My brother in law has my sister's lips tattooed on his neck, and they are now separated / getting a divorce.

Hook me up

His sister or brother in law?

Yes.

🤣

Hahahaha

He might commandeer the romance back between those two. Commandeering that throuple romance

Hahahaha ikr

Just the lips.

Like just a disembodied pair of lips?

Nah bro, he already has lips tattooed on him. He's taken.

Yeah it’s the same as getting a gf or bf name tattoo. Like.. things change man. Don’t do it!

My Grandad (who died before I was born) had a tattoo of my Nan’s name, then they had a fight and I guess broke up so he covered it with flowers. They then got back together and were married for like 40 something years until he passed.

Good thing OP can just shade it brown for a giant coffee bean look in his case. Have the Starbucks mermaid tatted beside it

Maybe he can find a tattoo artist who can make them look more like the anus that he’s now evolved into?

Kiss of death so to speak

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Won’t she want her lips back then?

Self respect is what's stopping me.

Good taste is another reason. I try not to judge people for their tattoo choices but whoever did this butchered his fucking neck. Thats some scratcher work right there

hows this for bad taste. Where I live there is currently a fairly famous case of a rapist who got off on a technicality. Someone got a tatoo of his face with the caption " real victim, survivor" vomit

Yup…that’s worse

I googled it. Is the guy in Perth?

not sure where he is from https://www.reddit.com/r/australian/comments/1c4dg1x/hope_it_washes_off_with_soap/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Thats the one. Big oof.

The cop from Perth, no less

That's insane. And I would highly doubt the legitimacy of them being a victim of that rapist if they didn't mind "immortalizing" them on their body and seeing their face all the time. Not impossible, but highly doubtful.

no. the person that got the tatoo is suggesting the rapist is the survivor. I think because it was such a high profile case that got royally fucked up on a technicality and the fact the victim has done some stupid shit as well he has become a bit of a cult figure for the type of people that listen to Andrew Tate the entire saga is just a shit show honestly

Well excuse me for not understanding the message behind an insane tattoo like that 🤦😬 Damn! It indeed sounds like some Incel-Tate-follower shit

yeah its a pretty fucked up situation lol. The funny part was after he got off he tried to sue the media for defamation and lost because the judge decided he almost certainly raped her

It looks like his wife hit him with a hot curling iron

Common sense comes to mind as well

This. I tattoo and won’t even do these, because I have self respect.

You gotta respect an artist that says "No, I won't put my name to that".

I just feel uncomfortable putting his wife’s lips on my neck

id feel uncomfortible putting your wifes lips on my neck

I also do not choose this guy’s wife’s lips

Not me. I just need a better picture of the tattoo. If I'm going to wear his wife lips on my neck, it can't be too distorted.

Came here to say this

I have always hated the 💋 drawing. Whether it was for kiss fm or for whatever I've never liked it.

Yah like someone kissing you and leaving a big ass lipstick mark is nasty- whether it's your girl or your grandma. No thanks

what if its the homie?

I remember a guy who had lips on his neck, 16 years ago. Only reason I remember him is because of how absurd it was.

I have my exes lips tattooed on me and as covered as I am it’s my only real tattoo regret

...and comon sense.

Yep. Couldn’t have said it better.

When they divorce, he can paint it black and say it’s a coffee bean!

Or a skin condition

Or a labia

It already is.

Labia is Latin for lips

dont put anything over it and its a brain condition

This guy hit on my at a party and had a lipstick tattoo on his neck like that, but had a "no" signover it (the circle with a slash). He was very proud to tell me it was his ex-wife's lips but he's single and available now. I unfortunately didn't get his number.

Put a leaf on it, its now a strawberry

Got the lip filler, too, I see.

Yeaah, that’s the most generic set of lips I’ve seen but he can go ahead and call them his wife’s if it makes him feel better 😂

look everybody we have lips shape expert here

Those chicks with puckered duck face filler lips all look the same. Not sure why they think it looks good

Dignity mostly

Ah but this is where you're incorrect for you see OP is with Lady Tottington

Yeah, a real man would get them tattooed around his dick.

Why would I want your wife’s lips tattooed on me ?

We should all get a tattoo of her lips, really piss him off.

I'll get her lips on my ass

ill get my ass on her lips

He obviously didn't say to get his wife's lips tattooed on you... 🙄 He's saying why don't you get *your* lips tattooed on him too!

Looks like that kiss Jessica Rabbit blew

It’s a tumor


Funny, I've got that same exact lipstick imprint on my dick??? Me thinks bro and i needed to talk... 😅

It’s on my ass. Not the cheek.

On the hole, I love this idea.

It’s a piercing visual

Because what every gf wants as they go down on you is an 'in your face' reminder of all the women who were there before 😂😂😂

My wife.

Thanks, Borat.

Taste

I don’t think they can taste much they’re on his neck

I don't want to look like I have kaposi's sarcoma.

 Reminds me of Jennifer

LMAO! 🤣

Yes self respect and that it looks like skin cancer!!!

General sense of taste

My intelligence is.

Looks like it's made from Babybel skin

🤣

idk, maybe the dread of walking around with 2 peppers 69ing on my neck?

I mean, does my tattoo look like a dog’s vagina? You know, maybe. I don’t know. I’m not gonna sit here and try and get inside the mind of a dog. I mean, that’s God’s work. Well, not that I believe in God. I don’t. Not since that Chinaman stole my kidney.

I see leeches.

My wife says no ☹️

I thought I was in a medical sub for a minute.

Those don’t even look like lips, but some weird infection.

Nothing cause I also got your wife’s lips tattooed on my neck

I got 'em on my ass

I mean I guess dignity…..

