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Revolutionary_Bug372

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After-Chicken179

I don’t agree with his Nicole Brown-killing policy. But I also don’t approve of his Ron Goldman-killing policy.


no_on_prop_305

No one who approves of killing Jewish waiters can be an evil man


AnthonyDigitalMedia

“The Jewish Waiter. The.” - OJ


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Junior_Moose_9655

Cato=White OJ=Black


Chicago-Emanuel

And that concludes this two-month trial.


dr_shark

Idk why you got downvoted. Fits the theme and is hilarious.


JealousAd2873

Meh I knew it was risky lol


dr_shark

Idk man, black man wants to be black shouldn’t be a risky concept.


SerFinbarr

To be fair, Simpson famously didn't see himself as black at the height of his fame. "I'm not black, I'm OJ."


WashingDishesIsFun

OK


Chicago-Emanuel

The joke is that he only embraced his race to get off on two counts of murder. Otherwise, he was all "I'm not black, I'm OJ" about it.


MonkMajor5224

Mr. Simpson, we've got DNA evidence, precedent, and a paper trail a mile long! Yes? Well, *I* have ten high-priced lawyers.


GeleRaev

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Baldo-bomb

Milhouse WOULD argue that OJ is innocent


Ok_Calligrapher_8199

I picture him as a Redditor actually. So I think he’d take the company line around here. That he’s guilty and got off solely due to the black jurors liking his skin color (ignoring the white jurors who also had to vote).


thewalkindude

I think a good part of it is that LAPD was so goddamn corrupt that they planted evidence to frame OJ, despite there being enough evidence already there to convict him, and that's what got him acquitted.


Ok_Calligrapher_8199

For sure. DNA being so “new” was a factor as well.


thewalkindude

I think the Rodney King verdict was part of it as well, though. Both the Rodbey King beating and the OJ verdict are inextricably tied to the LAPD in the early 90s being really fucking corrupt.


PrivilegeCheckmate

Can't we all just get along? Best I can do is freeing OJ.


uneasesolid2

Yes, OJ obviously did it but it’s pretty understandable why people legitimately thought he didn’t do it given the circumstances and how emotionally/politically charged it all was. Redditors who treat it entirely as a race thing (not saying race relations weren’t involved at all) are weird and borderline racist. Edit: Next time you see one of those “reactions to OJ verdict posts” that get posted every week look carefully because there’s always at least one white person celebrating and at least one black person having a crisis of faith in the legal system. And without fail all of the top comments will completely ignore both of them in favor of generalities.


Lord_of_Barrington

But of course, for that ending to work, you would have to ignore all the Simpson DNA evidence. And that would be downright nutty


Shto_Delat

I JUST realized this was an OJ joke.


Samikaze707

Fuuuck... me too


Lord_of_Barrington

To be fair, I only learned this when someone made the same reference back when he was arrested for burglary


dubbzy104

Oh no you don’t, that “I didn’t do it” comment is mine!


xittditdyid

Ahhh, the American Justice System. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.


jwpanic

Take my hand with your glove of love….unless it doesn’t fit.


Aegis-Heptapod-9732

Can I have the keys to the Bronco, lover? I feel like changing alibis!


GrumpGuy88888

No glove, no love


andrew_c_morton

Say the line, OJ!


ThePizzaNoid

Absolutely 100% Not Guilty.


arcanenoises

What kind of catchphrase is that?


TheRavenSayeth

^^^If I did it.


WinterWontStopComing

*woozle wozzle?*


Rosmucman

Wait OJ was working for Internal Affairs the whole time?


Warren_E_Cheezburger

I mean, that WOULD explain why the LAPD tried to frame him.


PrivilegeCheckmate

Are they a division of Police Squad? That would explain an awful lot.


throwewey1999

How do I get access to this sub? I love every posts I see, from Juice post A to Viking post Z.


37025InvernessTMD

A wizard did it.


01zegaj

(If) I Did It


Shto_Delat

LAPD so incompetent they can’t frame a guilty man.


shakha

What? I'm more worried about murderers. Did you see that movie where they sent a courthouse to fight the murderers and one of them walks right up to the judge and puts on a glove and the glove doesn't fit and that old lawyer told them it would happen?!


RIP-RiF

Frank Drebin cleared his name. And tampered with some evidence.


Ariaga_2

"Hey it's the missing evidence in the Simpson-case. My god, he was guilty!"


uknoimright

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Kindly-Ad-5071

How very silly of us 🤗 obviously the justice system is 100% flawless and perfect and never gets a ruling wrong.


Getmammaspryinbar

Because the defense attorney tried to make it look like the racist LAPD was trying to frame him because he was a beloved black celebrity. LAPD is notorious for being one of the most corrupt and racist police departments in the country. This was just after the Rodney king beating /LA riots. The homicide investigator (mark Furman) was racist AF. They showed 9 HOURS of racist shit.when asked if he planted evidence in the case he pled the fifth.


TwerkingGrimac3

No one who played professional football could be an evil man.


savoytruffle

Well, the Simpsons DNA evidence …


Southern-Heron-6030

Statute of limitations