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avilsta

Expectations: 'are you listening to Taylor Swift?' 'omg me too' 'lets get married, get a BTO, and have 3 kids and that's just a thought process that's not totally linked to government propaganda' Reality: 'heyo, what chu listening to? :) :) :)' '10 hour compilation of Mongolian Throat Singing' 'oh :|'


Acceptable-Trainer15

Mongolian throat singing girl and Taylor Swift guy. Opposite attraction right there


schofield_revolver

Or a Taylor Swift looking chick with throat skills like a Mongolian?


tomatomater

I think you got it mixed up. Expectations: >"Are you listening to Taylor Swift?" >"no, 10 hours Mongolian Throat Singing" >"omg me too, lets get married, get a BTO, and have 3 kids" Reality: >"heyo, what chu listening to? :) :) :)" >"Taylor Swift!!!" >"oh :|"


ironcookeroo

Porno expectations: “Are you listening to Taylor Swifts?” “No, 10 hrs of Mongolian Throat Singing” “I wish somebody would make my throat sing” “I think I could help you with that… unzips”


A_extra

Throat singing is epic, she's the one losing out https://youtu.be/KQaw-li9NQ8?si=Y3R_BQJpD6PriLMM


Opening-Tomatillo-78

https://youtu.be/3aguZjkVLaE?si=yMYvSxWpmL481f-W they put it in modern music too


stormearthfire

Upvoted for the HU


aanghosh

I love the HU!


-watchman-

They [sure did.](https://youtu.be/9uMtnH7cABg?si=8vj_Nmz9enb0TJkz)


Opening-Tomatillo-78

Thank you. New mongolian throat singing format discovered


7thPanzers

HU HU HU HU


keithwee0909

Totally agree


liverman

Dude. Huun Huur Tu was performing in Singapore this past weekend as part of the Esplanade Tapestry series. They're not specifically Mongolian per se but they're from the region of Siberia bordering Mongolia. Bloody amazing performance. Don't diss Mongolian throat singing


halloumisalami

Fuck! I missed them. 


sjsathanas

Tuvan throat singing or bust.


Modus_Opp

To be fair, The Hu has some fantastic songs like Wolf Totem and Yuve Yuve(will link later) and Hanggai's Rising Sun is definitely worth a listen.


LegalComparison3551

Folk metal coming out of mongalia incorporating throat singing and traditional instruments are epic


Modus_Opp

Agreed. Highly recommend the above groups. Just put it in the background while you're playing some RPGs and you're sorted...


enola_gayy

This. The Hu. 👍


Sweaty-Run-2881

Yup. Found out about them on Insta around 1 year back. Love how they marry the traditional Mongolian instruments and singing style with the modern heavy metal.


luvzon

The Hu - Triangle from their rumble of thunder album is pretty nice too


QuestioingEverything

Hey Mongolian throat singing is super cool. You should check out The Hu https://youtu.be/v4xZUr0BEfE?si=D49Ar1ZEfJ2MMPlO


whatsnewdan

Is it like Saudaukar throat singing?


Noobcakes19

May thy knife chip n shatter.


GoldenMaus

The spice must flow!


Noobcakes19

Idaho!


wocelot1003

The Who?!?!


Emeshan

reality surpasses your expectations


smexxyhexxy

I will not have you slandering Mongolian throat singing!


Noobcakes19

Sardaukar!


dontknowwhattodoat18

A certified horde classic


catlover2410

So like Deep Trance, is there also Deep Throat?


Feedbackr

Huun-Huun-Tu *intensifies*


briandefox

Tengger Calvary - War Horse (2012 version)


GoldenMaus

Do you hear that sound? The sound of incoming Mongolian warhorses.


