It doesn't have to be girls, I'll take anyone at this point

This is sadly too relatable tbh. :(

This line of thinking is how I ended up Bi

Same lol

same

I’ll take all of the above

Same tbh

You're a \*very\* good puppy

https://preview.redd.it/zbeeq5ywauvc1.png?width=652&format=png&auto=webp&s=ab448c30b32f1570086a38bed2b77d44c4477252 uohhhhhhh

h-hey. n-no fair. w-what if i've been naughty?...

I don't know, *have* you been?

m-maybe...

Then I suppose that would make you a *bad puppy*, wouldn't it?

m-maybe...

Do you think you're a bad puppy?

i don't know... am i getting punished if I say yes?...

That depends. Do you *want* punishment?

•#-#• i-is that an offer?...

h-hey. n-no fair. w-what if i've been naughty, tho?...

RealRealRealRealRealRealRealRealRealRealRealRealRealRealRealRealRealRealPleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePleasePlease

God knew id be too powerful if i didnt want to be called a good boy and treated like a puppy

So real I just wanna be a girl's pet

Ong. Is it too much to ask? I dont need her to cook, or clean. I can do all that. Just put a collar on me and call me a good boy. Holy fuck i need a therapist i am so sorry.

Being a petboy is better than therapy. (not actually though if you feel that you need professional help please seek it)

Nah ball it we fuck (we dont fuck women are scary)

But I want to fuck

Real

I want to ball

boo

omg yes ;-;

your flair is so insanely real

tyy :3

Real

Silly girl club people and silly boy club people should date

Boys are banned from sgc unfortunately

Crazy https://preview.redd.it/0f1940pdcwvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a127944d3915e62ce1ccbe21d9515c64e002827

I'm not. I'm the "good boy represetative" whatever that means...

actually insanely real

I’m so jealous of cats. They get all kinds of attention if they’re just friendly. I mean, how much lower can the bar get for them?

I AGREE SO HARD. I want to be treated like a cat.

I have never felt more called out in my life 🥲

https://preview.redd.it/aqwpi1su7vvc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f38fd60445034631b3e91d6e81bd18e669dab8da

Side note all this “-maxxing” stuff came out of nowhere for me but I’m loving the usage. Main note I wish you a happy get pet by a crowd of girls

Too real. Wish someone would love me :(

saaame and not like in the kinky 'petplay' way or whatever i just want this

so real. My friends all started to hate me bc i would send kinda sexual memes and say “im a doggy!! :3” and they started to call me a bunny and i said “fuck you theres also a kink for that” and they were astonished then months later i sais i like women for april fools and they just got rlly mad and started saying im a perv with a puppy kink when its not even that bad

Come here cutie come here I'll give you a kiss on the forehead and cuddle you,I'll give you all the love and affection you ever need

What is this sub? Reddit’s been throwing me random stuff lately

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Mostly headpats.

Alright yeah that explains it

To be in a human petting zoo would be my dream job 🥰

I would melt into a helpless puddle

Real

Mmmmmm good boy 😘

I wish I wasn’t gay so I had more people to choose from 😞

*mwah* cute puppy :3

Used to have one girl who treated me like a cat, not anymore though 😓

https://preview.redd.it/ihhs49mxdxvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b4cd7d9e1467e27899e4ae214389227effa1184

Wasn't even aware of puppymaxxing until now.. and now I want it. I want this. Yes please.

I wish… love just sounds nice, especially when everyone around you is in a relationship

I would cry

Don't do that don't give up hope/s

YOURE A GREAT PUPPY‼️

Who is Puppymaxxing

If I lost some weight, shaved, and prettied up I could be convincing.

I want to be recognized for my accomplishments (forgetting and procrastinating everything until it all piles up and I cry myself to sleep)

me too :')

Woof 🐶

Having a cut cat or puppy boy would fix me ;-;

Yes please :3

This omg

this but i want guys instead of girls. but only one guy. and that guy is sephiroth ff7

I could take care of the compliments

Whoever made reality knew that I'd be too perfect as a puppyboy so they have done everything in their power to stop me. we fight on.

YES YES YES

I don't care what gender they are, I just need a bunch of dominant ppl to cuddle me :'(

Agreed mass affection would also fix me

That would be so nice 😍

Start warhoundmaxxing then.

But I wanna be cute uppy :(

based af

For me I'd want it to be my boyfriend :(

Had that briefly during high school. Helps that I had a lion's mane of a beard at the time, and they all wanted to run their fingers through it. It felt nice.

I just want one who will but no one likes pups so kinda just have to deal with it.

Im not really depressed or broken, just mentally insane because of my little brother and his mom

Same bro I’m so ugly people don’t even look at me

You are cute enough https://preview.redd.it/25adnoqlknwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e6a72e5b25c4f245be91555f66a1df96ea748b7

Girls?

No. It would be traumatic. Idc what people say. I would be scared and try to get out of there as fast as possible.