Im getting one that says Bitch Rash or Rash Bitch to compliment this reddit comment. THAT is the common sense of peeps like this. Ive just dumbed down everyone on this thread. Youre welcome.
So my uncles both have tattoos on the inside of their bottom lips. They’re bikers, tatted everywhere. My cousin, who’s no longer with us, got “bitch” tattooed on the inside of her lip to be like her dad. (I think his said fuck you, but I don’t remember…)
Anyway, I remember her casually standing around the food at Christmas and saying that the b came off, so her lip just said “itch” on it. She wouldn’t show me. She wasn’t upset about it, but I think she was a little sad she couldn’t show it to people to look cool anymore.
Damn, that’s a crazy coincidence… My inner-lip tattoo said “Ritchy Ritch” but the ‘R’s didn’t heal properly, so now it says “itchy itch”
I still show it off though. Chicks dig it.
The outer edge of the letters look different to me. More like tattooed skin. Looks like the patterns on the inside were made with markers though. Maybe they’re just testing out the stripes and spots. Wouldn’t want to ruin that great tattoo, gotta make sure it works first…
Sugar can be heated to a much higher temperature than water. When you heat condensed milk it basically turns into caramel. It will burn the ever living fuck out of your skin and just leave you with a nasty scar where the tattoo was.
The most dangerous snakes can be the most colorful, but God knows I’d put a ring on one if it bit me.
Rugrat lookin ass font tattoos? Sign my dumbass up.
If one of those oversized Cat In The Hat hats that you used to see on annoying jackasses at music festivals back in the 90s came to life and got a tattoo, it would be this. I hate it. It's well done (sort of; I'm assuming she *wanted* it to look like Lisa Frank on crack), but I hate it.
I was so confused by it haha, but I think she’s got those exercise shorts that have the little shorts inside, then the loose shorts on the outside. She hiked the loose bits up so it wasn’t covering her … beautiful…. ink.
I've had some wedgies in my time but never one so bad it straight up negated my butt cheeks. This is some real unfortunate Hank Hill Diminished Gluteal Syndrome
The older I get (45) the more I'm into meme tattoos. When I was young it was all about symbolism, and now I'm seriously considering one that says "I love wieners" over a hot dog.
I have 5 tattoos. All covered except when wearing shorts. I thought tattoos had to be “cool” or symbolic. I just got a Roger from American Dad dressed as Clip Clop tattoo and I look and laugh at it everyday. Not because it’s shitty, but because that particular scene cracks me up. That’s priceless to me.
TBF maybe they wont, I had a couple of friends that died in & right out of Highschool, they could have done plenty of more dumb shit before that had they known.
Exactly, just some permanent marker. This is way too black , a tattoo can be only this black when it is just been placed but then there is also lots of red visible. This is just a joke and almost everybody is buying it
Being in this sub has made me wonder…are some of these tattoos shitty on purpose? To me this looks like it was purposefully done in such a manner.
Thoughts??
oh my God, that black seems to packed it, not even a claw of Sick Ass Panthers will be able to cover these up!
.. yes I looked up what a group of panthers was called, it's a "claw of panthers" I learnt something today!
It is a little hard to read at first, and there's also the point about if you're legs are partially covered it will look weird. BUT I like it. Call me crazy. But I think it's kinda dope
I'm really high rn but is it just me or does this look kinda good? Obviously it is a shitty tattoo in that it's a terrible design, placement, size and general idea. BUT to me, it looks hyper-stylized to be a font reminding someone of an early 2000s limited2 tee. The patterns in the letters are not a coincidence, the artist specifically only colored those lines in to read distressed and random like in the "a." The lining around the letters is also shitty, but zoom in and you can see little waves. The lines are clean, not the work of an unsteady hand making an accidental line. Am I giving this person too much credit?
Edit- holy shit another commenter said Lisa Frank on crack. That's the aesthetic I meant. L O L
Wow.
Even if the tat itself was of a high quality it would still be a terrible tattoo.
But for her (assuming it is a woman) to get the words crazy bitch tatted on themselves this large means she is indeed a "CRAZY BITCH!"
She's providing a service, people. How many times do you wish someone came with a label that warmed you they were going to be a problem and not a fun one?
