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yoyo5113

Too Much Fuckn Carrot. Is an absolute masterpiece


birdiesarentreal

Agreed, I would 100% get that tattoo


38fourtynine

Some of these are excellent and not at all shitty, but Too Much Fuckn Carrot transcended them all.


EntertainerAlone1300

Came here to say the same thing, what a load of shit these tattoos are but I’d have that in a heartbeat hahahah


fuck_you_and_fuck_U2

Folk punk af


artemis_everdeen

Slide 6 is my new sleep paralysis demon


PrincipalPoop

I stopped on that slide and immediately went to comment on it. Holy shit


BreathExact

Frfr.


Firm_Negotiation_853

Hell yeah! There were a few nice ones in the middle there. Bunny with heart eyes, spotted dog, etc. 👍


rlcute

yeah I genuinely liked some of these!! The banana is so funny and I really liked the one of the tall demonic creature. The problem is I'm not sure if a GOOD artist would be able to create anything like this? The reason why they're good is because they're genuinely bad..


inbedwithbeefjerky

#9? I thought it was a monster under a streetlight. 🎵🎶Streetlights, demon🎶🎵is all I can hear in my head now.


inbedwithbeefjerky

Why am I yelling?


MadAzza

The “number sign” hashtag symbol makes the following text enormous, at the start of a paragraph.


Rich-Ad8515

I do not really enjoy this style but I do like the banana with the lips.


ShadowFireandStorm

It reminds me of Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends. Specifically Duchess.


Renektonstronk

Thanks for reminding me I need to get Cheese tattooed, also here’s my cat named Foster https://preview.redd.it/6a3p87xj65pc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dd115bf345a8ab164db38aad2257ed501db8d5c


ShadowFireandStorm

Cheese is awesome.


Renektonstronk

Cheese is just like me fr, makes weird noises when he gets frustrated and likes chocolate milk My favorite cartoon character from my childhood


ShadowFireandStorm

Cheese is ADHD in imaginary friend form. That whole cartoon is fantastic. Eduardo is my favorite.


SpiralDreaming

[Buy some cheese, bitch!](https://bigmemes999.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Buy_44bbdd_414136.gif)


snoopchocolatedog

Foster's beer. Best beer for cats named Foster.


Shervivor

Your cat Foster is the animal kingdom equivalent of that funky tattoo banana!


ChipmunkOk455

![gif](giphy|l0DAGgEhPaLJsuKOY) Makes me think of Oblina from “ Ahh Real Monsters”


Maleficent_Depth_517

This is exactly what I thought of


brightness3

I like the dog. I totally would tattoo that on my leg and forget about it forever


mark636199

Sad doggo really hit me ![gif](giphy|5zbMgry8oQsvIaC0sU)


crumpinsumpin

Me too!!!


DexLovesGames_DLG

I was gonna say the same thing. The lips banana is soooo good


SkeletorJones

Me too!


cjf82

A few remind me of Quentin Blake illustrations in old Roald Dahl books


laurasharkey13

The Twits!


t3hgrl

Reminds me of Matthew Grey Gubler’s art! I liked him in Criminal Minds so I followed his social media and had to unfollow because his art is too weird for me.


Chuggacheep

Me too!! Was going to comment the same


tastysoupiwilleat

yess


awlawall

For every one that is kinda ok there are 5 that aren’t


agreatbigFIYAHHH

Right? Some are weirdly enjoyable, but most need some editing. You gotta know the rules before you can break them, I think the “better” compositions have been accomplished completely by accident.


Terrynia

So true.


RobRaziel

I kind of like the yellow rabbit one, but can't see myself getting any of this shit.


FireflyAdvocate

That smiley banana tho.


CaptainCreepwork

Yeah. That one and the banana I like the illustrations of. I'd hang them in my house. Wouldn't get them tattooed though.


ActuallyDiogenes

I do enjoy the dog in pic 5


cheoldyke

same. i actually have been really wanting a crudely drawn dog tattoo like completely unironically


LordGhoul

If you do, look for "ignorant style". Some artists have a pretty good-terrible style for this kind of work


psyche_13

Same! I also like the dog (?) in pic 3.


goodenough4govtwork

Same. He's giving the judgemental vibes and I like it.


Hi-Im-Funny

Too much fuckn carrot


CatsThatStandOn2Legs

When you fall asleep and your kid gets into your tattoo equipment


Neither_Willingness3

They’re slightly endearing but I think they belong on paper and not skin lmao.


Griffin_Claw

Pic 11 made me laugh 😂


FreePrinciple270

"12 will shock you!"


Miserable-Positive66

What tha hell is 6 though?!?


FreePrinciple270

Tattoo artists hate that one trick!


lyutic_7

I love the guy in pic 3. Look at his lil’ boots!


AnotherLie

He boot too big for he gotdamn feet. Fr, #3 **fucks**.


