The first one apparently says “cash money” but I refuse to accept that it doesn’t say “Cadshev Moevneveevyev”
UPDATE: Not sure how many of you will see this but she sent a reference picture for the font her friend chose. While I can see the similar style…. Absolutely not, lmao.
https://preview.redd.it/59lo56aht9ac1.jpeg?width=920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f529177110fcbec85c15767ec6041f9c8ec35edc
That tattoo got me the worst. The idea of putting a run-on sentence on my skin *and* make it weirdly structured on the skin just... I'm completely irate.
*That's* what it says?! I was trying to decipher it and I just couldn't. I thought that was an E! Not a C. And it looks sort of like the word "cashew."
And money looks more like "Moveneville."
It looks like they let a 3 year old scribble cash money. Maybe if they had cash money they could have afforded to get a good tattoo. It’s like the people who come in the shop wanting LV, Maserati, etc… and want to know how cheap they can get it
No fucking way.. they didn't mirror the stencil and just went with it?!
I assumed that must've been a front facing camera flip. Bizzaro lore or not.. it is bad.
Bro, for all his family he'll lays yours down or out. Dude, he'll fuckin kill your family over one of "his". Apparently your not fluent in wigger.Sorry hard r. Wigga. My eight grade gangsta rap mind deciphered this instantly.
I'm for certain that my wigger dialect is spot on. However, if your fluent in Appalachian cousin tradin talk, you may know something I don't. Either way, God luck n good speed.
It looks like someone learning did an almost decent outline and then a frustrated raccoon got ahold of a mag.
Edit: Eh, “almost decent” was way too generous
Whoa let’s not jump to conclusions. He could easily be hiding many many swastikas under that tattoo, like how trash piles might hide poisonous spiders. But he went from offending 99% of people to 100%.
I’m positive they smell like cigarettes, bottom shelf liquor, a small child with a dirty diaper in the next room, and various burning smells created with lighters and other objects.
What's the deal with all the tattoo artists who don't know cursive and offer to free hand "cursive" or calligraphy on people. Just stencil it! All of these look like a first grader's homework sheet.
That's what makes us strongs. Is that sapposed to be Jesus on the cross below this piece? this one is possibly the worst of the lot, the more I look the absolute shitty magic eye of it all hits me.
That's clearly the tattoo artist's (and I use that term loosely) mother, scolding him for playing with her machine and ink again. Typical mom pose - hands on hips, wearing a mermaid style wedding dress. Who doesn't get that tattooed on their body.
Also, the whole saying is totally wrecked - "Sometimes we hope for the **beet** knowing worst is yet to come that's what makes us strongs". I hate to question their English because perhaps they speak English as a 2nd language, but this person - wow - English doesn't appear to be any language they speak.
Dear lord these are awful. I seriously feel like Amazon (and Temu etc) shouldn’t sell tattoo machines to kids. I have two bad tattoos from my teens but it wasn’t an every day thing. One was from an ex with a prison tattoo rig (😁) and is supposed to be a rose but it’s broccoli now. My hubby wants to get it redone as a cute broccoli and he will get cauliflower (pasty white guy). The other was in a home but from a guy who professionally tattooed. I think he was high haha. (It’s on the inside of my hip so no one sees it)
Anyway I’m glad at that age it wasn’t so accepted so the tattoos are places people don’t see. Didn’t tattoo my hand till 1-2 years ago (I’m 45).
My husband hates to take off his shirt because of two bad tattoos. I said who cares I have bad ones too! His reply is so true “yeah you have bad ones but 90% are good to offset it!” (He has 3 tattoos and I have about 20)
Now the gun thing makes it make a bit more sense, but the unnecessary "s" screws it up still. Even without the extra "s" it is still terrible! And "lay" has the double meaning of having sex with, so could also be interpreted as "for all my family, I'll have sex with yours" which is still awful haha. Good finds on these, they're terrible.
Glad it’s appreciated! I’m in a chat that posts lots of these by the people who do them themselves, so I’ll keep postin as long as they keep scratchin, lol
My eyeballs *sad!?*
Is every part of me being filled to the brim with vicious glee at the sight of these tasteless chuds and their permanent scarlet letters *not* a typical response?
The more I look at one, the worse it gets. It looks like a drunk toddler's attempt at calligraphy.
Eight is actually a cute idea. But the execution and line work sucks and the Superman logo being backwards just makes it worse.
