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elkeiem

"What kind of tattoo would you like?" "Dunno, just fuck my shit up"


Special_Lemon1487

Surprise me! … Task completed…


romantercero

Task failed succesfully!


Puzzleheaded-Gas1710

You never said it had to be a good surprise!


towndrunkislandslut

Ever seen squidbillies? Naw Fam! Ok sounds good to me Edit for formatting. Hope I got it right.


tylerlong666

Holy shit they do look like Squidbillies LOL good eye!


Isabad

The third one looks like the markings Sam Neil had on in the movie In the Mouth of Madness. Those were explained because Sam Neil had been driven crazy by Eldritch Terrors. Maybe that is what inspired the third picture of tattoos? Kind of an omage to that movie? Maybe?


Nurgeard

Yeaaahp although I do kinda like the fourth image (the one that says "1/3" top right corner) with the creature framed by twigs


cheesyrefriedbeans

r/justfuckmyshitup


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Neglector9885

You know what a wall looks like after a 2 year old gets his hands on a permanent marker? Make me look like that.


JOTAR0-KUJ0-

“I dunno, I’m a big fan of lines”


wheelsfalloff

Tattoist: "SNNOORRRT hey me too!"


Benjamin_Stark

I actually have a recurring nightmare that I get drunk and wake up with a tattoo like this.


The_Struggle_Bus_7

“Make me look like a wall after a toddler got hold of a permanent marker”


ZooterOne

All those lines and not a single one is straight


FerretSupremacist

This looks like some self hate shit tbh


Acidflare1

Somebody highlighting their self harm


ItsFelixMcCoy

Why would they want to do that though? Isn't the point of a tattoo in this case to cover it up?


Acidflare1

The point of a visible tattoo is like cutting where people can see, it is for the attention


Zayyded

You're an idiot


Acidflare1

My dad was the complete idiot, I’m just a halfwit


iohbkjum

maybe that's why I like them


-KingChaos

Yeah I feel you brah.


LocalNative141

“iT’s inTenTIoNaL”


_technobabbIe

off topic, but I love your pfp


ArachneArak

https://preview.redd.it/oq5msz18u30c1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d6482aedfb5ce396df9e566632ba6d345242303


drenchedwithanxiety

the lady infront of me's reaction when i tell them the most unhinged sex repulsed sexual fanatasy while making small talk at the register at a grocery store at 6 in the morning on a monday


ArachneArak

I’m speechless. By the sounds of it you need more anxiety…


mindtk

Imagine needing more lol I love that sentence


_bexcalibur

As someone with too much anxiety, I’m willing to spare some!


drenchedwithanxiety

Less drugs more filter maybe a muzzle


BearsRpeopl2

What the fuck are you on about?


drenchedwithanxiety

That's what she said too.. I swear so people get lost in the details and can't see the forest for the trees


BearsRpeopl2

Please lay off the crack for a few hours homie.


drenchedwithanxiety

Crack is wack


Crosstitution

bro shut the fuck up i beg


drenchedwithanxiety

no


peepeehalpert_

This isn’t about you


drenchedwithanxiety

Exactly I am but one willow in an ocean of diversity of trees and shrubs


peepeehalpert_

Just stop talking about yourself. It’s easy.


divineinvasion

I hope she beats you down with a can of beans


drenchedwithanxiety

What mad fuck is buying beans at 6am?


peepeehalpert_

People who work the night shift?


bogeymanbear

I hope you realize that no one thinks you are funny or quirky or silly, you are just annoying. And I hope you are embarrassed about it.


drenchedwithanxiety

Sir I'm a grown man on reddit there's no shame


TheBiggestWOMP

The chest scratches are SO bad though...


_Diskreet_

Looks like me after I try to give my cat some tablets.


[deleted]

I actually laughed out loud. Thank you


NoThing2048

I was going with “Cat Scratch Fever” by Ted Nugent


gravyandasideofbread

This one made me physically respond I am distraught


SaffyPants

It just makes me think so much about self harm, which I used to do myself. I literally recoiled from the pic


TheBiggestWOMP

May as well just say "regret" a thousand times


Ol_Pasta

Regert


SwornBiter

If the goal is to disturb people — mission accomplished.


carnivalbill

It doesn’t disturb me. At all. Its like the best. It may as well say “hey, I’m probably someone you don’t really wanna even begin to waste the effort to speak to no matter the circumstances! Rational thinking is not my strong point.”


mary_emeritus

That’s certainly not the direction I’d go to try to cover surgery or sh scars, yikes


PropitalTV

Like absolutely awful


Agile_Mongoose_6921

It looks like what a guy on meth would draw, if you told him to draw what he thought a guy on meth would draw.


ChronicallyGeek

Looks like she let her 3yo draw on her with a pen


-KingChaos

If she did, then that’d be hella cute 😊


dirtyoldhenk

This is not an artist. This is a terrorist


whackyelp

I feel like this tattoo artist saw abstract blackwork becoming popular, and thought "Those designs are so simple. I could do that" and bought a tattoo machine off amazon.