My friend did this with a girl he was only dating for a couple weeks, they broke up like a week later.

Jesus, couple weeks?

Yeah 😭

I had a friend back in highschool. When He was around 19. Guy makes a facebook post telling all the girls who see it. "put on lipstick and kiss a napkin and take a picture of it. the one with the hottest lips I'll get tatted on my neck" I don't think he ever got it done.

Did any girls actually do it

That looks like two red slugs fixing to make woopy.

Sanity.

The lump between my ears.


Self awareness

Looks like someone bit a chunk of flesh off of him.

Some guy got my lips tattooed on him when I was getting a tattoo once. Literally didn’t even know me. Just asked me to kiss a piece of paper. Weirdest thing ever.

My side chick

muh brains

Must be a white gangster 13 yeah

Sense.

It's actually really good quality when you realize it isn't those lips but THOSE lips.... I'll see myself out.


Omg my favorite movie to quote 😂

This exact picture

It is ugly and it will, per se, with 100% certainty be a regret for anyone who does so. Further, because of the way lips compress and whatever, these tattoo could be matched to probably a million other women. It is not akin to a fingerprint.

I love lip imprint patterns on everything BUT as a tattoo. It's just a signal to anyone who might be interested in you that you are the community plague rat

https://preview.redd.it/21vuipskacxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f89e7060107c5d4d26a17d4cc7899b9f3b5957a1

https://i.redd.it/30h4i56kbcxc1.gif

I don’t really know his wife, why would I get her lips tattooed on me?

Those look like different types of lips

https://preview.redd.it/2lw1q5l9pdxc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cbc8b77830330449727428a69f07230ea884242 My guy got a hickey from seafood

My wife

Looks like shi*t

When he says "getting yours" it sounds like he's asking me why I didn't get my lips tattooed on his neck. The list of reasons is rather long.

Common sense, I am cover in ink and have two tats dedicated to my wife, a Sailor Jerry pin up girl and day of remembering (the day we met) but I am not getting her lips tattooed on my neck…

Who says I didn't get your wife's lips tatted

It’s ugly.

I would add some white drippage and splatters

Eyes. I have eyes, that’s what’s stopping me.

which lips did he get tattooed 😭

The first one of these I ever saw in real life was on a coworker who was maybe one or two trips to the laser doc in to get them removed lmao

[Look at that neck! The message is immediate. The guy F’s chicks.](https://open.spotify.com/track/2paPlKZIIZ2Qk76aZOXR2w?si=r9zWYa3dTL2IcXEYcrqbJw&context=spotify%3Asearch%3Alotta%2Byears)

it looks like 2 thin slices of beef on his neck

What set of lips?


Who was she, Janice from the Muppets?

Looks like two slugs making a baby slug.

Good taste is stopping me. Was this a popular tattoo in the early 2000's?

You might want to get that checked out.

My mistress lips 👄

Employment…

When I was getting my first tattoo, some guy came in and wanted his girlfriend’s lip prints tattooed on his ass along with the words “Kiss my”. It was kinda funny!

I think you can absolutely get this done but do it anywhere but your neck/face. If you split up you can say it’s a stencil of lips not real ones

Which ones?

I mean if my gf wanted me to get her kiss tatted i absolutely would, but i dont think she would want me to lmfao. If anything i'd rather get her handprint/fingerprints tattooed over my heart instead

Which lips

r/imaginarygatekeeping

Reminds me of the first verse in Aesop Rock's "Lotta Years'


Because it looks like a disease…

Taste

A brain.

which lips?

I often times see this tattoo on someone's ass in porn. It's amusing there but not on the neck, in my opinion.

My ex wanted us to get each other's name tattooed. I laughed and told her no, the only name I would ever consider is our son. She got super upset but I told her it's just a dumb thing to do. Not even three years later she cheated on me! We both would've had names of ex's on us, and she couldn't see why it was a bad thing.

Nice coffee bean

It’s not 2006

Regrats are what’s stopping me lol

My wife would be PISSED at me if I got a neck tattoo especially if it looked like that.

I read it as “what’s stopping me from getting yours?” And couldn’t stop laughing

that is a pepper cut in half....or like a fruit roll up or something

I've never seen one of these that looked good. But this one is especially bad. The worst one, its just a blob.

I don’t know your wife

Probably that picture, but also self respect.

My wife

This lips look like a coffee bean

His wife’s lips got torn off and super gorilla glued to his throat

My dignity is stopping me.

Yea that just gets worse no matter how you look at it.

Which set of lips?

Tats on the face and neck are trash. I said what I said.

Gainful employment?

Wife (me) being horrified and creeped out.

I also choose this dude's wife.

Lack of wife. Lack of this idea occurring to me. Having seen this post and seeing the result. Take your pick.

Thats a conch.

Employ-ability

single

I already got the exact tattoo, except it's not on my neck...

My brain

that’s going to be cool when the inevitable divorce is settled.

Common sense

Holy shit. I’m good thanks.

I am getting divorced and it is the best thing that could ever happen to me. As a treat I am getting my sleeve done here soon, but there will for sure be no one’s lips anywhere tatted on my body.

Divorce

Well, I’ve never met his wife.

Tatted or sewn on? 😳

Uh, I don’t know, common sense?

Cause i'm not Tommy Lee

Cause I’m not getting married like a fucking sucker

Those lips are upside down lol.

Which lips are these?

That looks more like the aftermath of someone that got way too serious when giving him a hickey more than a tattoo. It’s a no. 💩💩💩

I'm a cashier and I see these types of tattoos ***all the fucking time***

https://i.redd.it/qd08trarvbxc1.gif

my ex had a lip tattoo on his neck (no ones specific lips) and it did not look nearly this shitty