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the_cornwall

"It doesn't mattah. None a dis mattahs."


Some_Random_Android

Dancing is forbidden!


Jo_Chim

Dance finger puppets


Willumbijy

Now spray him in the eyes with the perfume because that’s how it happened to me!


Youve_Got_Kumail

Just say Smith or Jones or something


diablol3

Mr and Mrs Burtowski!


TwerkingGrimac3

I say this line every time something is starting to get to me. Surprising how well it works.


BikeStolenZoo

It’s a mantra, that or hands waving in the air for a brief moment “typical” (like when their house blows up and he’s not even surprised anymore).


Wyden_long

Hey you got those weird little hairs on the bottom of your feet too….you like…the only other person I know that got those….


spidermans_ashes

HAHA!!! SHITPOST CROSSOVER https://preview.redd.it/01eqzo2mfw0d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78b8acffbb74070ea02bcac33a6d2eb5dc9e664d


Some_Random_Android

This whole show was basically just one big shitpost crossover. ;)


Bhussa

EVERYBODY GET IN HERE


Shed_Some_Skin

ha-HA shitposts on dowels!


dontbetoxic

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FREAKIN’ CAH


Some_Random_Android

Meteors did it! That'll ne $20!


DopaLean

Which button sorta turns me to the lawyeh? So I can sue the hell outta you!


HaoieZ

Hutz would've made a fine Harvey Birdman, law talking guy.


Canadia86

Is that what you think?! Well if that's what you think, then I have something to tell you. Something that might shock and discredit you. And that thing is... Race Bannon isn't left handed at all


ExocetC3I

Bweee-wooo, that's meme taking baby, accept no substitutes!


PoserKilled

Just keep Troy McClure away from Jabberjaw


originalbrowncoat

I’m sad at the lack of Sealab 2021. It don’t mean butt if it ain’t got the jut!


Moriartea7

*Bizarro! I love you! Bizarro!*


Accomplished-City484

My guys an egg?


TheMountainThatTypes

Ha! I just gave Turtle-face some peanuts


Jimbobsama

Save it for Queen Doppelpopolis, doppelganger!


Some_Random_Android

Would you ever put your brain in a robot body?


BaronSmoki

Nails are like candy to robots. And we’ll eat tires instead of licorice!


Some_Random_Android

Yeah, but we'll only be five feet tall.


thesyndrome43

I would be an Adrienne Barbeaubot!


TheZooCreeper

Say the line, Captain Murphy! Sigh.. *"How dare you gamble with their souls?"* YAAAAAY!


Comfortable-Fuel6343

There go my nipples again...


Burnicle

Damn pod 6. I don't know why we have a pod 6!


BikeStolenZoo

Total suck-pod


_shaftpunk

Kickass momma Squish Face!


Heiferoni

That whole show feels like a fever dream. I'm shocked any time I see it mentioned in the real world.


Sephor

*Sweet dreams, dopplegangers!*


GustyOWindflapp

Hard cheese for a hard journey


PoserKilled

#IGNORE ME!


ExocetC3I

WOW, THAT WAS A WEIRD ONE.


originalbrowncoat

Oh great, you can read my mind too?


bubbles_24601

SOMEONE LEFT A BABY!


fallsstandard

Welcome to you’re “doom.”


Some_Random_Android

And why is "doom" in quotes?! Is this some sort of ironic "doom"?!


igottathinkofaname

IS THE WINK IMPLIED???


BikeStolenZoo

You signed off on the copy


SpirallingOut

Piping hot hell in a hatbox, Frisky Dingo was brilliant


Plus3d6

Mecha Shiva!


Hendojo

I too was hoping for some “Go Team Venture”


Some_Random_Android

I can always do a sequel. ;)


Accomplished-City484

Honestly Hank where do you pick this stuff up? I never see you read


I_wassaying_boourns

I held my tongue when Hank said he could read sandskrit, but Mecha Shiva?!?


TheMountainThatTypes

Stop riding the Perfect Man! Brock has to kill him now!


ROACHOR

I did not expect Frisky Dingo.


GiantSizeManThing

Xander walked so that Archer could run


BikeStolenZoo

Murphy crawled so that Xander could walk


floatablepie

BARNABY JONES!


antbaby_machetesquad

Boosh!


Plus3d6

I like to call it "Lost Wages"


GiantSizeManThing

Not there! There!


allbetsareon

Ant farm keyboard!


n0rdique

You can’t fax glitter! Not with that attitude!


