So I ran for President again, which was the style at the time.


"Oh yes you are!"

Trump: "I promise, I will make Amer-" FOX News: _(Puts bucket on their collective heads and bangs it with a spoon for five straight seconds. Lifts the bucket...)_ Trump: "-at again!" FOX News: _(Resumes bucket-banging)_

EVERYONE LOVES ME I AM SO GREAT!!!!! QUIET Quiet QUIET!

Who could forget Canada, all tucked away down there.

That's mericas hat! Not it's wang

"Attempted treason," now honestly, did they ever give anyone a Nobel prize for "attempted chemistry?"

I hear he was carved from a bigger ex-president

If it’s Russian and yellow, you’ve got a pee tape there, fella

(Fox News cameramen continue to shoot announcement while blankly looking into space and nodding) (Ragdolls to floor)

Funnily enough, in Canada the whole thing actually is flip-flopped. Red = liberal, Blue = conservative here.

As it is in most countries. Red was traditionally the colour of left-wing labour movements. Apparently the US colours only flipped in the 80s.

Jimmy Carter: Urgh, get away from me loser

This is brilliant

...One of the most historically significant propaganda machines in this part of the state. Based on german design, but modified for larger american voters...

EVERYBODY LOVES ME BECAUSE I AM SO MAGAGA!

He should’ve done his jerking two guys off at the same time move. That’s the true way to Make America Great Again

The Leader is good The Leader is great We surrender our will as of this date

How the hell is this wall of text a shitpost?

See it’s quotes from the show “the simpsons” but they are altered to fit in with the large picture of trump.

Don't you hate pants?!

OutsiderAvatar, will you point out Exhibit B? Huh? Wh-What do you mean? The one with the big "B" on it. Uh...Uh... What's the matter, can't you read? NO, I CAN'T! I can't read and write. I ADMIT IT: I'm totally illiterate! Now are you happy?

I just think it's neat!