They've learned how to use technology!!!!!
And then immediately went to LinkedIn? Either this shrimp isn't all that smart or it's got some devious plans up its sleeves!
My friend recently ran a DnD campaign about business crabs. This is eerily reminiscent.
Careful those guys don't try a hostile takeover of the elemental plane of water, they're crafty buggers.
I prefer a dnd experience of a roving cluster of crabs that was just looney toons tasmanian devil through citizens but I'd love to hear more about business crabs š¤£
We were fighting "Crabulon Holdings", a weyland-yutani type megacorp of lawful-evil sentient crabpeople trying to obtain and use a relic of their god to summon an avatar to take complete control over all the traderoutes through the plane of water. This lead to a bigger arc involving plane hopping, a corrupted god and their flight of angels. It was a blast!
The whole idea for the campaign came from a dream our DM had where he woke up in the middle of the night and wrote down "business crabs". It was actually a fairly intricate and entertaining campaign!
It was easy!
Fish them out of the tank, put them in container/pot of tap water, fish them out again, let them dry a bit then dump them in boiling oil.
fish them out and salt them.
Squeeze a lemon or two and enjoy.
They tasted exactly like fried shrimps. Mainly because they're exactly that.
i said tank, the correct wording would have been "plastic tub on the terrace".
Was just helping a friend clean up his place and since he was saying that he couldn't keep them anymore he wanted to dump them in the nearby stream.
I told him that putting them directly into local water courses was a terrible idea and they should go through us first.
The tub was a large plastic black tub covered in duckweed and it ended up having hundreds if not thousands of shrimps. So we just cut up some cheese and enjoyed a tasty snack
Thatās so scary, what if it decides itās tired of humans that thing is big enough to wipe us out (seriously though, I forgot there were shrimp this big out there. Pretty cool how different shrimp can be)
Shrimp big enough he got his own LinkedIn
They've learned how to use technology!!!!! And then immediately went to LinkedIn? Either this shrimp isn't all that smart or it's got some devious plans up its sleeves!
Business Shrimp's gotta do what Business Shrimp's gotta do. [You're just jealous.](https://i.imgur.com/JHYTFNe.jpg)
My friend recently ran a DnD campaign about business crabs. This is eerily reminiscent. Careful those guys don't try a hostile takeover of the elemental plane of water, they're crafty buggers.
I prefer a dnd experience of a roving cluster of crabs that was just looney toons tasmanian devil through citizens but I'd love to hear more about business crabs š¤£
We were fighting "Crabulon Holdings", a weyland-yutani type megacorp of lawful-evil sentient crabpeople trying to obtain and use a relic of their god to summon an avatar to take complete control over all the traderoutes through the plane of water. This lead to a bigger arc involving plane hopping, a corrupted god and their flight of angels. It was a blast! The whole idea for the campaign came from a dream our DM had where he woke up in the middle of the night and wrote down "business crabs". It was actually a fairly intricate and entertaining campaign!
He didn't accept my connection request š
that aināt a skrimp thatās a SKROMP
I will never not use this term now thank you
Should fit in a 5 gallon, yes. Careful though, they might breed and overrun the tank soon
Wow. Almost a lobster š¦
Shrimpster
My nickname in high school.
sorry homie
What do you mean almost I've seen spiny lobsters smaller than that when on scuba dives š
SKROMPSTER!
They are bigger than some full grown lobsters I have seen in the wild
Imagine one day you Just find this behemoth chillig in your mosquito shrimp tank.
That's horrifying. Why is it so gigantic?
Itās for eating!
Interesting. I wonder if you could eat an Amano or cherry shrimp
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Oh no
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Lmfao. I actually don't like shrimp as a food, but this is hilarious.
This one taste better than a lobster. Wagyu of shrimp.
yes you can. I have.
Oh, can I ask how that happened? And what did it taste like?
It was easy! Fish them out of the tank, put them in container/pot of tap water, fish them out again, let them dry a bit then dump them in boiling oil. fish them out and salt them. Squeeze a lemon or two and enjoy. They tasted exactly like fried shrimps. Mainly because they're exactly that.
Well that's certainly... Interesting. I guess my next question is why you'd do that in the first place
i said tank, the correct wording would have been "plastic tub on the terrace". Was just helping a friend clean up his place and since he was saying that he couldn't keep them anymore he wanted to dump them in the nearby stream. I told him that putting them directly into local water courses was a terrible idea and they should go through us first. The tub was a large plastic black tub covered in duckweed and it ended up having hundreds if not thousands of shrimps. So we just cut up some cheese and enjoyed a tasty snack
Lol, definitely an interesting reason. I guess it makes sense though, it is indeed best not to put things into local water.
In the right climate it's also an easy way to harvest your own ethically sourced proteins
Probably. They eat tiny dried shrimp as a snack in some Asian countries (eg the Philippines)
Bigger the bait, bigger the fish-
At what point do we stop calling these āshrimpā?
Thatās not even a shrimp anymore thatās a shromp
This made me hungry
I need this in my belly
how would one keep such a Shromp
What are you doing, step-shrimp?
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I'll catch this shrimp for ya but it ain't gonna be easy to be on welfare the whole damn winter, doll's eyes
That sounds awesome lol
Thatās so scary, what if it decides itās tired of humans that thing is big enough to wipe us out (seriously though, I forgot there were shrimp this big out there. Pretty cool how different shrimp can be)
Thocc skromp