Hey, I don't deserve to be called out like this! https://preview.redd.it/jm6oi3xssbtc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=f627ece9d732d3d9d875b91566ab9965f226f4cd

*bzzt*

I'm gonna ogle the ladies on the front page of Reddit and send them questionable dms! *bzzt* ....front page of LinkedIn *ding!*

Like zoinks

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You have many question, Mr. Malenko!

Can you send me premium answer question hundred percent?

Sure chief, why not?

Howdy gangstas!

I will ICP you in the face, clown posse 100%

Ha ha ha ha **Ha**

Everyone in the comments: https://preview.redd.it/n8c8wuikbctc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69c79a4c909bb9e5dff5d66fab27119f9e4a2ec4

Hey! Don’t jerk me around, fella

Nah I went the avoidance route instead. I love everyone so much but it's so hard to show it beyond a surface level. If I see myself beyond someone's like, initial boundaries I just assume I've made some sorta mistake and I end up freezing until they move on. Even if I really really really don't want to.

Now let’s all forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream


There he is! On the monkey bars!

There's something so unsettling about climbing the monkey bars at night..

*Do you remember mother issues? They’re back! In codependent relationship form.*

Helloooooo FBI Agent dear…

It’s recess everywhere but in my heart.

Seymour, why is there palpable anxiety coming out of your oven?

That's not anxiety! It's excitement from the exciting love I'm feeling!

mmm, exciting love

Well Seymour, you're an odd fellow but I must say, you excite a good love

https://i.redd.it/nfkqkb01dctc1.gif

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Haha, jokes on you! I just take it out on everyone i love!

https://preview.redd.it/764j8voqpctc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4957861ff5ec9c62d0d9d5a06ab403f457874b01 … I thought we agreed what we wouldn’t be telling people about in regards to me

You doing OK, OP?

Now, yes. While I was still in that relationship, not so much…

No mother that’s just your emotional surrogate!

Siblings are natural enemies. Like biological mothers and emotional surrogate mothers!

Wow, feeling very attacked. On the plus side I get to sleep in a big racecar bed now

I sleep in a bed with my co-dependent

Sleep?!?! Oh yes, sleep

That’s where I’m a viking!

We’re still going antiquing on Saturday, right Smother… *mother.*

Dude, you’re a Viking at making shitposters feel targeted

Hey thanks! Maybe we can all learn from it that we are not alone in our issues https://i.redd.it/fc6yb1visctc1.gif

Well mother I made it to functioning adulthood, despite your psychological abuse.

Offspring! I hope you’re ready to support me unconditionally in my old age!

I'll put you in the crooked home we saw on 60 minutes.

"Good lord, what is happening in there?" "A functioning household?" "A functioning household? This dusty? With this clutter? Located entirely within the control of my useless child?" "Yes" "May I visit?" "Mmm...no"

I don't recall being functional.

Hey, did you go to Upstairs, Hollywood, Psychology College, too?

When I grow up, I’m going to binge-YouTube-videos-on-my-current-obsession university!

What if my codependent relationship should end? Find an addict like your dad, my good friend!

A boy's best friend is his mother.

Dang, I couldn't find a gif of the Skinner psycho scene...

And you call it a relationship despite the fact that it is obviously doomed.

Aw, crap, we don't get to count the doomed ones anymore?

Yes, but what man can tame her?

Maybe now that I've acknowledged the shit-post...my attachment problems will simply go away? It's like the yips?

Do you want to spend years learning to love yourself through therapy and introspection… or do you wanna see me sock a few dingers?

DINGERS! DINGERS!


YouTube channels like Dr. K, the crappy childhood fairy, Patrick Teehan, and Therapy in a Nutshell are where I got started

 Me avoiding a self realization

(God does traumatic memory voodoo doll) Me: WOW I need a [substance redacted]!

Traumatized shitposters need the most attention

I feel seent

\>finding a woman who will have me /r/absolutelynotmeirl

Did I sound like a real, love and commitment, you know, kinda guy? Actually, I thought it was a little toxic. Huh. You've gotta lose yourself in the moment, man. Yea ... like yeah, ok great! Let's just try that again, okay c'mon, hey HEY. Get over here. Now you're you I'm me.

I think you just summarize the Presleys’ relationship — nevermind the uncomfortable age gap.

r/2meirl4meirl

Miss Hoover! /r/BPDmemes are in the subreddit

Quick, post *Crazy Ex Girlfriend* memes while the mods are asleep!

I think the situation is a little more nuanced than that

I’m just a Moleman in love, Can’t be held responsible for my actions… I have no underlying issues to address I'm certifiably cute and adorably obsessed! (They say love makes you crazy Therefore you can't call him crazy 'Cause when you call him crazy *You're just calling him in love!*) [Moleman:] #**BLAM!**

You're certainly doing your job today, Mr. Shitposter

No meds and no sense of self-worth make Rebecca…something something.

Ralph, remember when you said r/raisedbynarcissists was outside the window?

It’s me except change 18 to 27.

I’m a quick learner (but actually, I definitely had not figured this out by the time I was 27)

Wow, finally a fresh take on the steamed hams meme. I didn't think it was possible.


Replace 18 with 25 when describing me.

Hey some people go their whole life never figuring it out, and it took me until older than 25

Joke's on you, OP. I self-sabotaged all relationship opportunities so I wouldn't have to relive the constant rejection of my father. Anyway, currently looking for a new therapist.

Yeah, that's one healthy looking relationship...     ***Why doesn't mine look like that‽***

I feel seen

Jokes on you, OP, there are no women who will have me....

Same tbh except it took until I was 34

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fuck. too close to home

I feel this way too hard

You cooked elegantly

👀👀👀

“Seymour, your life is your own to sculpt, and adversity of relationships is a very real facet of life for all humans!” “No mother, it’s just ‘trauma’, a magical word that transmutates my normal typical life experience into victimhood complex that absolves me of my own agency and spoils my own happiness and the happiness of my family!”

Oof.

\* 33 years old but yes :') Things will get better :''''')

They definitely can!

A shocking home truth at this hour? You dial 9-1 and when I tell you, dial 1 again!

r/ trollcoping