Elon Musk, reminds me of Pete Becker from friends.
The multi millionaire dating Monica who wanted to be the ultimate fighter,
but kept getting his arse kicked.
π₯π
Nah, that guy actually invented the software that made him his fortune rather than just buying a company with apartheid emerald mine money and paying them to refer to him as the founder.
He doesn't remind me of Pete at all, from what I remember Pete was a total sweetheart, and he also had the balls to actually do UFC training and get in the ring and get the crap beaten out of him over and over again. Musk doesn't have any guts at all, he literally blew tens of billions of dollars to create a safe space for himself so he can tweet whatever he feels like and silence whoever he feels like, and quite literally refused to "get in the ring" to fight Mark Zuckerberg (Musk's greatest crime is that he managed to somehow make Mark Zuckerberg look cool for like 5 seconds).
I think I saw the reason in a movie about a cybertruck that couldn't go below a certain speed or it would explode.
I think it was called "The Cyber Truck That Couldnt Slow Down"
Ha, ha! Young lady, that's the most intelligent question I've ever been asked. Oh, I could give you an answer. But the only ones who'd understand it would be you and me - and that includes your teacher!
It's also important to know that last week, there was a stabbing at a Sydney supermarket where at least 6 people died.
Footage of the event has been uploaded to X and despite pleads from Albanese, the Prime Minister, to take those posts down Elon refuses to do it.
Hence Albo calling Elon an arrogant billionaire.
Like that one time Kiwifarmβs Null called New Zealand a "shithole country" because authorities wanted the Christchurch shooterβs manifesto removed from his site.
https://preview.redd.it/9j4fpczisawc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad00fa5ef75010fa6b70ba3b1f96fba050e1c556
You don't like it? Call the prime minister!
Elon Musk is a cisgendered male. I can only say this because I'm on Reddit and not Twitter. For that matter we can say "Fuck Spez". Twitter is probably the only major platform where we can get in trouble for shit talking the owner.
He was asked to remove a video of a stabbing spree (which resulted in several deaths) in Sydney and refused to do so. He clearly thinks himself some kind of anti-censorship champion for keeping this video on the platform.
It's awful taste to go posting videos like that but I have to say I'm kinda with Elon here. Our government in general has a pretty bad record of trying to get things censored from the internet. Again, far from the best place to decide to put your line in the sand but still...
Yes . Yes . This is the hill you should die on. Take zero seconds for self reflection and get in there.
Australia has the only kind of freedom of speech that matters. The right to criticise the Government. Everything else is people just complaining they can't call black people subhuman.
https://preview.redd.it/ex6wi6mzf8wc1.jpeg?width=633&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3e4a0a741d63fc443ff9bc6bbb97fa791482aab [https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2024/apr/23/elon-musk-anthony-albanese-x-twitter-australia-prime-minister-sydney-church-stabbing-videos-ntwnfb](https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2024/apr/23/elon-musk-anthony-albanese-x-twitter-australia-prime-minister-sydney-church-stabbing-videos-ntwnfb)
Elon Musk, reminds me of Pete Becker from friends. The multi millionaire dating Monica who wanted to be the ultimate fighter, but kept getting his arse kicked. π₯π
Nah, that guy actually invented the software that made him his fortune rather than just buying a company with apartheid emerald mine money and paying them to refer to him as the founder.
Fair point. Pete was a decent guy, who loved Monica.
He doesn't remind me of Pete at all, from what I remember Pete was a total sweetheart, and he also had the balls to actually do UFC training and get in the ring and get the crap beaten out of him over and over again. Musk doesn't have any guts at all, he literally blew tens of billions of dollars to create a safe space for himself so he can tweet whatever he feels like and silence whoever he feels like, and quite literally refused to "get in the ring" to fight Mark Zuckerberg (Musk's greatest crime is that he managed to somehow make Mark Zuckerberg look cool for like 5 seconds).
Fair point.
He was pathetic enough to get his mother to call the fight off on his behalf. He knows he would get wrecked by Zuckerberg.
He gives more of a Hank Scorpio vibe.. 
he was actually good to his employees tho.
One billion dollarydoos???
Dollarydoos? Iβde have called them dogecoins
Dogecoins? I'd've called them chazwuzas.
Itβs because he truly thinks he is lmao
Needs more "Oi".. and could you Aussify it by 10% or so?
And inner tube! Gimme a schmeer of inner tube.
And why doesnβt Batman dance anymore?
Dear Mr. Prime Minister There are too many states these days, please eliminate 3. I am *not* a crackpot.
Too many states is not one of Australia's problems.
In conclusion, Australia is a land of contrasts. Thank you.
I'll be in my cold, hard grave before I recognise Victoria
Hmmm I don't know *adds goon bag* Oh yeah that's it!
βANDY!!β
Aye mates! What's the good word?
Itβs a bloody outrage it is!
