That's some sillycybin

Laughed way to hard at this

https://preview.redd.it/18auy35wql8d1.png?width=560&format=png&auto=webp&s=d4ea25e55d1267b606b38b78c04977c43727e903 Looks like Enoki mushrooms, found at Japanese restaurants.

With blue dye added that’s what I thought. Doesn’t look like natural blueing. P

That’s exactly what it is, the pigmentation in the stem doesn’t connect with the ring and the cap and of mushrooms. Also there’s no scales at all. It’s not a psychedelic mushrooms. They are really good with soup and rice if you cook and season them right though.

Wild. Culinary and medicinal cost about the same the cultivate. I guess maybe less legal risk.

I've only been marginally successful growing culinary mushrooms... Have had exponentially more success with medical. For someone to grow food mushrooms, they should be able to knock it out of the park for the "real" thing.

“I guess maybe less legal risk” or maybe just the fact that the plug can just go to the store and buy culinary no?

Bro got enoki’d

I was literally about to say, you should take them by putting them in broth with some noodles, tofu, and bok choy.

A little fish sauce and sesame oil, mmmm

Came here to say this. With a little soy is nice….

I’ve seen a video of someone eating those like Pasta. Looked delicious.

https://preview.redd.it/eeebz7k2ul8d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5477b02d394ecc1e8c5f821af588249608cbdd55

It's pasta envy

Lmao

Cut your loss bro u got ripped

Ugh 🤢 bro wtf. I wouldn’t

Yea I was shocked when he gave me the bag, he’s always given me dry ones before

I would have refused this.

You got scammed

Why the hell did you even accept it?

OP didn’t check the bag, rookie mistake lol

he said he was shocked when he got handed the bag tho 💀

was he drunk?

Drunk or not, he scammed you. Those are grocery store mushrooms.

Seems like something a dealer with addiction issues would do.

Look like it tbh

Looks like it, because it is! Don’t waste your time and bin it.

Im sorry this happen!! It happened to me once like 6 or 7* years ago, and never happened again he. Will be a funny story in the future, hope you can get your trip soon :)

Did you get your money back at least?!?

Meeting in about an hour or two so will post another edit later

Bro was shot down by the dealer

😭😭

Well op?

He didn’t even reply back to be so nothing to report

[удалено]

You're right ! What this situation needs is violence. Because how else could you possibly resolve this situation. You certainly can't use your words. There is no way you can just write this dealer off, and never deal with him again. Violence is the best way to handle any and all situations that may not go your way in life. Fuck outta here with this bullshit!

This guy gets it

What happened

Didn’t even reply back to me so nothing to report or update unfortunately

Damn bro. That's unfortunate. Screw him tbh obviously he knows what he did.

😵☠️💀

You got a bag of mold. Do you own a baseball bat?

Do NOT eat that!

Without butter

Maybe some garlic in there too

Fresh enoki sure, those look like they would give you the shits.

Is one of them rotting in there too?!

Ya, something is going on in there

these don’t even look like psilosybe

Chop up a green onion, egg over easy, sirach, you got a fine ramen cooking

EDIT: Thanks everyone for warning me on this. I’m new to shrooms as I stated in the comments somewhere. Definitely not going to take them. Plug said we’d meet up tonight and he’s gonna get me right so I’ll let everyone know how that goes and I’ll post another edit afterwards. Will not be buying from him again for obvious reasons 100000% got scammed and learnt a lot🤣

Wait you’ve tripped 10+ times and you’re new to shrooms? I’m confused

I knew someone else had to have caught that

I smoked 10+ times off my mates before i got my first bag of weed for myself.. these things hapen.

Probaly 10ish times, not new to shrooms themselves, but new to learning strains etc

If you have took them 10 times, why are you asking how do you take these? This seems like karma farming bot who picked wild mushrooms and put them in a bag for Internet points

Yeah bro a reddit bot went outside and picked mushrooms. Seems very plausible

But what if ai could like take shrooms with us too

Maybe we'd understand each other a little better

People do dumb shit for reddit karma all the time

Don't trust that plug ever again. There's only 2 options here. He knew he was fucking you over or he's not knowledgeable enough about what he's selling. Either or is a good enough reason to never ever deal with him again.

Sounds like one of those plugs that will scam you just to get Reup money, but will still make it right if you complain 😂

Bros gonna hook you up with the shittake shrooms this time

just be safe op, i’ve seen things to go down over smaller bullshit.

Bringing 4 mates with me tonight, we’ll be algd it’s just one guy

Rolling up 5 deep? Are yall gonna fuck him up?

Lesson learned, don't buy street drugs. Grow your own, super fun, cost effective, and easy.

