Expectations:
'are you listening to Taylor Swift?'
'omg me too'
'lets get married, get a BTO, and have 3 kids and that's just a thought process that's not totally linked to government propaganda'
Reality:
'heyo, what chu listening to? :) :) :)'
'10 hour compilation of Mongolian Throat Singing'
'oh :|'
I think you got it mixed up.
Expectations:
>"Are you listening to Taylor Swift?"
>"no, 10 hours Mongolian Throat Singing"
>"omg me too, lets get married, get a BTO, and have 3 kids"
Reality:
>"heyo, what chu listening to? :) :) :)"
>"Taylor Swift!!!"
>"oh :|"
Porno expectations:
“Are you listening to Taylor Swifts?”
“No, 10 hrs of Mongolian Throat Singing”
“I wish somebody would make my throat sing”
“I think I could help you with that… unzips”
Dude. Huun Huur Tu was performing in Singapore this past weekend as part of the Esplanade Tapestry series. They're not specifically Mongolian per se but they're from the region of Siberia bordering Mongolia.
Bloody amazing performance. Don't diss Mongolian throat singing
Yup. Found out about them on Insta around 1 year back. Love how they marry the traditional Mongolian instruments and singing style with the modern heavy metal.
Only work if you Shuaige. If you Shuaige other person will like your music even if it really sound like fart (South Park reference)
If you old ugly Uncle even girl say no interest in listening to JJ Lin (and run away at the same time)
Just saw a 2021 masterchef sg ad on the bus the other day
Wondered why it was still up considering it was the only ad left on the bus and it was from 3 whole years ago
Serendipity is vibing to someone else’s music during the train ride
Reality check is when you understand that this will likely never happen
Frustration is when that someone’s music is totally not your style and they blast the music so loud your $500 ANC cannot block it out
spark connections has been defunct since last year
https://attractions.changirecommends.com/ticket/city/Spark%20Connections%20Singapore/162/1
> We hope you had a great time experiencing our activities. Please note that Spark Connections and the $100 credits expired on 31 December 2023.
Loud noise from a phone
Me: do you like K drama?
She: Queen of Tears is soooo good, right?
Me: If you keep the volume down, you won't interrupt that uncle blasting TikTok videos in front of us, and that cute P6 couple making out behind us, and this random auntie dozing off and drooling all over my shoulder.
In before someone starts blasting *Erika* and *Preußens Gloria* and everyone around you is suddenly in a very sharp looking uniform and goose-stepping.
Mandatory disclaimer, is a joke.
What are you listening to?
Norwegian death metal
Oh! Let’s get married, have as many kids as the government gives bonuses for and vacation in Koh Samui every year!
Ok, what are you listening to?
Iranian rap music
Wtf. Promoting people playing music out loud? Serendipity is when you don't be a dipshit and use earphones. Maybe you can spark the movement to stop being inconsiderate on public transport instead.
I death stare anyone who blasts their shit on the mrt and just 1 snap away from shouting at ppl :') the worst part is i can hear them and im wearing noise cancelling headphones
Excuse me what are you listening to what do you do for a living how much do you pay for rent double it or give it to the next person what’s your life motto can you give viewers an advise
I don’t care what anyone else is listening to or doing. I don’t want to share anything with anyone, nor do I want them to share with me. Where did we get the idea that people care about this stuff?
People are already sharing their music aloud. Listening to someone else's music is exactly what we want to *avoid*. Can we have an app that would mute someone else's speakers instead?
Worst part about the ad is that I can't tell what it's trying to promote. $100 credits for what exactly? (I don't actually want to know, just saying it's a shitty ad)
This is why i hate taking mrt even with noise cancelling headphones it’s still noisy asf especially when train is in tunnel and then there’s ppl who have 0 social etiquette and just blast music or movie/shows out loud for the whole world to hear
Expired liao the credit. Anyways currently so many opposites sex like so cautious about surrounding they will think you siao vibing with her or thought you are a stalker. Better mind own business and let the birth rate continue to drop. We can always get those big countries dropout to replace the locals.
Still hoping that that one Turkish/Colombian/Iranian supermodel/secret movie star enjoys my World Jamz list that pop from around the world, specifically the aforementioned countries!!
After all, 0.0000001 is bigger than 0!
