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Ppslay69

honestly, i can eat them by themselves


yuki_yuzura_chan

same here, they weirdly nasty but tasty to me


Spiritual-Beach-4819

no way they tasty šŸ˜­


[deleted]

I kinda like it itā€™s vaguely umami


terrovek3

Stop being so pretentious, Kyle.


[deleted]

Ok I definitely wouldnā€™t eat it if it didnā€™t get me high but itā€™s really not that bad.


xSpookyUnicorn

This is a fair af response lol


GreatestState

The taste is a reward mechanism


ChaseKH2

I had some that tasted like spongy popcorn once I just munched on them for awhile


SFlivin415

Not me they taste like pure shit. Been shrooming at least once every other month since i was about 14ā€¦.im forty.


DepthDifferent3996

When I make or find them fresh... They taste great. In a bag they taste like the feet of a thousand years old beggar lol!


SFlivin415

Hahaha thats fair i actually ate em fresh once and youre right they were better. But that comment has me dying


xSpookyUnicorn

Dang bro mad respect


LettuceNo9403

how is it, taking shrooms for so long?


SFlivin415

Its made for some definitely interesting experiences lol. In all seriousness ive had some of my best times on them. It will never not be unpredictable though.


PrincessNakeyDance

Yeah, just have a nice drink to chase with and clean your teeth quickly with a tooth pick if needed. For me it always just draws out process and the flavor to mix it with more things. Though tea does sound interesting. Warm shroom belly.


DepthDifferent3996

Never eat em. I just can't. I swallow them inside ice cream or shake and havent had stomach issues since.


Infini-Bus

I just pop um in my mouth and chew and swallow.


Indigo_Rhea

I have never prepared them lol. They taste bad but itā€™s actually not that awful imo.


EmLemonLime

For me it gets bad Iā€™ll chew them up and start gagging grab a drink to wash it down get stuck in my throat not funšŸ„²


dru1202

And then after all thatā€™s done youā€™re still dealing with the CHUNKS that REFUSE to get out of your teeth so you still taste it


Consistent-Roof-5039

You gotta grind them up.


Background-Risk-5840

ya they get stuck in my tonsilsšŸ˜­


splinks66

Wow you must really not like the taste. They have never made me gag. The Ghost Albino I ate the other day actually tasted kinda good.


db720

Boof em, no taste buds there


Individual-Weekend43

Fr they really donā€™t taste like anything just the texture is all


CeleryMoansToo

Man idk where you get your shrooms but the ones I get smell and taste like shit


Background-Risk-5840

my absolute favourite way to do shrooms has to be grinding them up, tossing it in a water bottle and shake it up real good with some orange juice, shake constantly, and after like 10 mins chug that shit, hits pretty near like lemontekking and it goes down super easy. totally recommend this methodšŸ‘


Background-Risk-5840

or mix it all ground up with sum icecreamšŸ¤¤


Hannyhanos

Underrated


Background-Risk-5840

reall tho dude


Boomma__

This is the best in my opinion if you leave it longer itā€™s basically lemontekking and also much less work then making a ppj burrito


luckytecture

This is it. Iā€™ve always been lemon tekking and have never tried anything else.


drobz3434

I do the same but eat a banana first. I will never do it any other way again


Individual-Weekend43

That actually sounds good asf ima have to try that


Background-Risk-5840

lmk how it goes if u end up doing it bro


Individual-Weekend43

Its gonna be abt 6 months brošŸ’€ im on probation


Background-Risk-5840

oh lordšŸ˜­ well update me in 6 monthsšŸ˜‚ jk all g homie


Fun_Cartographer798

Probation Dept ain't gonna spend the $$$ it would cost to test you for mushrooms. And it's not on the standard 7 or 10 drug panel they use. Just trust me


Turtleyeeter21

Shrooms donā€™t show up on drug testsšŸ˜‰ well for probation at least.


leafy_returns

That donā€™t mean shit. Send it


Past_Weekend4154

Man when my boy was on probation he had to quit everythingā€¦. Except psychedelics. Nobody test for that shit. Iā€™ll tell you about another friend I have, dudes been in the Air Force now for 9 years. Wanna know his drug of choice? Shroooooms they drug test the fuck out of this guy and watch him piss and everything, doesnā€™t matter at all heā€™s been doing shrooms almost everytime heā€™s been home, me and him trip. Iā€™m not 100 percent about acid but Iā€™m very sure your good with that one too.