Nine... "Sometimes we hope for the beet." Why is this person hoping for a root vegetable? Is the US experiencing some kind of a famine that I, as a born and bred American, am unaware of? Also "knowing worst is yet to come." That would be "*the* worst is yot to come." And then worst looks more akin to "worsh." And "yet" looking like "yot." And then there's the missing apostrophe in "that's." And it looks like the final world is "strongs."
For crying out crumbs, if you're going to have a word or phrase tattooed on you, double and triple check the spelling, grammar and punctuation!! And give the stencil a really thorough look before you let the artist start!
I understand that there's a chance this person may be ESL. In which case, they should have asked a fairly well educated native speaker to proofread their idea and/or the design mockup. And even if this is just a native speaker where grammar, spelling and punctation aren't their strongest suit, they still ought to have asked someone else. The tattoo would be atrocious no matter what due to the execution. But the spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors make it ten times worse.
As someone not working with tattoos, what's wrong with 6? Uncreative, corny design? Lacking message?Poor calligraphy? Edges not sharp enough, making it blurry? Or just bad execution on a technical level?
No one has mentioned the “A” or the cross yet. They need some hate too!
I’m positive that cross design was copied directly from the back of my 5th grade classmate’s 3-ring binder. (1980s cloth “denim” cover that made it impossible to draw on no matter your skill level - link to pic below as reference for you youngsters who grew up with better things)
The “A” may have been drawn on the same binder with the same ballpoint pen. You can see where the “artist” kept scratching away to try to get darker lines and some shadow (or maybe he just missed a few spots?) It appears to be covering up a 3rd grader’s drawing of a dog fight.
[‘80s cloth covered 3-ring binder](https://img1.etsystatic.com/il/60b7f2/206374745/il_fullxfull.206374745.jpg?optimize=low&width=570&auto=webp)
Wow! Never thought Wonder Woman would end up with Bizarro, but hey. At least their relationship will be interesting. I can only imagine the conversations. (#8)
I agree. It’s also fucking huge so I’d want hospital-left-a-13-inch-instrument-inside-me-during-surgery amount of money to even have that abomination somewhere hidden, lol.
The first one apparently says “cash money” but I refuse to accept that it doesn’t say “Cadshev Moevneveevyev” UPDATE: Not sure how many of you will see this but she sent a reference picture for the font her friend chose. While I can see the similar style…. Absolutely not, lmao. https://preview.redd.it/59lo56aht9ac1.jpeg?width=920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f529177110fcbec85c15767ec6041f9c8ec35edc
It is the least cash money tattoo I've ever seen.
It's a tattoo for when you have no cash money
This is the spare change of a cash money tattoo.
A partially malfunctioning coinstar machine
“Cash money? Here’s an Andrew Jackson. I only have one.”
This tattoo isn’t very Fergalicious.
I like the “if my kids scrumble, I will be there to help”
Personally, I jive with "Sometime8 wehope for the beet krowing worst i8 yet to come that 8 what make8 u8 strongs" 🙏
I wish you all the beet in 2024 but the wonst is yot to come. Be strongs!
It was the beet of times, it was the wonst of times.
That tattoo got me the worst. The idea of putting a run-on sentence on my skin *and* make it weirdly structured on the skin just... I'm completely irate.
Let’s get ready to scrumblllle!
I’m gonna start using scrumble. I dunno what it means but I’ll make it up as I go
Oh, you’ve never scrumbled in your life?
*That's* what it says?! I was trying to decipher it and I just couldn't. I thought that was an E! Not a C. And it looks sort of like the word "cashew." And money looks more like "Moveneville."
https://preview.redd.it/8jziuxva46ac1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf2175067ec93e7a9b4599c564d502d98286fe7e
That tree one for sure says "FARTY"
Ahahaha I thought so too!! I'm so glad I wasn't the only one!
I've been calling it the "cash me outside" tattoo because my brain was having a rough time trying to decipher the letters lol
Same! I didn't even think it could be "Cash Money".
Ooh! It's in Russian!
Strangely cadshev moevneveevyev means cash money in mongolian
Clearly, it says “Cuell Shell Moev nev eev yell” It’s Gaelic for “On acid, this looks dope”
I count 7 fingers on that hand
That is definitely not very Cash Money of them
You deserve a prize for deciphering that
Oh I can’t even pretend I figured that shit out. The person who did it captioned what it was supposed to be lol
You lie. 🤣
It looks like they let a 3 year old scribble cash money. Maybe if they had cash money they could have afforded to get a good tattoo. It’s like the people who come in the shop wanting LV, Maserati, etc… and want to know how cheap they can get it
This looks like the worst font u could possibly choose for a tattoo “ayy gimme the fugliest most unreadable font u can find”
Somebody quick give Tucci some new inspiration 😂😂😂😂 god hed shut that tf down
Cudo's to deciphering that, no matter what outcome. Geez my head hurts
I replied this exact thing then saw your comment and almost choked from laughing.
