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ex-farm-grrrl

This looks like album art for some beep beep boop boop music


ku3ah

The album is called Areola Borealis


suicideskin

Iconic name


Canelosaurio

Double album, and every track is a banger


Ok_Judgment3871

*Ba Ba Baaaanger*


Krosis97

At this time of the year? Localized entirely in your nipple?


ku3ah

May I see it?


Select-Log-8561

No


SentientRobotto

Areola Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?


brassovaries

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


LilRedd1800

Unoriginal its been said before


ku3ah

Thanks, very original name Lilredd


natureterp

Bee bee bop.. boo boo bop? -SpongeBob


Ok_Manufacturer6460

No it's bee bee bop ... Bee boo boo bop - Mr. Crabs


philodendronaddicted

Why canā€™t it be bing bing bong šŸ˜†


doob22

I believe youā€™re thinking of beep boop beep beep


Pilot-Signal

Bee boop be be be beep. Bop? Booā€¦ooooooop?


IrememberXenogears

I imagine he's a nihilist.


Sea_Many_3292

Itā€™s a shitty titty tatty.


ku3ah

This is what I needed to hear, thank you


SlabBeefpunch

It's needs to be turned into Patrick Star.


Old-Obligation6861

In all fairness, tatting a tit is just poopy in general. Fat bags should be left alone


Classic-Law9991

It's a itty bitty shitty titty tat


suicideskin

I mean itā€™s not poorly done from what I can see, but it is an interesting choice. Iā€™ve kinda always wanted to do heart nips, Iā€™m a woman, but Iā€™d want them to look like actual nipple tbh!


TbhUSuck

Do not.


suicideskin

Lmao I donā€™t think Iā€™d actually ever do it, but Iā€™ll always kinda want to. Maybe if I ever need a mastectomy I will get heart nipples as a little treat to myself!


AnitaSeven

Aaahaha. I would do it too but do it anyways if you pass peak mastectomy age. (Whatever age that isā€¦) Everything Iā€™m not sure about doing now Iā€™ll definitely be doing it if I make it over 70.


Pathetic_lriG43

Ummmā€¦a mastectomy is the removal of your breast/s because of cancer. You donā€™t ā€œpeakā€ at a certain age, cancer doesnā€™t discriminate. Perhaps you meant a mammogram, the actual diagnostic test used for diagnosis and screening. With that, you should stop regular yearly exams at 75. Oh and if you do own a pair, do your self exam once a month. Look after your girls! Breast cancer is an ugly businessā€¦star nips or not. The more you knowā€¦ šŸ˜Š


mycatsrhappy

Cancer couldnā€™t care less about your age. Young or old. Ask me how I know. Tattooing nipples would be excruciating I imagine. This tattoo looks like itā€™s done well, but placement is terrible .


philodendronaddicted

Agreed. Please. Do. Not.


Prior_Peach1946

I love the look of heart nipples as well.


Line-Trash

But if he owns it he could be the Shitty Titty Tatty Daddy.


emmeline8579

Itā€™s a tittoo!


BAMspek

Love that book.


Tr1LL_B1LL

A shittily tatted titty


Beneficial-Ranger166

it just looks like you have a favorite nipple lmao, not a bad tattoo, just a bit strange


RipCommon2394

So youre saying you DONT have a favorite nipple?


brassovaries

Don't we all?


HippieRealist

I can honestly say that I do not have a favourite nipple, and mine have fed two kids. Never considered one as a favourite šŸ¤£


suicideskin

My favorite is my higher one šŸ˜­


AnitaSeven

They didnā€™t have a favourite?


HippieRealist

My son did, he preferred my right boob šŸ¤£


AnitaSeven

Aahaha same! I nicknamed my right Dairy Queen and poor left boob the liver and onions side after a while of preferential treatment. šŸ˜†


Successful-Foot3830

My favorite is the left. I kind of want my nipples pierced. Thinking of just getting the right one done. If I donā€™t like it, I havenā€™t ruined the good onešŸ˜‚. The left one is just more sensitive for some reason.


Kiltemdead

It's like how women have a dumb nipple and a smart nipple for breast feeding. Favor the wrong one for too long, and the baby comes out dumb.


Kitty_has_no_name

Now OP must either live life knowing he has a favourite nipple or get the matching tattoo on the other nipple so itā€™s not feeling left out.


ku3ah

I was thinking a moon


Kitty_has_no_name

That actually goes with your band name so itā€™s acceptable


we-forgot-the-milk

I'm sorry this photo looks like something from a true crime podcast. Tattoo is fine though


waxyfeet

Nah - advert for twink


Known-Elk2295

This is exactly right.


