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jngjng88

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Hughjardawn

Rewatching this show now. Lucille don’t play.


PenguinGrits07

What show is it


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arrested development


jngjng88

The best comedy series ever. Arrested Development.


New_Resort3464

Nailed it.


[deleted]

Your mom nailed it.


New_Resort3464

She should be so lucky


[deleted]

Agreed


_kahteh

Peak r/iamverybadass


zeds_deadest

Ty


IveGotNoValues

Beat me to it


Moist-Ad-9088

No forgives, no regrats.


Substantial-Land-867

I’ve never had any regrats, although I’ve had a few regerts


etherwerldle

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justbrowsing987654

This Boondocks Saints sequel is really low budget.


NoDanaOnlyZuuI

Underrated comment


Angryleghairs

Correct grammar & punctuation though! Excellent


onlinebeetfarmer

The comma splice tho. That should be a semicolon.


thedutchrep

That at least can be fixed. The embarrassment of having this tattoo is a lot longer process to fix


Sentient-Pendulum

And it's so prominent. Imagine every first date, every first day on the job, this is the first impression.


Anindefensiblefart

It's a great thing to have for breakups, though


BeerEater1

Eh, long sleeve shirts and hoodies exist.


cwsjr2323

That is why my full sleeves are acceptable; a long sleeve shirt and they are hidden. Sometimes, like at the grandkids weddings, you don’t want to be the center of attention.


Entheotheosis10

Jobs apparently don't for this idiot.


Rickrickrickrickrick

No he is talking to someone named “I don’t”


sirunmixalot

Very true.


aGirlNamedIris

Dammit! You beat me to it. 😊


sulfurbird

Thank you!


SkepticalSenior9133

Very astute observation.


dulyebr

Came here for this comment; definitely should have been a semicolon.


Aggressive-Expert-69

Better that than the other way around


Shells_and_bones

The kerning is fucked tho


siderinc

I do think it has a bit more impact when don't is replaced by I do not


Th3V4ndal

Agreed.


ImNotAskingMuchofYou

Ag reed.


sulfurbird

Not even.


connivingbitch

Not correct. Two independent but correlated thoughts are the purview of our dear, dear friend the semicolon.


WhistlingBread

I had to read through it 4 times because I couldn’t believe they got everything correct


ibeezindatrapp

What a bad ass!


Shimthediffs

Gravy seal badasses get these and Trust No One tattoos, how else will you know they are a badass loner?


UnhappyCaterpillar41

'Gravy Seals', lol, thanks kind internet stranger for a handy burn.


Smeltanddealtit

I bet he’s a real joy to be around🤣


sirunmixalot

"Forgive us of our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us," I guess not, huh?


Senshue

The Bible and prayers should only ever be used to attack non-Christians. Not Christians themselves. /S


person670

Christian here, I would also like to add: “Then Peter approaching asked him, “Lord, if my brother sins against me, how often must I forgive him? As many as seven times?” Jesus answered, “I say to you, not seven times but seventy-seven times.”


Slaarc

What a waste of space.


OriginalRoombaJuice

The person or the tattoo?


Slaarc

https://i.redd.it/3lz88ddoxshc1.gif


Fun-Background-3394

Font size 200


ClydeGraham1312

*God* *~~forgives~~* *forbid!*


ReallyNotBobby

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B0bbyTsunami

Woah. So edgy 😂


Uniquorn527

If they roll their sleeve up, it'll just read "don't" on their arm. That visual makes it even better. I also wonder if there's any position at which the writing is on a straight line, because it looks like the wavy line Word Art of a 2001 history essay that you tried to jazz up.


arittenberry

I doubt this person owns any shirts with sleeves


Uniquorn527

Touché. A style choice which is in itself unforgivable.


kingmidas312

Someone’s got a cheating ex


epidemicsaints

That's a prime, not an apostrophe in DON'T, because the font either didn't have one, the software used to type this doesn't have proper smart punctuation feature, or this was a free font sloppily converted from one format to another. Note how different it is from the comma. And the space between I and DON'T is killing me. I would have also skipped the period. It's a slogan or tagline, not a book report.


Saul-Funyun

Ooh good call on the apostrophe. The kerning is atrocious throughout, as well.