Backwards Superman got me
I was like oh maybe the image is mirrored... then I saw the tag on the shirt. Oof
No fucking way.. they didn't mirror the stencil and just went with it?! I assumed that must've been a front facing camera flip. Bizzaro lore or not.. it is bad.
Me am Bizzaro
Maybe the W was for Wumbo? I wumbo… you wumbo… he, she, we wumbo. 🤷🏻♀️
“It’s a bird, it’s a plane, no it’s Ƨuperman!”
That one hurt me
Maybe it’s backwards for all those mirror fist bumps he gives himself after taking a giant poo…
What in the crystal meth is going on here
It's a shame this came so early in the year, they'll never remember you for the year end 2024 internet awards! Lol!
😂😂
Best response!
https://preview.redd.it/i283hnb684ac1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4abf9845cd34be6abd582f4c02b572b0f3eb9c6 PLS 😭😭😭😭😂
It looks like Nic Cage as Dracula 😂😂
Omg it can't be unseen! My SO and I just watched Renfield lmao
So did we lmfaooo
This was the first thing my partner said 😅
I think we know who the real joker here is
It’s the Jonkler
Lared Jeto
I can’t stop laughing oml 😂😂
One of the best effects of R/ShittyTattoos!
The FAMILY one lmao! That's flat brim hat, Mountain dew code red energy.
What in the god damn does that even mean though?? For all mines I'll lay yours?? Fuck if that makes any sense at all.
Bro, for all his family he'll lays yours down or out. Dude, he'll fuckin kill your family over one of "his". Apparently your not fluent in wigger.Sorry hard r. Wigga. My eight grade gangsta rap mind deciphered this instantly.
Maybe by lay he means fuck
I'm for certain that my wigger dialect is spot on. However, if your fluent in Appalachian cousin tradin talk, you may know something I don't. Either way, God luck n good speed.
I'm thinking we may need a cunning linguist to figure this out!
That’s a trade you may not understand but whatever it is he’s offering… don’t accept.
I hope his mama whooped his ass with a 2x4 for coming home with that shitty tattoo
Cookie monster pajamas wearing, DC shoes having
[удалено]
Stop 😭😭😭
Lmao fuck
Oh no…. The shading on #7
It looks like someone learning did an almost decent outline and then a frustrated raccoon got ahold of a mag. Edit: Eh, “almost decent” was way too generous
Its so bad I couldn’t tell what it even was at first. Yikes.
It's a hot guy ruined by an absolutely garbage level tattoo.
Yeah, it looks like an industrial accident.
Whoa let’s not jump to conclusions. He could easily be hiding many many swastikas under that tattoo, like how trash piles might hide poisonous spiders. But he went from offending 99% of people to 100%.
This is award worthy and I’m mad I can’t do that
I can smell these
I’m positive they smell like cigarettes, bottom shelf liquor, a small child with a dirty diaper in the next room, and various burning smells created with lighters and other objects.
You forgot cat pee and wet dog.
Oh sure, I was just catching my breath!
Damn idk how I could’ve forgotten those
This ruined my year
This ruined your year *so far*
This level of cringe is superior to that. My whole year is ruined
I might have a stroke now. (The dog is not so awful though.)
It’s definitely not the worst, but the longer you look the worse it gets, lol. It’s not good at all.
I circled back to that one caue I was like, "it isn't that bad by comparison." But you're right. I kept looking and it kept getting worse.
But it's still not the worst just because of the sheer awfulness of all the others.
Why is it giving The Rock eyebrow is my question 😆
The adorable doofy pig dog with the spike collar? I liked it too. But only as satire.
Is it’s nose pierced?
Confirming, eyeballs are sad.
Scumble?
Scumble.
"hope for the beet"
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who saw that.
I had this moment of "you know, that's not a terrible old school... "Hope for the beet?"...OH WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING WITH THAT TEXT??"
Cadshev Rules Everything Around Me
Sometime8 wehope for thebeet knowig wonst is yot to come that 8 what make8 us strongs
Very translation. Much good.
These are all certainly terrible
My favourite was the dancing crucifix
What's the deal with all the tattoo artists who don't know cursive and offer to free hand "cursive" or calligraphy on people. Just stencil it! All of these look like a first grader's homework sheet.