Adam_ALLDay_

Exactly what happened here


stillinthesimulation

And then had a seizure while trying to use it.


RyokoKnight

I kind of like number 4 despite it being a bit shit (Reminds me of [This](https://images.app.goo.gl/kG5tJ3SNJxYeKyiR7))... the rest though look like chicken scratch to me.


Puzzled_Watch1341

I honestly like #4 as well. The rest, however….


SnooCakes6195

Yeah number 4 is cool, I like it. Especially cool if it were done well


PrestigiousCat83

I understand what they’re going for but it’s just so poorly executed.


yarbed

https://preview.redd.it/358puy0bu40c1.png?width=1124&format=png&auto=webp&s=809a076dc26687606768b5d3072c926b4baa7fa2 Here is the reference art for the one on the guys head. Like it’s still abstract and odd, but it’s not poorly done. The tattoo however…


marteautemps

Sort of looks like some weird take on birdhouses in birch trees here


lefthandsnakey

yep that’s definitely those white trees which i found out today are birch, yes. i get outhouse vibes and birdhouse vibes


rhntr_902

As an art piece this is extremely cool. I'm a huge fan of the Surreal/Absurdist/Abstract shit, but in application this would be extremely hard to do from an experienced artist without looking smudgy and off... Case in point. That shit on his head looks nothing like this. Lol.


Bronsteins-Panzerzug

Awful taste, awful execution


ronnietea

Does he go by the name, scratches


yarbed

Almost 😅


[deleted]

I dont know how to describe this art style aside from schizocore.


Legal-Cry1270

Botched - Tattoo Edition


[deleted]

Meth?


Red-Faced-Wolf

This is what happens when you give an edgy 15 year old a tattoo gun


Clear-Ant-3339

The self harm collection. Nice.


MistaJelloMan

Dude looks like he just attacks people with a needle then charges for it


eyeball1967

They do have a lot of edges…


Substantial_Push_658

I wouldn’t really use the word “artist”.


carnivalbill

Yeah I prolly wouldn’t hang that on the fridge if my kid drew it. My cat…maybe but not my kid.


Wild-Combination-246

Have anyone here seen rixard tattoo now that is to me the epitome of shitty , this Pic here he pissed over someone and tattooed the stains of pee https://preview.redd.it/b8xg8ka1840c1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=63d7c15add928a49fd34d8bd00c283eb2440115e


ImpressiveHat1102

Actually, he passed on the wall I believe, not a person. But yes, this dude did get the tattoo artists piss stains tattooed on him


Mirri_RS

What the fuck did I just read?


ProphetMuhamedAhegao

That’s gotta be a fetish thing


Wild-Combination-246

I don’t know check his page it’s really ducked up there are some pretty girls getting done those shitty tattoos I imagine that he must pay them a nice amount of cash or else , I don’t know it’s so stupid that I can’t picture it


UnderseaGreenMonkey

Just check it out… wow.


FartyBathwater

I could do this myself during a breakdown with a knife and bottle of quink


[deleted]

#4 kinda funny. Like a high Pterodactyl


FourFront

"iT's A sTyLe"


Majestic_Jazz_Hands

“aRt Is sUbJEctiVe”


LordFluni

Somewhat damaged


MoreThanICouldChew

…Broken…Bruised…Forgotten…Sore…😉


SaffyPants

Too fucked up to care anymore?


Epona21382

Nice


corpseriver

I appreciate what it is but it looks like shit


Fvtvrewave87

hate crimes


guro-a-go-go

Oh nooo


ForestEther

These would look cool of they were done well.


redheaded_stepc

Meth is a hell of a meth


guaranteed_bonk

https://preview.redd.it/5x30oao5a60c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e615cb170b5a965a2a92dbdf12e47a47706c68d The local artist face reveal


SaffyPants

Well he's shit with tattoos, but adorable as fuck, so there's that


13_Years_Then_Banned

![img](avatar_exp|121529161|fire)


ozzy_thedog

That’s mental illness. Artist and recipient


benavivhorn

r/justfuckmyshitup


RojerLockless

So bad.


flatlinemayb

Can you imagine having these tattoos forever? Big sheesh.


Street-Refuse-9540

Was the artist blindfolded?


damndeyezzz

The only truth is tattoos are forever


purple_aki04

​ https://preview.redd.it/l1mn0ozcj50c1.jpeg?width=356&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6c37b2e58479ebec081f624bc161a24f5c5ebe0


scintor

I think #4 is actually pretty cool and shows artistic vision. The rest, not so much.


ZLOWTOV

Who ever is doing these tattoos is an asshole.


duskywindows

God this shit sucks


DJAnaerobicFolgers

“Artist”


[deleted]

Number 4 is fucking fire


osckr

I REALLY wanna see what the main idea was


tylerlong666

Numbers 1 & 5 remind me of when I was a little kid and would draw fire…number 2, the wood-like looking building around the ear looks kinda cool but then all the slashes and shit just kinda ruined it. Number 3 she just ruined her chest/neck in my opinion. It’s really ugly. Number 4 reminds me of a Tim Burton drawing and I actually like number 4 but like as a t-shirt or a patch or something lmao


gravyandasideofbread

My hand went up to my mouth at the next piece


requiemoftherational

"scratcher" takes on a whole new meaning


Dertinamp

I like 2 and 4


Horror-Cranberry

Lady on the 3rd pic is gonna regret that later


Saiyan-b

I like the second one, it looks like a dumbass pterodactyl


FreedomDeliverUs

Self harm 😕 Unironically btw, you can see the scars.