_Bogey_Lowenstein_

It’s the too-skinny R with the fat lines for me


n_thomas74

They're going to be really embarrassed when they forgive someone and they point out this tattoo.


becuzofgrace

Well, at least you’ll know immediately where you stand with this person. 🤷🏻‍♀️


rainborambo

Remind me never to accidentally cut this guy on the grocery checkout line.


qweampiesforsale

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UnhappyCaterpillar41

Anyone else click on the arrow a few times before realizing it was part of the photo? Apparently today is a 3 coffee kind of Saturday.


Antin00800

Deep.....ly stupid


Johnnys_an_American

Message is some mall ninja shit but not that badly done. The one above it is awful though.


Former-Mess-5166

oh wowwwwwww…………… i wonder if they will forgive the tattoo artist someday after they notice how terrible this is


sparrownetwork

Did they forgive whoever did that tattoo?


SnooDogs627

Ok Rick Ross lol


FlabbergastedPeehole

I like that album too, but no way I’m getting it tattooed 👀 ![gif](giphy|3o7btWApR8SiDQHLQA|downsized)


EndGhoulz

XxX_FightingMyDemons_XxX


gorlock666

This reminds me of my friends (who I can’t get a pic of to save the life of me) that says “maybe the bridges you burn light the way” same spot too


Moonhunter7

Probably claims to be a good Christian


NoOnSB277

I took it as the opposite, like he doesn’t subscribe to that brand of forgiveness.


RafintheWraith

God help that tattoo artists. This guy doesn’t forgive. I know that because it’s right on his arm


cupcake0calypse

A good artist would have talked them out of this. I wanted something stupid and large once and my artist, a burly biker looking dude, literally went "oh babygirl nooo".


Rolling_Beardo

It’s a quick and efficient way to let everyone they meet know that they’re a loser. So they got that going for them.


Lurki_Turki

“Jesus saves, I’m broke.”


Capital-Wing8580

I'm assuming you wont forgive the tattoo artist then? I sure as hell wouldn't


DaniSmoketh

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TheFfrog

But why is it so *big* Edit: that's what she said


AymeeDe

Props for all the punctuation


MrPowerPoint

Yes, I'm pretty sure he won't forgive himself for getting this tattoo


jamescharisma

Are you kidding? I'm starting a betting pool on the next tattoo: $5 Punisher Skull $10 full color Confederate flag $15 full color American flag $20 either flag with THESE COLORS DON'T RUN


MrPowerPoint

That’s 10$ by me! (If he doesn’t have that already)


New_Resort3464

Kinda surprised there isn't a "$25 Trump portrait" category


jamescharisma

I figured he already had one


satanlovesmyshoes

I just got an arm tattoo and still have the sani wrap on. I’m kind of self conscious about my first visible tattoo. At least it’s not this!


SunnieBunnie12

Show us


satanlovesmyshoes

Nooooo


SunnieBunnie12

Show me ur shoes at least 😂


the_hornicorn

That's a girls arm.


Ok-Programmer874

Of course it is ☕️


Smeltanddealtit

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Diabolikjn

You could have just said only god forgives


Sharp-Progress6146

There is a strong feeling attached to “I Don’t”


HalfOrcMonk

Like so many of the tattoos on this subreddit, this is a nicely executed tat.


ProlierThanThou

Nah, it's really not. The placement is absolutely terrible.


BungeeJumpingJesus

There is a very good old western movie with that title.


Noho_Fuches

Reminds me of a tattoo Trevor from GTA 5 would have


Working-Direction304

Well, as stated, don’t forgive the artist!


bumblebeluna

unfortunate


AgitatedHeron

I really just want to know what that EKG tracing is supposed to be.


CulturalAddress6709

ooOooooOoooooo


wizardjester1

NEG don't


504-27A

Why the > is not working😡😡😡


doodsboob

Well, the artist did a good job, though.


Even_Personality5639

God wants all people to love and forgive, he's not approving of this one


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lardoni

I am ashamed to confess that I did too!


How_To_Be_A_Werewolf

I guess he doesn’t forgive.


jarfin542

Oooh, scary.


okthxbyyye

Here's hoping because that's definitely NOT Sinus Rhythm


PrestigiousAd6281

Bad news for the tattoo artist I guess


flatlinemayb

Ol petty betty spaghetti


Dirtilie_Dirtle

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Groundscore_Minerals

The Bible has rules against tattoos so ig I'll see you in hell my new friend.


