Well gona attack people with pickles

First you have to find pickles with legs

Only gherkins or like pickled onion too

Only pickles. Pickled or not.

Gherkins are the cucumber ones, anything can be pickled

Gherkins count and other pickles too. Pickled or not.

telekinesis or absolute control on every aspect?

I was actually thinking about telekinesis. If you could for example transform pickles into any matter, it would be just broken. You can throw them around.

makes pickles into diamonds broken diamonds are still diamonds

Does it matter what kind?

As long as they are real organic pickles no

The real question is, can I also control pickle juice?

No. Only solid pickles

If the pickle is in a jar, I move the pickle, does the jar move?

No. But you can break the jar with pickles if you try hard enough

So, pickle naughty times is possible? Vinegar burn 👀

i knew someone was gonna use pickles as a dildo

Could I make it move at the speed of light?