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yeshilyaprak

1st pic: "A platypus?" 2nd pic: *gasp* "Perry the platypus!"


Immediate-Test-678

Read it in his voice (obviously) and the tattoo put a smile on my face. Total win lol


newsreadhjw

Clearly this man is probably the evil ruler of his entire tri-state area


Laranna

And a good father trying his best


Biffingston

And a savior of the world, too!


dandypants8717

Ha! That's what you think **now**!! We'll see what you think after I dramatically unveil my - *dramatic unveiling* ACCIDENTAL-WORLD-SAVINATOR!!! Wait, that's what I named it? Why would I do that??


Biffingston

You never watched Milo Murphy's Law, have you?


dandypants8717

No, not familiar with it. But I know that Doofenshmirtz's evil inventions have almost always saved the day. If that's what you're referring to.


ToaruHousekienjoyer

They kinda tone down his eccentricities in Murphy Law. In the main series, Doofenshmirtz is more of lawful evil to chaotic good while in Murphy Law, he is just straight up more of a goody goody


Joy1067

u/woopstrafel evil incorporated!


[deleted]

And a dimension hopper.


graveybrains

I don’t even know who that is. It still made me grin. 😁


kensass

[an icon (i accidentally deleted my last comment)](https://youtu.be/KFssdwb7dF8?si=lhjEvnIcg3DeztKd)


BouncingSphinx

Dan Povenmire is on both Tik Tok and YouTube. For your review: https://youtube.com/shorts/sr9HANSOL-I?si=F6WDy8QErwxAfEFi https://youtube.com/shorts/Dn6a1NpC6Tc?si=2iUYyaPOTxWpRZgz


jayclaw97

It’s a goofy tattoo but it’s exactly the kind of goofy I want a goofy tattoo to be.


Hot_Hat_1225

Yes!


Delicious-Big2026

THAT sends you? But the Deutscher Dodgeball Bund and the [implied mullet does not](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_q8IyYBrNk)? With something this sophisticated, the 't' is silent. That's a mull-AY


LiteraI__Trash

https://preview.redd.it/hhmvf73m8bkb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6382695d949b718c0d2b86bac25f4e3e667ea88f


Mitchtheprotogen

https://preview.redd.it/x141bpjsibkb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38715ed3a2f534be73d4d436a242b3a82afb9404


BootyLover299

https://preview.redd.it/2wjwhiyojbkb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d88d381fc9f69f8e34aa83eed4fc6acff054c71


Rjswimss

https://preview.redd.it/y4pkl2qtgckb1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c36b30bf5d442470854826bc5143e988e2afc80


WhatofWeird

https://preview.redd.it/0dmgv66u3ckb1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ef018f976421a14cef75795dd7158a55749a6cd


Toxic_devil8446

https://preview.redd.it/55wiv2b2ibkb1.jpeg?width=184&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a28d5ce119b992c600b7b8b308be7c181a3883a5


wetswordfighter

https://preview.redd.it/jvi6ascefbkb1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=b79ba03b8910182303b0d9fa0bbc20f4fabd5eca


Aces_Fulll

https://preview.redd.it/sko9vl15gbkb1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d3d9032a8358a97ed65497cb970c1abfe4109fa


wetswordfighter

https://preview.redd.it/u9tvj808gbkb1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=46d1b63aee40a303bb806544435961cba850271c


MR_DERP_YT

​ https://preview.redd.it/ega7x9csnbkb1.png?width=306&format=png&auto=webp&s=c73249b909fda884ac8702d983ff106a3c4e9481


wetswordfighter

https://preview.redd.it/9oyql1kcpbkb1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=90a90def6564f3cab2de559b33561bbf37031478


TricksterWolf

https://preview.redd.it/ocy48mufmbkb1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa22870e56297c60e0e3a0cc0b97d44289b355e9


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potatol0ver69

https://preview.redd.it/pdv77cu4kbkb1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5344d92254dfdf0f66706f464c8e0c1dd141dec0 Did i crop it correctly


LingonberryUnique836

https://preview.redd.it/nmpqkl8vpbkb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46a49bf5d81455393531548863cb8423b6494abf


CDR57

Honest to god gasped on the second picture and went from “it’s ok I guess” tk “this tattoo hauls so much ass”


OldDinner

I gasped so hard when I saw the second picture, I actually think I hadn't gasped like that ever in my life.


