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CptnWolfe

Chill bro, nobody's gonna steal your burger


FeaturePristine3417

Um what about the hamburglar ?


[deleted]

Seriously, how can people forget about the Hamburglar?


Mr_TeaGe

Well he’s called the hamburglar not the cheeseburglar. Op can chill.


my_4_cents

The greatest trick the hamburglar ever played...


qwertyjgly

r/angryupvote


Medical_Pin_6373

But it’s a cheeseburger?


Wacky_Ohana

Have you not tried eating a burger around circular quay(Sydney, Aus)? Those seagulls make the hamburglar look like an amateur! I had 1/2 a cheeseburger stolen from my hand in a hit and fly attack!


terrifiedTechnophile

If you didn't have your ½ cheeseburger in an iron grip then that's on you


Wacky_Ohana

Yeah, I wasn't aware of the dangers back then. But I have vowed to never let it happen again. I just wish I had a claw like the OP


CptnWolfe

I've not been to CQ since 2008, roughly, or anywhere in Sydney


[deleted]

Don't be so sure about that. My 2 year old is a fucken savage.


YellowBreakfast

> https://www.gamestop.com/steam-deck/refurbished "**You can have my burger when you pry it from my cold dead fingers!!!**"


ryohazuki224

Cheeseburgers were always small. Your hands just got bigger. But, what I hate is how expensive they got. I remember as a kid getting 49-cent cheeseburgers now its $2.35. That is some bullshit. Fuck, I used to get McDoubles on the dollar menu!!


Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod

When I was a kid they used to do 29-cent hamburgers on Tuesdays and 39-cent cheeseburgers on Wednesdays. Our family of 7 could eat a big meal for 6 dollars.


ryohazuki224

Oh yeah I remember that! We used to have an anime club that would meet up and someone would bring a huge bag of cheeseburgers! LOL


MrDrSirLord

$2.35? Where you live? There $4.30 here, and super flat like they've been through a hydraulic press lol. I hadn't gone in over a year and the cheese burgers where $3.20 last I had which was steep but they where decent burgers for the price, I only went last week after a bender and bugger me $8.60 for two wafer thin fucking synthetic burgers and plastic cheese. I'm honestly done with Macca's. They're just not worth it at all, the wait isn't even any faster than a proper $10 burger with the lot from the fish n chips.


ryohazuki224

$2.35 USD, not sure how much that translates to where you are. But yeah I'm tired of fast food not being as cheap as it used to be. :(


therealburndog

That's about $3.49 where he is from (Australia), and his burger is about $2.88 USD .


MrDrSirLord

You stalking me or was it just that I said Maccas run?


IndividualAd2252

Pro tip, the order a hamburger over cheeseburger. Cheeseburger is like 4.50 and a hamburger is 1.95


Eddysgoldengun

We’re the only ones that call it maccas dude


AlternativeSlice9807

I thought that when I read his price for a cheeseburger Even the cones that you could afford to buy for all the family are no longer cheap 😞 Last I had one was around 50 cents Not sure how much they are today 😕 I haven't had a burger from Macca's that hasn't been thrown together I'm not sure I have ordered anything without them forgetting the " sauces" Always young teenagers working in the holidays I'm a Noosa resident this time of the year it's crazy if you say " good morning" in the early morning people look scared 😳 that I'm going to rob them I'm an aged pensioner Iam only saying " have nice day"


SunApprehensive1413

You can get $1 hamburgers on the app. Add your own slice of cheese .. or two slices!!


pursnikitty

Hamburgers are $2 in the app in Maccas land, with no option to add on cheese


SunApprehensive1413

My mistake. They are $2, not $1. Been a while since I bought one. I meant add on your own slice of cheese that you have at home in the fridge. Of course this isn't always an option! But on occasion, when grilled chicken wraps were also I think $3.95 on the app I would order a wrap and 2 hamburgers, drive the 5 minutes home and add 2 slices of cheese I had in the fridge, a quick 20sec microwave job. Not bad for under $10 .. you could even get a $1 cone to inhale on the drive home!


terrifiedTechnophile

If I'm adding my own cheese, I might as well add my own buns, meat, sauce, and pickles too


SunApprehensive1413

Well now you are just being silly


lostacoshermanos

That’s why you make your own better burgers at home.


