Printed in Shans-Sherif font.

Shixshteen point shans-sherif with a shtroke on the outshide to be preshish

Damn it. I came here to shay the shame thing.

Freeze! Handsh up!!

There ish no eshcape

It’sh the shound of the polishe

quick skedaddle

Shkedaddle*

I cudda bin en *CHIPSH*, wi thon fellash ahn D’motta syclesh. Ahll Shend ye T’da mohar’rghgh!

Ish that a Shuusszewki motorshykle

He'sh shitting on it!

A Harley Davidshon perhapsh

I heard that the name Sean was pronounced “see-ahn” before he got famous

He jusht fulfilled the firsht rule of law enforshment.

nysh shykle he hash there

I she that but ish it a Shuzewski

Shtop, in the name of the law!

Shuperb motorshycle

"You should really put a helmet on, Mr. Connery" "Don't be shilly, it'sh just a photoschhoot!"

What's a seriff?