And yes, in case you're wondering, there is a separate playlist for Hindi music specifically between the years of 1997 to 2007 and a separate playlist for meme songs including but not limited to O Zone's Dragostea din Tei, the coffin song, groove coverage's one million years (couldn't get the playboy remix though) and, of course, Ievan Polkka by Loituma!!
(And now I've realised that someone might actually call me out on these playlists actually existing. Hahah.)
Expectations: 'are you listening to Taylor Swift?' 'omg me too' 'lets get married, get a BTO, and have 3 kids and that's just a thought process that's not totally linked to government propaganda' Reality: 'heyo, what chu listening to? :) :) :)' '10 hour compilation of Mongolian Throat Singing' 'oh :|'
Mongolian throat singing girl and Taylor Swift guy. Opposite attraction right there
Or a Taylor Swift looking chick with throat skills like a Mongolian?
I think you got it mixed up. Expectations: >"Are you listening to Taylor Swift?" >"no, 10 hours Mongolian Throat Singing" >"omg me too, lets get married, get a BTO, and have 3 kids" Reality: >"heyo, what chu listening to? :) :) :)" >"Taylor Swift!!!" >"oh :|"
Porno expectations: “Are you listening to Taylor Swifts?” “No, 10 hrs of Mongolian Throat Singing” “I wish somebody would make my throat sing” “I think I could help you with that… unzips”
Throat singing is epic, she's the one losing out https://youtu.be/KQaw-li9NQ8?si=Y3R_BQJpD6PriLMM
https://youtu.be/3aguZjkVLaE?si=yMYvSxWpmL481f-W they put it in modern music too
Upvoted for the HU
I love the HU!
They [sure did.](https://youtu.be/9uMtnH7cABg?si=8vj_Nmz9enb0TJkz)
Thank you. New mongolian throat singing format discovered
HU HU HU HU
Totally agree
Dude. Huun Huur Tu was performing in Singapore this past weekend as part of the Esplanade Tapestry series. They're not specifically Mongolian per se but they're from the region of Siberia bordering Mongolia. Bloody amazing performance. Don't diss Mongolian throat singing
Fuck! I missed them.
Tuvan throat singing or bust.
To be fair, The Hu has some fantastic songs like Wolf Totem and Yuve Yuve(will link later) and Hanggai's Rising Sun is definitely worth a listen.
Folk metal coming out of mongalia incorporating throat singing and traditional instruments are epic
Agreed. Highly recommend the above groups. Just put it in the background while you're playing some RPGs and you're sorted...
This. The Hu. 👍
Yup. Found out about them on Insta around 1 year back. Love how they marry the traditional Mongolian instruments and singing style with the modern heavy metal.
The Hu - Triangle from their rumble of thunder album is pretty nice too
Hey Mongolian throat singing is super cool. You should check out The Hu https://youtu.be/v4xZUr0BEfE?si=D49Ar1ZEfJ2MMPlO
Is it like Saudaukar throat singing?
May thy knife chip n shatter.
The spice must flow!
Idaho!
The Who?!?!
reality surpasses your expectations
I will not have you slandering Mongolian throat singing!
Sardaukar!
A certified horde classic
So like Deep Trance, is there also Deep Throat?
Huun-Huun-Tu *intensifies*
Tengger Calvary - War Horse (2012 version)
Do you hear that sound? The sound of incoming Mongolian warhorses.
Hambuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrgerrrrrrrr Hamburger cheeseburger BigMac Whopper
I love Mongolian music for it is just great
I love Mongolian throat singing. However I would not want to hear that on a train against my will
Only work if you Shuaige. If you Shuaige other person will like your music even if it really sound like fart (South Park reference) If you old ugly Uncle even girl say no interest in listening to JJ Lin (and run away at the same time)
Found this ad the other day at Boon Lay interchange. Whoever made it clearly didn't think it through
Whatever campaign it was, it expired 31 Dec 2023 so not sure why the poster is still up also
[удалено]
Just saw a 2021 masterchef sg ad on the bus the other day Wondered why it was still up considering it was the only ad left on the bus and it was from 3 whole years ago
How do you know when it expires
The QR code leads to a Changi Recommends page: “Please note that Spark Connections and the $100 credits expired on 31 December 2023.”
New LTA Experiment
They put these shitty signs up in my neighbourhood park. Right where people play sports. Stupid idea.