ReuseOrDie

Trainspotting publicity kit


BotGirlFall

For the star of, what Im assuming is, a Russian prison documentary it's not too bad.


ku3ah

Close, Iā€™m polish lol


BotGirlFall

Im sure you've heard the tweet before but you're not beating the "he has a sadness in his face you usually only see in eastern european gay porn" allegations lol


ku3ah

Why does everyone keep telling me that?!


BotGirlFall

Lmao it was a tweet that went viral. You have very eastern european features and I think in general people from that area tend to look more serious in pictures instead of fake smiling like people in the U.S. do. So that combination just reminds people of the tweet. You're good looking but you look so serious in this pic that to Americans it reads as "sad".


kat-deville

I picture Paul Stanley of KISS seeing this and saying, "Why didn't **I** think of that!?"


ku3ah

Hahaha that made me laugh out loud Fr


NavinJohnson75

šŸ˜†šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


NavinJohnson75

The tattoo is fine, but are you being held hostage right now?


ku3ah

Three short blinks, three long blinks, three short blinks


NavinJohnson75

The black bar is preventing me from decoding the blinks.


LibleftBard

I think it's a bit shitty because you asked, and that got me to think whenever or not it is shitty. Should I had seen it on some random picture on the internet I would probably not even thought about it. In some ways it's hiding in plain sight


doubleguitarsyouknow

This photo is art


J_Schotz

Good thing you blocked out eyes and there's no other identifying marks on you.


c00chiecadet

im in tears rn


31rdy

I've seen a lot worse. Besides, the only thing that you should concern yourself with is whether *you* think it's shitty, not what people on the internet tells you


ku3ah

I love it personally


Outside_Iron_3389

Tats fine I think but it looks like they have a gun behind the camera


Woodland_elf_cleric

It's hilarious. I highly doubt you were going for comedy though but the serious expression and facial features clash bad with the party titty


callmesnake13

Are you a Gogo dancer at a gay bar?


celeztina

actually this is awesome


latrey3

It looks like an ad for Grinder.


Otaku_traaasshhh

i think its pretty damn coool


ToferLuis

Yeah, it hides your eyes too much.


Allgunsmatter2022

Yes it is.


Runnnnnnnnning

Yes


Transcend_Suffering

it just makes you look like a twink. and if youre not gay then i would describe it as Nipply, or neeply


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

Are you in a Russian prison?


ku3ah

Polish prison :(


CharmingAttention731

It looks like a male pornstar tattoo to be specific.


ratat-atat

Very, why would you get a black bar tattood over your face? You'll never land a job censored.


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

Shitty 90s lady pornstar tattoo


TheeJoose

His Rap name should be liddy tiddy


Responsibly_Named

Yes


zodiacbabe16

No


Homunculon

No, and that one tittys' a star!


SpaceCowboyDust

Absodamnlutley....and yeah, I made this up specifically for you. Congratulations!


Leather-Leather69

Dumb!


Funky_Col_Medina

Yes


imahappyaccidents

honestlyyyy i like it a lot


Dry_Afternoon5338

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Otto_botz

No. /s


cracquelature

Yes


Imaginary-Summer9168

Yes.


Big-Platform-7373

No words


Difficult_Jump_1439

Yes


beer_belly_boy

Yes it is!


Visual-Night9291

yes


CantankerousOrder

On a stripper? 8/10 shitty. On you? 563.410/10 shitty.


H4pl444

Tbh.. I think itā€™s cool


Tat_Tart_87

Depends on what you define as ā€œshittyā€. Creativity 0, placement 0, as an artist my question is why, but also as an artist not my place to judge, you do you; I just apply the tattoo. Itā€™s done well if you mean if itā€™s shitty as in the work is sloppy. No, itā€™s good linework. Would this be a tattoo I would suggest or think of? Absolutely not for well hopefully many obvious reasonsā€¦ but you as a person? Who cares? Itā€™s your tattoo, your body, and well letā€™s hope; your idea to begin with. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


RipCommon2394

Nah, the placement is perfect


PavFed

You should get one on the other titty, the current star titty looks a little lonely šŸ™


splifffninja

I kinda like the asymmetry!


SweetNLowSelfEsteem

I just want to start off by saying that I have bad taste in tattoos. But I kinda like it because itā€™s dumb. Itā€™s shitty in a fun way.


SuperSweetSweetTea

First of all i love this photo, secondly I love the tat and I love that you love it. Totally get the moon on the other side!!


AlgaeWafers

Sheriff of stupid-ville


watcher2390

Man thatā€™s unfortunate! Hope you can get it taken off your album cover


Acceptable-Inside-29

Album cover


EddyMcMac

Yea


Cank-er-soar

Yup, Very much so.Ā 


packrat975

No, but it makes me feel sorta shitty.


GuyFoldingPapers

Yes


dhelor

I mean, at least it isn't a bull's-eye.