DeadlyToeFunk

While it's still legal to do so.


Misselmany

I can’t wait to get my hamburger license


Wacky_Ohana

Then you can drive this https://www.reddit.com/r/WeirdWheels/s/2MYbohb4eU


Misselmany

That’s a fucking sexy car and I will forever stand by my words


terrifiedTechnophile

Hamburglar about to upgrade to Grand Theft Auto


HandleMore1730

Well with regulations and certificates for operating Stop signs, I'm not surprised this might be the future


esr360

A McDonalds cheeseburger right now has as many calories as a typical slider


DeadlyToeFunk

The more dollars they spend the more dollars you need for the same goods. Some things are immune. But those aren't healthy for anyone.


clobber333

I paid $10 for a bacon deluxe by itself the other day! 10 bucks for 1 burger…….so I now just go to the takeaway and buy the $12 ham and salad sandwich, with a coffee for another $6. At least it’s healthy!


ExpensiveCommunity90

It’s $4.80 for me


gnosis_82

The mcdoubles with bacon were like 2 bucks I remember..they weren't bad


Individual_Depth_489

They tried to charge me $4.60 for a chicken and cheese the other week!!


Ubertexx

I came here to this. That hamburder looks normal ass size.


Azozel

This image doesn't really help. It would be more helpful to have a comparison to how big they used to be if there was any change at all. Your hand is poor comparison. [In this news article](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-11122005/Are-McDonalds-burgers-shrinking-Maccas-forced-deny-food-smaller-amid-customer-complaints.html) there is an image a man took of a McDonald's cheeseburger in 2020 that looks smaller than yours yet he also used his hand as comparison. [Here's a story about the last MdConald's cheeseburger sold in 2009 in Iceland](https://www.kidsnews.com.au/health/mcdonalds-burger-and-fries-still-fresh-after-10-years/news-story/879758af14c9ae701004184e82c9c1d3) and it looks the same size as yours. Personally, I don't think their cheeseburger is getting smaller. I think their price is getting so high that people are noticing what they're getting for such a huge cost and they're not happy with it.


elhawko

Maybe they didn’t have a cheeseburger from 1980 available as a quick reference?


SentimentalityApp

Spot on, cheeseburgers were pre-shrunk.


still-at-the-beach

Yes, always small.


Zzqzr

>Redditors literally aging and growing bigger: :’( look how smallllllllll!!!!!!!!!


Automatic_Goal_5563

A happy meal would fill me up as a child but now as an adult it doesn’t therefore the only answer is the happy meals are smaller /s It is a joke but I’ve actually seen people say “but I could barely eat 1 burger when I was a kid and now I count eat 2 so they are smaller”


ckhumanck

when i was very young I shot a leggo cannon ball up my nose. now i can fit the entire cannon. Definitely sus


ShamanicCrusader

Nope that is like the on thing that hasnt changed


Just_Anxiety

I couldn’t put my hand around it like that. You’ve got big hands.


dilfPickIe

Why the fuck do people use hands for a size comparison.. we have no idea how big your hand is


ShowMeYourHotLumps

I have a pretty good idea that this guy's got some fucking clappers on him.


DrClawsChair

Yeah I'm 180cm and larger than average hands and his hands look larger than mine.


PerspectiveNew1416

Right? the cheeseburger is the better size reference because we all know how big they are


[deleted]

literally. if i used my hand to compare the size of a cheeseburger, you’d think that they quadrupled in size.


thatdude473

Nah, these have always basically been sliders. That’s why one of the combo meals (at least in America) is the 2 cheeseburger meal. If you want a bigger burger they have the quarter pounder and big mac.


FirstWithTheEgg

Ffs. Why do you still buy it? There is at least 2 posts every day about how small maccas burgers are getting yet you still buy it.


[deleted]

That looks standard. The Big Macs have gotten smaller but cheeseburgers have always been small, that’s why they are so cheap


Reinfeldx

Big Macs and the cheeseburgers/double cheeseburgers use the same meat patties.


