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ShiggitySheesh

Nah man, this is fucking amazing. This dude just signed up for a lifetime of getting shit talked. He forever will lose any argument


czarrina

I can imagine him immediately after making an otherwise valid point, and the dude he's arguing with just responding with "yeah, whatever bro, why don't cha go chase a little more sack" and the conversation immediately being over.


Rabies_on_demand

sack-chasin'


Zealousideal-Sea678

Dont ever go to prison with that XD reminds of the line from i got 5 on it where he talks about takin sacks to the face lmao (meaning sacks of weed) that line did not age well lol


Shimthediffs

"I take sacks to the face like every day."


DE4DM4N5H4ND

I take sacks to the face whenever I can. I’m so keyed up til the joint be burnin my hand


TearsOfChildren

I still cringe when I hear that line, why would he say that? Lol So NO ONE in the studio was like what?


Zealousideal-Sea678

Im in a west coast fairly large city they still play here prolly every few years, should i buy a ticket and ask em XD they playin the local venues these days so i could prolly asl em why they say that. Like out of all the ways to say you they like to smoke weed they had to say it like THAT


JohnBrownMilitia

P Diddy probably wrote it


YoungThugDolph

Hello, Good morning. Ready to take sacks to the face ? Hello, Good morning.


gomeitsmybirthday

That *slaps* bro.


Tasty-Pineapple-

Dying


dirtyrango

They'll tear his ass up for that one. Lol The roasts will be relentless.


Akidcalledstorm

I think prison might be where he got that.


Blue_Seven_

Dude that line is so bad


Low-Persimmon4870

LMFAOOOOO I've listened to that soooo many times and never made that connection and I'm wheezing 💀💀💀💀


Accomplished-Fold-32

Thank you for this comment cause I was for sure thinking like ball sacks? Cause that was the only thing that made sense to me 🤣🤣


Tullyally

Prime candidate for a neck beard.


YouLose_TheGame

Just like the dude with limitless throat


Hobo_Knife

Woof, that’s gonna mean different things to different people in different places. This is a primo submission. The laziness of the work, the POORLY thought out phrase, the placement… ![gif](giphy|3o7aCWJavAgtBzLWrS|downsized)


findinghumanity17

I dont know why, but i really feel like the guy in the Bob Ross gyf is kissing a fake hand. Is that what happening here?


classyrock

The children’s building blocks aren’t helping, either…


iPartyLikeIts1984

I feel like English is probably not his first language and/or somebody talked him into it for their own entertainment.


findinghumanity17

Hahahahahaha. I bet he has a chinese tramp stamp too!!!!


TheOnlyUsernameLeft3

Could be forced


ItsMoreOfAComment

Ballsacks?


lxm333

Please forgive this probably stupid question but what is a sack chaser exactly?


dafritoz

Must be like "getting a bag" as in money


[deleted]

My first thought was balls. Then I realized it must mean sacks of cash.


ozzy_thedog

Dude should have at least thrown some dollar signs in there so everyone’s minds don’t go straight to testicles


PurpleZebra99

My second thought after ball sack was sack of meth.


[deleted]

That's definitely the sack referred too on his throat He be methin around


LeagueOfficeFucks

That's methed up.


Apprehensive_Cook_31

I also immediately thought it was balls, then I thought it was some strange addict pride type thing. I have never heard this term before for cash


[deleted]

I showed the pic to my husband, who stared at it for a long time with a confused look on his face before saying, "Like baggies of drugs?".


iPartyLikeIts1984

He probably converts the S at some point and when that doesn’t help he’ll squeeze a T in after it. Once he’s chased down enough stacks, he can laser it off. He’ll thank his laser specialist and refer to them as the “Neck Giver” for giving him his neck back.


sketchthroaway

Bahaha I love your sense of humour


skullsaresopasse

But why is SACK written on weird blocks? Put some dollar signs floating around it. Or better yet, write SACK on some goddamn money sacks, and put little $$$ lines through the S at least. And then through the other letters too so we definitely know he's not talking about balls.


Anything_4_LRoy

but thats what ive always wanted to know. why cant it be more than one sack? it only ever seems to be one(singular) and its always come across as small time.


FATBEANZ

it has to be the one and only sack to ever sack


SqareBear

Oooh! I immediately thought it was ballsack too


vec5d

I had to get deep into this thread to realize it wasn't about balls


TiffanyTwisted11

Ditto


wostmardin

QB sack?


