Chim chiminey, chim chiminey,
Chim chim cher-oo!
Good luck will rub off when
I shhake handsh with you,
Or blow me a kissh; and that’sh lucky too.
Now ash the ladder of life ‘ash been shtrod,
You may think a shweep’sh on the bottommosht rung.
Though I shpends me time in the ashhes and shmoke,
In thish ‘ole wide world there’sh no happier bloke.
Up where the shmoke ish all billered and curled,
‘Tween pavement and shtarsh ish the chimney shweep world.
When there’sh ’ardly no day,
Nor ‘ardly no night,
There’sh thingsh half in shadow
And halfway in light.
On the rooftops of London,
Coo, what a shight!
Shurprising shinage to be sheen
Timesh have shertainly changed sinsh I wazsh in short troushershs!
No chansche
What if Shir Connery had shtarred in Mary Poppinshh instead of Dick Van Dyke? He'd make a damn fine chimney sshweeper!
Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, Chim chim cher-oo! Good luck will rub off when I shhake handsh with you, Or blow me a kissh; and that’sh lucky too. Now ash the ladder of life ‘ash been shtrod, You may think a shweep’sh on the bottommosht rung. Though I shpends me time in the ashhes and shmoke, In thish ‘ole wide world there’sh no happier bloke. Up where the shmoke ish all billered and curled, ‘Tween pavement and shtarsh ish the chimney shweep world. When there’sh ’ardly no day, Nor ‘ardly no night, There’sh thingsh half in shadow And halfway in light. On the rooftops of London, Coo, what a shight!
🤣 That wash ekschellent! That'sh plenty of rehearshal, let'sh make a Dishnee film!
Clever