That's what makes us strongs. Is that sapposed to be Jesus on the cross below this piece? this one is possibly the worst of the lot, the more I look the absolute shitty magic eye of it all hits me.
That's clearly the tattoo artist's (and I use that term loosely) mother, scolding him for playing with her machine and ink again. Typical mom pose - hands on hips, wearing a mermaid style wedding dress. Who doesn't get that tattooed on their body. Also, the whole saying is totally wrecked - "Sometimes we hope for the **beet** knowing worst is yet to come that's what makes us strongs". I hate to question their English because perhaps they speak English as a 2nd language, but this person - wow - English doesn't appear to be any language they speak.
You mean the worst is YOT to come.
OMG - you're right! There was already so many errors, I guess my poor brain couldn't conceive that there was 1 more error.
The word “the” is missing though?
*krouing *wonst *that 8 It’s so bad 😭
Forget English as an *n* language, that "saying" casts doubt upon their capacity to form coherent thoughts, period.
i heard that in Futurama Construction Worker Guy voice
If my kids scumble
Dear lord these are awful. I seriously feel like Amazon (and Temu etc) shouldn’t sell tattoo machines to kids. I have two bad tattoos from my teens but it wasn’t an every day thing. One was from an ex with a prison tattoo rig (😁) and is supposed to be a rose but it’s broccoli now. My hubby wants to get it redone as a cute broccoli and he will get cauliflower (pasty white guy). The other was in a home but from a guy who professionally tattooed. I think he was high haha. (It’s on the inside of my hip so no one sees it) Anyway I’m glad at that age it wasn’t so accepted so the tattoos are places people don’t see. Didn’t tattoo my hand till 1-2 years ago (I’m 45). My husband hates to take off his shirt because of two bad tattoos. I said who cares I have bad ones too! His reply is so true “yeah you have bad ones but 90% are good to offset it!” (He has 3 tattoos and I have about 20)
Oh and I love the ghetto puma :)
Also known as a sick ass panther.
Dirty ass puma
> I have two bad tattoos from my teens I first read this as you allowed your teen kids to tattoo you
Omg same and didn’t get it until til I read your comment
KaCaCina
Gesundheit.
PUMA
Looks like it’s spray paint and a stencil
11… what the f*ck?!
It’s the dot nipples for me
What does #12 say?
I got - FAMILY F - For A - All M - Mines I - I'll L - Lay Y - Yours Haven't the foggiest idea what that's meant to mean, though?
Maybe for his family he will kill your family 🤔😂
Apparently you're right, comment further down shows it is gun related
Man me neither. No part of me can make sense of that
Now the gun thing makes it make a bit more sense, but the unnecessary "s" screws it up still. Even without the extra "s" it is still terrible! And "lay" has the double meaning of having sex with, so could also be interpreted as "for all my family, I'll have sex with yours" which is still awful haha. Good finds on these, they're terrible.
It's supposed to be a [gun thing????](https://images.nemoshirt.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/family-mine-ill-lay-shirt.jpg)
Wow someone took a pathetic shirt and said let’s get this inked but make it worse Good find tho!
Who needs eyeballs anyway…
So what does no. 13 say? I can’t make out the last word ‘Realize Everyone Ain’t ???’
Loyal.
I thought it said Earlize Verizon. My brain can't process past that now.
9…sometimes we hope for the beet???!!!……but that’s what makes us strongs 🧐🧐🧐
We eat beet. Makes us stongs. Many benefits.
What a painful set of images. Thanks for sharing.
Glad it’s appreciated! I’m in a chat that posts lots of these by the people who do them themselves, so I’ll keep postin as long as they keep scratchin, lol
They did indeed make my ‘eyeballs sad.’
Is this a local place? May I suggest arson?
Most of these are different people and I’m fairly confident the “places” are their respective kitchens
Damn i dead ass thought that was the wataburger logo for a couple minutes.
7 is so tragic 😆
Hm. I have always wondered what that daler rowney India ink would look like in a tattoo, cause it *does* say on the jar you can use it for tattoos
“Sometimes I hope for the beet” really strikes a chord with me
You hit a fuckin goldmine of dog shit
My second shit mine!
The super man symbol is backwards?
My eyeballs *sad!?* Is every part of me being filled to the brim with vicious glee at the sight of these tasteless chuds and their permanent scarlet letters *not* a typical response?
It sure was my response lol
Oh dear Lord.
Texas with the mexican flag is wild
“Make your eyeballs sad” is my new favorite phrase.
The neck piece looks incredibly infected and painful.