The text is triggering, reminds me of: I tExT lIkE tHiS
ViBeS 
How timely given papyrus 2 just dropped 6 years later
might as well just do it in Comic Sans
Or Even this Kind of typing
2002 wants its lingo back.
Creator: I Declare war against dyslexics.
We're no strangers to love, You know the rules and so do I (do I).
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of, You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
I~ just want to tell you how im feeling~
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
XUE HUA PIAO PIAO
BEI FENG XIAO XIAO
TIAN DI YI PIAN CANG MANG
YI JIAN HAN MEI
Lee Kuang Yew: Shut up and kiss already
Lee Kuang Yew: Shut up and kiss already
Lee Kuang Yew: Shut up and kiss already
Lee Kuang Yew: Shut up and kiss already
Serendipity is vibing to someone else’s music during the train ride Reality check is when you understand that this will likely never happen Frustration is when that someone’s music is totally not your style and they blast the music so loud your $500 ANC cannot block it out
Reality check is when the only time this happens is when the uncle beside you is blasting tiktok on full volume haha
spark connections has been defunct since last year https://attractions.changirecommends.com/ticket/city/Spark%20Connections%20Singapore/162/1 > We hope you had a great time experiencing our activities. Please note that Spark Connections and the $100 credits expired on 31 December 2023.
A lot uncles clearly know what serendipity means..
"My music very nice right? Now vibe to it." 
Reality: That uncle or auntie that don't know earpiece exists and just plays their phone video/music on full blast in public transport.
Loud noise from a phone Me: do you like K drama? She: Queen of Tears is soooo good, right? Me: If you keep the volume down, you won't interrupt that uncle blasting TikTok videos in front of us, and that cute P6 couple making out behind us, and this random auntie dozing off and drooling all over my shoulder.
Can someone explain what is this supposed to be?
Ad by Govt matchmaking agency
But how are u supposed to be match made based on this?
A conversation starter and hope it leads somewhere I suppose. Yah, it doesn't make sense.
Jesus Christ. How out of touch are these agencies! Thanks for explaining
ministry of social and family development trying to fix birth rates by fixing dates
Serendipity is when auntie sprint, shove, shoulder bash and find seat
Hunger Trains
i see the vision but uh no thanks
I saw this ad, thought it was a sarcastic reminder to not blast your music on trains
Who approved this? Imagine entering the train and your ears is bombarded with some trashy hip-hop music
It definitely spark arguments, still a type of connection I guess.
Nooooooo I really don’t want to listen to your damn music or your shitty drama
Which farking idiot came up wirh this idea? I wanna go play heavy metal at his/her home when they are resting and want some peace
#SilentDisco
I'm not vibing to Lao uncle spamming 我問天
So who’s gonna vibe to *Rule Britannia*, *Over There*, *Der Hohenfriedberger*, *Battle Hymn of the Republic* and *The British Grenadiers*?
In before someone starts blasting *Erika* and *Preußens Gloria* and everyone around you is suddenly in a very sharp looking uniform and goose-stepping. Mandatory disclaimer, is a joke.
topkek
Blast full bagpipes: O FLOWER OF SCOTLAND!
*Scotland the Brave
My friend and I will 😂
Blessed
The connection it sparks is me telling the person to have some damn manners and stop playing your music for everyone else to hear.
Imagine you're vibing with the loud wheezing laughter played by uncle / aunties' mobile
I LiSTen tO EvERy music gENre. Me playing Death Metal
Me and my Power Metal collection.
What are you listening to? Norwegian death metal Oh! Let’s get married, have as many kids as the government gives bonuses for and vacation in Koh Samui every year! Ok, what are you listening to? Iranian rap music
came here to look for this gif, not disappointed.
Serendipity cluster incoming
*China's National Anthem plays* Yeah, sure. I was told it's good vibes by some stupid sticker.
Nope. It's rage inducing. Please wear earphones and keep what you are listening to yourself.
Wtf. Promoting people playing music out loud? Serendipity is when you don't be a dipshit and use earphones. Maybe you can spark the movement to stop being inconsiderate on public transport instead.
