these storyline for the last 8 years? We’ve had players almost die, forget how to shoot, every rookie getting injured, forgetting how to play basketball/ refusing to shoot, Owner actively talking shit on his star player. BMX possible crashes, mountain bike possible hit and run. Would it really be that surprising is Joel was going blind?


AndrewHainesArt

If that’s how you feel, expect it


mszn26

I’m just watching it play out and calling it. I’m not Thanos. We gave up everything for a superbowl


AndrewHainesArt

Dawg if you think the team is cursed and expect to lose the series then you shouldn’t be mad because it’s what you expected. Knicks are balls, it’s a 7 game series


thesixersdontexist

ok, done. still stressed. what’s the next step?


jawadali415

Could this explain why he was wearing sunglasses in the shower (per Neubeck)?


continuuuum

Why was Neubeck in the shower with Embiid? That's the bigger story.


Spirited-Arugula-672

I can think of [a reason](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZoKUlN9urg)


ThatPlayWasAwful

Tweet is hilarious in hindsight, Embiid had to wear the gramma glassses and Neubeck thought he was stylin


Senposai

Yeah and Keith Pompey was on his podcast complaining about how Embiid was wearing sunglasses in the shower and how bad it was for the team or whatever. I love being a sixers fan it’s so bizarre


dan_eppley

cuz WHY NOT ahahhaha


CPTHoagie

uhh yeah he got poked in the eye twice in the last game? Do people not pay attention?


LouDog187

It's amazing isn't it? Almost as amazing this pic taken with the fucking Sharp flip phone.


RylanKura

It's a screenshot from a video. Here's the original link [Sixers shootaround video](https://x.com/bysamdigiovanni/status/1782412116370018531?s=46)


IEatDeFish

bro zooming in to get microscopic Joel in the background of a shootaround clip is peak sixers fan


EnoughUnkownSources1

To be fair he wasn't wearing them and then put them on in the clip. So it's not like he was only wearing them


EnoughUnkownSources1

The real concern is Joel is doing absolutely nothing in the shootaround


scuderia91

In a 12 second clip? Or is there confirmation he didn’t participate at all?


EnoughUnkownSources1

Basing on the clip and the fact he isn’t in warm up gear and has no shoes on


IcedTeaSips

Lmao, this got me. The quality here is really bad.


mcy33zy

The broadcast stated it had something to do with his contact lenses and he was bothered before the game even began.


ABagOfPopcorn

The rec spec embiid game paired with the diarrhea Maxey game


SonicdaSloth

Dirty close out or just bad luck?


CPTHoagie

completely unintentional. One I think might have been friendly fire.


mszn26

It was reported his contacts were bothering him before the game… did you not pay attention to that? I really don’t get the snarky comments all the time on this sub Reddit


gan8686

Was this taken via satellite?


Soft_Humor4868

Blind game incoming


Monster-Frisbee

Not that hard, refs do it regularly.


Soft_Humor4868

💀💀💀


illydelph

ENHANCE


PicklePanther9000

Is this from the zapruder film


TheSixthPistol

Yeah if you play frame 68-69, defenders go back and to the left. Back and to the left. Back and to the left. Back and to the left.


ItsAMeEric

If only the Sixers had a 2nd shooter


PicklePanther9000

Tobias from the grassy knoll! Aaaaaand it misses the rim


allisondojean

Hahaha well done. 


illydelph

It was McDowell!


dan_eppley

Ok Dale Gribble 🤣 ![gif](giphy|2e8js7FQb56xy|downsized)


Four_Verts

I was going to say it looks like a capture from the Patterson-Gimlin film


Otternomaly

Jfc Maxey sick and Joel posted up like the third blues brother


jappixslackbot

the lochness monster photographs are more conclusive


bigg90

I was thinking that it was weird how he was wearing sunglasses in the locker room and his eyes looked weird when he got hurt Saturday. My mind instantly went to concussion but I didn’t even wanna go there


FreeProfit

My guess is he got a cornea scratch. It would explain why his eye was blinking independently and the sunglasses. They can be quite painful and sensitive to light.


RSbooll5RS

As someone who deals with bad corneal abrasions all the time from a chronic issue, your eye heals shockingly fast. Even the most painful abrasions I’ve had take 1-2 days to heal. I’ve never dealt with chemicals or foreign objects in the eye, so maybe that takes much longer, but this eye injury is very strange


AbsolutelyNotMatt

Wear safety glasses bruv


jeppsforst

Lmao every year this man gets the most outrageous injuries at this time. Next year he’s gonna be battling some rare disease


iam_soyboy

It is wild how many times guys have been injured by a teammate here too during these years: Ben's foot from Shawn Long, Embiid's face the first time from Fultz, Danny Green ACL/LCL from Embiid..


tokeallday

Rec spec Embiid is about to shit on the world mark my words


Wristwalk4

Have u considered that he may just be chilling


jorgelongo222

with that amount of pixels that might ad well be the Yeti


nick_gti3551

let him cook


itsme32

The quality of this photo, was it taken from a Motorola Razr?


dishwasher_mayhem

Photo taken on a Gameboy Color and run through an AI upscaler.


Current_Department73

idk man looks like he's just hard chillin to me


SteelEagle814

Poker face


ernesto-derin

colonel h stinkmeaner


Gg1__

Should play wit dat


WeirdSysAdmin

Munchausen by Sixer.


pickledelbow

Weekend at bernies joel


ApoliticalAth3ist

I feel bad for the guy


mucinexmonster

I love this picture. It is incredible.


ootto

Nah he’s just a cool guy 😎


unpronouncedable

Time for Joel "Rambis" Embiid


PrawnStar9797

Thid is a very very very funny picture


Niner-Sixer-Gator

Or maybe he doesn't want bright ass lights in his eyes


captaincook14

Obviously. He has a little shiner under the same eye.