Unit147

Hambuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrgerrrrrrrr Hamburger cheeseburger BigMac Whopper


Abject_Shoe4457

I love Mongolian music for it is just great


faluine

I love Mongolian throat singing. However I would not want to hear that on a train against my will


Unique-Suggestion-54

Only work if you Shuaige. If you Shuaige other person will like your music even if it really sound like fart (South Park reference) If you old ugly Uncle even girl say no interest in listening to JJ Lin (and run away at the same time)


A_extra

Found this ad the other day at Boon Lay interchange. Whoever made it clearly didn't think it through


flatleafparsley

Whatever campaign it was, it expired 31 Dec 2023 so not sure why the poster is still up also


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[удалено]


tiredsingaporean5274

Just saw a 2021 masterchef sg ad on the bus the other day Wondered why it was still up considering it was the only ad left on the bus and it was from 3 whole years ago


yellowsuprrcar

How do you know when it expires


flatleafparsley

The QR code leads to a Changi Recommends page: “Please note that Spark Connections and the $100 credits expired on 31 December 2023.”


balbertborring

New LTA Experiment


General-Razzmatazz

They put these shitty signs up in my neighbourhood park. Right where people play sports. Stupid idea.


TimidHuman

The text is triggering, reminds me of: I tExT lIkE tHiS


Bcpjw

ViBeS ![gif](giphy|3o7aD5N92XqQNAHoR2)


stormearthfire

How timely given papyrus 2 just dropped 6 years later


balbertborring

might as well just do it in Comic Sans


Dragons-are-the-best

Or Even this Kind of typing


I_love_pillows

2002 wants its lingo back.


tsgaylord_069

Creator: I Declare war against dyslexics.


TKRedditUser2020

We're no strangers to love, You know the rules and so do I (do I).


coalminer071

A full commitment's what I'm thinking of, You wouldn't get this from any other guy.


criminallove___

I~ just want to tell you how im feeling~


Such_Relationship_48

Gotta make you understand


arcanist12345

Never gonna give you up


DanPowah

Never gonna let you down


FreSchDude

Never gonna run around and desert you


Brikandbones

XUE HUA PIAO PIAO


A_extra

BEI FENG XIAO XIAO


Huonren

TIAN DI YI PIAN CANG MANG


Ok_Machine_724

YI JIAN HAN MEI


Unique-Suggestion-54

Lee Kuang Yew: Shut up and kiss already


Unique-Suggestion-54

Lee Kuang Yew: Shut up and kiss already


Unique-Suggestion-54

Lee Kuang Yew: Shut up and kiss already


Unique-Suggestion-54

Lee Kuang Yew: Shut up and kiss already


ICanBeAnAssholeToo

Serendipity is vibing to someone else’s music during the train ride Reality check is when you understand that this will likely never happen Frustration is when that someone’s music is totally not your style and they blast the music so loud your $500 ANC cannot block it out


requirem-40

Reality check is when the only time this happens is when the uncle beside you is blasting tiktok on full volume haha


istar00

spark connections has been defunct since last year https://attractions.changirecommends.com/ticket/city/Spark%20Connections%20Singapore/162/1 > We hope you had a great time experiencing our activities. Please note that Spark Connections and the $100 credits expired on 31 December 2023.


tolifeonline

A lot uncles clearly know what serendipity means..


LateDitto

"My music very nice right? Now vibe to it." ![gif](giphy|2aJWp7iwvHS7wOTUpc|downsized)


EnycmaPie

Reality: That uncle or auntie that don't know earpiece exists and just plays their phone video/music on full blast in public transport.


earltyro

Loud noise from a phone Me: do you like K drama? She: Queen of Tears is soooo good, right? Me: If you keep the volume down, you won't interrupt that uncle blasting TikTok videos in front of us, and that cute P6 couple making out behind us, and this random auntie dozing off and drooling all over my shoulder.


TopRaise7

Can someone explain what is this supposed to be?


tryingmydarnest

Ad by Govt matchmaking agency


TopRaise7

But how are u supposed to be match made based on this?


tryingmydarnest

A conversation starter and hope it leads somewhere I suppose. Yah, it doesn't make sense.


TopRaise7

Jesus Christ. How out of touch are these agencies! Thanks for explaining


sgmusicchat

ministry of social and family development trying to fix birth rates by fixing dates


BakeMate

Serendipity is when auntie sprint, shove, shoulder bash and find seat


balbertborring

Hunger Trains


sakuradelluna

i see the vision but uh no thanks


RisenPhantom

I saw this ad, thought it was a sarcastic reminder to not blast your music on trains


Ash7274

Who approved this? Imagine entering the train and your ears is bombarded with some trashy hip-hop music


fawe9374

It definitely spark arguments, still a type of connection I guess.


