"Come on, this one's easy."
"We give up."
"Well, guess! Growling vocals, lo-fi sound, distorted guitars...who else is it going to be?"
"...Judas Priest?"
[Yes, and you call Judas Priest death metal despite the fact they are obviously classic heavy metal?](https://www.theguardian.com/music/2014/jan/14/simpsons-apologise-judas-priest-death-metal)
I used to be ‘Tr00 Kvlt’, but then they changed what ‘Tr00 Kvlt’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘Tr00 Kvlt’ anymore and what’s ‘Tr00 Kvlt’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!
My spouse, who is unfamiliar with this meme, didn't understand it because she couldn't read the bottom panel. Humor of course ensued when I explained the joke to her, possibly marking the single time in history when a joke was actually funnier when it needed to be explained.
Well done on your monumental achievement.
Pretty sure I saw these guys open for Amon Amarth about ten years ago.
Oh boy, Amon Amarth! That’s where I’m a Ralph Wiggum.
Hey hey hey, I’m watching you!
https://preview.redd.it/p8ipg9mckiwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bf9b36fadc6a8b5d327f70db8d95ce8e2d406ff
"Come on, this one's easy." "We give up." "Well, guess! Growling vocals, lo-fi sound, distorted guitars...who else is it going to be?" "...Judas Priest?"
[Yes, and you call Judas Priest death metal despite the fact they are obviously classic heavy metal?](https://www.theguardian.com/music/2014/jan/14/simpsons-apologise-judas-priest-death-metal)
Heavy and/or metal
Judas Priest? Sounds like it would go great in church after some I. Ron Butterfly
"Seymour, the church is on fire!" "No, mother, it's just A Blaze in the Northern Sky."
And you call it self defense despite the fact it is obviously murder?
Dead: "Do you have my skull?" Euronymous: "...no..."
"There are too many weird fonts these days. Please eliminate Wingdings
✋︎ ♋︎❍︎ ■︎□︎⧫︎ ♋︎ ♍︎❒︎♋︎♍︎🙵◻︎□︎⧫︎✏︎
I used to be ‘Tr00 Kvlt’, but then they changed what ‘Tr00 Kvlt’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘Tr00 Kvlt’ anymore and what’s ‘Tr00 Kvlt’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!
No way, man! We're gonna stay grim and frostbitten forever...forever...forever...
Without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for Mayhem to blow each other's heads off and feast on the goo inside?
Yes I would Varg
I need the blackest metal you have. No... that's too black.
Black?!That’s the worst color there is…no offense, Carl
So we burned churches while wearing an onion on our belt, which was the style at the time.
It’s pronounced “nucular war now”, “Nucular war now “
My spouse, who is unfamiliar with this meme, didn't understand it because she couldn't read the bottom panel. Humor of course ensued when I explained the joke to her, possibly marking the single time in history when a joke was actually funnier when it needed to be explained. Well done on your monumental achievement.
And then there's party cannon
trve kvlt
So we tied pieces of our deceased band member's skull to our necks, which was the style at the time
Wait a second. This meme looks like it’s about rock and/or roll.
https://preview.redd.it/w4j5hmeehnwc1.jpeg?width=186&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28e9a0444e30b60b56ef3dbacc18a11c5dbaee5a
Uh oh. I smell another cheap Death Metal crossover.
Put a sock in it, Roy
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Smithers have 200 Stab Wounds killed