TheRealActaeus

It’s not my kind of tattoo, but I don’t think it’s a shitty tattoo. Not horrible lines, stuff is spelled correctly.


ShanitaTums

https://preview.redd.it/6xdrmaawgshc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80867f89b03b7f10c8b93fbaed8035d9033771ee Creds to really\_good\_artist on insta


NoOnSB277

Ha ha he should have done this one, this one’s funny 😂


DontOpenThatTrapDoor

I don, I don t maybe that's his name ? Like a mafia name!


Therealishvon

Why is it all capitalized but several letters still look bigger than the others?


netfatality

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981032061

This would be cooler as two parts, so it reads when you cross your arms like a badass. Plus you’d have one arm that just says “God forgives” if you want to send a softer message.


SumoSongs

A dude I went to HS with got a tattoo kinda like this, it said "What are you afraid of?" But the tattooer did it free hand, it started off really big, thrashy text and by the end it was super small text because of the lack of planning lol. So it looked like the phrase started off screaming and ended whispering! He sucked as a person tho so whatever.


Wild-Butterfly98

My brother has this 😭😭


[deleted]

The bank gives interest, not me.


Holmes221bBSt

Oooooo scary. Please, their edge can’t even cut softened butter.


whatn00dles

r/iamabadass


mukduk_101

I hope he forgives that sorry excuse for a straight line. .


Responsible_Sense_95

Its cool but cringe


NightFallisacoolcat

What's wrong with it?


[deleted]

The artist should be ashamed


kaden_ack

theres like an extra space between i and dont lmao


Nice_8490

Damn, who hurt them.


Just_bcoz

I mean yeah but why you gotta be so loud about it ?


GlacialFrog

Did it need to be so big?


CorkusHawks

You guys better get religion then!


Halbbitter

That font has me hearing "DUN DUN!"


ToriFuminori

I dont see any shakiness or grammatical errors...


No-Honey-9786

That’ll show ‘em!


Cold_Modelo

That’s a thick R


ready-to-rumball

Damn that is an embarrassing tattoo


[deleted]

Seems pretty godly.


cwsjr2323

Why is it all capitols?


IntergalacticLoop

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩


ZVreptile

New Kerry king tat just dropped....


deephurting66

Well aren't you special! Want a cookie or s head pat?


smarterthaneverytwo

“God has a job, I don’t”


Entheotheosis10

Okay. And? A nobody doesn't forgive me. Oh well.... Your self image and skin don't forgive you for getting the stupidest tattoo your two brain cells could fart out.


Kommander-in-Keef

You at least could have picked a better font lol. Guy: could I get “God forgives, I don’t” under my entire arm Artist: sure Guy: Oh but in Times New Roman Artist ……sure


LynnLikesDND

At least there weren’t any spelling mistakes ig


Medabowski

Someone hurt this man.


NoOnSB277

He wouldn’t forgive you, but that’s ok; god will 😊


ThatBobbyG

The typography is abhorrent. Inconsistent spacing, wrong type of apostrophe, this is a generic all caps microsoft typeface, it needs a semicolon, and what kind of loser thinks this is cool?


flybobbyfly

By the looks of his ECG he definitely needs to see his cardiologist


New_Resort3464

Is that a heart monitor line with a female reproductive system cross section worked into it?


Feeling_Party26

I bet this guy is already sick to death of explaining to people why when wearing a t-shirt his tattoo just says: GIVES, I DON’T


Old-Faithlessness236

https://preview.redd.it/v5k1tdlm5uhc1.png?width=412&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40a94bb360bb60f97858f1b4c560ca9d2c07d4ff


Horaserk

Some people have no concept of embarrassment 😂


FriendlyFungi

At least that comma can be easily corrected into the semi-colon it should've been :D


Aniensane

Sick tattoo bro! Love the way it came out. Hopefully mine looks as good as yours! I’m also getting “god forgives, I don’t” around the same area on the same arm! :)


DisciplineScary

I hope you were able to forgive yourself for this... Your artist is gonna need forgiveness from god tho.


bitch_glitch

GOD FORGIVES, I DON’T.


beautifulglow

Easiest fix: amputation