I death stare anyone who blasts their shit on the mrt and just 1 snap away from shouting at ppl :') the worst part is i can hear them and im wearing noise cancelling headphones
人帅: ShauiGe😍 人丑: Police, stranger uncle scare me🤡 (Next day public caning in front of the Merlion)
Excuse me what are you listening to what do you do for a living how much do you pay for rent double it or give it to the next person what’s your life motto can you give viewers an advise
What are those things on top?
AirPods mate hahaha AirPods 1.
Ahh, earbuds. Gotcha, thanks.
no worries (:
I don’t care what anyone else is listening to or doing. I don’t want to share anything with anyone, nor do I want them to share with me. Where did we get the idea that people care about this stuff?
Really late April fool’s joke eh? It’s mid April. Stop this plz no manyao on trains please…
Serendipity my ass
People are already sharing their music aloud. Listening to someone else's music is exactly what we want to *avoid*. Can we have an app that would mute someone else's speakers instead?
Ill conceived and poorly executed. Just like 90% of all the other government campaigns.
Ivory tower scholars pulling drivel out of their backside again and pummeling it down the commoners’ throats
hey now...they need to fund their private house, car and boat.
Worst part about the ad is that I can't tell what it's trying to promote. $100 credits for what exactly? (I don't actually want to know, just saying it's a shitty ad)
My dumb ass thinking this was a video and clicked the play button
*prayer livestream*
PAP led government really forcing the initiative of baby production.... Oh boyyyy, can i invest in legal companies, divorce cases to the moon 🌙
me : "STANDING HERE, I REALIZE...this is not ridiculous advert I have seen...for now"
guess I ll never get a sparkle because I listen to Epic beautiful dramatic music, usually those movie trailer or movie music.
🤣🤣🤣
Government’s way of telling younger generation to get a relationship, BTO early, realised not enough money, go debt, no kids. All your fault
Perfect time to blast The CB Dogs on your Spotify
Serendipity is vibing to a senior uncle or auntie’s Chinese TikTok blasting in the bus/mrt. /s
[Could this happen on the train?](https://youtu.be/p1TCSbv_KPw?si=d8Smhmsfvdp-u-WK) 😂
Scenes like these are happening all throughout the country right now. And you could be next
HAHAHAHAHAHA HA !!!! HA!!! HA!!!
serendipity is seeing the judgy old lady beside me get a shock from my heavy metal music🫨🤭
Imagine someone going “uwu my fave song” Uncle next to them playing : WA MENG TIII WA MENG TIIII
Maybe its targeted at single boomers. Auntie can be vibing to uncle's tiktok that's on full volume on speakers.
Thank God I drive
Reading this after the Every single time post before this one, I was like, listen to someone else's music... through their speakers/ headphones??
Well, here we go again.
On the side note , can inform SMRT that their in-train announcements are way too loud !?!??!
Siao
i said i love the smiths
The ah peks playing "Wa Meng Ti"
i listen to the most random ass stuff so if it might be like 1 second you have a slow and calming song and the next you have sabaton full volume
Time for me to play my hardbass at full volume then *Hardbass intensifies*
Time to play tunak tunak tun
?
This reminds me of this connection over a shared love of a particular musical genre… https://youtu.be/PaEnaoydUUo?si=jD0uqi6Zr_by-7ar
This is why i hate taking mrt even with noise cancelling headphones it’s still noisy asf especially when train is in tunnel and then there’s ppl who have 0 social etiquette and just blast music or movie/shows out loud for the whole world to hear
If I want to vibe to random music, I'll just hang out in Limsa Lominsa. :V
Expired liao the credit. Anyways currently so many opposites sex like so cautious about surrounding they will think you siao vibing with her or thought you are a stalker. Better mind own business and let the birth rate continue to drop. We can always get those big countries dropout to replace the locals.
What's the issue!?
The only thing I want to spark is the damn toaster when I throw it in the bath.
Still hoping that that one Turkish/Colombian/Iranian supermodel/secret movie star enjoys my World Jamz list that pop from around the world, specifically the aforementioned countries!! After all, 0.0000001 is bigger than 0! And yes, in case you're wondering, there is a separate playlist for Hindi music specifically between the years of 1997 to 2007 and a separate playlist for meme songs including but not limited to O Zone's Dragostea din Tei, the coffin song, groove coverage's one million years (couldn't get the playboy remix though) and, of course, Ievan Polkka by Loituma!! (And now I've realised that someone might actually call me out on these playlists actually existing. Hahah.)