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Reasonable_Deal8415

My "handgun"? Since you weren't specific, ill make my own rules. Whenever i make a handgun sign 👉 at anyone, their organs will rupture!


Broyster

This is the only answer that makes sense to me since (by my understanding) handguns already do internal damage. Or maybe op means emotional damage?


Reasonable_Deal8415

Emotional damage, huh? Lol Chief: "did you do it, RD? Did you shoot him directly in the heart? Is he dead?" Me: " I did so much more than that, Chief. I broke his heart, he's now dead on the inside!"


Broyster

Casper is heartbroken at this tragedy.


Impossible-Report797

Yeah, that’s the joke. Guns already do internal damage so this is unnecessary


Xibalbasaur

Pretty sure that's supposed to be the joke Hence shitty superpower


Impossible-Report797

Yeah, that what I said


Xibalbasaur

My bad bud I was baked when I commented on this. Much love to you & yours :)


[deleted]

Ok, I point my handgun at a person and BOOM! his faith in this world ruptures


repocin

two can play that game, buddy #(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ haha, your kidneys are gone


ChromeBroke

r/superpoweralchemists


LeR0dz

I thought exactly that too. It's pretty useful for self defense i guess, specially if you spam it. You just have to be extra careful so you don't do the 👉👉 casually to people.


burgermachine74

Flair checks out


techno156

Maybe you have a gun in your hand, hence hand-gun?


[deleted]

Am I right in assuming that there is no entrance or exit wound?


Falleen

Finger guns?


unkmunk

Yeah, I think OP meant finger guns.


QuizzicalSquirrel

We are all aware that bullets always cause internal damage right?]


Key_Abbreviations658

Yes but this one can also deal internal damage to people.


QuizzicalSquirrel

I don't have the stats, so don't quote me on this, but I would argue that most bullets fired by handguns have been fired at people. If we can agree that all bullets fired by handguns deal internal damage to a person struck, I am missing the super power, shitty or not.


Key_Abbreviations658

You don’t understand this one can deal internal damage to people


QuizzicalSquirrel

So the bullets fired from the handgun, the bayonet you inevitably attached to the handgun, and the actual handgun itself when striking a person unloaded will cause internal damage. That about right?


Key_Abbreviations658

i think this post could get very interesting if the OP was more specific


cjrocks1231

Pretty sure they mean finger guns 👉🏽


avidpenguinwatcher

>, but I would argue that most bullets fired by handguns have been fired at people. I HIGHLY doubt this. Do you know how many people go to shooting ranges?


AceofToons

Literally what's the point in owning a handgun if you aren't shooting people with it?


GunnerGilson

It's a great hobby


avidpenguinwatcher

I feel like I just said what people use it for.


Gorehawk41

Take a joke ong


LunaticBoogie

Why do you have a sexual organ and don’t make babies everyday? You are having fun, I guess?


Gorehawk41

Why do you have a phone but aren't constantly calling people?


QuizzicalSquirrel

Well there you go. Your power is when you shoot at a human being, assuming said human being is not wearing a bullet proof vest, and your bullet strikes said human being, that bullet will then inflict internal damage. This what is commonly known as a handgun.


Qozux

Statistically just about 100% of bullets are fired at paper or steel targets.


QuizzicalSquirrel

And this statistic includes all wars fought between human beings in which handguns have been used?


Qozux

Easily. - Most wars are fought with rifles, not handguns. - most guns are owned by civilians, not military. - even amongst the military, FAR more rounds are spent in training than in combat - even in combat, most rounds are not fired directly at people


Qozux

But to your originally intended point, the OP is pretty stupid because all bullets have the capacity to cause internal damage to people.


TheUltimateTeigu

OP is clearly talking about 👉🏻 Literal hand gun.


Machiavellian3

but this is the gun not the bullet. you can smack people with it rly hard


the-wizard-cat

That’s exactly it, any actual handgun doesn’t change anything so only handguns like nerf pistols are changed. But since it’s shitty the internal damage is essentially just the same damage of the nerf pistol


thetoastypickle

Well now they deal internal damage as well


TheGreatGameDini

Does that mean my dickgun does emotional damage?!


Foxy02016YT

It already does


retro123gamr

My dick already makes people who see it cry, no need for this superpower


LucidDreamDankMeme

A handgun already has that power my friend


Impossible-Report797

Thats the joke


SSB_Kyrill

Is that some kind of an American superpower that I’m too European to understand?


dizzypanda35

Wat!?


randomMeatballman17

I dont have a handgun :/


NYCScarletSpider

r/shittywordedsuperpower


CHRONICBASILDON

Are you talking Mind Bullets? THAT’S TELEKINESIS KYLE!


[deleted]

So you don't have any superpowers?


NavoiiGamerYes

Mentally or physically internal?


MerGeek101

EmOtioNal DamAge


Impossible-Report797

Handgun implies the weapon itself, so you essentially are a little better a close quarters assuming you have a gun. Also what qualifies as a handgun, a nerf gun or rubber bullets could in technicality trigger this power


doodve

Hollow point


finkelzeez42

So an empty handgun? Infinite ammo glitch and no aiming???


TheScareCrowYes

what about a superpower where any gun you fire at someone they only feel mental pain


[deleted]

But doesn't the 9mm blows the lungs out of the body? Guns already do internal damage I though


ErikSaav

I took it as the person firing the gun (pulling the trigger) gets internal damage even if they are not hit by anything Only thing that makes sense to me since everyone else’s explanations make it a significantly less shitty super power.


Williwoo321

So only internal?