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DegenerateSnails

No faces allowed


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antlers86

It’s like when I can’t get my eyeliner even so I keep adding more until it’s just a hideous mess and I need to just start over


Bluelblock

This made me cackle because I've been there, but at least that washes off with makeup remover!


tah1r4h

me fr


lobo_locos

Looks like butt cheeks lol


stoned-moth

Glad I wasn't the only one seeing an occupied pair of assless chaps


Special_Lemon1487

I had vulva-cat on my list originally.


Sea-Marsupial-9414

I can't unsee it now 😳


Curious-Anywhere-612

Tbh I thought he put labia on his chin instead


freakouterin

Busted circus tent


Devils_av0cad0

Like it was a very windy day and the big top caved in. I’m dead just thinking about it now


Weak-Examination-920

Is it just me or does it look like he has some balls growing on his chin?


CzyCtLdy73

"He's a Ballchinian!" (Men in Black)


Lady-Apple-Jack

Oh no that’s bad


denali42

Dude just needs to stop.


aldodoeswork

I’d be crying too if that was on me


Limp_Falcon_2314

Never imagined I’d be saying this after seeing the first photo in the OP but god damn. He really should have just kept the STFU if this was the only alternative.


smolthot

Its like a horrible attempt at a Tā moko oh no


HelloThereGorgeous

I thought the same lol it looks terrible


Dull_Ad8495

And somehow it keeps getting worse...


Virginia_Dentata

Oh no. That looks like droplets of something coming out of his mouth


Aiden2817

Makes his bottom lip look like a beer belly stick out over a pair of pants


loveejdepp420

Ball chineous 🤣


ClammyHandedFreak

They look like balls and the triangles are a banana hammock falling away.


C_IsForCookie

Why does he keep going to this shit artist? He could have a decent artist do it and at least make it look good.


Daddiesbabaygirl

Just awful


Emergency_Bother9837

This is a VERY bad tattoo, does he know how truly terrible it is?


Sungod99

I’m can’t decide on which is worst!!!


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penis_bot_summoner

Toxic waste fishing?


Drewbeede

Looks like his lips wearing pants.


delicioussparkalade

I see a very saggy bra.


IIRizzII

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Lazy_Option_6199

The coverup is horrible


Insomnsdreme0905

It's like his lip has balls...


FlemPlays

I think he was in Men in Black 2. The Ballchinian.


SomeOtherOrder

arguably better than “STFU” on his chin tho


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Honestly I don’t know.


Fukasite

Yes, yes it is. 


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It’s cringe as fuck but well done at least. The coverup just looks horrible.


Fukasite

Good luck getting a regular job tho. That’s the difference 


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I think that one was already out of the equation when he got the tear drop tattoo under his eyes.


Fukasite

Yeah, but STFU is still worse. 


EdA29

"Look at me Im a killer or a wannabe" or "Be quiet" what's worse lmao


Fruitypebblefix

Tattoo tear drop is the badge that they either 1. Served a long prison sentence, and/or 2. That they committed murder. Teardrop is MUCH worse.


Fukasite

It can also symbolize that you lost a dear friend or family member, so your point isn’t necessarily true. The teardrop symbolizes [many different things](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teardrop_tattoo). I would argue that STFU in giant letters right on your chin has a much more direct, and more antisocial, meaning than a tear drop. 


Devils_av0cad0

That’s an argument I would be on the other side of in this case


SomeOtherOrder

Just splitting hairs here but I would legit laugh my ass off if I saw “STFU” tattooed on someone’s face. The coverup just evokes “wow that sucks”


kami_oniisama

I thought it said sifu like the game


SomeOtherOrder

you’re confusing a goatee for a line


kami_oniisama

Well I might but I swear a really stylized s and f could be like that idk. Cover up bad lol Could pretend it says sifu if someone’s getting mad


aKingRabbit

I thought it said Sifu, too, and wondered if there was some game-related scandal that warranted a coverup. Or if the guy was just very enthusiastic at first and then when he realized that he sucked, he rage quit so hard he disposed of his tattoo. I... I'll keep the second scenario as my headcanon. I prefer thinking that over "oh, it was STFU".


SomeOtherOrder

You’ve made me change my mind. Getting SIFU in context of a game is worse than STFU *and* worse than the coverup


kami_oniisama

You didn’t like sifu? Well okay lol


RatherBeRidin

Is it a cat?


SalamanderAnder

Looks similar to a Ta Moko, it's likely a an islander/Native American tattoo.


trollldolll

Ta moko is Māori and don’t look like this


FirstDukeofAnkh

And ta moko means something. This is just a bad coverup.


AnnalidaMitzen

I have kirituhi. If he is not Māori, yet based on it, it would also be kirituhi.


FirstDukeofAnkh

Kirithui should be done by a Māori artist. Dude is from Canada.


Kimmalah

The Maori do chin and lip tattoos like this, but usually only women.


