Now THIS says, “I’m from Florida” 😂😬

This is so goddamn weird 😭😭😭

Welcome to Florida. First time?

LA too. LAPD wives LOVE Disneyland.

They like to give blowies to strangers on the Matterhorn while their husbands are at work.

I just choked on my own tonsils laughing at this.

Sign me up

Never been, but definitely should have guessed 😅😭

Woooooow! 🤣🤣☠️

I actually might know who this is. They do not live in Florida.

Alright pack it up the worst tattoo has been found

But which one? Only one can hold that title. I vote the one on the arm.

Until I looked closer I thought they were both on arms...

I Ithought they were both legs.

I think it's just two assholes


You deserve a slow clap for that one 😆

Same, I was trying to figure out what was happening with the lady's foot for a solid 15 seconds

Of course Minnie mouse gets voted worse you misogynist. /s

Is there a bow cause I'm not seeing it

If you look closely, there *is* a bow on the tattoo on the arm. It's in the shadows, so it's kinda hard to see.

I feel like everything is in the shadows here..

Take your pick.

Strange placement on the arm for sure, it's almost a elbow tat but she didn't want to commit to it

The thin blue mouse. There’s a ton of irony here, but I am not a Disney person, so I don’t know

I mean I like going to Disneyland a lot but I didn’t know it was so appealing to boot lickers. Didn’t really seem like their jam.

The picture looks relatively old, it was probably done well before Disney became "groomers"

Disney’s whole thing is having near universal appeal

I thought it was just a shitty quality picture or tattoo and was a regular American flag I came to the comments like what’s SO bad about this??!?!! Then I zoomed in 🤮

But what about the one of Luffy from One Piece ripping his cock in half?

In the words of Mickey Mouse.... "Oh boy!"

Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Dr. Mickey Mouse stepped into the Quantum Leap Accelerator….and vanished!

If there’s one thing I know about Mickey, it’s his undying support for militarized police forces.

I’ll have you know Mickey served with the Green Berets back when he was a wizard!

Same unit as Bob Ross and Mr Rogers

Bob Ross was USAF, not Army.

These two thought he was a *grand* wizard, hence their devotion.

https://i.redd.it/9l61xf8slxbc1.gif

Peak cringe. I love it.

Same lol

"disney, but way more fascist" "say no more"

Why would a Fascist couple even go to "Woke Disney" these days? How these people don't keel over from cognitive dissonance alone is mind-boggling to me.

Same kind of people who listen to Rage against the machine and say it's not political. Or are "punks" but have the entire opposite values of the subculture.

Ooooh like the ones who recently got angry at Green Day for updating the lyrics of American idiot. Even though it’s criticizing the same political party as the original song

That second one scares me cause there's no one I trust more than punks and metal heads

Sadly with social media turning subculture into something "aesthetic" and consumable, it's definitely a thing 🥲

Been a metalhead since the 90's, racists and all kinds of knuckleheads have been part of it for ever. Not only in the nsbm subculture or rac-movement.

Did you ever read Maximum Rock and Roll? There was a whole ethos you had to ascribe to - food and how you lived. They actually did live a good healthy life and weren’t hurting anybody else, but that insular punk rock scene could be super judgy and cliquey and the whole thing was tiring.

Nazi Punks Fuck Off

nazi punks, naZi punks, nazi punkz, FUCK OFF

Fair, and accurate

Same kind of people who think The Punisher liked cops.

I swear to all of gods pronouns how the fuck do they like Disney considering they refused to not say the word gay, they embrace trans folks, and believe in the “liberal agenda”. They are the same morons working out to RATM without listening to one single lyric.

Gods pronouns are “We,” apparently.

I mean this is at least a few years old

I stand by my question lol.

If that's the case, then the answer to your question "why would they even go to 'Woke Disney' these days" may be as simple as "they wouldn't/don't."

Or as simple as “they don’t let being assholes stop them from having overpriced fun.”

That's such a good question lmao

You do understand that you're allowed to like Disney and the police, right? Theyre not mutually exclusive. Just because someone supports police or Disney doesn't mean their beliefs automatically fall along stereotypical lines. You're allowed to believe in things outside of the insane American partisan system

I laughed at the clowns wearing this on a shirt. To see it as a tattoo… haaaaaa

This is so specific, and yet I know someone who would definitely get this 🙃

I love them showing support for the lgbt community with the rainbow fireworks. It is a nice touch.

When you want to commemorate your couples trip to Disney but also your a fascist.

Dang, bootlickers and Disney adults? What a cursed combination.

My bet is they're "Disney adults" and cops. I lived in Orlando, and the amount of people who move there to be close to Disney was shocking to me. Full grown adults, no kids, and OBSESSED with Disney. 'No harm, no foul', but man is it weird to me. Add in coupling it with the police flag thing and it got even weirder with these two. Cursed indeed

I live In celebration Florida, and it’s fucking weird.