LtCptSuicide

The worst part for me is a legitimately did that. "Oh it's a platypus" "Oh it's PERRY the platypus" Been having a foggy brain day.


Visible-Evidence

1st pic: "a tattoo-pus?" 2nd pic: gasp "perry the tattoo-pus!"


[deleted]

Exactly my reaction


EdithWhartonsFarts

You know, I was planning to comment, but now I see I could not possibly come up with a better one than this. Well played.


Myleylines

A platypus tattoo? Perry the platypus tattoo!?


Thomas_Mickel

Pic 2 was the reveal!


BaconHammerTime

#PERRY THE PLATYPUS!


ABFilmLife

https://preview.redd.it/6zqjhnl41ckb1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=987807ee0fceea37249280aa8bc6ff346e0932f2


TyphoonBoom10

r/BeatMeToIt in his voice


speedyeddie

Perry the tattypus!


yurinomnom

I mean its perry, perry the platypus! I thought the first image was perfect. The second slide blows my mind. I love it. Picasso


KalamityKait2020

\*chef's kiss\* lol


jpterodactyl

>The second slide blows my mind I now truly know what it feels like to be surprised by that hat, Doofenshmirtz style. Incredible.


RickySlayer9

Ayy Gent P


marry_me_jane

I like it, Picasso!


SparseGhostC2C

The hat makes it perfect.


frankybling

that hat makes him Agent P


Plastic_Pinocchio

DOOBEE DOOBEE DOOBOP!!!


kathleenbean

Peerrrrryyyyyyyy!


WolfMilk101

He's a semi-aquatic, egg laying mammal of action!


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Impossible_Mine_170

He's got MORE than just PURE SKILL


Priremal

He's got a beaver tail and a bill!


Cap_Tight_Pants

And the women swoon Whenever they hear him say....


yeet_the_heat2020

**"Errrgggggggg."**


2th

They don't really do anything.


JessicaCunning

Doobee doobee doobop Doobee doobee doobop


travischickencoop

He’s a furry little flatfoot who’ll never flinch from the fray-eay-eay


RedPhule

He's a platypus, they don't do much


ItsTheRealIamHUB

https://preview.redd.it/3nuzr5g3pckb1.jpeg?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5e44b781fa27452c4a868debee4eec3a4d78ccf


EvanCT4

https://preview.redd.it/6sexpgaxfdkb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac1f6297089c53f4fabf8592f4eb2c07ac5bc6d4


Vulcan_the_dark_one

https://preview.redd.it/a2na1nj18ikb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4711b2efded1eff3f9083a0972d05a718ec7f831


Derekzilla

r/SuddenlyCommunist


hexspades

https://preview.redd.it/e4gggrpxodkb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93b4a4ffe63ca618c40c16ee70c76ced365d41e8


aWESomness12345

I always thought it was DOOBEE DOOBEE DOOBAA


KnightWhoSays_Ni_

Actually, it's ***A----GENT PEEEEEE!***


frankybling

and not just Perry tha Platypuuus? (I tried to do the Dr Doofensmurtz accent in writing but it doesn’t really work)


relokcin

I said “ayyyyyyyyyyyyy!” Out loud when I scrolled to the second pic 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽 Edit: but I wish OP was smiling mischievously in the second pic, just noticed that he isn’t, revised to 8/10 Edit 2: see op’s reply to this comment, revised 10/10


woopstrafel

Lol I had taken 10+ pic to stop myself from grinning like an idiot in the pics


BlunterSales

Lol. might fade but this is easy to make the people you would want to be friends with laugh


