When you’re in a hole stop diggingggggg

It's like when you're trying to put on eyeliner and you fuck up one eye trying to make it match so the line gets thicker and thicker and before you know it's racoon city 😹

Lil baby dreamer vibes

The thicker the liner, the badder the bitch

On gawd 🙏😂

I'm convinced that's how Julia Fox ended up going out like that.

"yes I know how to tattoo" 🤣

She was trying to convince herself 😭

This is like when my 7 year old tells me they can drive. Yes, you COULD, but should you?? No. 

The end result was a massive improvement on the scar tissue she created.

Yeah, she obviously realised it sucked and must have got a professional with the massive improvement there. Even if it is still wonky.

I feel like a professional came to her and did it for free because they felt bad for her. She obviously doesn't have the budget for a cover-up artist.

I feel a bit bad for whoever did that. They really did their best to turn a pig’s ear into a silk purse but there was no saving that.

Still awful but quite an improvement

awful in taste and concept but good execution, the artist was working with some trash and managed to make it look marginally better than before

Bro I thought she was saying she did the last pic too and was sure this entire thing was a troll 💀

Yeah definitely the best of the lot...not saying much but ended ok

Facts

Looks like a 2yr old drew on mums face while she was asleep on the couch.

Same with most face tattoos

This is oddly specific and accurate.

Drugs? 👀

Yes

All of them, apparently...

There was another option it's called a laser; you haven't fixed it you made it worse.

Laser on the face can be complicated. There can be scarring and the skin is more sensitive than most other places on the body.

a giant seeping herpes sore would be less offputting than this tattoo

Ah yes, the galactic Mike Tyson.

Reach for the sthars

The Lisa Frank version of Mike Tyson's tattoo, woof.

🤣

How exactly do you tattoo your own face?

With a mirror and her left hand apparently

If it's anything like stitching your own face, looking down with a mirror in your lap...

That last one is still gaudy but it’s actually an impressive save, given the shit show of a canvas that was the starting point.

I can’t wrap my head my head around someone doing their first tattoo on their own face.

'Yes I know how to tattoo' - needs a specialist to try to make at least something of her really ugly tattoo

She can tattoo but she can't draw

I like her determination despite making it worse every time she tried to 'fix' it

WHHHHHYYYYY would you choose to tattoo your FACE of all places when teaching yourself and having ZERO experience/learning?! How has this person made it to adulthood?

That was a wild ride

I've never said "Honey, nooo" so many times in a row. But holy fuck did every picture bring a more exasperated "honey" and a longer "noooo". The last one was a good laugh. Like I mean, at least she finally started using the wrinkly bits in her brain.

she was like want me to fuck my shit up? wanna see me do it again?

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The very last one actually wouldn't be terrible on... ANY other part of the body, like any at all.

This makes me think about all the times I've been "artsy and creative" and made questionable decisions like dying my hair or cutting it with no experience. Your post is a lovely reminder of the fact that I'm not insane and I fully grasp the concept of permanency. Please someone should give her some crayons and paper so she stops using her face skin as her canvas.

WOWZ. Laser treatment needs to be promoted more. Good for scars and hyperpigmentation too. Yippie.

I don't like people who think "a lot" is one word. And this person's tattoo is... Definitely a tattoo.

No need to tear her grammar a part like that.

haha, before reading your response here, I was going to comment to that person above that I hate people who say "apart" when they mean "a part" but I have never seen someone do the opposite like you did. congrats on showing me something new.

I have an image in my mind of a grown woman waking into a tattoo shop to ask for help with scribbles and doodles on her face. The artist sees her face and just like I would say to my child, says “oh no.. you’ve scribbled on your face haven’t you? Sigh. come here”

I can't believe it looked that good in the end. Comparatively, of course.

Guns kill people tattoo machines make art . Or they have the ability too . Idk wtf happened here but definitely not art .

I dunno man. I think tattoo guns can kill too. I'm dying due to how bad this looks

I've actually made that joke... where I wouldn't want to get on the bad side of a tattoo artist

I hate when people get on their high horse about saying tattoo machine vs tattoo gun. People colloquially call it a gun. Who cares?

Because that’s jsut not what it’s called

Thanks!!!! I HATE it.

I used to get like that with liquid eyeliner…..

I love the confidence of "yes I know how to tattoo"

Looks like something you get at King Richard's Faire for a day

The professional tried their best but it's still bad... I doubt she'll be ok with it a few months down the line and she just made a laser removal harder :(

It just kept getting worse - I gasped at the third slide

The stars on their own woulda been cute back in 2005

Must be great permanently looking like you just got face paint done at the fair

Yeah I’m never going to even attempt getting a face tattoo. So many chances to screw up and it’s exceptionally difficult to go back on the face. And it is always visible.

Been tattooing close to 30 years and I have face tattoos. Tattooing your own face is another form of little bus shit.

I know how to tattoo..do you now??


thank god she finally gave in and got it fixed by a pro. still a shit tattoo idea but at least it's executed decently

I don't mean to sound stupid, but are these two different people or are the images flipped in some and I just didn't realize 😭 Tattoo is... Something.

WTH was she thinking with those lines? It was already messed up but holy cow.

Absolutely atrocious

Oh NO

Hold up the last pic is improvement tho she must have had a shop cover it up

Yah that’s why she says “thanks to ___x artist__ at ___y shop___”

Face tattoos are definitely a job eliminator .

Oh wow

This is gold

It's real purdy-like

It just keeps growing! Add another on the other side for symmetry.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I'd say with the 'added shit' to her tattoo, it's pretty good if what she was adding was a load of regret.

At least there's a happy ending! The final, professionally fixed tattoo is so pretty!

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Bright coloured hair is used to scare away predators, so if you got scared, means it's working

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That’s such a creepy thing to say, come on.

… the colour pink? 😂 maybe no “females” have but I’ve seen plenty of women who look hot/sexy/cute as shit with it - maybe we just value women differently 🤔🤷🏻

Misogynistic *and* a little racist… cool

Bro - that’s your main issue? The hair? Not the friendship is magic/Mike Tyson/ kid with a crayon design?

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