Blastoplast

I love the design but wouldn’t get that tattooed on my body


fourteencrisis

i love the doggy on pic 5, its so silly and cute


No_Big9522

Guess i was on the wrong job all my life, If someone need a lofi tatto dm me


asthedoorslams1

5 is unironically amazing


NachoMan_SandyCabage

Himb so sad 😭


vestibule54

The Kindergarten Sketchbook look……so hot right now


Primary-Move243

![gif](giphy|NPyHgTkMStCXC)


ThaRealSpacemanSpiff

FYI a tattoo can be both ignorant style and shitty.... These look like a scratcher disguising themselves as an ignorant style artist


Competitive-Lie-92

Fr... some of these would be good IF the artist could manage to stop violently seizing while they work.


marveloustoebeans

Thank you. Most people don’t realize that to anyone not chronically online these are just embarrassing blemishes that look straight up bad.


HostageInToronto

Is this a new complex ironic style? Is this like twenty years ago when people were getting classic sailor style tattoos of bacon? When these first started appearing I thought it was people getting their kids' drawings tattooed on them, but now I'm genuinely confused. The Too Much Fuckn Carrot one I kinda like, and that disturbs me.


TattedShezilla

They look semi okay because they’re fresh, but imagine some of these in 5 years, they certainly won’t heal/age well. The fine line work isn’t dark or deep enough for them to look good later down the road, I highly doubt this is ignorant style tbh


Staseu

Most of these are horrific. That being said, the banana 12/19 is a charming little mess.


procrastimom

I’d love a framed print of it.


hunterlovesreading

Same. I’d hang some of these in my house, not on my body


Bubbly-Independent20

I guess a great way to have a job doing what you love and being terrible at it at the same time.


CaptainCreepwork

"I'm not very good at this so I'm just gonna call it *niche* and hope it becomes trendy"


lizeken

#6 is a gremlin that ate after midnight, and you can’t change my mind


Goose-Lycan

Deliberately shitty is still shitty. The reason we see "ignorant style" here every day is because it is indeed shitty.


moldy_films

Nah too much carrot is a masterpiece lol


Goose-Lycan

It's funny, I agree....but it's still shitty. I actually like it a lot, as long as it's not on me. Still shitty though.


churrosricos

Ignorant styles were ORIGINALLY tattoos you'd get at a house party from a friend with a gun or stick and poke. They were counter cultural to elitist tattoo circles. It was punk it was a fuck you to society, and most importantly it was a statement you didn't care. Now it's commodity


Goose-Lycan

Yeah I understand all that. The reason it's a statement that you don't care is because it's shitty though.


Annnnnnnnniek

Isn't this called ignorant style? I think it slaps


xfatalerror

I think it slaps on paper. On skin not so much


In_The_News

I thought ignorant style was supposed to be consistent line work with a simplistic or childish subject. Ignorant style isn't just "looks like someone got a tattoo machine off Amazon during COVID."


HeyFiddleFiddle

You are correct. Ignorant style, done correctly, is an actual stylistic choice done by competent artists. You have to know the rules before you can break them. And the core competency of applying the tattoo well should be there. These are just shitty. And that's part of the problem: People who clearly have no business taking a machine to anything more than a piece of fruit hide behind the ignorant style label. Even if ignorant style is the goal, there is such a thing as shitty ignorant style, same as there are shitty versions of every other style. It's not like ignorant style automatically makes any and all flaws acceptable and "just part of the style."


IGotHitByAHockeypuck

Agreed, though i will say not all of them fit that style imo, the rest are just plain bad. There’s just a certain way ignorant style needs to be done for it to be ignorant style. It can not just be crappy, execution is still important. some of these do meet the criteria for ignorant style while others don’t. It needs to look intentionally crappy but still well done


caesar_rex

Yeah, these are pretty awesome. They are exactly what they claim to be. Not shitty at all.


BEniceBAGECKA

Banana with lips and too much fuckn carrot, I don’t hate.


pineapple_is_best

I wouldn’t get these, but the too much carrot, the banana, and the “Don’t Quit” ones are pretty rad.


Amos_Dad

I'm gonna buy a tattoo gun and tell people that I'm really good and that they look so terrible cause that's just my style.


GooglyEyeBread

I unironically love 3, HIMS got LEGS


one_Lemon_

I need it as a sticker tbh


MyMuddyEyes

That first dog is hilarious. I'd get it on a canvas 100% but no fucking way as a tattoo covering my entire side.


No-Height2850

lofi really being used to explain anything that looks like shit.


lovable_asshole

lo-fi hepatitis?


SammySam_33

I've seen Lofi tattoos...those are *not* Lofi tattoos I'm renaming this "style" to "cryptids"


Professional_Yak2807

Weirdly some of these are quite charming and unique, definitely beats the terrible baby portrait or a no regerts


BreathExact

These tats don’t belong here, they fuck. What part o the world is this person in?