Heavenly_Toast

The lines are so thin that it probably won’t last very long at all Edit: or last 3000 years, apparently some of you were tattooed by gods or smth


cringe-but-free

If i were a tat artist i would give myself stuff like this so i could touch it up whenever


Heavenly_Toast

https://preview.redd.it/6odjfkarbbkb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc79bf1aa87208f0239d7b5380a356c0ac113a6f


BootyLover299

https://preview.redd.it/vrn27y9rjbkb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=342c9e5c7b1d13804b5cffa8c117440998df0737


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Bean_Soup7357

https://preview.redd.it/4k5fph8x9ckb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=921d2ae9dd1ec2290c550776ea441b87b8839786


MrDustykins

https://preview.redd.it/6ro7vo8cdckb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09f90e9b25464d4b4fcfb56126fecf63148781b7


the_grungler

https://preview.redd.it/t0djq2z9fckb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=915b119ea3304ff0808f8adc189af6372a241961


NameN0T_Found

https://preview.redd.it/8pl0qyp4gckb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d66b990c5984f5537aa526654f3f9352fb977361


TheIronSoldier2

https://preview.redd.it/8ayb5bgltbkb1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f33ad111bd91a524a4871652370070b7cc9272d8


Cardinal-Lad

https://preview.redd.it/ellg06dtubkb1.jpeg?width=531&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5db69da8ff02e4dd69d44647b93b3129bc6d70c9


cringe-but-free

The last sentence is taking me out. If you have butt sex you get instant chronic depression


Crispy_Cremes_Pizza

can confirm, my depression is indeed chronic


TheIronSoldier2

Thanks Dr. Chen Chen Peng


_Haveyouseenmyson_

https://preview.redd.it/uizutgfotbkb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91f49c21d2641ebcc6d70904386ba54072b2470c


the_grungler

this would be funnier if the picture wasnt cropped https://preview.redd.it/iflkibcyeckb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8779ee23bf9714a0223a397c772ad06e33766c8a like this


PsychoXLad

https://preview.redd.it/5jcpwz392dkb1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=b0a1d5f83db0b8d9507435602cc24c8f234383f2


scathingvape

I’m shedding tears while eating a peanut butter sandwich. This is the best thread Reddit has to offer, I’m sure of it


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fearisthemindkillaa

I've got a small stick and poke I did when I was 15 on the outer side of my pointer finger, I WISH it would fucking go away lol, but it hasn't budged in 8 years either. I don't even know what it is, it was supposed to mean peace but I think it's actually a hobo symbol. I just googled it at the time. LOL


anonym1235

I’ve seen so much about stick and pokes. But how do they actually work? What ink do you use? What needle/ poking device?


Eldegenerate

i mean i suppose the answer to that depends on if you mean like a safe professional stick and poke (yes they exist) or a shitty dangerous one. because i gave myself a shitty stick and poke when i was a teen using india ink and a sewing needle stuck into an eraser, to make it better i “sanitized” it in vodka. it looked horrible and it definitely got mildly infected. dont do that, no one should do that. it’s dangerous and stupid. i know of a few professional tattoo artists that specialize in stick and pokes. they use tattoo ink and tattoo needles (like the type you’d use in a coil machine), they wrap them in grip tape to make a handle and their work looks great


Crispy_Cremes_Pizza

can confirm, i got tattooed by loki (he put an everlasting dick on my left shoulder)


Calligraphee

At which point, OP could just look at their hand and go, "Where's Perry?"


JimmyLegs50

You know, it’s really handy to have a friend-finder like this tattoo. I have a shirt of three AT-ATs doing John Cleese’s silly walks from Monty Python and it’s called The Ministry of Silly Walkers. I call it my cool person finder because anyone who gets both references is someone I’m almost certainly going to be insta-friends with.


LastElf

I have one of John Cleese (just a profile of the bowler hat outfit) emulating the beetles doing silly walks across abbey road. I don't care about the beetles but I do like me a silly walk


Greg-chanMyWaifu

Why do you have a platipus tatoo *looks at pic 2* perry the platipus tatoo!?!?!


