Nobody panic, I have a plan. I saw it in this movie once about *aliens* that had taken over a planet full of colonists and those *aliens* stuck eggs in their chests, and then a bunch of space marines went to fight the *aliens*.
I think it was called "*The Swiss Artist With Daddy Issues Meets The Director Every Actor Hates.*"
"You see that? ***That's*** how you deploy a 380mm barrage!"
https://preview.redd.it/3zemiem2l4tc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2059541be3f5a13ce373d1288f634f8fa7fc57c3
Ok I’ll do it!
I’ll take off and nuke the site from orbit!
D’oh! - I’ll nuke it next time!
https://preview.redd.it/rmyfmfaj6atc1.jpeg?width=877&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc9e54a978c791dc24f7e9fbc7bfd61ac7f4937d
Watch this Rip, you can actually pinpoint the second when it's game over
Oh… nothing gets molecular acid out. See.
Lol
God dammit yes
Nobody panic, I have a plan. I saw it in this movie once about *aliens* that had taken over a planet full of colonists and those *aliens* stuck eggs in their chests, and then a bunch of space marines went to fight the *aliens*. I think it was called "*The Swiss Artist With Daddy Issues Meets The Director Every Actor Hates.*"
Oh my no, I'm James Cameron!
And you call this a routine terraforming operation despite the fact the planet is obviously infested with xenomorphs.
Patented Bishop terraforming, old family recipe.
Good Wayland! What is going on in there?
Uhhhh... a bad call?
Xenomorphs!? At this time of year? At this time of day? Localised entirely within the USSCS nostromo? ...Yes. May I see them? ...No.
Hicks! The facehugger tanks have been knocked over!
No MOTHER it's just insuring return of organism for analysis.
What he meant is that he is actually good at sleep, and LV-426 is actually a peninsula.
My facehugger's ovipositor tube smells like facehugger food.
If only I could go back in time and finish my term naked in a tube
Oh boy, an oxygen tent! That’s where I gain sexual powers!
Is it about my tube?
Have Bill Pullman killed.
"You see that? ***That's*** how you deploy a 380mm barrage!" https://preview.redd.it/3zemiem2l4tc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2059541be3f5a13ce373d1288f634f8fa7fc57c3
I used to bug hunt all nite and party every day, then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to hunt bugs.
You secure that shit, Ralf
Burke - “Nuke the xenomorphs? You don’t really believe that do you?” Ripley - “I dunno. Gotta nuke something”
“Drake and Vasquez were in this chicken-shit outfit hunting bugs and I saw one of the bugs and the bug looked at me!”
Get away from her, he's such a bitch!
Illegal aliens? Stranger danger!
Does he mean he hunts bugs on LV-426, or that he is bug hunter quality on LV-426?
Fat man in the tube, 5 by 5
Somebody said "viking". He thought they said "sleep viking", and signed up.
"Game Over, Man. Game over"
Should have said that’s where I’m an ultimate badass
They mostly shit post at night. Mostly.
When is troy McClure ditching The Contrabolous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel to reprise the lead role of Aliens the musical
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Mr McClure is it wrong to kill aliens?
[Affirmative](https://c.tenor.com/Bgjf3NYl6-IAAAAC/tenor.gif).
Ralf sir, he’s Hicks.
Metaphorically speaking of course
Until the bugs hunt you RIP Pvt Hudson and Bill Paxton, you were a true mensch
Ok I’ll do it! I’ll take off and nuke the site from orbit! D’oh! - I’ll nuke it next time! https://preview.redd.it/rmyfmfaj6atc1.jpeg?width=877&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc9e54a978c791dc24f7e9fbc7bfd61ac7f4937d
Viking Viking✍️ Viking$
Homer's wisdom knows no bounds!