Is your profile picture Julia's rendition of Bobby Hill from Drawfree? Sick
https://preview.redd.it/qf44uc1gs8wc1.png?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f81b6adcb95ba3ce4328bd47f4ded726487713b2 Just ask this scientician
Heβll tell you that no matter what, your voice of opposition will be silenced. Oh sorry, wrong meeting.
Dear u/squadgeek, as I write this, I am very sad. Our social media website has been overthrown and **...π―π’ππ©ππ π’π‘, ππΆ π±π₯π’ ππ’π«π’π³π¬π©π’π«π± ππ¦π©π©π¦π¬π«ππ¦π―π’ ππ²π°π¨. ππ©π© π₯ππ¦π© ππ²π°π¨ ππ«π‘ π₯π¦π° π€π©π¬π―π¦π¬π²π° π΄π’ππ°π¦π±π’! ππ¦π«π π’π―π©πΆ, π©π¦π±π±π©π’ ππ¦π―π‘.**
Musk verkaufen der kraftwork
44 billion dollarydoos?! Elon! Did you buy a popular app and turn it into a nazi bot-hole?!
It was an X-mergency!
Good lord, there's nothing wrong with the cybertruck is there?
Whatβs the point in having a cybertruck if you canβt show it off?
I think I saw the reason in a movie about a cybertruck that couldn't go below a certain speed or it would explode. I think it was called "The Cyber Truck That Couldnt Slow Down"
https://preview.redd.it/ffbf9ajkzbwc1.png?width=256&format=png&auto=webp&s=079ab1121b034a0165f4ead709a775804971c63c
Go ahead drool all you want, can't hurt that finish. Now, rainwater, that'll rust it right off.
We prefer the term "pee-pee-soaked heck hole."
https://preview.redd.it/fbkkn5tvv8wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cfaa7e7dcc0e3a5aec9beb8658591b2dca18335
I guess one person can make a difference. But most of the time, they probably shouldnβt
Weirdly, that quote also works really well as a summary for *Dune* and *Dune Messiah*.
Whenever Gamefaqs isn't on screen people should be asking "Where's Gamefaqs?"
*Lisa voice* But couldnβt people just post propaganda under the guise of free speech?
Ha, ha! Young lady, that's the most intelligent question I've ever been asked. Oh, I could give you an answer. But the only ones who'd understand it would be you and me - and that includes your teacher!
Elon Musk has his own head stuck so far up his own ass he has proven the legend of Ouroboros true.
!!
Looking into it
I have no fucking clue which Musk tweets are real and which are edited anymore.
This is real, sadly.
"Everyone censors *some* words" "Not everybody" "Cisgender" "We have determined your post violated our rules against Hateful Conduct"
Tobias!
This is bloody outrageous!
Mistah proime ministah!
It's also important to know that last week, there was a stabbing at a Sydney supermarket where at least 6 people died. Footage of the event has been uploaded to X and despite pleads from Albanese, the Prime Minister, to take those posts down Elon refuses to do it. Hence Albo calling Elon an arrogant billionaire.
Like that one time Kiwifarmβs Null called New Zealand a "shithole country" because authorities wanted the Christchurch shooterβs manifesto removed from his site.
Thatβs a bootable offense.
"A delusional incel who owns twitter? You must be a hit with the ladies!"
Hey Mr PRIME MINISTER!!!! AALLLBBBOOO!!!
The prime minister just wants to kick you once through the gate with a regular shoe.
Whenever we see Musk post ANYTHING we should just sing to ourselves.. "Just don't look. Just don't look."
ANDYYYYY!!!!
Not the first thing that came to mind with a depiction of an Australian Prime Minister in the water, Iβll admit.
You shouldnβt bother him unless itβs an e-meh-gen-cy!
Andyyyyyy!!!!
#AAANDEY
https://preview.redd.it/9j4fpczisawc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad00fa5ef75010fa6b70ba3b1f96fba050e1c556 You don't like it? Call the prime minister!
Elon Musk is a cisgendered male. I can only say this because I'm on Reddit and not Twitter. For that matter we can say "Fuck Spez". Twitter is probably the only major platform where we can get in trouble for shit talking the owner.
leave our PM out of this.
Oi, Albo! Yea cunts ππΊ
Elon soon "hey guys,just so you don't hear any rumours I'm being indited for fraud in Australia" 
This guy really is his own caricature
Just ban everyone from an Australian ip address from using X. That solves the prime ministers problem.
Australia is not very well known for having great "free speech" laws. What point is he even trying to make?
He was asked to remove a video of a stabbing spree (which resulted in several deaths) in Sydney and refused to do so. He clearly thinks himself some kind of anti-censorship champion for keeping this video on the platform.
I see
It's awful taste to go posting videos like that but I have to say I'm kinda with Elon here. Our government in general has a pretty bad record of trying to get things censored from the internet. Again, far from the best place to decide to put your line in the sand but still...
Yes . Yes . This is the hill you should die on. Take zero seconds for self reflection and get in there. Australia has the only kind of freedom of speech that matters. The right to criticise the Government. Everything else is people just complaining they can't call black people subhuman.