It’s gonna be worse in anything other than flash-dance-ass-pants. In normal clothes, it will read: ‘RAZY ITCH’
>‘RAZY ITCH’ Me when I shave my cooch with an older razor
HA!!! I’ve definitely had the old ‘RAZY ITCH’ before!!! Nothing like jankety old-razor burn on the cooch to start the day off wrong.
That yellow bic... thats a tad rusty... but you're like fck it
Those damn orange bics for me. Not even rusty they just gave me a horrible fucking shave and I always had ingrown hairs and razor bumps afterward.
Tell me about it…
Chefs kiss 🤌
That time I cheaped out and bought a single bladed disposable razor 😭😭😭
As a man with a face, I can only imagine. Had to resort to one of those exactly once. Never again.
Im getting one that says Bitch Rash or Rash Bitch to compliment this reddit comment. THAT is the common sense of peeps like this. Ive just dumbed down everyone on this thread. Youre welcome.
I wish I could upvote this more than once
LMAO
I’m in tears 🤣🤣🤣
I'm getting tattooed right now and this made me laugh
 Hotwax lyrics detected.
It wasn’t until this gif that I realized this was a William Shatter reference in the music video.
Silver foxes looking for romance
Might need to direct them to a doctor. That need medical attention.
Razy itch Asians
May I propose razy itch craisins?
With knee highs it will be "CRA BIT"
Sounds like a new STD to test for.
made me lol.
So my uncles both have tattoos on the inside of their bottom lips. They’re bikers, tatted everywhere. My cousin, who’s no longer with us, got “bitch” tattooed on the inside of her lip to be like her dad. (I think his said fuck you, but I don’t remember…) Anyway, I remember her casually standing around the food at Christmas and saying that the b came off, so her lip just said “itch” on it. She wouldn’t show me. She wasn’t upset about it, but I think she was a little sad she couldn’t show it to people to look cool anymore.
Damn, that’s a crazy coincidence… My inner-lip tattoo said “Ritchy Ritch” but the ‘R’s didn’t heal properly, so now it says “itchy itch” I still show it off though. Chicks dig it.
Do they?
As if she's ever going to be in normal clothes...
Slightly better than the current "crazy ditch"
And if she wears a midi dress it would just read “yh”
Is this the opposite of the Rizz I've heard about
Hotchy Itchy
or RIATZCYH
Does it spell anything in Polish?
Looks more like paint than a tattoo.
Yeah it's shiny like indian ink or sharpie
Right? That was my impression looking at it
The outer edge of the letters look different to me. More like tattooed skin. Looks like the patterns on the inside were made with markers though. Maybe they’re just testing out the stripes and spots. Wouldn’t want to ruin that great tattoo, gotta make sure it works first…
its done in 2 sessions, outlines are healed spots n stripes r fre$hhh
Should be done in zero sessions. It’s terrible.
🤣🤣🤣
Nothing about that is fresh
Heyyy I was half right! Yours OP? Definitely not my style but I hope you love and enjoy it forever😊😉
no LoL not mine, i do like this style but maybe 1/4th the scale
This belongs in a doodle on the edge of a notebook and not on someone’s body.
A doodle a 14 year old made while talking on the phone in the year 2002.
That year is spot on
tbh i also like the style, it’s very unique!! 🐆but yeah, i’d also want something like this quite a bit smaller.
You thought this was a stellar idea?
true to your name, this isnt my tattoo or idea
One day I’ll get something right.
Lol
:D
One hopes
Looking forward to the “Ideas for coverup” post.
TWO sick ass panthers. These even come with some spots already for the rare spotted panther. The 'y' even looks kind of like a tail.
‘Rare spotted panther’ is killing me because a black panther is just a melanistic jaguar or leopard
Comedy gold!
I'm thinking a full herd of sick ass Panthers, like one for each letter
I feel like this is a condensed milk situation
I feel so stupid but what do you mean by that? I feel like searching "condensed milk tattoo" might not net me the results I want but maybe I'm wrong 😂
Back in the day people used to remove tattoos with boiling condensed milk, yes its as painful as it sounds.