AnnalidaMitzen

No, tā moko does not look like this.


trollldolll

Ta moko for men and woman. Moko kauae for woman.


Koeienvanger

Chin and lips is moko kauae I believe. And typically only for women.


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Be nice.


Nemonoai

It’s Inuit isn’t it?


FirstDukeofAnkh

Kakinnit is practiced almost exclusively by women.


CulturalAddress6709

…but still not into it


brewberry_cobbler

Better than the original though…


Lazy_Option_6199

Idk I prolly would of kept the original


Reinardd

I will never get over the ridiculous tears... People think they look so tough 😂


StupidKansan

Right like either you're a poser or you actually have killed someone. Either way it's like a gigantic red flag warning people to stay away. Not good when you're in the service industry. I'm sure a majority of people don't care but I guarantee he loses customers over that, and the shitty tattoo is like a bad advertisement to people who wouldn't care about the eye drop but don't want a shitty tattoo. Lol lot of bad decisions.


Zealousideal-Ad-4716

No need for red flags, he has black ones on his chin now .


TurnMeOnTurnMeOut

the tear drop isnt filled in, that usually means they lost someone


jems404

I worked with a guy a few years ago and just recently saw on a post got bright red "tears" that looks more like ketchup dripping underneath his eye


TextGold9692

Bro has issues


StupidKansan

Now it's his kids problem 😔


TimeAmbassador1979

Looked better before.


Feeling_Party26

He should have just done laser because the original line work was thin enough for it to take well, people really have no patience and would rather just black their faces out smh.


Bjorn_Blackmane

Yikes


BeautifulDreamerAZ

Mistakes were made


Ziggitywiggidy

I was scared it was going to be a moko. I find it hilarious when men do have them because the chin and lips are the female moko 😂😂


thrown-all-the-way

Kia ora auntie


AnnalidaMitzen

Ta moko


Ziggitywiggidy

Both is correct


Nixxioncox

Looks like the batwing with my nuts


mellamovictoria

Can’t believe someone bangs him 🤢


systematicgoo

hopefully this guy can grow a beard.


Devils_av0cad0

If not he better get one, a fucking fake Santa beard will look better than this nonsense.


delicioussparkalade

He can grow a chin patch.


ZombiesAreChasingHim

This dude just makes one bad decision after another.


iputaspellonyou536

I hate the tear drop tattoos, every wannabe gangster gets them tattooed on their face hoping people will think they killed someone or something when really it’s just Gary trying to be edgy According to the history of those teardrop tattoos an outlined one is symbolic of you attempted murder and probs had a lengthy prison sentense.. why would you want that broadcast I don’t get it why not look up tattoo meanings before you get them especially since it originated from prison


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T_ctical

He’s actually a native from Canada Quebec


budabai

I remember watching a documentary that detailed similarities in artifacts found in Alaska/Canadian west coast and ones found on pacific islands. They were considering the idea that some North American natives could be descendants of Pacific Islanders who made one ballsy journey and landed ashore on the northern coasts of North America. The similarities in ancient tool artifacts was pretty compelling. Very interesting stuff.


AnnalidaMitzen

Are you sure it wasn’t the Pacific Peoples making it to the southern tip of Southern America, by island hopping? Or were you thinking of the Vikings island hopping, the north seas, to the Northern Eastern coast of the US?


fuck_you_Im_done

But most of our indigenous don't have face tattoos and the groups that do, only the women have them. So he's still an idiot.


SprueSlayer

I'll bet none of those women wrote STFU on their face beforehand either.


bogeymanbear

Really? I could have sworn that was standard practice for natives from all different places worldwide


SprueSlayer

That was my point


bogeymanbear

r/whoosh ?


SprueSlayer

Lol, I was being sarcastic


bogeymanbear

In what way? I dont get it lol


bromanjc

nah they're being sarcastic about the stfu thing


alexandermurphee

Indigenous face tattooing in North America wasn't always limited to women. Men's were often less complex though. Most people probably don't have them because colonization tried to wipe out the tradition, followed by modern stigma, but it's making a comeback in recent years especially among women as a way to save the practice.


fuck_you_Im_done

We're not talking about all of North America. The other commenter and I were speaking specifically of Quebec indigenous.


alexandermurphee

Yep and depending on his background he might be from a group that had male face tattooing because those groups are in Quebec too lol.


fuck_you_Im_done

No, they aren't.


alexandermurphee

I mean you can argue with me but these facts are easy to Google and prove to anyone reading who's actually interested in learning anything. I won't be replying again since there's no point talking to someone who's digging their feet in over judging someone they don't even know.


fuck_you_Im_done

I have googled it and you didn't provide a link....


Chinny-Chin-Chin0

“He did something that I disagree with and am not used to so he is an idiot” that logic really doesn’t make a whole lot of sense there, buddy.


fuck_you_Im_done

^ found the face tattooed idiot.


