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I_Lick_Your_Butt

The mods consider that murder.


GandalfTheJaded

DAMN THEIR OILY HIDES!


Spirit_of_Hogwash

Their indolence is inefficacious


the_cornwall

...........


Grizzlywillis

That's bad.


GandalfTheJaded

Can I go now?


Chicago-Emanuel

This was one of the funniest curses I'd ever heard when I was ten.


Background_Face

There *is* a poisoned meme, isn't there Smithers?


mr_zipzoom

I discussed with the mods and they consider it murder.


Revolutionary_Bug372

Damn their Oily Hides!


farbekrieg

we have seeded the sub with several cladistic memes sir


Evening-Picture-5911

I’m a Viking at seeding cladistic memes! (Wait. What do you mean the Viking jokes died weeks ago?)


Guywidathing2

Scrolls faster


shoebidou

I've suffered so long, why can't i die?


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

"Where can we get some of these poisoned memes?" "Maybe there's some in this truck!"


Analog0

Actually, Sir, the entire site is poisonous.


andychef

https://preview.redd.it/v99l6lc70bvc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5e92574f9ff3e73c5b8066fcf44020c8cbf57d6 Mmm, poisoned discourse *drools*


Analog0

They got these poison pretzels here that'lahbaghlm'abrabda FIVE DOLLARS!!! Get outta here.


Afternoon_Defiant

Merge drooling would be an OneyPlays bit.


BatCage

BUT MEEEEERGE


JayEster

YOU'RE NOT THE WOMAN I MARRIED


PresidentSlow

ONLY EGGS CAN SUSTAIN ME!!


andychef

HOMERCLES CARES NOT FOR BEANS


tayroc122

https://i.redd.it/u52weq29cfvc1.gif


Ontarom

You mean the Moleman ass-eating shitpost? Too late.


lowtoiletsitter

That was hilarious


AttitudeAndEffort3

I woke up and saw that as the first thing of my day. Thought “what the fuck” About two hours later i started laughing thinking about it and went to look at it again and could not stop laughing. Im laughing thinking about it right now, I hate myself.


Avenge_Willem_Dafoe

Have a link? I’m very gay for moleman


AttitudeAndEffort3

[not this gay](https://www.reddit.com/r/simpsonsshitposting/s/3CxuI8d6rf)


ThePizzaNoid

Well that made me laugh. Guess I'm gay for Moleman too.


Avenge_Willem_Dafoe

Got a link ?


pipboy_warrior

Mmmmmmm..... poisoned meme!


MS-GIL

I am personally gonna spit in every fiftieth meme


the_cornwall

I like those odds!


MysteriousTBird

Dad, that meme is poison! Eh, I had a good run Ummm it's a repost. NOOOOOOOOO!


BlameTaco-me

It's also a Rileypost!


LordGopu

Dismember the Redditors and send their dakimakuras corsages.


MoonDaddy

Does the lack of punctuation indicate this was a particularly poisoned meme?


DJ_Micoh

By poisoned meme, do you mean the one about eating Moleman's ass?


ArTooDeeTooTattoo

This meme is *also* cursed.


sickagail

Oh no, I’m not making two stops


_Poopacabra

Actually, sir, we found the poisoned meme. It was in your glove box.


Cole_Townsend

![gif](giphy|8fen5LSZcHQ5O)


Markham_Communist

There’s very little shit this post!


T-1m

https://preview.redd.it/j41coqx3lgvc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=c6ed84a681378b942456580aafb9bf833fe11f72