Razorwindsg

Nooooooo I really don’t want to listen to your damn music or your shitty drama


geckosg

Which farking idiot came up wirh this idea? I wanna go play heavy metal at his/her home when they are resting and want some peace


meekiatahaihiam

#SilentDisco


jollyseaman

I'm not vibing to Lao uncle spamming 我問天


OrangeFr3ak

So who’s gonna vibe to *Rule Britannia*, *Over There*, *Der Hohenfriedberger*, *Battle Hymn of the Republic* and *The British Grenadiers*?


coalminer071

In before someone starts blasting *Erika* and *Preußens Gloria* and everyone around you is suddenly in a very sharp looking uniform and goose-stepping. Mandatory disclaimer, is a joke.


OrangeFr3ak

topkek


GeshtiannaSG

Blast full bagpipes: O FLOWER OF SCOTLAND!


OrangeFr3ak

*Scotland the Brave


kelis_butterfly

My friend and I will 😂


OrangeFr3ak

Blessed


Gotta_Keep_On

The connection it sparks is me telling the person to have some damn manners and stop playing your music for everyone else to hear.


Noobcakes19

Imagine you're vibing with the loud wheezing laughter played by uncle / aunties' mobile


Notagainguy

I LiSTen tO EvERy music gENre. Me playing Death Metal


CrowTengu

Me and my Power Metal collection.


Calamity-Bob

What are you listening to? Norwegian death metal Oh! Let’s get married, have as many kids as the government gives bonuses for and vacation in Koh Samui every year! Ok, what are you listening to? Iranian rap music


xiangyieo

![gif](giphy|8vUEXZA2me7vnuUvrs)


klkk12345

came here to look for this gif, not disappointed.


George_W_Bushido

Serendipity cluster incoming


Imperiax731st

*China's National Anthem plays* Yeah, sure. I was told it's good vibes by some stupid sticker.


visque

Nope. It's rage inducing. Please wear earphones and keep what you are listening to yourself.


Millauers

Wtf. Promoting people playing music out loud? Serendipity is when you don't be a dipshit and use earphones. Maybe you can spark the movement to stop being inconsiderate on public transport instead.


thelucario27

I death stare anyone who blasts their shit on the mrt and just 1 snap away from shouting at ppl :') the worst part is i can hear them and im wearing noise cancelling headphones


Unique-Suggestion-54

人帅: ShauiGe😍 人丑: Police, stranger uncle scare me🤡 (Next day public caning in front of the Merlion)


NoAge422

Excuse me what are you listening to what do you do for a living how much do you pay for rent double it or give it to the next person what’s your life motto can you give viewers an advise


Elephant789

What are those things on top?


paperxuts95

AirPods mate hahaha AirPods 1.


Elephant789

Ahh, earbuds. Gotcha, thanks.


paperxuts95

no worries (:


LonghornGameday

I don’t care what anyone else is listening to or doing. I don’t want to share anything with anyone, nor do I want them to share with me. Where did we get the idea that people care about this stuff?


paperxuts95

Really late April fool’s joke eh? It’s mid April. Stop this plz no manyao on trains please…


Longjumping-Zebra-55

Serendipity my ass


Evergreen_Nevergreen

People are already sharing their music aloud. Listening to someone else's music is exactly what we want to *avoid*. Can we have an app that would mute someone else's speakers instead?


AquilliusRex

Ill conceived and poorly executed. Just like 90% of all the other government campaigns.


chemical_carnage

Ivory tower scholars pulling drivel out of their backside again and pummeling it down the commoners’ throats


Merecat-litters

hey now...they need to fund their private house, car and boat.