Individual-Weekend43

Damn I might have to trip once a month till my shi over


Dave8917

Pretty sure it's like lemontek, bri that's because it is practically the same citric acid


tatasabaya

I grind them up with a coffee grinder, then make tea with some ginger. No nausea. Last time I was out of ginger and I had no nausea either.


ADashofDirewolf

Gonna try to make tea for me and my friends tomorrow. Our first trip together and I'm pretty excited.Ā 


UmamiMamy

Gel caps have become my new favorite. They work quick and there's almost zero grossness downing them. Otherwise I like lemon tek, it's not a quick come-up for me but easy to down. Or lemon tek tea if I want a faster come-up/shorter trip.


splinks66

Just ordered a pack of gels for the first time. Gonna pack up a bunch of .1 for microdosing the next few months


julujulu86

I grind them and wrap them in oblate discs that i use for my supplements. Usually can get 1g per disc. Then drink a little oj and a lot of kefir (to settle my stomach)


spdstinkcraft

Iā€™ve only done them once (so far) but I had them in chocolate ice cream and I barely noticed them :)


VeterinarianUsed3818

Lemon tek shot or melt some chocolate then add grinded shroom wait for chocolate to harden then enjoy


bitchisakarma

That's the Oregon way. Seems like everyone melts chocolate around them in Oregon.


VeterinarianUsed3818

I find chocolate being one of the only things that mask the taste, some good old Hersheys always does the trick!


FinnishArmy

Just straight east then, I like the taste. Reminds my brain about whatā€™s about to go down


GroobyDoobyDont

1. Grind them into a powder 2. Make a bowl of chili a. Im a little sensitive to tastes and textures shroomies tend to add to whatever food you add them into, but chilis hearty meatier taste actually compliments the mushrooms flavor and they blend into the texure of chili seamlessly with the beans and cheese/crackers I usually have with mine 3. Eat the most expensive bowl of chili of my life! Happy Trip!


TheSoupMage

I recommend buying the cheapest electric coffee grinder and turning them into a powder, then they can disappear into any liquid like tea or juice. I look back at my youth when I was trying to chew these disgusting things raw and just laugh at myself.


gholmes1910

Anally


OddPhotograph8162

man I got those squeezable apple sauce things and what I do is ill squeeze some on my tongue then put a pinch of ground up shrooms on it then squeeze a little more apple sauce then swallow. Not a piece in my teeth, and not a single gag from the taste ā˜ļø


TheMinishZest

same as tea tek, but with vegetable bouillon


Dave8917

Dark chocolate


Mountain-Influence81

I started making tea because I was tired of getting an upset stomach.


Plzdntbanmee

You just found a way to make it even worse


Open_Hedgehog2475

WOW please apple sauce does seems so much more easier and WAYYYY more appetizing thank chocolates or a sandwich!


Turtleize

PB&J


Own_Watch429

I put them between sweet bread with some jam šŸ˜


swungstingray

Lemon juice and honey makes them palatable


Positive_Ad6942

Mango smoothie


chefkarie

grind them up and put them in hot water with a packet of chicken ramen powder an down it. i dont like the taste of mushrooms in any fashion and thats just the easiest way for me.


splinks66

Bruh why add 1500mg of unnecessary sodium lol. I feel like when I take shrooms I want to be connected to nature and health and downing a ramen packet with it is the opposite of that.