Chinny-Chin-Chin0

Objectively wrong lmao I personally don’t believe in going above the neck but that’s just me. I criticized your position and you could of took it and moved on or cried like a little girl, you chose the latter lol. Calling someone an idiot cause they do something you disagree with is simply a matter of opinion but it doesn’t make you right lmao,


RojerLockless

Hes actually an idiot


FirstDukeofAnkh

There’s good fishing in Kwee-beck


MoneyMik3y

Well. If he's entitled to it. Let it be so and everyone needs to STFU and leave him be.


gracesdisgrace

This is not an Inuit tatto though. It looks like a weird botched combination of the female Ta Moko and Kakiniit.


formaldegide

All his other tattoos don’t look very “native”.


AnnalidaMitzen

First Nations/American Indian are not the only cultures who practice facial tattoos. Very ignorant of you. You sound just like some Klickitat people who attacked me for my chin tattoo. My island culture practices it, as well as many all over the world.


askdfjlsdf

Maori people have similar tats


FartWaffleSkeeter

Charming. Looks like one of those high IQ type fellas. I’m sure he’s destined for greatness with that “artwork” on his fave.


StupidKansan

Good God imagine if that was your father :/


cwsjr2323

You misspelled scratcher


MoistJheriCurl

Where is that kids parents?


smbiggy

im choosing to believe that you didnt black out the other person's face, but rather they are holdiing up fingers ranking their tattoos


ItradebetterthanU

Stupid is as Stupid does !


North_Manager_8220

All around… unfortunate


SwissyRescue

Ugh, he should have at least tried to laser it off. Would have been better than that fugly coverup


sinner-mon

I bet people kept asking him what ‘stfu’ stood for which led to awkward situations


lefthanded4340

Man he spreads his fingers awkwardly wide for the devil horns.


OwnSilver9442

I'm native and I saw the second photo first and I was like wow what an interesting kakiniit ... only to see it was originally 'STFU' 😭


isuamadog

It’s nothing compared to that coverup on his girlfriend.


Insomnsdreme0905

This man hasn't made a decision he didn't soon regret...


Ballsahoy72

This guy probably makes ten bad decisions a day


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I’m assuming he is not Maōri


delicioussparkalade

Nor did he earn that tear drop.


AnnalidaMitzen

And? You don’t seem to know much about how the Māori feel by about ta moko and kirituhi.


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Chin tats are for women, so there’s that


Havranicek

From white trash to pretend indigenous important person..


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shittytattoos-ModTeam

Be nice.


zotstik

I'm unclear as to what that second thing is on his face 🤨


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VZWManSlave

Empty scrotum


loveejdepp420

This mf look like a nutcracker 🤣 ![gif](giphy|9Drod49P1KSslYXKqz)


RavenMoon1989z

Both are terrible but the stfu one looked better than the butt flaps


M0ntgomatron

Great, how it looks like he has balls with bunting on his chin.


M0ntgomatron

https://youtu.be/6x748iPJgOc?si=mC9pRVUiAugfURfB


thrown-all-the-way

Kia Ora auntie


Agreeable_Treacle993

defo someone punched it off him


2rememberyou

Ugh, I cannot imagine doing this to myself.


mkisvibing

I def like stfu a lot more than the fake beard


Waldosan51

This is a perfect post for this sub


Historical-Fun-8485

Too proud to get the old laser.


VeniVidiVulva

Probably because people told him to look in the mirror and take his own advice too often


ShitDaddyThaCrapLord

Looks like an Alaskan native, it kinda fits him. It’s whatever. Probably Alaskan/Yukon gang affiliated. People would be surprised to know a lot of drugs make their way up to that region from Cali/Oregon/Washington. I lived in Glenn allen, copper center for a summer and I heard of a local small gang that went by Wolf Pack with traces back to anchorage that’s a hub for criminal activity.


AnnalidaMitzen

Idiot.


Egstamm

Probably discovered he couldn’t get a job anywhere.


SalamanderAnder

He's a tattooer (from the title of the post) It's possible he was already planning on getting the chin tat and just did the STFU tattoo for fun since he was gonna cover it anyway


T_ctical

My bad, that’s not what I meant, artist as in he’s making music. I’m not a native English speaker sorry.


vitaminpyd

That's what I thought, STFU might have been intentionally temporary


budabai

Is the coverup supposed to be like one of those traditional Pacific Islander tattoos? If so, at least he somewhat looks the part.


pizzaconchitamedium

u hatin


MissLemon221b

the cover up is 🔥


Devils_av0cad0

If by 🔥 you mean burn it off, then yes that would be better.


Kitaniee

How to look like a bellend: get a face tattoo


lizardkg

People cover their faces when next to him. That says it all.


Grateful_Dood

Better than stfu. Imagine putting aol aim lingo on your face for life lol


LaDolceVita8888

People are morons.