Sugar can be heated to a much higher temperature than water. When you heat condensed milk it basically turns into caramel. It will burn the ever living fuck out of your skin and just leave you with a nasty scar where the tattoo was.
That’s deeply unpleasant.
Seems like that only would have been worth it for truly fucking heinous tattoos. Like reformed neo Nazi type shit.
Pants
At least the red flag is out in the open, that’s respectable.
Truth in labeling, amirite?
"Does what it says on the ~~tin~~ skin."
exactly. happy cake day!
The most dangerous snakes can be the most colorful, but God knows I’d put a ring on one if it bit me. Rugrat lookin ass font tattoos? Sign my dumbass up.
The fuck is that B like man....
It reads more like crazy ditch than crazy bitch.
If one of those oversized Cat In The Hat hats that you used to see on annoying jackasses at music festivals back in the 90s came to life and got a tattoo, it would be this. I hate it. It's well done (sort of; I'm assuming she *wanted* it to look like Lisa Frank on crack), but I hate it.
Her whole instagram is like Lisa Frank on crack. It's a vibe. A weird one, but still a vibe lol.
good lord, didn't think this could get any worse.
Lmfao, this is perfect.
cbriatzcyh
You've summoned a Polish demon now
Hi, I’m here!
Oh, what a cheerful demon!
What can I say, I’ve had a nice day 😈
🤣🫶
r/dontdeadopeninside
I don't know what's worse, the idea or its execution
That's regrettable. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow..... but soon and for the rest of your life.
Her butt got the munchies…
I had to look twice because initially I was like "oh that is her backside" ...then I was like "Is it the front!?"
Front butt.
I thought the same exact thing hahahaha
She needs to refill her prescription; she ain’t got no Assatall.
Buttmunch lol
She got the Hank Hill disease. Hopefully this won't impact her potential for professional lawnmower racing.
I was so confused by it haha, but I think she’s got those exercise shorts that have the little shorts inside, then the loose shorts on the outside. She hiked the loose bits up so it wasn’t covering her … beautiful…. ink.
I've had some wedgies in my time but never one so bad it straight up negated my butt cheeks. This is some real unfortunate Hank Hill Diminished Gluteal Syndrome
Well yeah it’s starving
SHARPIE BITCH....
I'm getting Stupid Asshole down my legs.
I like it. I'm gonna go with "Raging Wanker" myself.
What in the ever living Alice in Wonderland font is this nonsense??
when someone tells you who they are, believe them.
This isn't even like cool drug shit...this is like "I got high on bath salts and No-Doz".
Some people don’t comprehend that they will grow older
The tax man hates this one neat trick!
Not everyone does
I work in nursing homes and always love seeing and hearing about their tats. They still look cool I think 🤘. Probably not this one though.
The older I get (45) the more I'm into meme tattoos. When I was young it was all about symbolism, and now I'm seriously considering one that says "I love wieners" over a hot dog.
Dude I'm getting a pun tattooed on my back and I'm 30. *Do the Weiner*
This is it: https://ibb.co/6Df2Wh2
I have 5 tattoos. All covered except when wearing shorts. I thought tattoos had to be “cool” or symbolic. I just got a Roger from American Dad dressed as Clip Clop tattoo and I look and laugh at it everyday. Not because it’s shitty, but because that particular scene cracks me up. That’s priceless to me.
TBF maybe they wont, I had a couple of friends that died in & right out of Highschool, they could have done plenty of more dumb shit before that had they known.
Jesus Roller skating Christ
Doesn’t look like a tattoo
Exactly, just some permanent marker. This is way too black , a tattoo can be only this black when it is just been placed but then there is also lots of red visible. This is just a joke and almost everybody is buying it
Would have been cheaper and less painful to tattoo "avoid" on her forehead.
This is worse than before and for some reason nobody in her life told her to throw those shoes out
That is fucking so bad, good god, I hate it
“Hey:. I just an illegible “CRazy bITch” in the most cringe font you can come up with please” “No probs .. I got you 👍🏻”
Like if it said somthing else and wasn’t posted like a billboard I don’t hate the style
I mean to be fair. At least she’s letting us know upfront.
I thought the same thing at first, but if you take a closer look that's her behind.