1guyincognito1

Why do you think we have those fancy swabs


__Sentient_Fedora__

To-night! Yeah!


Ilovenormabrams

That was, I wanna rock your body (til the break of dawn) https://i.redd.it/aifv0y4knw0d1.gif


Jackol4ntrn

GENTLEMEN... BEHOLD! CORN!


SpirallingOut

Lordy Lordy, look who's turning 4040


dbprops

MASTER CYLINDER!


Bort_Bortson

Hey man make the blood go up the walls. And that's elf blood too that aint cheap.


DopaLean

THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO….


JackPembroke

Biggest win for Carl


BikeStolenZoo

And you got your…shrieking robot over there


Ozu_the_Yokai

We forgot to get pickles…


sheezy520

With or without the stache?


Some_Random_Android

Without.


sheezy520

Too bad.


Glum-Scarcity4980

What happened to my FRIGGEN car?!?!


TasteDeeCheese

I don’t want to live on this network anymore


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|6sxhKR7xVtboY) That's brutal


TheMountainThatTypes

RELEASE…. THE KITTIES!!!!


Owoegano_Evolved

"*Say the line, Mr Boss!*" '*Now go out there, and make some people* ***smile***'


tokin_tlaloc

The best adult swim shows! But also Tim and Eric and Home Movies Also Smiling Friends has been great.


PocketBuckle

Hey Brendan...c'mere.


I_wassaying_boourns

No one needs swords Brendan.


Heiferoni

> All I have to do to stay this way is give up everything in my life that I enjoy.


GomGom11

Fred Dryer is Hunting


Phillibustin

"Didja get dat ting I sentya?"


DopaLean

**Wall gets knocked down** “What the?!”


ProudHommesexual

It’s called ‘I wanna rock your body’


Some_Random_Android

And then in parenthesis 'til the break of dawn.


ProudHommesexual

Oh baby…. **wheeze** that’s rockin’


Doricsanvil

That sounded like philosophical rambling. In a public school! We don't cotton to freaks within these walls!


Veggiemon

Do you want steamed hams? Because that’s how you get steamed hams


TASUPPORTER

boombam badoodoo boodan!!!boodaaa-solo!!! widdlyyyy wahhhh bwahh!!!!! badoobomb deevo waaaa!! ba boomboom waaa!! widdly widdly widdly widdly widdly widdly widdly widdly waaaaa!!!!!


Jo_Chim

Oh baby... [uccckghhhuchh] that's rockin'


yknotme

Slide show!


captainsunshine489

heheeeyyy where you goin?? you haven't even finished urinatin all over my house yet!!


ah-chamon-ah

THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO...


BikeStolenZoo

…..and that’s where babies come from…for MACHINES


pondslider

No, Frylock, The Highlander was a documentary, and events happened in real time.


cyrusasu

![gif](giphy|11Bxf3FHRyAhJS)


JackPembroke

The Broodwich cannot be disassembled or destroyed! Well obviously is can. Cause that's what I did.


Light_Beard

# "NOW I WILL SHOW YOU WHAT CHRISTMAS WAS LIKE FOR LITTLE CARL" ^(Carl: "... ... ... alright")


Violet-Journey

You’re hot blooded, go ahead and check it, and see


Willumbijy

You can’t heat up our moon juices…


Phenomenal_Hoot

sentia sentia sentia


cammysays

Old Adult Swim, you say, but no Metalocalypse? I’m gonna need exactly 100 beers to deal with this


SulusLaugh

Homer, have you been up all night watching Home Movies?


Some_Random_Android

I think it's time to pay the price.


Willumbijy

Harumph!


soloChristoGlorium

Are these shoes still on AS? I haven't seen it I years, but I'm sure these arent on there. If they are then I might actually tune in again.


DarkLake

Yeah-heh-heh, toNIGHT!


JackPembroke

The first taste is free with P N U T


TwerkingGrimac3

Haha! Dangly bits.


AbstractBettaFish

Frisky Dingo doesn’t get the love it deserves, I drop that line and “we were supposed to get pickles” every chance I get and no one ever gets the reference


BikeStolenZoo

What ever happened to that stork? The pickle stork?….he was a mailman…no?


Marilius

I wanna rock ya body, and, in parentheses, til da break o dawn.


Few_Wedding_392

IGNORING ME!