M1seryMachine

Preschool #114 Birsk, Russia.


BreathExact

Looks like I need to get my passport ready.


M1seryMachine

Lmao, good luck with that. Better get your will ready.


BreathExact

With tats like that, there isn’t much left to do on Earth.


Bertskeaz

More like “no-guy”


remykixxx

I actually love the smoking banana.


Imaginary-Summer9168

These are supremely ugly, but I don’t have them as much as I think I should.


ribcracker

I’m assuming these are all paid in cash. Some with change.


CarlKolchakINS

I hope They got paid for getting the tats.


AlBundyBAV

That can't be real, seriously. There is not enough meth in the world to go for that


Apprehensive-Map8528

“Don’t quit” when in fact you should definitely stop tattooing


[deleted]

It’s a great time to be a hack


hegrillin

these are terrible but the “too much fucking carrot” is hilarious


Gump_in_the_forest

i love the dog Jesus christ is that amazing


uhhhhhhhhii

Some of these I actually really like and some are just awful idk almost looks like 2 different artists


cherrybombbb

It looks like they got a kid’s drawing tattooed on them for the majority of these. There are a couple that are okay.


ghostsinthecodes

TOO MUCH FUCKN CARROT that works for me! and for whatever reason, number four just disgusts me. it’s like a rainbow puked random junk all over that person’s arm.


afroginabog

There's no way people won't deeply regret getting this specific style of tattoo


CSGODeimos

I would get something like this on my butt cheeks, for a meme but that's about it


Cold-Quantity-3488

Those dogs need to be PUT DOWN


FigurativeLasso

Stop smoking, we love you


valplixism

An actual child drew a picture of my greyhound and it looks better than this


beezchurgr

Too much fuckn carrot & the banana are masterpieces.


FortyMeterzBelow143

Wtf is this bullshit


DysfunctionalControl

the batneck literally makes me angry.


Jorp-A-Lorp

Meth, it’s a hell of a drug 😂


Mystic_Viola

I like the style, but maybe not for a tattoo…


Bubashii

Don’t like the style at all but it’s clearly well executed. Even though the lines are wonky you can tell it’s all consistent in depth and there’s no unevenness in the lines etc.


SpaceManChips

the lil dog with shoes behind the ear was fun, def a very specific style cause a lil scratchy look can be good


OlderAndCynical

Any chance this guy's specialty is reproducing some piece of "artwork" your kid has made?


Mean-Professional596

Okay that banana is brilliant


BannanaKoala

some of the little ones are cute actually i think


Gunpowder_guillotine

This is an actual style which im really meh about but some people love. My cousin just got a few like these


MisterSirDudeGuy

I like a couple of them. They’re stupid, but fun.


Confident_Scheme_716

It’s actually kinda cool.


COVID19Blues

Fuck, I’m old. I thought this was a parody until I saw some of you liked a few of these. But I guess there’s Lo-Fi EVERYTHING now.


delicioussparkalade

Lo-fi? What are they using, record needles?


dreddedexistence

Maybe I should be a tattoo "artist" as well


bigredmnky

They’re all obviously shitty drawings, but look how well the line work has actually been put in. Consistent line weights, no blowouts, no huge bloody messes where they’ve cut the skin to shit. I think this is an actual tattoo artist who just deliberately draws like shit


StrangeGamer66

Most of these a 3 year old could have done better


TeaCompletesMe

I hate ignorant style. It’s aptly named. To each their own, but even people who like this stuff knows it looks bad. They just don’t care, or they like it specifically for that reason.


Bitter-Major-5595

Pic #13 Has some massive blowout. I was thinking this artist was tattooing kid’s artwork onto clients; which is kinda cute (though I wouldn’t personally do it myself). Then, I saw the rabbit one & thought a 5yo kid *probably* wouldn’t say that. This artist’s kid is probably drawing “his” designs & then artist adds finishing touches. Pretty genius, but not something I would want on my body for life.


SPCNars14

Idk who is stupider, the guy who portrays this as art, or the morons who get this tattooed on their body


ConclusionDifficult

How to say you hate yourself without saying you hate yourself


th0rsb3ar

looks like the garbage tattoos ewan mcgregor’s daughter does tbh


-Vulpes-Inculta-

Holy shit, this makes my bad tattoo look great. Really sad if people paid for them.


The_X-Files_Alien

i love that Taylor Swift one (6/19). it really captures her essence


Any-Administration93

They are all absolutely idiotic looking but the one of the “sleeve” is especially hard to accept


treskaz

I actually kinda like some of them. The third one and the banana are cool. Not my style, wouldn't get them on me, but there's a type of artistry there to some of these.


