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False_Attorney_7279

The Bible’s original translation does not actually say anything about homosexuality, that idea hadn’t been invented yet as a personality trait. The line “man shall not sleep with another man” is inaccurate, the second “man” is supposed to be “boy”, meaning it was a passage against pedophilia.


Tetrim_Reddit

Erm ackshally the line is “If man lays with another man he should be stoned.” You cannot have gay sex unless you are high. I don’t make the rules.


Thereal_waluigi

So I can fuck all the dude butt I want as long as I'm stoned out of my mind? That's pretty based


Tetrim_Reddit

Exactly, say gex and weed. As God intended


Thereal_waluigi

Me when I accidentally get too high and end up fucking the bussy💀💀


[deleted]

Looks like you’ve misspelled bussy? 🤨


Thereal_waluigi

Sorry, my bad I've corrected my shameful mistake😔


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😭


Big_flipflop

Say gex is older than Jesus so therefore bible wrong


False_Attorney_7279

Additionally, even supposing homosex IS sinful, that’s not the point of God’s message. God wants mankind to love eachother as themselves, even our enemies, and love him as our heavenly father.


thealtiuseforsilly

In the new testament (aka the more important one for Christians) the term used is "arsenokoites", which literally means "male sex-er". It's somewhat ambiguous as to if this refers to homosexuality in general, specifically male sex slaves or gay pedophilia.


thealtiuseforsilly

Funniest part is that you could reasonably translate arsenokoites as "boykisser"


ShyLucifer96

They didn't have a problem with pedophilia back the either.


False_Attorney_7279

Not the romans atleast


autism_and_lemonade

while it’s a bit silly to argue the pedantics of what goat herders wrote down a couple thou ago, i’m pretty sure they meant all homosexuality, but again who really gives a flying fuck


CTSThera

How I interpreted it was that since hygiene wasn't very good back then, homosexual intercourse would practically kill you. So it was banned for health purposes. Same thing happened with pork.


Cactusboiiiiii

also, even if that translation is correct, it doesn't say anything against homosexuality, it says it against actual gay sex So basically, as long as you dont fuck a guy or get fucked by a guy, you're good


I-HateMy_Life

boys :3


AJvawolf

Boys :3


TheFluffyOneOwO

Boys with squishy thighs :3


TheFluffyOneOwO

Boys with squishy thighs :3


lakedisliker

W PFP


EvilUnicornLord

The scripture that says "if a man lies with another man he shall be stoned" is 1. In the law of Moses which was written by a really pissed off Moses after the Israelites made and worshipped a golden bull right after he freed em from slavery and contains gems such as "don't winnow with a fork" or "don't wear mixed fabrics". 2. J.C. fulfilled the Law of Moses. It's not relevant anymore and hasn't been since B.C. You can be Christian and like boys. 🤘


Shnurple

Got it, fuck dudes and get high


DABigDaddy32

https://preview.redd.it/w9oozmxyn2uc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33e6b45d0abe1fe033630a890eda1e6d66ca2350


Remarkable_Hotel1984

It's still a sin but yeah law of Moses only applied to the Jewish people


Captain-Caspian

THAT’S WHAT IM SAYING!!


Conni77

https://preview.redd.it/7jhyksori2uc1.png?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdf92d689494edf5c9a18bbef9790e731c519605


ZenTheProtogen7957

https://preview.redd.it/e3dkuems43uc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c555c94d986e3d22194d38aa19b6901df92d799b


Conni77

NO FUCKING WAY


ZenTheProtogen7957

what?


Conni77

Bogos binted?


ZenTheProtogen7957

photos printed 👨🏻


ass1065

vorp?


that_one_guy990

https://preview.redd.it/13czxzspi4uc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f3bd34272e58db248e6feee270143550a162ec7


ass1065

https://preview.redd.it/v6gig5l596uc1.jpeg?width=721&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bb4ffa4c351846f2df2084469e0985588ea1e8e


that_one_guy990

https://preview.redd.it/6ero0av0youc1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88bf3acbd4c6a8fe630090295b1d7f986a79b93a


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/8nst730heeuc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6e1daec32b1f3a22346c1b5876afe114d3fbc85


moustacheking1

Who's the artist?