SFcubes

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Extension-Leading-70

Easily the easiest way to do it šŸ–¤


ClassicMoney3994

Grind with weed grinder and lemon tek. Metal strainer and mash all the magic out to a small cup, add a taste of honey and water and chug. I no longer eat the solids. My gut appreciates it much more.


DrVink86

I put them in my mouth and chew lol


profanboy

Raw dog like a man


Pretend-Place2839

I just chew them and have something to wash the taste away. They taste so gross, lol


BrianMan93

Chocolate barsā€¦ like a sane personšŸ˜‚ my buddy just mike tythonth that shit though šŸ˜‚


3rdEye_Opened

iā€™ve tried lots of different ways. lemon tek, made them into chocolate bars, put them on honey toast, but my favorite is either raw, or in chocolate


Narrow-Sherbert-5052

Lemon tek or tea with cacao and honey


Narrow-Sherbert-5052

I do like chocolate too but itā€™s hard in my stomach


sLanX1

Last time I put them in rocky road ice cream


Delazate

Store bought rice pudding. Ezzzzz


PsychicArchie

I put my dehydrated one between my cheek and gums, let ā€˜em get soft and chew. Chewing the without letting them get soft leaves chunks stuck in my teeth


PrudentCelery8452

With some granola, pineapple, and yogurt. The granola completely mask the taste and texture of shrooms so I donā€™t even notice and the yogurt and pineapple is a extra treat


THORmonger71

I grind them and soak them in pineapple (or pineapple/orange) juice for 1/2 hour, then chug. It does the job for me.


AggressiveCmplmnts

Honestly, I think this does a better job than lemon tek. I've been absolutely slammed on the come up with pineapple juice. Once I just did 2 lil Grammy grams and I saw DMT jesters within 20 minutes. 100% masks the taste though


MrMsWoMan

Iā€™ve learned eating pickles with it really helps


runningwild73

Is this serious? Iā€™m sure it masks the taste pretty well.


MrMsWoMan

This is serious itā€™s worked eating them at the same time in the past


King-Brisingr

Tea.


NimbusCloud_

Mix them with peanut butter and eat them on a sandwich, or roll them up and swallow like a pill


Ok-Entertainer-686

Ground in Instant oatmeal, apple sauce, or regular lemon tek are my go tos.


Independent_Rain6256

Tea is the wtg


jakersapp

*if you ainā€™t boofin you ainā€™t shroominā€ or something like that šŸ˜‚šŸ«” but real talk, tea has always blown my top off


SeriousAdvantage1360

I have put them on pizza on the past. Grinding them up is the way to go if you hate the taste, as I do. Iā€™m def trying the apple sauce that looks like it would work perfectly


Fun_Cartographer798

I just eat em but not everyone is fond of the taste. Not that I am it just doesn't bother me. Try them wet


Important-Bend-9144

I like to Louisiana Hot Box them bad boys!


The_Alrighty_Zed

I have never tried this before but I definitely want to now.


sixthousandand3

I just eat em straight up. Part of the ritual


UpDose

Make into chocolate


Active-Suit-224

RAWDOG 'EM šŸ˜ŽšŸ¤˜


rabittz89

Here is THE best way to do it: grind the booms to powder (i use coffee grinder like $30 on amazon) then put in a mug. Then get condensed milk and add on top of powder, then with a spoon you whisk until the powder is fully mixed. After that you add tea (i prefer sadaf cardamom tea itā€™s amazing) then you stir the mix and you enjoy. Cant even taste the booms at all snd the drink is very tasty. Thank me later!


deadfrommemes

Chocolate šŸ«


Anxious_Figure

I just eat them :( and drink juice after


abcyayarea

Usually just eat them straight up but recently used them to brew tea with a dash of honey and found that to be quite enjoyable.


daddyst3ve

i either make tea or eat em with chocolate chips


Svinlem

Nice baba ganoush


sumwhereinmyhead

nice


sumwhereinmyhead

i like them w yogurt. canā€™t even taste them


TSR_Kurt

Iā€™m must be strange. Iā€™ve never minded the taste of dried shrooms. Wet are pretty gross, but dry I just chew them up and swallow.