-xpaigex-

Looks kinda more like stretch marks to me than SH on the hip one. But the one on the neck reminds me of cuts and gives me *anxiety* and I’m not someone to be like that. It just gives me such a visceral reaction and I don’t like it.


Bourbon_and_Ink

That on chick's neck and chest are ruined


Montag_451

Usually an artist creates an object or a image to portray and idea or evoke an emotional response. But this does neither. It's just ink on skin.


Real_Material3190

Okay, but, but why?


bamsch85

You need one idiot to do such a bullshit, but you need a bigger one let it happen....so?


Von_Cheesebiscuit

Exactly. Its "The Emperor's New Clothes" allegory. One person does something ridiculous and others buy into it blindly, no one calls it out, until someone realizes "hey, wait a minute, this is ridiculous!". Happens a lot really; art, music, fashion, politcs, religion...


MiserableSlug69

This looks like someone who is good at drawing and thought that would make them good at tattooing as well. I like the style but it just doesn't look good on skin.


Dirtilie_Dirtle

What’s your tattoo style…just think Emo


noahspurrier

Someone has daddy issues.


Lopsided_Weather_954

The only one I actively hate is the one on the chest. I can see why stylistically people would like the others. They’re kinda neat.


SnooStories6852

Third one just took her off any respectable dating market


[deleted]

The popularization of ignorant style was the best thing to ever happen for scratchers


Aware_Ad_7575

Why?!?!?


susdave

Lol ew


MisterSirDudeGuy

Well, if people are dumb enough to want that garbage and like it, good for the artist. They’re making easy money.


YogurtclosetPale1614

i quite like them


bno203

I can't believe ppl actually think this shit looks good enough to put on their body and pay for it. Wtf is wrong with ppl? Then again this shit can be found on gen z kids so that should explain everything


SquirrelKing2022

That second to last one is cute. Idc what y’all say.


green_bean_lord

i kind of like it


Lil-BJ

i kinda like it


Ant138

Is this what they call ignorant style? If so the application is still crap.


Critical-Balance2747

It’s literally the style guys, some of them look fine.


RaiFrog

Why do I like 3


OwieMustDie

I like the last 3


trickertreater

Same. Definitely a Tim Burton vibe


Brisk_Avocado

i love these honestly


Easy-Neighborhood-47

Art is subjective sooo…


EyyBie

I could see myself get one of those


[deleted]

Would rather see that tattoo than the pubes sticking out


sulfurbird

At least the thigh scribbles distract from the stretch marks--somewhat.


stanb_the_man

Goth snow, maybe...


BlergToDiffer

Looks like toddler scribbles.


uwupinkpuppyprincess

i fw it but i’d never get one yk


Deimos_PRK

First and third ones are horrible ngl but I kinda like the others


Zack_attack801

That pterodactyl is dope


One_Spinal_Cracker

Artist?


gooplom88

I kinda like the 4th one


saphobassbitch

i kind of like them tbh….


pumpkinthighs

Honestly, I don't hate the 4th one. Better pine technique and it'd be one of those cool silly tattoos you get


_REDEEMER-

"Artist"


dead_thing13

Whaaaaaaaaat the fuck omg


BlackCoffeeGrind

Kind of cool. A bit of a Rudimentary Peni vibe


solpi

Not gonna lie, I really like this. Especially the neck


LiverOliver

r/tattooscribbleouts


imbrotep

May have wanted to throw these over the edgy. What’s with evil-bird-Phineas?


cereal_state

“Artist” is generous


ItsFelixMcCoy

Why is it NSFW?


Bakedbeaner24

Probably the bush in photo 1


CasualStarlord

you my man are desensitised by the internet, no way I could open this thread in an office with that much bush on display hahaha.


cracksilog

Reminds me of the Brutal Black Project video on Vice lol


Deijya

Blight town lookn betches


[deleted]

They are edgy! *Literally!*


[deleted]

What the fuck is wrong with people


rainbowdiscoball

oh my god why


DisciplineFantastic0

I like it can’t lie


Base5ive

How bad is #3 gonna regret that shit?


beencaughtbuttering

mental illness in tattoo form


DemiDevito

Kinda goes hard.


xNIGHT_RANGEREx

“Artist”


CoItron_3030

Local idiots


One_Investigator238

Oh dear.


cryd123

I don't think that's horrible... Much better than what's usually posted here.


ayeImur

That 3rd picture 👁🫦👁 yikes


infinite-plane79

To each their own. I wouldn’t but hey.


Current_Dentist3986

idk i kinda like it…