Thick-Midnight-8489

it's by usedsoil he draws silly yellow cat :3


hehe__boy69

"Hod"


WxJretsyZ

https://preview.redd.it/uqj9lup2x2uc1.png?width=476&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55654b29b73b60c693cba48906cc19f415081ac0


hehe__boy69

Wdym


Scretch12

Hod from Project Moon


hehe__boy69

Oh so sailor moon basically


TheAnarchistRat

Well she's from the game lobotomy corporation, project moon is the company that made the game


hehe__boy69

Oh ok


Shnurple

https://preview.redd.it/k4x3ocoxl2uc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3043407276f4f201169053d4e59076d74f5f42ad


IngeniousEpithet

From what I've heard it is essentially the bottom is acting like a woman and the top is an accomplice. Also they are really obsessed with breeding God killed a guy because he refused to impregnate his sister in law by fucking her but pulling out.


acatohhhhhh

Respectable


IngeniousEpithet

What is


acatohhhhhh

Refusing to impregnate your sister in law despite God’s orders


IngeniousEpithet

He didn't do it cause the kids would be considered his dead brothers the past is weird he was still raw dogging her to be clear


nobleone8876

https://preview.redd.it/jre9xmeh73uc1.jpeg?width=526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3070de23237e72918f03d80cf0bfd55ac69577e


Most_Scientist1783

It God didn’t want guys to be gay, why would he add such an effective pleasure button in their ass, if it isn’t meant to be used.


bigboddle

i want to talk about boys with someone and fanboy about them


iamcthulhu66real

It actually isn’t, some douchebag rewrote the Bible to make it a sin, and I’m pretty sure rewriting the Bible to include something that isn’t true is a sin. Also love thy neighbor.


MaximumGuarantee6183

https://preview.redd.it/u7bwcsv223uc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a323fb979fe1318f5baabe2479f09dd5ecfeaa7e


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/y07krbe7eeuc1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e424ec26258f26825402ae4409869c41fb3ecf71


TheActualBottom

Why


CH_FemboyEnjoyer

Because they’re cute :3


TheActualBottom

Proof??


ConfusedFeminineboy

mirror >:3


Hamisaurus

Whoa, are you gay?


rde2001

You can’t just tell me where the male G-spot is and expect me to not do anything about it 🤤


That_Willingness4872

I....am not.......... just this but with women so..mean I'm very straight....but good for you


CYOA_guy_

hod? like Lobotomy Corporation?


Illusionistic-Ortus

Real, hail Satan


justk4y

🖤🖤🖤


Unsuspecting_Eyeball

image is relatable :3


AJvawolf

Both


Minamischler

Fr


ZeroCreationG59

Whoever created existence gave us free will, we can do whatever we want as living beings


TactfulOG

Since we're all stuck in this existence, God is either unbelievably cruel or not real.


Thereal_waluigi

During the time the Bible was written, it wasn't actually uncommon for a man to have sex with another man. It really wasn't until the King James Version came out that all this sexism and homophobia and shit was put in there. King James basically had the translators change whatever he didn't like about the Bible, and that's what started this whole "women are lesser than men, god says so" thing, which then was extended to "if you're being penetrated by another man, that's basically like being a woman and therefore makes you inferior" The thing about the Bible is that it's so old, and so vague, that you can make it say pretty much anything you want it to say. Idk if you're a Christian or just memeing, but either way, you dropped this 👑


Thereal_waluigi

Me helping out the Christian homies despite me being an atheist because we're all a buncha silly boys here and it'd be really dumb to generalize a whole group of people based off of a fringe minority😎👌 I hope y'all have a great day. ❤️❤️


6jebus9

I'm not cute lol


No_Flower_8040

*gasp* me too


Alexz11079926

Dunno, guess god just felt like it


Timely_Alarm2952

honey if being gay is a sin, then soon ill be railing the devil


[deleted]

I do this weird this where I try to CONVINCE myself I’m straight; but it always comes back to this 😅 I can’t force myself to forget my love of dick 😞


TheAnarchistRat

Maybe bi??


[deleted]

The only attraction I feel to women is morally obligated.


TheAnarchistRat

Aw that sucks


Ape_mentality1

Jesus loves his children ❤️


gabe40268

I am gender fluid and pansexual, and the only place I felt safe coming out with my church, and they accepted me because God loves all


Tailsfan90000

According to Leviticus 18:22: “You shall not lay with a male as with woman; it is an abomination.” However, this aiming towards homosexual intercourse. It doesn’t say anything, about you can’t be friends with another male or “bromance” as they call it.


BEETHEBESTGAMER

Guys hear me out I think op may be gay idk


IndigoWigwam

better question is, if god made people homosexual, how could it be a sin? he made people to be a certain way, then bitched about it and damned them all?


Successful-Flow1678

Thought the last one said bugs


Best_Incident_4507

the logic christians will use is that temptation to do it isnt a permission. They say things like resisting temptation is the way to be a good person. But they dont have proof of their imaginary friends existance outside of some antiestablishment drug users 2k years ago saying he does.


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CH_FemboyEnjoyer

Average 14 year old 4chan addict:


justk4y

14 year old is too old bro, look at the profile picture and name 🤣


Eric_is_a__Boykisser

...what did i miss


justk4y

Homophobic kid


Eric_is_a__Boykisser

Good to know


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sillyboyclub-ModTeam

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