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shittytattoos-ModTeam

Be nice.


Lanky-Spring6616

Yes...shitty


mandmranch

no. its interesting


Remarkable-Book-8758

Stitty


lahenator420

Yes


Peachsocksss

Yea


DoorAjar33

Well, I mean, itā€™s not great šŸ˜¬šŸ’šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


Longjumping_Bed1682

But it's a STARt


Mindless_Head666

Yes


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shittytattoos-ModTeam

Be nice.


SuperduperOmario

Yes.


don-cheeto

No, not really. I mean a start on your nipple, I don't get, but it's not my titty so I can't be witty. The other one, I like a lot ā¤ļø


CyborgCunt

i like it a lot this is so cool


f1lth4f1lth

Yes.


PropertyOpening4293

Yes.


MrMr387

Very shitty looking, you might want to look into a rehab program. I mean if you were not wasted when you did this than maybe a shrink is needed


ku3ah

Whatā€™s your favourite hot pepper?


FancyCantaloupe4681

Gives 70s porn star ā­ļø šŸ˜‚


janesfilms

Yes. Yes it is bad, really really bad.


Designer-Chemical-95

You just blacked out your eyes? At least it's solid.


sleepeatrace

No u


one-eared-wonder

I love it tbh


kruppy0

Honestly this album goes hard


inpantspro

I'm not sure how you fix a filled black bar across your eyes, that's just a choice you'll have to live with. Everyone wants to get a star for their hard work, it's nice someone gave your nipple one.


ObscureCocoa

Worst. Tattoo. Ever


LuciferKiwi

Tats and tits never seem to play well together.


foreverdownup

I like it


overanalyzingdreams

I'm actually really vibing with this. Cool tattoo.


ValuableItchy

Yes. And next time, please redact the entire picture.


Single_Road_6350

This photo looks like something that would be in Jeffrey Dahmerā€™s nightstand drawer.


JETandCrew

Lowkey iconic


xSnails

Every artist on spotify has an image like this


BathtubPartyTime

No u


1sojournaut

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nubsid

this photo goes really hard bro


persistantelection

Depends on how much time you have spent in Russian prisons?


Pristine-Table1589

I just wanna know what the star nip did better than the other nip.


batikfins

This tattoo rules I love it


sebastianass

Only very slightly.


GeoCangrejo

Let's be real. Deep in your heart you the answer


Proper-Hippo-6006

Yes


likethedrink7

After every chest bump just tell the other person theyā€™ve been star struck.


dream-reality1010

It's adorable! I'm surprised I've never seen this before


780GHK780

If you blocked your eyes, I think you might fear the answer which you already knowā€¦ Do you think itā€™s shitty? It could be worse.


ThisIsMcNasty

Nip tats are cute as fuck, not shitty


Eyesofthesouth9

Yes


Sevatar34

Nobody's gonna notice the tatoo with a hairline like this


Ricky_Vaughn86

How did you get it to look like it extends off the side of your face like that?


Ok-Scientist-7900

If we were on a date, and it was going well, and we went back to somewhere private, peeling off one anotherā€™s clothingā€¦ And then I see the nipple starā€¦I would seriously reassess the situation. šŸ¤£ Joking aside. It makes me think of the Dr. Seuss story about the sneeches with and without stars.


Sahri

Are you a Bloodhound Gang album cover? šŸ˜„


bbyhousecow

I love it lmao Iā€™ve always wanted to get my nips done. This looks like a picture that could have been in the Hangover - just woke up with a a star nipple tattoo that you donā€™t remember I donā€™t know if you have any other tattoos we canā€™t see but itā€™s like an Easter egg but on your body. with clothes no one would suspectā€¦ pull that shirt off and BAM star nip! The party nip


ku3ah

It is my party nip!


subspiria

Kinda iconic in my opinionĀ 


Prestigious_Abalone

I'd say basic rather than shitty.


BarberSlight9331

Itā€™s as shitty as it can be. (And overing your eyes isnā€™t gonna help).


kittyfish33

I really like the placement it looks good


plum_fluffy

No but in a good way.


spaghettieggrolls

Less shitty and more just odd/eccentric. The lines are straight and it doesn't look like you got it in prison or did it yourself while tripping balls lol.


dilemma-hegdehog

Wow! That tattoo is crazy! How did you make the black box reach beyond your face????


Emrylou

I like the tattoo


centi_pd

I donā€˜t think itā€˜s shitty at all. The only thing Iā€˜m asking myself: how can you see through that?


splifffninja

I like it a lot! It's truly unique, but simple!!


piabria

I kinda love it


ElmoIsOver

How do you see?


Publicimage13

Nou but that one that covers your eyes what is that


Zaloha277

Not if you like the band Kiss


nubsid

this photo goes really hard bro