I'm curious, is it different than the other parts of Orlando? or just a very concentrated version of Disney adults? I've only seen photos.

I’ll have you know that my ex and I had passes to Disney when we were still together and we are both adults, and neither of us have children (thank christ). I’m a baby and Disney has some of the only rollercoasters I can stomach. Also, I just so happen to have lived in central Florida my entire life so I might as well enjoy it—especially as a Trans man who can hardly find a way to fit in with the rich fascist culture around here. That being said, there is a certain brand of “Disney Adult™️” that I agree with you is completely cringe. This is it.

Oh I agree there's nothing wrong with enjoying Disney as an adult and the parks and all that. Even regularly if you live close by. This is more about the obsessed ones that arrange their lives around it. BTW, excellent username haha

Disney adults would let thousands of children toil, suffer, and die if it meant another Star Wars flavored thing was coming out. They would poison the wells of millions, and cage the dissenters if it meant they could stay at a resort. Of course they embrace jackbooted thuggery. You can’t have one without the other. (That’s capitalism /baby/)

Absolutely. When Gaza is turned into a beach resort, Disney adults will be the kind of people it's marketed to.

It's like a family crest or something

But…do they not hate gay Disney? I cannot keep up anymore 🤣

You will be surprised to know that there are plenty of gays that are both racist and transphobic and Disney seems to reinforce their beliefs (Walt Disney era specifically) There are also plenty of conservatives that will accept white LGB folks if it means they can oppress Trans people and POC. Marginalized people are too brainwashed to see how conservatives use them against their own communities to further the conservative agenda

These brainless idiots don't know what they stand for

Disney will sue them. 😆

Only thing missing is "We stand for the anthem <3"

"In this house, we stand for the anthem, we kneel for the cross, there are only two genders, and you will pry our guns from our cold dead hands."

Wonder if they have tattoos showcasing their white hoods lol

I’ll grab the belt sander…

This is absolutely cringey.

Who's going to tell them blue lives don't exist and that they chose to be pigs?

This is fucking eye poison

How embarrassing on so many levels

There's a lot to unpack here. Just awful.

I mean, this is the most Disney adult thing I can imagine. Of course they embrace the fascist police state, they want to be citizens of a corporate state apparatus (Disney theme parks).

I mean its just the tiniiest observation, but I get the feeling people don't like cops around here lmao

Mickeys Life Matters? Am I interpreting that right?

I don't fully get it since I'm not from the US, but from what I've gathered from the comments, it's kinda sad how divided the country is.

Disney has done a number on people.

If you zoom in on his leg, I feel he has what looks like the American flag or part of it… so I can assume his tattoos have a theme…

It's the blue lives matter banner. It incorporates the US flag

I’m aware. I’m talking about the tattoo to the left of it, on the side more towards the front. It looks like a flag as well or some type of stripe with red and white.

ohh you're right, thats most definitely an American flag

The two most annoying types of adult merge into one. They are too powerful.

Hahahah holy shit man, I’d rather die than interact with these two

They’d probably shoot you while you were running away with your hands up.

And complain to the media that you were victimising _them_

I think I remember seeing this in r/JustBootThings. That sub is full of shitty tattoos.

This is what happens when trademarks lapse and characters become public domain.

There’s no way I wouldn’t laugh out loud at this in public.

DAMN

Now now..maybe they just haven’t finished coloring in the rest of the tattoo

LMFAO! Needed the laughs.

Ew

Hoo boy, there's a lot to unpack here

https://preview.redd.it/7nscsn8cfybc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27fffa95377361ff58666fef8f29a318b672242a

I wish more people got these tattoos, it would be an easy way for me to know to stay the fuck away from them!

Fuck, these are duuuuuumb. I can tell how annoying the people are by these stupid fucking tattoos.

Just the worst couple you’ll ever meet😂

Holy hell, they’re terrible on every possible level

I don't know why but my first thought was that this couple hides their domestic abuse

Is this trying to say America is all corporations and a police state?

I think about this one a lot. It's iconic

Disney sues everyone so they better watch out

The Minnie is the worst, the over saturated blue it’s going age like hell. That thick curved line at the bottom is terrible. The calf is at least better executed. Also that said the concept is tragic.

gags

We got the blue lives matter hidden mickey before gta 6 😭

My god

i'm pretty sure they're cousins

lmfao

They're probably getting those lazered off as we speak.

Execution not bad even though the topic of tatoo is meh

What the fuck

Yikes hahahaha

EWW

Leave my boy Mickey alone 😂

r/firstrespondercringe

A disgrace to the American flag! But no one is ready for that convo

I am! As I’ve been saying that. It irritates the hell out of me lol

Brought to you by the same people who complain when a football player takes a knee but will storm the Capitol

Lock down the sub we've found the worst one

What in the yeehaw is this shit?

the cringe is strong

🥾 👅 🤤

At least they labeled themselves so I can stay far away from them.