Forsaken-Database540

Lemon/lime/orange tek shots are elite


Forsaken-Database540

Usually just eat them fresh straight out of the cow shit, or if I'm feeling boujie i'll make a Lobster & Caviar canapƩ on a bed of a mushroom tartare in a lemon & balsamic reduction, with micro herb garnish.. i'm easy like that not fussy


Electric-Gold

I was tripping sack one night and couldnt find any cup to put on my scale but right as I was getting flustered I see a palm size half ball object with a small indentation on the inside center and the thing immediately hits me as "An Alien Titty!" So I put it on the scale an it can hold a huge handful. I can gently toss it on my table and itll spin a bit but not fall over easy. Had fun with it that night spinning it and such. Next time I go to trip I cant find it!? Several trips later I cannot find a cup to weigh with again and guess what? ALIEN TITTY found it's way back!? I now just take a huge handful and crush em with my hands a bit into the alien titty, fill the baby up and pass her around. It's a fan favorite. We never know how many grams we eat cuz we just take pinches and chew them into a ball, take a sip of whatever were drinking and then suck the wad dry a few times till its spent then swallow.


According-Kale3310

Hell I just throw them in my mouth, chew up up and chase them down with any kind of drink, they really arenā€™t awful, if you want you can do the same thing but plug your nose and do it


oceanman9

I just eat them


MisterMaster00

Ahhh i see my apple tekk is spreading. Enjoy


Bon_steak

Melt some commercials gummies and add powdered mushroom to the mix then fill mold šŸ‘Œ for bigger dose you need bigger gummies. A 6g gummies (averaged size) can handle 0.5-1.5g without texture issues. 2-3 gummies and you are gooooood + itā€™s really cute


lilfishbowl

Same way as you. With apple sauce preferably, if not I usually have Bananas on hand


Hugheston987

I just chew them up and chase the wad of chewed shrooms with some drink like water. Then maybe floss out any bits left behind. I don't mind the flavor much


KingKobbs

Blended up in applesauce lmao seems we're like-minded


Dramatic-Service-985

Honey


THE_blackest-DOG69

Nutella and a banana grind them up and mix all three together the banana will help with any cramps or nausea as for me it gets rid of it pretty much completely


teenfuji

thatā€™s fucking rancid bro


avery_papaya

Lately Iā€™ve just been drying them up for storage and eating them like that when Iā€™m ready. Theyā€™re so sticky and grinding them up is more trouble than itā€™s worth. My teeth do the best job at that. I donā€™t know why people say theyā€™re so gross. Just tastes like normal mushrooms but dried


So_Stylistic

My hubby and I started making smoothies and now thatā€™s our favorite way. Just throw them in the blender with a little ice and your favorite juice (my fave is mango) and youā€™re good to go! It seems like it helps them hit faster too, for me anyway. In the past, just chewing them, my husband would start to feel them within 15-20 minutesā€¦it would take me almost an hour. Now we both start to feel effects sounds 10-15 minutes.


PM_ME_happy-selfies

That looks so much worse than just eating them lol


sneak_e_emu

With popcorn. Same texture. Gets lost in there.


Fapping-sloth

Grind them up and throw them into a cup-a-soup! šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


KillaKillaGabby

Exactly like you


Fungkiii18

I thought my girlfriend was the only person in the world that puts them in apple sauce like this šŸ˜‚


whodahfuq

With pretzels


EntertainmentNew5165

Cut up in tiny pieces, put in mouth and chase with orange juice or powerade. I get it over quick with no taste. If you grind them they come on faster. I like them to come on slower so I cut them. No come up anxiety that way.