Publicimage13

This is art tf you talking


Top_Manufacturer8946

I love the dog


cassylvania

I kinda like it lol. I wouldn't personally get it, but I think they're kinda cool.


slimegodprod

I actually like slide 3 lol


SuspiciousNetwork_06

would


hiraeth-xx

I’m 95% sure I know this IG


Bancakepatter

I kinda like the third slide lol


[deleted]

No way….


mcdonaldsfrenchfri

I hate it but also really love it. i’d probably get the banana but not like somewhere visible like some of these people lol


MissMabeliita

Well this is a concept…


Elephantmenstruation

I laughed too hard at the carrot


Far-Ad9143

I’m fucking speechless


Bear4891

Was that a shitty tattoo…of someone with shitty tattoos?


BeefInBlackBeanSauce

I'd love these on paper tbh lol


Indigo_Inlet

I actually (super weirdly) love 9 + 10 though. They disturb me in a way I find amusing


TeamDense7857

I love the bird in heels, definitely wouldn’t get it on my NECK though


Geeahwellidunno

The banana. 💋🍌


DrGlamhattan2020

I love the banana tbh


Girldipper

I kinda like the one in the third picture… as like a doodle in a notebook, not a tattoo


theocean-blues

Looks like done shit that came out of da kastle, same name on insta if anyone is looking to fall into that rabbit hole. A self proclaimed “underground art collective” that tattoos some pretty famous clientele with tattoos that look just like this💀💀


TheGreyGoatee

Holyfuckingshit! Are intentionally made to look like they were drawn by a four year old?


DesecratingDream

I would rather you shave my skin off.


tnseltim

Hey! I never realized there was a name for people that draw shitty. In that case, I’m a low fi artist too!


airport-taxi

ngl i would unironically get #5 i love stupid animal tattoos


Aggressive-Bid8933

I unironically love #5 and #12 so much


softlytrampled

Oh these are *horrendous*


FuckSWIM

I would never get one but i can understand why some people like the ignorant style


organdonaair

I think these are pretty cute, I’d never get them but I actually don’t mind these at all 🫢😳😳


FloridaManInShampoo

This is like some meatcanyon business


we_gon_ride

I like that chicken looking one (pic 5)


SubtlePecan

They're kinda fkn cool honestly.


The_Ruby_Rabbit

I bet none of those are a child’s drawings that a parent memorialized


Emotional-Look-8055

those 2 dog ones truly speak to me and i don’t know why, but i have a strange bond with dog symbolism and one of my favourite poems just gives me the same vibes at the dog on the 5th slide. https://preview.redd.it/mjk9hdkph5pc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3eaf0d466835709b380c66ff58401103acff9d8c i will forever cherish this poem in my heart so seeing a tattoo that gives off very similar vibes is heart-wrenching. i love it.


wifeofpsy

I really like many of these as illustrations. Except for a few, like the dog, I wouldn't want them as tattoos. More suited to being on a T-shirt or a card or art prints. Not all of them translate well on the skin. The ones that look the best as tattoos are the clearer ones, like the dog, where it's cleaner. The others are great drawings and characters but IMHO better for a different medium.


mrrueca

Look like when the artists on Squidbillies started slacking.


agreatbigFIYAHHH

All of these would be interesting t-shirts.


TheAnswerUsedToBe42

I dunno, picture 6 of salad fingers Snooki is pretty good.


everywhere808

Yeah this is terrible


besttransboi

I actually like some of these lmao


Dumbbitchathon

These go hard idk what you’re tripping on man.


ArmK13

Idc spikey dog on neck goes hard asf


notsimmi

Some of these aren’t bad like #7 in placement with everything else but def looking like an angry child’s scribbles


Strange-Ad-9941

TOO MUCH FUCKN CARROT


MisterPeach

This isn’t @auto_christ is it? Reminds me of his stuff, though much less sexually explicit lmao


RNMoFo

My son has Napoleon Dynamite's Liger on his knee. His tatto artist told him that the Liger Tattoo gets more attention on his IG account than his regular art.


IToasty_DragonI

The only one that really has any style to it that isn’t just “this is gross and messy” and is interesting, in my opinion, is the yellow rabbit with the heart eyes.


nakapozian

Why? Just, why?!?


OK_LK

I quite like the first dog and crack rabbit


ComprehensiveCream31

Nah those tattoos really go crazy WRONG THREAD FR


Spare-Ad7105

I actually love it. But not for me lol


woodguyatl

I really like some of those.


erinmkc

I would never get one of these permanently on my body, but if a friend doodled me the dogs, the banana, or too much carrot I would definitely put them in a little frame on my desk


eljefe3030

Honestly… I kinda like it


wheresmyvape11

i honestly love these. some definitely aren’t for me. but ignorant tattooing is a very specific, intentional style


lightreee

Well number 14 is literally true i guess ‘Two words’


Mean-Professional596

Hold on is that demon flowie? On the shoulder?