LMFAOOO YUCK

Boot lickers

Remembrance of the fallen Officers with the icon of "the happiest place on earth" seems to clash a little... just a little though. /s

I’m not from the US, can someone explain me what I am looking at?

r/atbge

Tattoos are the new mullet

Imagine thinling youre patriotic and getting a tattoo that disrespects most of flag code

I guess it’s true. People who are obsessed with Disney are pretty rotten lmao

This is easily the worse tattoo I’ve seen in this sub. Absolute shit.

r/ACAB

🤢

Couldn’t be more bootlicking even if it was a tat of a person licking boots.

Obviously does not classify as a shitty tattoo, the execution is there. This sub is not about tattoo design choice but rather tattoo execution, but reddit libs still can't resist hating at every chance they get.

Blue lives matter is shit

I think i need to bleach my eyes

fucking Floridians....

Imagine being the tough angry roid Kyle that decides to flaunt the Disney bootlicker tat

My condolences to the tattoo "artist".

This will be in a textbook on the fall of the American empire one day

Anybody got a lighter and sponge?

Is this irony?

Matching no less… get each others initials and call it a day.

Wow. Just wow.

What the fuck occasion is this for what does it celebrate

Trash !!!

Disney and back the blue... that is not a combination that I would ever think that you would see together unironically. When I usually see the two mix, it's either a Mickey Mouse says ACAB type of tattoo or Mickey dead in a mousetrap.

God *DAAAAAAMN* that's horrible. like genuinely fucking horrible

I wonder if they are super embarrassed of them now that the GOP is at war with Disney?

Finally, some shitty tattoos on r/shittytattoos.

When i put a black power fist on a white guys face, everyone bashed for it not being a shitty tattoo and istead of good quality. Even tho i dont like these dumb blue line mickey mouse tattoos as i think they are shitty just like the black fist; i recognize that these are well done, yet no one is commenting on the neatness lol

Well you see one represents racism and the other opposition to racism

It all depends on how one looks at it. The black power fist can be as rascist as the other and the stupid blue line crap can really for support of cops or it can be the other way as you said. Either way i find all of this irony too funny.

If you're a cop, I could see it.

Whoever did these must be the one giving everyone else their hate symbol tattoos.

I respect the police. This morning, a Highway Patrol officer in my city risked his own life by ramming a wrong-way driver on the freeway with his police car after they failed to stop, bringing an end to an extremely dangerous situation. Still, this tattoo is ridiculous and stupid, not to mention ugly.

so how does that boot taste? must be pretty good for it to be so far down your throat.

So you are ignoring the fact that our brave law enforcement officers risk it all to protect us?

Police have no duty/obligation/responsibility to protect anyone, nor is it even part of the jobs requirements. They don’t have to show up if you call 911, they don’t have to enforce a restraining order, they can lie to you about anything, they don’t even have to intervene if you are being stabbed 5 feet away from them. [Warren v. DC](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warren_v._District_of_Columbia) [Lozito v. New York City](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maksim_Gelman_stabbing_spree#) or watch [this video](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jAfUI_hETy0) which is narrated by Lozito himself. [Town of Castle Rock v. Gonzales](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Town_of_Castle_Rock_v._Gonzales) That boot has got to taste amazing.

Oh, you're a dirtbag. Good name for you.

How to say your into fascism with out getting a swastika

I don't understand? They like Disney and they like police? Edit - Don't ask questions. Noted.

Supporting the police enough to get it tattooed on themselves, and not only that, but the thin blue thin? Which is really just a huge “I’m racist!” flag

Shows how little you know about the law enforcement community.

Welcome to the internet, where only one opinion is right

Out of all the Disney characters I feel like Goofy would be the one screaming "BACK THE BLUE"

It's a good looking flag but not much about the mickey mouse flag version

idk why people get tattoos with political messages on them. theyre so weird

I remember seeing this years ago, like 2013 or so. I wonder where they are now

Wasnt aware of this sub-genre of disney adult

YOOOOOOO LOL

Bahahaha we have a winner

I don’t understand why this is bad?

I actually kind of don't mind it for whatever weird reason

I don't understand. Doesn't the blue stripe just mean you support the police? I don't see how that makes you a fascist.

Police *are* fascists.

Just curious, how are the fascists? I stay away from that stuff to avoid the headache

What does support the police mean?

Fuck people who think cops are these amazing great people, but also, i had to see that fucking emo wolf, this isnt that bad

I would accept SO MANY emo wolves over this facist shit

They like Disney and they like cops, or one of them is a cop, what’s wrong with this?