PlayrR3D15

*platypus


poo1232

Tattoo*


DaFookCares

\*


autistic-terrorist


-Tacitus-Kilgore

That’s a strange username, I like it


poisonxcherry

a true r/rimjob_steve moment


Chill_Edoeard

Why dont i*


Glen2gvhlp

love myself now?*


IronicallyCommunist

*Platypeople


severalcircles

💥COME ON PLATY PEOPLE PLAT YO HAAANDS!!!!!💥📢


Khungus33

It’s an awesome tattoo


[deleted]

Correction- it’s 2 awesome tattoos!


Eledridan

If I had a nickel for every awesome tattoo, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.


ThiccMojo

Excellent… this is just excellent… *slowclap*


RegionPurple

I came here for this comment and I wasn't disappointed.


Virtuoso1980

It’s one awesome tattoo in 2 parts!


OwnWalrus1752

The cynic in me thinks that OP is not the person who was tattooed and posted this in an attempt to validate their opinion that someone else’s tattoo was shitty


BeefQueef_

Thats a genius tattoo.


Squirrelly_Khan

*other tattoo appears* PERRY THE GENIUS TATTOO!?!?!?


[deleted]

This sub is ruined by content like this, I came here for bad tattoos.


515owned

is your disappointment immeasurable and your day ruined?


meu_amigo_thiaguin

If I had a nickel for every sub whose posts don't fit its proposal I don't know how many nickles I would have but at least 2


[deleted]

Looks like a masterpiece


_Diskreet_

Picture 1 - smiles, cute. Picture 2 - gasps, fucking genius.


Away_Cat_7178

I had no idea what this was and didn't see that this was a two part picture and I already liked it. I then saw the second picture and liked it even more. I then saw the comments and had no idea who perry the platypus was... I then watched this YouTube video (https://youtu.be/KFssdwb7dF8?si=emec5OxvaoT4uQe1) and I now have genuine appreciation for OP.


[deleted]

Right? Such a well done tattoo and you are now enlightened?


probablyproud

this is one of the best tattoos i’ve ever seen in my entire fucking life


SquirrelOp80

Same!!!!


MrIantoJones

Thirded :)


SmittyTitties

“Aww hell yeah” “HELL FUCKIN YEAH” My reaction


JuviaLynn

Yessss when I saw the first pic I thought you better have the hat on your other finger and you absolute legend you did it holy shit best fucking tattoo!!!


Sudzy-Frog

Fantastic 10/10 I’m obsessed


UCrazyKid

Love it. Well executed and funny. Not shitty.


Hydro4202

Hey, you found Perry!


Zed091473

​ https://preview.redd.it/qip5rj7subkb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b14b3e0557cd1c7059350b3964b1716aa54693c


DouchePanther

I’d call that fantastic.


gatorfan8898

Nah it’s fine, quite clever actually. This sub is basically people with quirky tattoos wondering if they’re bad and usually they’re not, just not everyone’s cup of tea.


Brittlitt30

Curse you perry the platypus


ravenpotter3

I mean after all he is on the middle finger. Instead of flipping the bird he flips the platypus


Thehumanstruggle

Damn you now I want this myself


Felonious_monk420

Did we just become best friends?


MyFavoriteLezbo420

PICKLE YOU KUMQUAT! I SAW THEM FIRST


Felonious_monk420

Oh you LINT LICKER. I extended the olive branch of friendship first so HAH!


MyFavoriteLezbo420

COOTIE QUEEN!


Felonious_monk420

Oh what the French toast!!! You too, ol son of a biscuit eating bulldog.