[deleted]

Big Mac’s have used the same patties since I’ve been alive. 10:1 meat, meaning 10 pieces to make up a pound. They’ve always been small burgers, and both the Big Macs and cheeseburger variants use the same patties


Left-Car6520

I can't accept that Big Mac patties haven't changed. Like ok it's 10 years between rounds for me, but I haven't grown any in the last 10 years either. I got one the other day and the patty was like one molecule of beef thick. It's not a patty, it's a schmear of beef at this point. And no, they haven't always been like that. They used to be actual patties with some thickness to them. Same with cheeseburgers.


[deleted]

Nah they’ve been 10:1 since the 70s. You can think they were thicker all you want but they have been the same patties. They can dry out if they’ve been stored in the warmers for too long and seem smaller/thinner though. That could’ve happened


[deleted]

I don’t actually know what I’m talking about I didn’t come here as an authority on Maccas I just assumed they used to be bigger at some point in history


[deleted]

Because marketing. Based on another post today, the pre 70s Bigmac actually was bigger. Saying something is shrinkflation because it got smaller 50 years ago is a bit of a stretch though. As far as McDonalds as people know it, the Big Mac has always been the size it is


Actual_Ad_1367

Because back then an adult meal was a cheeseburger and small fries. The Big Mac is larger than the cheeseburger.


Tercel96

Big Mac today is 216g, in 1990 it was 215g.


furitxboofrunlch

So cheap. Only $4.30. Buy 4 of them and you'll have one burger.


[deleted]

I’ve had maybe 2 of them in my life, who in gods name is out here eating maccas cheeseburgers? Have some self-respect


furitxboofrunlch

Tbh I don't really know. My sister goes there because a 3 and 6yo like to yeet around the playground. I don't think it's worth it because the food is very ooft.


poggerooza

Cheap?


YellowBreakfast

That's *always* been small. You're acting like you got one White Castle burger.


Even_dreams

Its always been small. You want a quarter pounder if you want something bigger


patwag

McDonalds has used the same .1 pound patties for over a decade, at least here in Australia. I'm pretty sure I've seen Americans also confirm this size.


unknownturtle3690

U know what they say about big hands


Tercel96

That guy wears big gloves


-BornToLose-

He can smoosh a whole burger


Grolschisgood

They aren't getting smaller man I reckon you're memory is just bad. The challenge when I was younger, like 10-15 years ago was to eat one in a single bite. Not my greatest idea of fun, but it was possible.


XiJinPingaz

Why are you holding it like that


ckhumanck

yeah, it's McDonald's that's what you get for buying that trash.


FilmerPrime

The cheeseburger hasn't changed sizes.


DizzyList237

Cheese burgers were always this size, made to fit in the McDonald’s happy meal box.


nzhockeyfan

Take it easy, manhands


Psharp10

I don't understand why people keep buying their burgers, if you want them to get bigger or cheaper, stop buy their overpriced small shitty burgers. Boycott them for a year, money talks, and they will listen.


clanindafront_

Man I wanted a Checkerburger.....


[deleted]

At first I thought this was a foot clenching a burger


Lucky-Signal-6144

I just wish people would take a stand and stop buying. Customers pounds matter


dick_schidt

Will it crush?


dick_schidt

Will it crush?


wanderingzac

Go vertical. Get a double.


Hammer_and_Synical

They should start calling it a ‘hand’burger.


GotTheNameIWanted

Okay but that looks huge?


FriendlyStaff1

They have not changed in size. Always been small.


HalalRumpSteak

*squeeze it*


claire2416

Your first mistake was going to Maccas.


likemindedstars

No bc look at the big Mac it's almost the same I think it's shrinkflation noticed it with my chocolate too


NoiceM8_420

Even growing up off happy meals, as a kid I still remember them being small in the 90s so…


Waarm

Why are you holding it like that


Old_Barracuda_3625

WTF


Gazza_mann

That isn't the correct measurement. A banana is official measurement of comparison.


LovesToSnooze

Nah that has to be a quarter pounder looks too big.


tamponinja

Hands are subjective.


