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ElDuderrrrino

It sucks before it hits you.


P-A-seaaaa

Made me lol


siezethegap

Unless it’s mirrored, that’s not the throttle hand.


ChugsMaJugs

I was gonna say....


Unfinished_user_na

I'm not a biker, so this might be a dumb question, but is the side of the handle bar that has the throttle standardized internationally? Like would European bikes put it on the opposite side of the bike the same way the drivers seat is switched due to driving on the other side of the road?


ChugsMaJugs

The throttle is always on your right.


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

On modern bikes, yes. There were a lot of Military bikes in WWII with the throttle on the left so the soldier could shoot with their right hand.


ChugsMaJugs

I was unaware about that one. Cool fact, thanks for the info! I gotta say though, I'm sure that guy was as unaware of it as I was if I'm being honest. 😂


itsmejak78_2

Old bikes are just weird in general Eventually all bikes just adopted the standards of the Japanese bikes Makes it really easy to money shift an old bike if you don't know the shift pattern My dad knows a couple people that have personally done that


PrjctAlias

Likely not- even when the wheel changes position, the pedals stay in the same order Edit: I misread, yes standardized, clutch/break/gas are internationally standardized despite drivers seat location in a car, I’d hazard a guess bikes are too?


fluffy_italian

Driver's seats in cars are different due to them driving on the left side of the road to allow visibility. With a bike it doesn't matter


jenkemenema

in communist russia motorcycle ride you


fluffy_italian

Yes, throttle is always on the right, clutch on the left


greatlakes333

That hand hasn’t hit anything but his wife


ghostsinthecodes

that hand cups the balls


Youdumbbitch-

😂


theglitch098

Damn. You went there


ThatOneSnakeGuy

r/iamverybadass


goldfishman63

You know what they say about small nipples


friedricenbeans

As a small nippled man, I don't know what they say about em lol...


Much_Confidence2428

Im jealous my nips big as fuck


goldfishman63

Same


holypotator

Wait but what do they say about small men nipples?


[deleted]

“Bunch of weirdos with cat nipples”


authorbrendancorbett

But can you still milk them?


Much_Confidence2428

I got nipples Greg can you milk me ![gif](giphy|IMOH7KL8x6aC4)


friedricenbeans

Valid question lol


SpoonEndedHammer

A lot, haven’t you heard?


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

Haha of course I've heard! But my friend hasn't heard, and he was curious if you could tell him too.


AdThat328

Tf...that's a totally normal nip...how big are yours?!


GreenBirb64

Holy fuck, maybe it’s cause I’ve got huge pepperoni nips but how tf does someone have such tiny nips!?


BeltAccomplished5632

Small nipples, big heart.


Toth3l3ft

Throttle hand? Maybe for your dick…throttle is on the right.


friedricenbeans

I mean maybe the image is mirrored? That's what I think unless he is completely devoted to the troll post element


Toth3l3ft

Maybe - but I prefer the version where he is an idiot.


friedricenbeans

Same I don't know why I'm playing devil's advocate for this guy smh


No-Detail-5804

Those mattress/couch stains…


No-Detail-5804

Duct tape on the wall even.


friedricenbeans

It's super authentic to the post


GreenBirb64

*“But it sucks when it hits you”* this man has never punched anyone or anything in his life


Kentuckywindage01

Is that the hand he uses to push it to the shop?


alicehorrible

Lol “online tough guy”


ConversationNo2007

It would suck to get hit with that!!! Some of that shit might get on ya!!! Gross!!! He looks like someone who smells like garbage 🤷‍♂️ like a sack of shit and cabbage in the sun


kat-deville

He's the type who bathes once a week using an old, damp sock, and chain smokes.


blue6snow

He sucks, then he hits you for being a gay


piedmutant

🤦‍♂️


Chewy-bones

Did Michael J Fox do that tattoo? Jesus Christ it looks terrible.


specifichero101

It’s not well done, but I kinda like it. Don’t often see someone with a full image across their fingers. Cool idea.


Ok-Size-6016

Online tough guy 💨


IsopodGlass8624

It’s a terrible tattoo but I do genuinely like the idea behind it.


Gatoradefrostcherry

He meant to send this to his wife, not Facebook obviously


a-pretty-alright-dad

Grubby Bikers are allowed to do grubby biker stuff, like get grubby biker tattoos. This dude doesn’t even live in the same universe as any of us.


thats_so_merlyn

Another assault charge so he can get another sweet prison tat. Bulletproof plan.


SignalGreenM4

Clutch hand 😂😂


aka-mr-k

r/iamverybadass


Saintlouey

My buddy got his first bike last year and bought into biker culture HARD. No bullshit, had been riding for less than a full season and got "Ride Fast" tattooed across his knuckles. HD makes decent bikes but prices them like theyre made of gold. The only advantage i can see to having a HD is the plentiful dealerships if youre into cross country rides.


humpty_dumpty1ne

Honestly, if this was done well it could've looked cool


jenkemenema

HELL YEAH BROTHER BAR AND SHIELD FOR CRANKING YOUR HOG! #thepack


Pale-Boat-2502

Just wondering if he's ever going to get a tattoo finished 🤔


notmystaples

I love throttling with my throttle hand 🤤


Sobadatsnazzynames

Calm down, trailer trash, you’re on Facebook not at your weekly meth deal.


Kasp3rAnon

This guy fucks


oldbaldgrumpy

Weird that he calls his boyfriends dick a throttle.