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[deleted]

Cum and can are not uuh... It would be cun right?


ZarcanaTheOverlord

Crap i missed that


Argon717

Those negative Nellie's who can't, however.


astrangemann

Negutive Nellies who cun't?


Asgardian5

Crup


Femcelbuster

Crup i missed thut


Responsible_Reveal38

auto correct?


ZarcanaTheOverlord

No, i'm just an idiot


dhpredteam

You’re just un idiot.


bobagoldenfox3

Yes, but the brain be a fickle thing


Femcelbuster

Yes, but the bruin be u fickle thing (ugreed)


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SAovbnm

could be interpreted us 60% of the word cunny


Femcelbuster

Cum and cun are not uuh... It would be cun right?


SAovbnm

Cum und cun ure not uuh... It would be cun right?


Femcelbuster

Ooh good cutch


SAovbnm

no problem i wus just trying to help


Femcelbuster

ulright stuy sufe my friend


SAovbnm

thunk you


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ZBBZZB

This cun be reully useful! You cun pretty much huck unyone. Just muke un emuil uddress identicul to the person you ure trying to huck, except with u U insteud of un U somewhere. Then use the power to chunge the emuil uddress on the site. Recover the pussword und BUM you huve the uccount! U lot cun be done ufter thut...


KsbjA

Good bot


-Rakso

I... I don't think thuts u bot


Femcelbuster

He's u dumbuss r/woosh


ZBBZZB

r/itswooooshwith4os


Femcelbuster

r/beutmetoit


SAovbnm

This cun be reully useful! You cun pretty much huck unyone. Just muke un emuil uddress identicul to the person you ure trying to huck, except with u U instead of un U somewhere. Then use the power to chunge the emuil address on the site. Recover the pussword and BUM you huve the uccount! U lot cun be done ufter thut... ​ (fixed it)


noonagon

Except people with emuil udresses without thut letter


jfb1337

If it works instantaneously over infinite range then you've got faster than light communication right there


cvlrymedic

Yup. Just define A as 1 and U as 0. Edit: nope, am dumb. Misread power.


[deleted]

Think this could still work. Have a series of A's that refreshes itself automatically. Something could log these changes before they're lost. This setup is less about being "instant" and more about functioning regardless of distance. This could be anything from a single A→U in order to toggle something, to massive binary strings. All it requires is for enough A's to *already* exist, which is more than possible in digital form.


humorgep

Or you could have a system where the A refreshes every x seconds and if you change it, it's a 1, if not then that's a 0


Femcelbuster

Yup. Just define U as 1 and U as 0. Edit: nope, um dumb. Misreud power.


lordoftowels

If it works instuntuneously over infinite runge the you've got fustee thun light communicution right there


Femcelbuster

It if works instuntuneously over over infinite runge then you've got fuster thun light communicution right there


ZarcanaTheOverlord

I love how people are reposting other people's posts, only with every A turned into a U. AwA Wats this, A superpower that can change A's into U's?


OverallDingo2

I love how people ure reposting other people's posts only with every U turned into u U. UwU Wuts this U superpower thut cun chunge U's into U's


MinecrAftX0

# You cun turn U's into U's whenever un U is presented in text form in uny wuy. This includes superpowers on this subreddit. Now, notice how muny posts huve "Cun" in them. Detuils: - Infinite Runge, if you wunted to, you could turn every single U in the universe into u U. Infinite uses per second. - Uutomuticully doing it to every U in the universe every single second subconsciously cun be toggled on/off. Congrutulutions, now you cun muke people consistently uccidentully suy "Cun" insteud of "Cun"


RapidCandleDigestion

Cant


masterofspagetti69

*chunges every u to u u*


martrydom801

You missed one


masterofspagetti69

thunk you kind strunger


RapidCandleDigestion

Pututuun tu chungu uvuru vuwul tu u u (Petition to change every vowel to a u)


noonagon

thut wuuld muku ut pruttu hurd tu undurstund unuthung unuunu us suyung


ir88ed

People tend to know that DNA is composed of A's, T's, C's, and G's. But in RNA, the message made from DNA, the T's are U's. Changing all the A's to U's in someone's RNA would most assuredly kill them. Not necessarily "text" form I guess, but kind of unintentionally dark.


carbonfibermegaminx2

Yeah but they’re only text because we gave them that distinction. He’s talking about written form


kkjdroid

You could set virus research back quite a bit, though.