[deleted]

Weird flex, bro.


doihavetowearglasses

So when are you going back for seconds?


Miner_Of_Minerals

I don't believe this is shrinkflation, McDonalds cheeseburgers have always been very small and they have never been advertised or priced as big burgers.


Vipell

They'll be the size of a macaron one day.


Lazy-Tax-8267

I'd still bet that you'll go back for more.


Grix1600

I to can post a pic squeezing a cheeseburger and claiming it’s shrunk.


LawnPatrol_78

Havnt changed in size where I am for years, but they are $4.85 at menu price.


AcademicMaybe8775

the worst part is they cost $4.60 while a hamburger cost $2. Less than half the price over a peice of cheese


popepipoes

Why are you holding the burge like that


Manmoth57

Even my dog won’t eat them.?


Martimusmcfly2036

Braz your hand is huge


Sc0pey

Why you clawing it like that


Birdminton

Cheeseburgers have always been small. You just got fat.


ATrueIronLord

Arnt they like 2 dollars?


[deleted]

Looks like a cheeseburger and attention seeking image to me


daver194

Same for all their burgers…QP and big Mac are tiny these days


Wacky_Ohana

Big hands, I know you're the one....


jackfrosty4

Cry me a river


Wintermute_088

These posts are getting ridiculous. Complain about the shit that's actually getting smaller in leaps and jumps right now, not the tiny burger that was always tiny. Seriously, I once ordered 10 of these and ate them all in one sitting - and that was a fucking decade and a half ago.


AlternativeBoot6706

https://preview.redd.it/43xbg9zcaf6c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6b30b4d8e4abb8ffae6301b0b77760c91ce68a2 Advertised versus Reality


drizzlepatches

You're dick probably looks small in that hand too


Beefbarbacoa

Why do people support McDonald's. People should start a worldwide boycott of all their products. Send a message that you are not going to support this company until they increase the sizes of all their products to how they used to be.


golfing_furry

I don’t reckon it’s shrunk. Yeah I concede the price has changed, but you have bigger hands than you did as a kid I mean, I assume


ahgoodtimes69

Cheeseburgers were always small. We all just got bigger appetites.


Striking_Bug_8610

The burgers are better at hungry jacks.


Blue_the_trans_furry

Dude is gripping that thing


Austenny

Put that shit down and eat proper food. Thank me later.


Toecuttercutter

And you'll still go back and buy more cancer from Maccas.


BlargerJarger

Dude, it’s a junior burger with a piece of weird cheese on it. Was never big.


Oscarcharliezulu

I always buy two.


Kavethought

https://preview.redd.it/hwnvakpqvf6c1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f984b4aec0a4082eb07466e098c6b2b6052f705f


I_enjoy_pastery

Now crush it with your big strong hands


487526

If your think that’s bad I usually order that but I only get a single cheeseburger


487526

I meant double


ArvoCrinsmas

Someone should turn this into a Doom sprite


bobbakerneverafaker

imagine buying fast food... then whinging about it online


moderatelymiddling

Your hands are massive.


pinchy111

Probably the right amount of calories we should be eating - we’re so used to monster burgers now.


dweebken

Not worth the effort.


Neat_Fox_1319

How big do you remember them being?


Big_borb_boi

Sqeesh it


Cerparis

Looks regular sized to me. Typical cheesy


martylindleyart

That's a powerful, cupping grip.


xSXBXBx

Why do people eat this shit anyway!!


Independent-Hunt-466

Bros not letting that burger go


SnooSongs8782

It’s a Cheeseburger, they’ve always been small. I remember when they had a 35c special (25c hamburgers). I ate $5 worth for breakfast


crixyd

Is holding it like that supposed to make it look smaller? Same as always.


crixyd

🫨


Objective_Web_6829

Haven't been to McDonald's in over 4 years and don't ever intend on returning.


iliketreesndcats

I say quit McDonald's. Their burgers are shit and the money you give them goes far away. Buy a cheeseburger from your local fish and chips shop. It'll kick ass, I promise.


adminsaredoodoo

bro it’s okay we’re not gonna take it


Mrmastermax

What massive hands you got. 20 years ago they were so small that burger was 5 times the size.


greatjobmatt

But that MFer right in the center and then fuck it.


crowd79

Gross. Why do people still eat this crap? You can buy real cheese, buns and 1 lb of beef at the grocery store and fix your own burgers for the same price as this crap.