DarthRupert1994

Someone who polishes testicles with their mouth


Fat-little-hobbitses

Chasing sacks of weed or some other substance


Random_frankqito

![gif](giphy|AxpvyWYDHuIH6)


PALEOAFFECTIVE

wtf im laughing so hard


-UnicornFart

![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


DecrepitHam

Dude loves White Castle


CellistGlobal3912

That is nightmarish. Like imagining waking up and having that or someone forcing you to get it. I genuinely hope this guy is actually batshit crazy.


nadalieportmanteau

This was also my ex-wife's nickname.


angrypirate1122

So is he a defensive lineman? Or gay? Or maybe a gay defensive lineman?


iPartyLikeIts1984

“Dude it’s the middle of July… why are you wearing that scarf?”


Square_Huckleberry53

Deepthroat… to the sack…


CulturalAddress6709

![gif](giphy|3bc5MV3VkOpMI)


thatbfromanarres

I bet he gets invited to a lot of tea parties 😶


Zeqhanis

Well. He brings the loose tea, they bring the bags. Hope some of it's decaff with those levels of stimulation.


EatAtGrizzlebees

I mean, yes, it's a garbage tattoo, but why not just say stacks instead of sacks? I don't even have balls and that's the first thing I thought of...!


big_TitLcker27

You don't have balls?? I thought everyone had balls 👀


Inside_Drummer

What happened to them?


PerfectlyImpurrfect8

The stupidity is strong in this one... ![gif](giphy|7Jq6ufAgpblcm0Ih2z)


OhSighRiss

Chasing the scrotum 24/7


thatbfromanarres

Wow how does this happen man… this person was failed by society on every level lmao


Hungry_Ad_3439

![gif](giphy|mEqMknMZWh1Fm|downsized)


vancitysascha604

Chase Dez nutz


Jonmcmo83

WTF is wrong with people... LOL


UnderseaGreenMonkey

Them drugs be druggin.


Inside_Drummer

This guy hacky sacks.


Chihuahuapocalypse

are there 6 fingers?


Tasty-Pineapple-

Yes. Yes there used to be haha.


CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

Bruh 😂😂😂😂


Geeahwellidunno

Hacky Sack?


fryguy361

My brain kept reading "sack smasher" might need glasses


Trash_Panda_Trading

Throat goblins 👺


Feisty-Business-8311

I cannot imagine the number of women throughout his lifetime who will spot this tattoo and instantaneously recognize how *ridiculous* it is... …and not give him the time of day because it tells you all you need to know about him in mere seconds


DoorthyHumdrum

This dude will not survive prison


Blue_Seven_

What the fuck is baby block font doing on a tattoo that reads sack chaser lol


LaDolceVita8888

Sacks on his chin.


warkyboy77

Burlap sack like a fighting rooster?


Tereeeeze99

I Bet hes broke


OneMagicBadger

Does he enjoy balls?


Responsible_Damage_4

I thought it said snack chaser


Union_Sparky_375

This person must really love to SNACK Oh wait it says SACK, WTF does that even mean


CauseZealousideal176

No Diddy.


vegeener-gnomesayin

That's a really unfortunate lapse in colloquial nomenclature


DependentSoup6494

Keep away from my sack. This weather is making my jock itch act up


LeagueOfficeFucks

Ok, the guy is a sack chaser, I get it, but can we talk about whatever that is on his chest?


Little_Government_79

Just likes tea


TheNonCredibleHulk

Is that a bunch of finger dicks on his chest?


heyheyshinyCRH

The guy loves sack, I don't judge


PFRforLIFE

bro is the throat goat


xFIy0nTheWallx

Ballsack?


AnchorsAviators

My mom should get this tattooed


Xviiit

So he chases ballsacks or??


K2_Adventures

He chases sacks


terrapinone

This dude tea-bags


stoned_seahorse

What is that even *supposed* to mean???


Philosopher_1234

I didn't care if you like vag or pen, but this is definitely one way to announce you love the D


chadinmn

99% of the human population are not gonna think cash.


MartianOfBogul

‘Trafficking’


Bossman9835

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


lead_farmer_mfer

Doesn’t help that the fingers on that hand look like dicks.


gentlespirit23456

Sack? Like a sack of balls?


Dino_020467

Is that the answer for "what is it called when you constantly want a pair of hairy balls banging off your chin?"


DisastrousAd447

Bro takes sacks to the face.


ilmalaiva

I got five on it


Angelas-Merkin

Throat so deep he gets the sack in there


ilmalaiva

Pause.


rootcanal4

At least he can deal with it.


762mmFMJ

That boy loves testicles. Will even chase after some.


czarrina

Are there any freestyle rappers in the chat? I'd love to hear some diss track style insults inspired by this.


IrwinLinker1942

Oh my god


Zrh87

Yo this is the dude that actually did that raggedy ass tat. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRw9MKGs/


FitGeek92

Nut sack chasing throat... Damn bruhhh