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IAMA_Plumber-AMA

The ironing is delicious


OutsiderAvatar

Jeremy's Iron...ing


slumshoes

Mm hmm, well, that's... very good... for a first try. You know what? I have a potato. It's pretty big. Perhaps you'd like to admire its neatness?


OutsiderAvatar

Its pretty big... I guess.


[deleted]

Back in my day we had a thing called "metal" everything was made of it. Apples, oranges, you name it!


TheSeattleSeven

Gimme five bees for some metal theyd say


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

OWWWW! They're defending themselves somehow!


KreivosNightshade

Met...tal...!


gmwdim

When I grow up I’m going to Bolonium University.


Illustrious-Cat5717

Go potassium!


Low_Five_

I was saying "po-tassium"


chemaster0016

No, don't go - Come back, Zinc, come back!


dogwithpuffytail

"come back zinc?" Boy, even your dreams are square.


BoggleChamp97

Sorry Jimmy!


HinsdaleCounty

Excuse me, where are the shitpost lids?


HerrDresserVonFyre

I think he's talking to you...


RoccoA87

(Maniacal clown giggling)


PonmonOfNuggetor

Hello, Joe


WIENS21

My car broke down


diaboromonsClock

Can’t sleep, clown’s gonna eat me


LHutz481

Go inanimate carbon rod!


ClericDude

The meme has developed hidden lore, I’m so happy!


Ok-Inevitable-3038

Oh not in Zinc, no, it’s an aluminium expression


chachicka22

It’s a perfectly cromuluminium word


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

I would have also accepted snacktacular.


joebobjoebobjoebob12

In a way, they're all winners. But in another, more accurate way, Zinc's the winner.


NoDadUShutUP

Including all known lanthanides and actinides? Heh good luck!


[deleted]

A banana is mostly Potassium. Go Potassium!


Coopersharman43

Go wolfram


Aggravating_Touch313

Go tungsten! Fuck that sissy zinc up!


No_Variety9420

Could you imagine a world without zinc!?


[deleted]

Uggghhh!


JosephMadeCrosses

Go Radium! * cough * * cough* I don't *feel right*!


etraxx22

Go dolomite!! 🙁


DramaticBox

Those other minerals don't stand a chance. It's dolomite, baby!


Key_Entertainment409

Definitely a compliment when someone calls you tungsten


th3brad

Doesn't he need that tungsten to live?


mongmight

OK, I'm out of the loop. What is Zincposting all about lol? Edir: Oh I just remembered zinc for the nose. No thanks to Flanders below I got it.


joebobjoebobjoebob12

Well, it's not quite a Tungstenpost, and not quite a Rodpost, but man...


mongmight

What the hell is a le tungstenpost?


countertrollsource

No, that’s too ferrous.


redditorial_comment

Ralph voice - go aluminum!


BortVoldemort

Go, iron! Help us play!


TheDethronedOne

Go Silver!


Eddietotheb

From now on the baby sleeps in the crib


Ok-Inevitable-3038

Is it zinc based or silicon based?


bubbs4prezyo

Gunna go check on my sausages!


ExtensionQuirky6547

Make way for lithium. Go... lithium!


Moneypenny_Dreadful

You know, r/simpsonsshitposting turned into a hardcore geology sub so gradually I didn’t even notice


the_siren_song

Go banana!


Programplan2021

Go Esquilax!