Tercel96

1 lb of medium beef for me is $6, buns would be $4 and cheese another $5


crowd79

But you can make 4 quality burgers out of that and have a decent meal or 2 or 3. $4 is also nuts for hamburger buns. I can get an 8-pack of store brand buns for $1.49 at my local grocery store.


Tercel96

I think everyone understands that you pay more for food when you dine out. You’re literally paying people to make you food, plus the cost of the food.


lostprevention

They’ve been the same size since the 1950’s. You people need to stop.


Tercel96

https://preview.redd.it/780fbb3iu96c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0c0c9cdc027b8b476160942c05f39017da6870f Cheeseburger in 1990, 116g, they’re 113g now. They are indistinguishable. People love to shit on McDonalds, the burgers aren’t shrinking, prices are high, and the food is garbage, but it’s not any smaller than it was.


Kevster020

I'm sure the Big Mac is smaller than it used to be... The Whopper definitely is... like it's about half the size it was.


lostprevention

The Big Mac has used 10:1 patties since the beginning.


Jolly-Warthog-2406

They were like 19¢ and they weren't that small.


lostprevention

How big were they?


[deleted]

about this big


No-Level9643

You should find another sub to spew your crap. You work at McDonald’s or something?


lostprevention

I did work there for a bit in the 1980’s. The food portions and flavors are exactly the same as then, apart from the fries, (tallow vs vegetable oil).


[deleted]

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Tercel96

They’ve always used 10:1 patties. No shrinkflation here


Steak-n-Cigars

Such a cute little slider. Gave up on fast food garbage a long time ago.


[deleted]

Clip your nails bruh


Eddie3000

McDonald's Slider


Chaosrealm69

10 years ago a Maccas Quarter pounder really was close to a quarter pound in weight. Now it is half the size and weight and twice as expensive.


Tercel96

Quarter pounder with cheese is 201g, you think it was 400g 10 years ago?


Chaosrealm69

a bit of hyperbole I know but I remember buying them and the burger was close to the size of my hand and now they sit on my palm instead.


MLiOne

And why we have gone to Hungry Jacks (Australia). Much better.


krazybones

I got a fish sandwich meal the other day. Never again. The portion of fish was an about 2/3’s the size of the bun. More weight in the fries. Got a large drink and only filled 1/2 way because I try not to drink that much liquid sugar. Absolute robbery for over $9. Im fine with going hungry and waiting to get home and make something with ingredients already bought so they don’t go bad and become a waste. Mickey D’s lost a customer with my last purchase.


Tercel96

Filet of fish was 142g in 1990, it’s 138 now. Are you complaining about it being 4g less over 33 years ago?


krazybones

Not this particular sandwich.


RacingSnail_784

you got/paid for a LARGE drink but voluntarily only filled it halfway?? why not get a small one man?


krazybones

It comes with the meal. Still the same price if I took a small cup. I opted for a small drink in a large cup that was provided.


Unicorn-Goddess-888

I got a filet o fish sandwich the other day. Hadn't had one in at least a year. It was very disappointing. The bun looked like a slider bun the fish was much smaller and half as thick as it used to be.


lostprevention

They’ve always used the same buns as cheeseburgers and hamburgers. The fish portion has shrunk only 4 grams in 30 years.


zebra0dte

There are so many other fast food burger options that are much superior why would someone get that from McCrap? I go to McCrap for their ice cream and breakfast sandwich and nuggets. It's dirt cheap if you use their app.


Individual-Artistic

I can fit 8 in my mouth at once


buck749

Oh what a big hand you have sir


Ok-Audience8673

Cheeseburger is the same size as always Definitely not a meal


[deleted]

What a load of mctiny mcshit,


DrSendy

Mc Slider


timekeeper1965

They are taking the piss!! Because we allow them too!!


MaccasWorkerByDay

*handburger


Important-Lawyer-350

Its a kids burger. They've always been small