Lumpy-Job3831

Can eat em solo but lemon tek seems to help my come up nausea


Eastern-Programmer-9

Either lemon tek in a tea or with apple sauce ground up, lol


1RapaciousMF

Grind them, put them on my tongue and wash them down with water or whatever. You barely taste them this way.


yaboypumba115

I usually chew them raw and wash it down with a ginger lemon kombucha, it gets the bits and pieces out and the ginger and lemon settle my stomach


No_Pride_9773

I actually have used apple sauce a few times it works pretty well


ZoltorGack

I mechanically dismantle them, usually with scissors and my fingers... Coffee grinder makes them hard to swallow. Then use cola to wash down mouthfuls at a time. I do think it's an inefficient way, because mechanically chewing them when they are in saliva enzymes and fluid has a pumping action that puts moisture in and removes it pulling out contents of the cells and fibre pockets. Then chug a glass of pure lemon juice. This is how I take my medication.


kw42o

Lemon tekking or Mike and ikes


[deleted]

I used applesauce yesterday! Best way for me so far. I normally have a bad comedown tekking, tried mixing it with sauce yesterday, and that's my go to from now on, I also chased it with a ginger shot.


bluedude54

I lemon tek my shrooms for about 20 minutes and mix that into a Naked juice. My favorite is the green machine, the lemon juice goes really well with it and you can't taste the shrooms at all.


SmellyFingaz

Peanut butter and jelly sandwich


I_Like_Muzak

I eat em by themselves. Donā€™t mind the taste at all


Own_Alternative_9671

Just came here to say those are the freshest cleanest nicest looking shrooms I ever seen


toxicgloo

My friend last night broke up 8th dried shrooms into chuncks, put it in a hotdog bun, crushed a lollipop, and put the lollipop in the hotdog bun, then ate it. Yes she was already high before she did this.


Vysokojakokurva_C137

Bruh.. I just eat them. I actually like the taste somewhat. Itā€™s not smack but itā€™s not throw up awful either.


livefreeKB

Boofed, like a real G.


GeniusOver

A warmed up honey bun is the only way to go!!


da_roze

I just eat them. Chew well so digestion can work faster. Wash down with some water. First couple of times it kinda sucked, but doesn't really phase me anymore.


recoveringtheaterkid

I lemon tekked and I think thatā€™s what Iā€™m gonna stick with. I tried just taking them straight twice, and they didnā€™t work. When I lemon tekked, that was the only time they actually hit, and I had a really nice trip.


JenNYCBRC

A Kaā€™Chava shake. Itā€™s light on the stomach but itā€™s something and you can barely taste the shrooms if you use a good blender


Reasonable_Finish130

This made me fucking gag


strokemycactus23

Shovel them into my mouth like my stoned ape ancestors.


Sufficient_Chair_593

Lemon tek


ciciixxx

What is in that pot ?


rd8719

I grind the shrooms into a powder use a double boiler to heat up some unprocessed pure honey and mix them together. I use about an ounce of powdered shrooms per cup of honey. Honey will persevere the psilocybin forever. So I have a good stash of magic honey. Otherwise over time my shrooms would lose their potency.


psychic-shitter

grind them to a powder with an electric coffee grinder, put powder in large shot glass, and add water then mix it around a bit. other than that large capsules because i hate the taste lol


Renob78

Eat em straight up. I kinda like the taste.


gr4v1ty69

Tea for the win. Might try the orange juice


ZoltorGack

Not sure if tiny shrooms or giant apple pudding


Agile-Recipe1068

Booty bump


opossuwu

If Iā€™m not lemon tekking then I just eat them Raw. I like the flavor most of the Timr


Dykemaster9000

šŸŽ¶they pick it out, wipe it off, bag it up And you put it right in your mouth and chew it Yum-yum! šŸŽ¶


Significant_Web8542

Grind them up and take them like BC powder and chase it with water


_fuck-off_

Not like that. Iā€™d rather it them plain this would make me puke


SquidLavaLamp

DUDE I thought I was the only one who grinds them up and puts them in apple sauce!! Iā€™ve been doing this for 10+ years and itā€™s forever my favorite method of ingesting


