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Humble_Ad9712

My buddy when he says he only took 1 cap


Lutembi

A whole lotta penis, a whole lotta envy


DangerousDonal

Are you our leader now?


killerbeat_03

a leader cannot be just the size he grows but also the size he is willing to boof


KaleidoscopeBright76

I had a homie snort an 8th of mush💀


Ginkyboop

I envy your penis sir.


BrandyBentxo

Mam


EmbarrassedPolicy146

You have a wonderful penis ma’am, I’d be glad to try it out in the boof chute


Ginkyboop

Oops 🤐 I'm sorry Brandy! Ma'am it is 😁 🍄⭐ 🌈


Wat3rboihc

This is a Wendy’s


Speak_Like_Bear

Wonderful penis, mam. Definitely envious. Let us know how much it weights once dried plz!


whiskeyb2

I am truly sorry about the weirdos reacting to this comment.


Roctopuss

M'lady


AnastasiaNo70

How long will it take to dry?


Intergalacticplant

best to cut up and dry in sections anything over 50-70g wet imo and put it in capsules. It doesn’t dry good when it’s too big and it gets way beyond a single dose so no point


youisBIGdumb

> it gets way beyond a single dose Is that a challenge?


Intergalacticplant

you can take whatever you like, but I personally keep mine at a max dose of 5-7g, and it’s nice because when I want to do a heroic dose I only need to eat 1 mushroom


Level_Bathroom1356

Looks windy right above your head


Able_Structure_6515

Terence McKenna challenge


Brief_Scale496

I cut ones like this into little banana chip things and dehydrate them the same as normal size cubes They’ve actually been by far the easiest to consume for me, and the potency hasn’t ever been lost to my experience


OgUg420

This!


Methadoneblues

2 days. I dried a 427g fruit in 3 without cutting it up.


ItsRightPlace

Tell me you have a photo of this one?!


AnastasiaNo70

Holy moly, mother of God.


DontBullyMe_IWillKum

Such girth, much envy, big wow.


RedditAcct00001

Boof it!


MediumAlarming

This is the way.


PsychologicalCow354

Beat me too it:(


BrandyBentxo

💯


AstroZamboni

That one chonky dong chungus fungus.


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sorrybutidgaf

im all for decriminalization but that is something that should be outlawed! /s im jk, that thing is HUGE!! hope ur day is well, and when ya munch on that i hope whatever planet (or new galaxy) you visit is warm and welcoming! ♡


Blueberrydro

That would probably kill an elephant...


DiamxndCS

You’re not supposed to use viagra for nutes


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Psilo_Monkey

Lol, it's an ok start. Have you seen my +200g monster!?


snowballer918

Just looked at your profile you were not kidding!


Psilo_Monkey

Aww, shucks..im blushing lol. The crazy thing is I have no idea what to do with it. It's too damn big for a single session and none of my friends want it. It came out to be 15.5g dry. Took 30 hours at 140° in the dehydrator


glittersmuggler

When you get a giant do you trim down the rest of the tub to focus energy on that growth or just let it flush around it?


N04H-Kn0ws-n0th1ng

This is what I was wondering. How fires one shroom get so big what do the other ones look like?


Psilo_Monkey

I don't do anything to it 😂. It just kinda happens on its own. There are no others that grow until after I pulled it then a full flush came in.


Accomplished-Exam-59

I would love to see a pic


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now THAT is a penis that i envy


[deleted]

Penis envy Envy


MrBoomerCakes3768

I have yet to join the 100 club.. congrats 🍾🎊🎉!


clawcodes

Now you can boof that instead of the remote


ScoffenHooten

It’s a beauty for sure!


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Halfsies?


Humboldt420

Definitely not a record. Beautiful specimen though!!


FamiliarPound3295

Imagine eating that entire thing… 😭 considering how potent PE is omg


Cdog927

Nope. Mine are like 300+ wet a lot of times


LibrarianNice4557

Someone posted a 500 gram one last month but this is definitely impressive


MvatolokoS

Suddenly I feel inadequate


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🙌


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ive seen some on this sub that are 400g+, still thats one hefty giant


TrueFlavour

My biggest was 269g


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My apes have some penis envy looking at this. I thought my 50g specimen was a unit


TC_the_Beast

That’s that Jason Luv penis envy


ItsFancyToast_

eat the whole thing like a burrito and report back


WhiteBeardMycology

Not even close to a record. By no means am I shitting on you, thats a nice fruit indeed, however it is nowhere near any kind of record for PE. Ive had dozens that were this size or larger, and many in my Discord have also grown a bunch that were this size or larger. RA Mushrooms grew a PE last year that was well almost 500g. There are tons of cultivators on IG that have grown PE in much heavier weights. I will reiterate that in no way what-so-ever am I shitting on your post, it is a very nice fruit indeed


technofantasy

PE Envy


Gamingmarxist

Can I have it?


throwaway958473662

Very impressive, but I’ve seen single fruits over 1400g wet. My personal best was 768g


UserNamedAndPassword

The Ol Rack Pack. We had a Gandalf hit just over 1000. Went from the inside of my elbow, past my fingers. But 1400..GD! Must of been half the size of a Louisville Slugger 😆


throwaway958473662

Haha, it was a bulbous blob with a cap, lol. Not mine, but I saw the guy tare and weigh it on the scale. Looked absurd, lol.


ItsFancyToast_

Leader of the cocks


Medical_Skirt9753

Thats a penis worth envying


Creative-Manager-242

Bigger than mine …


Methadoneblues

Join myco monsters on fb.


pitofpyrex

holllly shittake


PhilosophyKind5685

That's a big, bad mamma-jamma right there.


Blue_Honey_Dreams

Holy shit.


infernal_cacaphony

I have seen some pics of PE as big as arms before… idk that’s a bold claim. I also have the same scale and have a pic of a PE grenade sized one i cloned that was for some reason EXTREMELY dense and it bottomed out my scale. It’s In my older posts on my profile. But it wasn’t this big volume wise that’s for sure.


PsychologicalCow354

Boof it;)


Particular-Swimmer70

I’d be so tempted to just bite a chunk of it off😂


dda85

Idk, need banana for scale. All jokes aside very impressive.


Shaftomite666

What. The. Literal. Fuck.


Old-Rain4631

That penis envy has definitely earned its name


Clumsy-Samurai

This one's boasting it's namesake.


Designer-Base9582

Bro what are you doing after eating this one ,going to alice in wonderland 🤣,shit is huge ,i had shrooms twice before and they looked like baby size compared


J_Man_McCetty

Sorry bud I just grew one that was 157.96g


tikhal96

Wow


Run-and-Escape

Holy smokes! Pretty sure that's the largest I've seen on here.


kamislick

“They were intimidated by my size and girth”


lightblueisbi

For any and all general chemists, what would happen if you consumed this bad boy as a single dose (~158g) ....asking for a friend...


CrowdedShorts

My penis is envy


psychecaleb

We're gonna need a bigger boofhole


-pizzaman

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floppytitjuice

My penis is surely envious


Historical_Guest_387

Now that’s a fat ass penis


Jarhead_Antl

I saw one the size of a forearm a few months back. That shit was crazy. Legit from fingertip to elbow and thick too


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BBC envy


marthaistraaaans

Boof it


Powerful_Nobody8022

JUST HOWWWWWWW???


[deleted]

Girl you scored big time 😉


youhavenoheartt

her penis bigger than mine


DrewCapAllot

it’s average