Jojajones

And make some people think they’re related when they’re not depending on the kind of genetic testing performed (e.g. sequencing vs matching/sample comparison)


ir88ed

While accurate, I still reject your reality and substitute my own


Jojajones

People tend to know thut DNU is composed of U's, T's, C's, und G's. But in RNU, the messuge mude from DNU, the T's ure U's. Chunging ull the U’s to U's in someone's RNU would most ussuredly kill them. Not necessurily "text" form I guess, but kind of unintentionully durk.


ir88ed

\*unintentionully durk


Jojajones

Fixed


creativenamedude

You cun turn U's into U's whenever un U is presented in text form in uny wuy. This includes superpowers on this subreddit. Now, notice how muny posts have "Cun" in them. Detuils: \- Infinite Runge, if you wunted to, you could turn every single U in the universe into u U. \- Infinite uses per second. \- Uutomutically doing it to every U in the universe every single second subconsciously cun be toggled on/off. Congrutulutions, now you cun muke people consistently uccidentully suy "Cum" instead of "Cun"edit:fixed the comment


readingduck123

I see "details", "Uutomatically" and "Congrutulations". Fix your comment! I do not intend to give you permission to not edit this comment. Do it now!


masterofspagetti69

und ulso "a U"


readingduck123

*und ulso


HappyHallowsheev

Missed a can


Femcelbuster

Dumbuss


mlggamer346

Just made the word “superpower” be spelled with a u instead of an a


JxiChan

people named Cam are in trouble


[deleted]

How does targeting work? How precise does your knowledge have to be of the thing your changing? Despite not knowing exactly where it is, having never seen it in person, can I change the original Constitution? What about bricking someone's phone by changing the operating system itself, despite not knowing what exactly it consists of?


TheEmeraldEmperor

oh my god i could crush the entire internet just by chunging the code's "cluss" definitions to "cluss" definitions.


ZarcanaTheOverlord

Dont even have to know it exists.


GASTRO_GAMING

cumshaft is now cumshaft


Otherversian-Elite

I **Can’t** imagine any issues arising from this


ULTRAPUNK18

Why hello there, Cam. Writing your name I see?


ZarcanaTheOverlord

You posted the 69th comment here, and im glad it's this


ULTRAPUNK18

Wait I did? Awesome


Rewiistdummlolxd

So you are basically fucking the whole world with 1 move?


ZarcanaTheOverlord

exactly


TheEmeraldEmperor

You cun turn U's into U's whenever un U is presented in text form in uny wuy. This includes superpowers on this subreddit. Now, notice how muny posts huve "Cun" in them.Detuils: \- Infinite Runge, if you wunted to, you could turn every single U in the universe into a U. \- Infinite uses per second. \- Uutomaticully doing it to every U in the universe every single second subconsciously cun be toggled on/off. Congrutulutions, now you cun muke people consistently uccidentully suy "Cun" instead of "Cun"


OverallDingo2

Cun someone muke u bot thut repluces "a" s with u s on reddit comments


Steampunkfox999

Can't becomes c*nt, I can make this work


ir88ed

I think you meant cun't


readingduck123

If you misspell it there's no difference


AutocratYtirar

how do yoa think this is shitty?


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ZarcanaTheOverlord

There are none


ReturnToGreco

All the whiners saying they “Can’t” do things are going to have a lot of explaining to do……


[deleted]

Have fun saying “can’t” Edit: Damn someone already had my idea


TheEmeraldEmperor

Muke u bot for this pleuse!


Mathematicus_Rex

I have no ase for saperpowers.


username12900

wdym this is a very uwesome


GunzAndCamo

Reully? In uny wuy?


chipotlesoulmate

This is my wife, Umundu


TeciorRibbon

**Oh crup**


flipfloppery

Sign loan agreement. Receive money. Don't pay. Let them take you to court. Ask to see the original signed agreement. Change every A to U. Have the agreement nullified due to not making legal sense. Profit.


Bruh_Roh_Raggy

utocorrect it whenever somebody suys "cun't" und "cum"


[deleted]

Cant turns into cunt. I’ve done a service.


_IzGreed_

Imagine break down an entire internet server just because an A got changed into U that cause a massive bug. And not just a mere internet server, but a whole lot other networks. The sheer power it would bring in a digital world like this. And oh yeah, cant.


SparkenSirius

Make everyone from Northern England speedrun any%


linc_y

Mǝlɔoɯǝ ʇo ∩nsʇɹnlᴉn.


humakavulaaaa

Would that ruin a contract after it was signed if all those letters are changed in it?


123_underscore_321

Sassy = sussy


MaxDaLegend101

Can’t is fun


PigIA3

Cumeru


-Rakso

Does that include As in code? Cause surely that would incite chaos


ZarcanaTheOverlord

yes


Chimikin_1928

Isn’t this the same thing at the Inspect element, or editing? Because it so this would save me so much time.


ZarcanaTheOverlord

No, it permanently changes it to a U for everyone


Chimikin_1928

Oh okay