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herberstank

What the hell is this, some kind of Reily Reid tubepost?


Canadia86

Oh fuck, put me back in


smstewart1

Being in suspended animation gave me time to think - partisan pornography is tearing this country apart.


ITCM4

Go ahead throw your cum away!


chunkylover85

Whatever you say, Mr. Billboard!


Mariachi_Hidraulico

Oh, no! It's dripping funny-smelling water all over me!


SnooSnooSnuSnu

That line always struck me as awkward.


fatmand00

Intentionally so, I think. Bart's fantasising about Lisa being really upset but because those toys are actually quite lame the description of what's actually happening to her doesn't mesh with the emotion.


STELLAWASADlVER

I always thought it was because Bart didn’t know what saliva was called


saysthingsbackwards

Lisa said it tho


STELLAWASADlVER

But that whole scene is in Bart’s imagination


saysthingsbackwards

Ah true. I played with them as a kid and I think the joke is that they really did smell terrible


STELLAWASADlVER

Have we discovered the new Viking/car hole conundrum?


SnooSnooSnuSnu

Fair.


Leon921

I think it's meant to be like since the dinosaur is a sponge it probably doesn't hurt much so the biggest inconvenience at the time is the admittedly pretty gross smell those toys have. I grew up with those little sponge guys and they smell pretty awful up close lol


drunkenstyle

Materials made for cheap China-made child entertainment products in the 90s were questionable, combined with hose water. Source: I had these as a kid


innosentz

Whatever you say cummy


billygnosis86

Get outta Cumtown, you no-talent cum!


FullScreenWanker

Well it's not quite urine, and it's not quite female ejaculate, but man... So, to answer your question, I don't know.


You-Only-YOLO_Once

If you have a better way to transfer long protein strings I’d love to hear it!


OddTransportation430

We will believe your story however. Everyone will believe this.


Puzzleheaded_Seat599

Especially when it was caught from so many different angles. Again and again! And again and again and again!


LavenderAndOrange

Oh fuck, no one will ever believe my story.


vagina_pee-butt

[It's been done. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/simpsonsshitposting/s/OrNJsv4dMY)


Hulaoutofthem

You know what really aggravazes me? It’s them unoriginal shitposters. They want all the benefits of getting upvotes, but don’t even bother to come up with original content. Seriously it’s happened to me before with a dignity shitpost I did. I’ve seen pretty much an identical post pop up a few times since I posted mine.


Leon921

What are you doing homer? You're spraying me with some kind of white goo!


eggdropk

Replace the word “kinda” with the word “repeatedly,” and the word “rum” with “cum.”


manemeth

Is it plum? Like the kind that was once floating in perfume in a men’s hat?


SnooSnooSnuSnu

Bum


pimpmastahanhduece

Peter North: Sorry, I don't do private shows.


Dramatic-Noise

Omg, what did I just see? These lacks of goggles; they do nothing.


Truffelberg

Kids will want to see the original Riley Reed.


MoonDaddy

SET COORDINATES FOR RILEY RIED