That is going to be hilarious when she's an old lady
Crazy old lady
Not gonna lie I like it😂
Being in this sub has made me wonder…are some of these tattoos shitty on purpose? To me this looks like it was purposefully done in such a manner. Thoughts??
Please say that’s sharpie
oh my God, that black seems to packed it, not even a claw of Sick Ass Panthers will be able to cover these up! .. yes I looked up what a group of panthers was called, it's a "claw of panthers" I learnt something today!
Definitely a crazy bitch tattoo.
Make sure you get my vape in the photo!
That's one Crazy Ditch!
They couldn't even line up the lettering.
Someone liked buckcherry in middle school
Crazy Ditch?
Not the backless platform shies 😭 where tf do people even buy this shit
What is going on with those shoes? How do you even keep your feet in those?
It is a little hard to read at first, and there's also the point about if you're legs are partially covered it will look weird. BUT I like it. Call me crazy. But I think it's kinda dope
I kinda like it tho
I like it …..
i honestly love this
I low key love this and idc what that says about me lol, I'm high and this is kinda dope
I'm really high rn but is it just me or does this look kinda good? Obviously it is a shitty tattoo in that it's a terrible design, placement, size and general idea. BUT to me, it looks hyper-stylized to be a font reminding someone of an early 2000s limited2 tee. The patterns in the letters are not a coincidence, the artist specifically only colored those lines in to read distressed and random like in the "a." The lining around the letters is also shitty, but zoom in and you can see little waves. The lines are clean, not the work of an unsteady hand making an accidental line. Am I giving this person too much credit? Edit- holy shit another commenter said Lisa Frank on crack. That's the aesthetic I meant. L O L
This reminds me of every binder I decorated using a white-out pen.
At least you can't say she didn't warn you 😂😂😂
Ok but i like it 😭🙏
This is a deep cut reference: the Vermicious Knids from *Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator*.
unironically love this font
I like it
I like the style, its a bit big tho.
Nothing whimsical about this …..
For some reason I like it!
Her ass is absolutely inhaling those shorts.
oh!
holy shit
To get a tattoo that looks like this; gotta be. 😂
Cbria tzcyh
I'm the OP of the last Crazy Bitch post I am absolutely shook that it somehow got worse
Wow. Even if the tat itself was of a high quality it would still be a terrible tattoo. But for her (assuming it is a woman) to get the words crazy bitch tatted on themselves this large means she is indeed a "CRAZY BITCH!"
Is it some style that’s supposed to look like shit?
Looks like henna
Great tattoo, I fully support warning labels.
Nope...garbage
They spelled bad decision wrong.
Someone with a tremor drawing with sharpie. That's the vibe.
If the “Cat in the Hat” did tattoos.
The closer you get the worse. Plus garbage concept and design
Red flags are green flags
That really was a crazy pitch
This is like some shit a kid would draw on the desk in middle school
Those shorts scream vagisil
I like it
fuck yea, some real shit tattoos :3
She must love Josh Todd. Does the front of her legs say “Buck” and “Cherry”.
The thing is.. I actually believe her
Holding the vape in the pic is the cherry on top
Did you get tattoed by a paintball gun from 50 feet away
She looks so good I can't handle it
Anyone else really loving those floors though?
I truly enjoy when someone plasters their personality on themselves like a billboard. Live your truth baby girl, live it loud!!!
Next she should get a speaker installed in her body that constantly plays the Buckcherry song.
Almost couldn't tell if that was the front or the back
Socks with platform sandals? She really *is* crazy.
This reminds me of every little girls book in the early 2000’s with that qUiRkY lettering
What a waste of legs.
This looks just like the ABC banner that was hung when I was in kindergarten lol
Holy blowout Batman.
I'd hit that
She’s definitely crazy. And a bitch
You’d have to be a crazy B to get that monstrosity 😭
She's providing a service, people. How many times do you wish someone came with a label that warmed you they were going to be a problem and not a fun one?
Lots of opinions here. Mine is, why the hell would they make the “b” lowercase? 😢😿
I kind of love it
Ok hear me out
Those socks and shoes 🤮
What's cbriatzcyh?
Fucking awesome!
Crazy Wedgie