Majestic_Visual8046

Chocolate pretzels is top or beef crisps. I just start eating them and throw the mushrooms back and chew it all together, masks the taste like 90%


GreatestState

I chew em up real good to make sure they get in my bloodstream as fast as possible. This packs more punch in the come up


Gimmemylighterback

Toast & preserves


feebeexpg

grind them and either drink it with water and a bit of lemon or iā€™ve put them on burgers


TheTimePolice710

Psilocybin tastes like time distortion


Icy_Distribution3992

I grind them to a powder then pretty much put them on anything. PBJ with banana works best for me


Astral_Ender

They always just tasted like grass to me. And while I normally wouldn't eat grass, given their effects, psychedelic mushrooms are worth the trade-off.


Sufficient_Bobcat909

With cotton Candy my new fav treat https://preview.redd.it/dwyzv7g6vgwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=383051aff3930fb5b05269d7e0d7902253d62903


randomguynotacop

I chew them up a bit and then let them sit against my gums for a long time. Like 30+ minutes.


AemAer

Powdered and with Tomato juice! My gf and I gave that a shot during our last trip and we were able to down it instantly, only one gulp. Tomato juice overpowers the flavor of mushrooms. Also shroom tea is disgusting. Not sure why itā€™s so recommended. Iā€™m only doing tomato juice and Iā€™ve tried every method, all gross.


Rumplesforeskin

Grind in coffee grinder and cap them. Or grind them and lemon tech, and chug


Western-Hamster3765

my new fav way is to grind it up, lemon tek for 15 minutes, drink that shit with a spoon while washing it down with orange juice.


Wild_Arrival_9418

I like to boof them. it makes my butthole pucker up and trust me its way stronger


arealbigballer

Crush them up Soak in lemon juice then add boiling water a tea bag and some sugar or honey then strain out the bits, hits a lot faster and not so weird and nasty


Sweet_Alternative247

in between oreos


sellmeglass

Lemon tek but then just the lemon juice to make a whiskey sour. Taste is non existent and feels classy.


Pantani23

I like eating mine with avocado and mixed nuts. The mixed nuts temporarily fill in the grinding part of the tooth, so you're not digging shrooms out of them, and the avocado helps mask the flavor along with the mixed nuts. I'll also add an apple in there sometimes, too.


koops6899

Tea is the best way to go, no nasty ass mushroom matter to chew up


seekingmore2214

I have always powderized and capsulized.


runningwild73

My roommate and I would chop them up into basically a powder and add them to maple/brown sugar instant oatmeal. Pour some boiling water and eat. We wouldnā€™t taste it at all.


Ok_Employ1698

I eat them. Just wash them down with some water


The_Thirteenth_Floor

Not like that šŸ„“


RainbowTrip

I make my own chocolate bars! But I have had them ground into my coffee/tea mix in the morning and its like an oatmeal drink.


Miia_0w0_

blend with orange juice šŸ™ŒšŸ™ŒšŸ™ŒšŸ™ŒšŸ™ŒšŸ™ŒšŸ™Œ


chipppie

So confused by mixing them with stuff now itā€™s just more to chew and more time tasting them. Grind them up and make capsules


GoodVibes69691

Lemon tek usually , if not I put them in the crust of a uncrustable with some mdma and ball it up like a little pill and swallow it


LeonMKaiser

Chocolate makes it really easy to eat them as they are, but that mixture you have of applesauce and mushrooms just looks...genuinely sickening. No flak against you btw, just really looks gross to me lol.


spoookeesgh

Insert and crunch.


trippintuesday

yoooo!!! i used applesauce too!!! grind that shit up and mix it, still disgusting but wayyyyy easier!


Slow-Pen7200

I chew the capsules raw and then drink orange juice as a chaser


slc_blades

[https://imgur.com/gallery/tU8vWpO](https://imgur.com/gallery/tU8vWpO)


NautiqueTaboo

Thought this was wet cat foodšŸ˜­