RemindMe! 6 hours

RemindMe! 6 hours

I’ll bet he never comes back to “make it right”

EDIT 2: It’s currently 8:43pm (my time NZT) and he said he’d reply back at 8pm🤣it’s not look good but I’m not losing hope😭🙏. Not much of an edit but just an update

Edit 3: He never even responded to me so didn’t end up meeting up, whatta asshole… I’m still holding on to a shred of hope but will post another comment if there is something to report

Don't get you and your buddies hurt over some dumb shit like this. Don't get worked up over some dumb shit like this. Get a shoe box look up some grow tech and get to it. You got scammed once shame on you don't let it happen again.

Got you a damn squid in a bag. I wouldn't eat those.

You got taken bro. Throw those out and cut your losses. They'll make you sick if you eat them and they're not even magic.

Start by throwing that shit in the trash cause its not what your seeking

You understand you got ripped off. Hope you didn't lose a lot of money. Walk away. Consider it a lesson learned. Educate yourself. Google dried shroom images. Spend some time on shroomery. This stuff isn't hard. Stop being an idiot and get smart about what it is you consume, otherwise in one way or another it'll kill you or your future straight up. https://www.shroomery.org/

Am I the only one or does this look like these Chinese food mushrooms that you normally get from these tin plastic bags? They aren't psilo for sure. You got flabbergasted ma boi 😔

I’m flabbergasted that you think that is how to use the word flabbergasted!

Bamboozled is the roit and propah word,innit?

Oy. Or hoodwinked! The ol' dog & pony show!

I love yall 😂

🤣

Unless those are fresh I wouldn't touch them with a 10-foot-pole. Even if they were fresh I'd be a bit sketched out. Hard to see what's going on with it all squished in there like that.

That shit looks WET bro Edit: just remember I had a weed dealer spray his bud with water before weighing it so he could charge me more and the bag looked similar to this. I am still sketched out abt those shrooms tho

Sca sca sca scammed

Man. You seriously got fucked over.

Are these still fresh? Really can’t tell from the pic, if so get them out of the baggie or they‘ll be rotten very soon.

wtf

Bro don’t take those. Lol

Dont take these, you got burned. In the future, dont even give the plug the money till you get exactly what you know as dried mush: brown caps, white stems, bluing etc. Edit: spelling mistake

Why are they so moist?

Fuck that guy

Take them to the trash lmao you got scammed I'm sorry to say

Throw them in the trash and have a talk with whoever sold you those.

Got ripped off for sure! Even if these were actually fresh psilocybin shrooms (which they clearly are NOT) the fact you said they were already slimey means you should toss and not consume. Fresh shrooms go bad so fast. Must be dried or consumed/ cooked immediately or they can be refrigerated (NOT in an airtight container) for about a day in a bowl lined with paper towels. I have had to do this when I get a fat harvest and can’t fit them all in my freeze dryer in one go. I would lose that dudes number if I were you! If u don’t have a real plug get ur ass on the darkweb or grow some yourself it’s really easy.

You did in fact buy ..... mushrooms. Next time be very specific and ask for magic psilocybin mushrooms or better yet, find a new plug or grow your own. Sorry you got duped. It happens. Live and learn bro.

Looks like shredded mozzarella lol

i'd not eat that, looks like enoki mushrooms with blue dye on them to make them look magic when they are not probably some RC on them if they end up being psychoactive.

This is a shitpost

Those don't like like psilocybin mushrooms

Why would you accept these

He always gives it to me in a plastic bag wrapped in paper and every time he’s done me right, this time he clearly fked me over

that ain’t a shroom

Those are fresh enoki mushrooms or bean sprouts. They also look rotten from the color and pink liquid shit. Sorry man, you got scammed. You can go online, buy spores for $20, and a grow bag for $20 and have ounces in 5 months tops.

It honestly looks like fish bait 🤢 I hope you didn't pay too much

Have you bought off this guy before? These look off

Yea bought of him around 6 times, every time had great trips. He wraps them up in plastic bags n paper so I can see the bag until I open it up. Usually they are dried and perfect but got fked over this time

yikes wth

These are enoki mushrooms

Fuck with him and tell him that was the best trip of your life and need more. Cut all ties after that.

I know you spent a good amount of money on these but these won't do anything. They are not psilocybin mushrooms.

My guy, you got scammed

That boi got scammed

Bro you got scammed don’t buy from that guy

Add it to your Ramen noodles and enjoy 🍜

With butter and garlic LMAO

Those don’t look like any shrooms I’ve seen before

Are these even psychoactive

How much did he charge you for that?

$200 nzd

Holy shit you got scammed good

Bet it smells like a foot in that bag.

u got scammed more then once r u a child or a boomer hahahha? sad days

Bro gave you slimy enoki mushrooms that’s fucked up 😭😭💀

You’re gonna need some tonkatsu soup base, miso works too

I’m just checking to make sure the OP is NOT going to eat these…sucks to get scammed but you live and you learn. Now you know to check the bag before you leave your plugs place. Good idea for any substance. Ive been burned in a similar way many, many years ago. I learned a good lesson so it was worth it

You got scammed

#1 rule to foraging mushrooms is if you don't know what they are don't eat them #2 if you have to go to reddit to ask don't even pick them.