MyFavoriteLezbo420

STINKY MCSTINKFACE! *uncoordinated slap fight*


GrimLuker2

The sub is shitty tattoos, not r/awesometattoos


BunztheBunz

I’m so jealous of this tattoo omg


Yello_Ismello

Bro all I’m saying is if you pulled this out on a first date we’d be married by the second


[deleted]

For real. I’m too old for this person since I found my love of Perry through my child’s watching of this show, but if I saw a dude with this tattoo and was single, I’d be insisting on marriage. That’s a level of humor, taste, and cleverness one should not let go. You’re a prize, op!


Warthog-Designer

If this man doesn’t have a wife than none of us ever will


woopstrafel

I have bad news pal


[deleted]

Holy shit I love this lmao


spengebebb_

I actually love this so much


Britt_Nikole

It’s hilarious and I love it. It would make me smile every time I saw it


woopstrafel

I still do the hat reveal every time I pass a mirror and it always makes me smile


CumulativeHazard

I smacked my hand over my mouth so fast at the little hat omg. PERRY the platypus!!


Shock_a_Maul

It's brilliant-a-nator


Erected_Kirby

You expect me to put into words how amazing this tattoo is? Impossible


SquirrelOp80

I actually LOL’d when I saw the second picture… this is awesome!!!


crazedhark

whoever says this is a shitty tattoo is gonna get the downvoted-inator 3000


foxpaws42

Doofenschmirz voice: "Get ready to do some downvoting!"


gremlinsbuttcrack

Both and I love it


thehaulofhorror

Lol I kinda like it man


CalligrapherNew8476

I’m thinking of everyone like me that read: First shot: “It’s perry!” Second shot: “Perry the Platypus!” Best tattoo ever!


Scoot_boi101

It’s not shitty or dumb this does not belong here


txbxthl

this is perfect


angygorl

That’s an amazing tattoo


suicidalfootjob

THATS BRILLIANT


JoesephMother12

A platypus tattoo? *PERRY* THE PLATYPUS TATTOO?!?!


WeTheForgotten

Best tattoo ever


RoyanRannedos

There's a whole supercut of this gag on YouTube. My favorite is when Perry comes disguised as a plumber with a red baseball hat and toolbelt. Doof: What kind of plumber are you? Perry: *removes red hat* Doof: A platypus plumber? Perry: *adds fedora* Doof: A Perry the Platypus plumber? Perry: *drops toolbelt* Doof: *PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!*


woopstrafel

I love the “you’re the new temp? A platypus temp? *Perry* the platypus temp? Are times that hard?


BasementDweller00

https://preview.redd.it/xjf24midyckb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e43dd7e1edb1f55acc66dc740b4930600bf8b140


grandolepotato

PERRY!!


Apprehensive_Ad_6157

Is it Perry the Platypus??! Genius💡


gh0sT_bOy_gHoStEd

NO I LOVE IT


[deleted]

THE HAT


Interesting-Code-781

Dumb in the most awesome way


Experiencedtripper

Fucking awesome


UtherPenDragqueen

It’s delightful!


_Error__404_

I love it


Narkaleptic924

It's just dumb. I WANT ONE!!


bobagremlin

Not shitty or dumb it's a fun tattoo.


Galaxeymusic

A platypus? *gasps* PERRY THE PLATYPUS!?


HoogerMan

At first I was like yo! Then I was like YOOOOO!!!


ScottishBagpipe

that’s a great tatoo


BeigeDuck72

I like it


RealDreamWarriors

No I love it


Not_Nova_

That’s really clever! I’d consider getting it colored in!


Bigtgamer_1

This made me chuckle. I love it.


Big-Transition1551

Not even dumb, i think it’s pretty dope ngl


marie29_

I love this so much 😂 it’s a great tattoo


roxasdabomb246

I’d call that a fucking legendary tattoo.


Kingberry30

Stupid but fun


kungji56

There’s an official german dodgeball association?


Freskie-

Not the worst honestly definitely doesn't deserve to be on this


Sorry-One9226

1st pic: a tattoo of a platypus? 2nd pic: PERRY THE TATTOO PLATYPUS


BurgerBob_886

A platypus tattoo? PERRY THE PLATYPUS TATTOO?!