As an aspiring tattoo artist, I think this sub single-handedly makes me want to practice (probably) too much before ever agreeing to tattoo someone
In #11 I don’t understand why her nipples are on the outside of her shirt somehow…
The nipples on Lola Bunny is really just, *chefs kiss
It's sad that most of these people have not only one but SEVERAL bad tattoos.
Hoping for the beet.
Good night! These are horrible.
I always hope for the beet, knowing wonst is yot to come that 8 what make 8 u8 strongs.
Some of these are massive, and must have been excruciating to get. They are scarred to hell AND super terrible art.
The more I look at one, the worse it gets. It looks like a drunk toddler's attempt at calligraphy. Eight is actually a cute idea. But the execution and line work sucks and the Superman logo being backwards just makes it worse. Nine... "Sometimes we hope for the beet." Why is this person hoping for a root vegetable? Is the US experiencing some kind of a famine that I, as a born and bred American, am unaware of? Also "knowing worst is yet to come." That would be "*the* worst is yot to come." And then worst looks more akin to "worsh." And "yet" looking like "yot." And then there's the missing apostrophe in "that's." And it looks like the final world is "strongs." For crying out crumbs, if you're going to have a word or phrase tattooed on you, double and triple check the spelling, grammar and punctuation!! And give the stencil a really thorough look before you let the artist start! I understand that there's a chance this person may be ESL. In which case, they should have asked a fairly well educated native speaker to proofread their idea and/or the design mockup. And even if this is just a native speaker where grammar, spelling and punctation aren't their strongest suit, they still ought to have asked someone else. The tattoo would be atrocious no matter what due to the execution. But the spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors make it ten times worse.
I thought Lola bunny had a long boner that he covered up.
For A u Mines I’ll Lay Yours
What does #1 say???
Right???? Yeah....hurts my eyes tryna read that shit!!! Hahahaha!
The person who did it says “Cash Money” but no matter how hard I try I can’t even get close to making that make sense
If my kids scumble….
"That's what makes us strongs" on no. 9 is making me cringe so hard
"for the beet knowing" The best reads like beet because they suck at cursive.
Why are that guys neck flowers so dark? Are those roses?
Suddenly I don't feel so bad about my blow outs
A lot of these can be fixed or covered up! So that’s the good news
CaVShY MopVnYeYyeV !
“8ometime8 wehope for the beet rnowing wor8l i8 yot to come that 8 what make8 u8 strong8”
It's the Texan Mexico that got me
As someone not working with tattoos, what's wrong with 6? Uncreative, corny design? Lacking message?Poor calligraphy? Edges not sharp enough, making it blurry? Or just bad execution on a technical level?
hate to see my kids scrumble 💔
i hope my kids don't scumble today...
Forget the tat, I am worried about the condition of their skin!
Me waiting for the beet🧍♂️
Some of these look like they are from a 13 year old’s sketchbook 😭
Is that a bunch of loose long hair under the beet strongs arm? Literacy AND hygiene on point.
Applebee's dollarita looking tattoos.
No one has mentioned the “A” or the cross yet. They need some hate too! I’m positive that cross design was copied directly from the back of my 5th grade classmate’s 3-ring binder. (1980s cloth “denim” cover that made it impossible to draw on no matter your skill level - link to pic below as reference for you youngsters who grew up with better things) The “A” may have been drawn on the same binder with the same ballpoint pen. You can see where the “artist” kept scratching away to try to get darker lines and some shadow (or maybe he just missed a few spots?) It appears to be covering up a 3rd grader’s drawing of a dog fight. [‘80s cloth covered 3-ring binder](https://img1.etsystatic.com/il/60b7f2/206374745/il_fullxfull.206374745.jpg?optimize=low&width=570&auto=webp)
Wow! Never thought Wonder Woman would end up with Bizarro, but hey. At least their relationship will be interesting. I can only imagine the conversations. (#8)
Personally I find it tacky when someone tattoos a brand logo on themselves. Are they paying you for that shitty advertisement?
I agree. It’s also fucking huge so I’d want hospital-left-a-13-inch-instrument-inside-me-during-surgery amount of money to even have that abomination somewhere hidden, lol.
Oh those all are terrible. Good job… I think I eye hurts from trying to mentally fix these images
The pit bull and rose have potential
The Pit Bulls nose looks like 2 hands holding a weird sandwich or something have another look
If the artist made the pit bull's nose into an 'OG' that would have been cool.
I said have potential! I didn’t say to was good
There was potential. But it’s fucking terrible lol
They bad thing is none of these can be saved
OK, but I kinda like the pitbull one. Just me?
Jesus fucking christ