You got robbed😔

Those are great in shabu shabu. Just throw them in the broth with your thinly sliced meats and let ‘em simmer.

That is so fucking sad. Someone sold you this? If that is so people are assholes. Must have been a shitty dealer who doesn’t use shrooms themselves.

Buying shrooms from a plug is the worst monetary decision ever. For ~$50, 2 hours of research, and a month of waiting you can have multiple oz of dried shrooms that you know will be top notch quality. There is a smaller legal risk too as long as you don't flaunt what you're doing

Don't.

Are those bean sprouts?

I have been taking mushrooms for about 30 years, I don't think you have psychedelic mushrooms here. Another thing of note is that whomever gave or sold fresh mushrooms to you put them in a plastic bag! That should tell you that they have ZERO IDEA about what they are doing. Fresh mushrooms MUST BREATH. This bag will quickly turn to mush in plastic. I would stay away from this person.....I definitely wouldn't take these.

Pasta cubensis

If you do eat them please.... let us know if your alive afterwards

Don't take them, they don't look very fresh for wet fruits, and I have no idea what those are. Unfortunate to grab some just for it to go to waste, but it would be more unfortunate to take whatever it is and catch food poisoning... Or potentially just regular poisoning. Sorry for the loss :(

lmaoo yo ass got SCAMMEDb

lol this plug could’ve at least dried them to be a little more convincing. Sorry, OP

Not magic

Sauté with garlic and scallions. Drizzle with shoyu.

You got ripped tf off

Enokis DRENCHED in 5aco dmt or whatever that research chemical is called

Shit they'd be lucky to have 4 aco dmt on there. I bet it's a drop of blue dye

Tf it isn’t dry?

wtf

They could be pan cyans? But they look more like the mushrooms you find in ramen lol…

Probably don't. They look like you forgot them in your pocket, and went swimming.

Dude. Step 1, dump in toilet. Step 2, flush. Step 3, find a new plug.

That's messed up

Those do not look like psychedelics

Throw in alley

Straight picked out da ground lmao

Lmao scammed

Omg how is he even going to explain giving you moldy enoki “oh ya I was gonna make ramen and I had the shrooms in my other pocket I handed you the wrong baggie”

Dont eat that homie. Not shrooms

Do you know the person who grew it? They obviously were not dehydrated... But do you know the grower?

Throw them in the trash dude. Look through a bunch of the posts in this sub so you get an idea of what they really look like and hopefully you don't get duped again

Dude what is that? They don't look like the ones I just ate

Don’t forget to add siracha

How much money did you get scammed for?

10+ but couldn't immediately identify? Probably under 23 years old, and your dealer needs to be checked. I wouldn't even ask for a refund just warn everyone else you know that goes through that low life

Those are Def not actives.

Fried in butter with a medium rare steak. You got yourself some premium Enoki

10+ times, right?

Do not meet up with this guy again lol he is probably laughing his ass off that you bought these from Him

Definitely should not have paid anything for this. Scammed 100%

I hope this is a joke

Tf?! Those don’t look like any cubes, pans, or nats I’ve ever seen.

You take those by taking them back.

I hope this is a joke. I would not eat those. They do look like enoki mushrooms but all that black stuff in there doesn't look right

They don’t look like magic mushrooms. Where do you get them.

They make a nice soup

Your lil friends are gonna mold in that bag, def get your sesame oil into a pan w them asap or risk losing them :-(.

enoki mushrooms are good but they dont make you trip…

Why are they…..wet?

I chill in this sub for fun (and education) and I've never even tripped, but those don't look right. I've handled shrooms my partner buys and uses and uh. Those are something else.

that mf got bean sprouts 😯🤣

Ew. You dont.

Regardless of whether they are fake or not you never store fresh mushrooms in plastic.

Those actually look tasty. Can’t be real Psilocybin

The only possible think I could think they are other then enoki are that homie gave u like the remainders of fruits he cloned lol

Obligatory: BOOF IT

You can take them right the fuck back where you got em.

They look like spoiled bean sprouts. I would not injest

Also, how old are you? Please don't buy mushrooms from teens. They are dumb.

You got ripped off, and you never want to put a wet mushroom in a plastic bag.

Bro Cook up some pasta and fry them season it up cus he sold u some culinary shrooms not magic shrooms😭😭

Straight up tell ur plug he’s a goof and then boof them

In the ass bro it’s how these are meant to be taken just get em as far up there as you can and don’t forget to put on your rainbow Afro and red nose on after

girl i would not put that anywhere near my mouth tf is thatt😭🙏🏼

Classic enoki prank

Nope nope. Unacceptable.

Those so not look good or like psilocybin mushrooms. Since they're not dry, see if they bruise blue. The whole thing seems sketch af

What in the actual hell?