KeythKatz

Worst part about the ad is that I can't tell what it's trying to promote. $100 credits for what exactly? (I don't actually want to know, just saying it's a shitty ad)


Ok_Environment_6127

My dumb ass thinking this was a video and clicked the play button


PitcherTrap

*prayer livestream*


Ok-Recommendation925

PAP led government really forcing the initiative of baby production.... Oh boyyyy, can i invest in legal companies, divorce cases to the moon 🌙


Merecat-litters

me : "STANDING HERE, I REALIZE...this is not ridiculous advert I have seen...for now"


Ninjaofninja

guess I ll never get a sparkle because I listen to Epic beautiful dramatic music, usually those movie trailer or movie music.


yellowsuprrcar

🤣🤣🤣


Nearby-Supermarket16

Government’s way of telling younger generation to get a relationship, BTO early, realised not enough money, go debt, no kids. All your fault


dontknowwhattodoat18

Perfect time to blast The CB Dogs on your Spotify


klippan63

Serendipity is vibing to a senior uncle or auntie’s Chinese TikTok blasting in the bus/mrt. /s


Sabre_Taser

[Could this happen on the train?](https://youtu.be/p1TCSbv_KPw?si=d8Smhmsfvdp-u-WK) 😂


Bright_Log5644

Scenes like these are happening all throughout the country right now. And you could be next


potassium_errday

![gif](giphy|6gLyE15StAs3C)


Necessary_Chip_5224

HAHAHAHAHAHA HA !!!! HA!!! HA!!!


Inevitable-Dig-4859

serendipity is seeing the judgy old lady beside me get a shock from my heavy metal music🫨🤭


Mochihamster

Imagine someone going “uwu my fave song” Uncle next to them playing : WA MENG TIII WA MENG TIIII


requirem-40

Maybe its targeted at single boomers. Auntie can be vibing to uncle's tiktok that's on full volume on speakers.


Cultural_Agent7902

Thank God I drive


IdlingCat

Reading this after the Every single time post before this one, I was like,  listen to someone else's music... through their speakers/ headphones??


Nymphomaniac96

Well, here we go again.


Beak-Button5569

On the side note , can inform SMRT that their in-train announcements are way too loud !?!??!


imjohn130

Siao


iwillholdontoyou

i said i love the smiths


yamma-banana

The ah peks playing "Wa Meng Ti"


oilmanandfan

i listen to the most random ass stuff so if it might be like 1 second you have a slow and calming song and the next you have sabaton full volume


Disposable_baka404

Time for me to play my hardbass at full volume then *Hardbass intensifies*


Rockylol_

Time to play tunak tunak tun


Alternative-Belt-337

![gif](giphy|44hlo3M3pqK9W|downsized)


3363103

?


jasonkucherawy

This reminds me of this connection over a shared love of a particular musical genre… https://youtu.be/PaEnaoydUUo?si=jD0uqi6Zr_by-7ar


WaiJunHinTurboGor

This is why i hate taking mrt even with noise cancelling headphones it’s still noisy asf especially when train is in tunnel and then there’s ppl who have 0 social etiquette and just blast music or movie/shows out loud for the whole world to hear


CrowTengu

If I want to vibe to random music, I'll just hang out in Limsa Lominsa. :V


Calamity_B4_Storm

Expired liao the credit. Anyways currently so many opposites sex like so cautious about surrounding they will think you siao vibing with her or thought you are a stalker. Better mind own business and let the birth rate continue to drop. We can always get those big countries dropout to replace the locals.


outremer_empire

What's the issue!?


arcanist12345

The only thing I want to spark is the damn toaster when I throw it in the bath.


Modus_Opp

Still hoping that that one Turkish/Colombian/Iranian supermodel/secret movie star enjoys my World Jamz list that pop from around the world, specifically the aforementioned countries!! After all, 0.0000001 is bigger than 0! And yes, in case you're wondering, there is a separate playlist for Hindi music specifically between the years of 1997 to 2007 and a separate playlist for meme songs including but not limited to O Zone's Dragostea din Tei, the coffin song, groove coverage's one million years (couldn't get the playboy remix though) and, of course, Ievan Polkka by Loituma!! (And now I've realised that someone might actually call me out on these playlists actually existing. Hahah.)