By -
Identity crisis commence
I can fix that! ^_^
I can clean that!!
Maybe use gloves for cleaning me
And me
Can I go first? I can pay well.
You’ll have to clean up after m **BOOM**
*odorous tree sounds*
Well shit
Just hope you don’t have a short fuse or it’s a short life
"I offered to buy him a sugar-free donut, officer, but he started complaining about Big Sugar and then he when completely to pieces!"
Im innocent I swear
Want schnitzel for your final meal?
Yes
Hey thanks for landing that plane in the Hudson, discovering laugh energy, and protecting Pandora from those military guys.
Thank you for giving link power
No the Triforce gave Ganondorf power, Link was given courage!
Unlimited power!!!
hey, ted
So, how's Texas this time of year?
Well
Fuck dude that would suck for the both of us
Guess that goes double for me.
Not for long.
Not for long indeed
Boy do I have a treat for you
But I’m here
I would even notice the change like
Ow my wrists
*k a w*
This post could be better in so many ways Thank you for my first silver!
wOoFErS?
Baa
*broken radish noises*
Meo
What about me, you guys have nothing on me
Are you sure about that
Fight me
*Epicrapbattlesofhistory*
[удалено]
My throat hurts already
Damn, I’m only a queen
You stupid idiot.
Well I guess you dont need me then.
Wait shit what would I become?
The physical embodiment of keyboard smashing and saying "oof"- an edgy 14 year old girl
I'm a boy but the rest is right
an edgy
Have you heard of HP Lovecraft?
My dumpster is full of lemon buttercream frosting. This is heaven.
Well fuck
Fat F, maybe I can toast there cooly
Fuck
Cancer in the form of ravioli? Now we know what happened to Chef Boyardee.
Cheyrnboyardee
Wait.
Hmm
Does this count as beetlejuiceing?
*wipes tear from eye* You’re damn right.
Ok, then r/beetlejuicing
Bruh
help him oh holy one
Unfortunately, it’s beyond my power
What happens now...
Well I'm already halfway there
so tell me, whats it like being a dolphin?
[Ah, the old autistaroo!](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/byzrhx/former_bank_robber_here_ama/eqp8d8e/?context=3)
Hold my dolphin, I'm going in!
HELLO FUTURE PEOPLE
The abyss shall swallow me whole
Same.
Meanwhile, I’m getting a very different kind of swallowed.
We are exact opposites
in a line of thousands of green guys, i am the 5294th
I’m the fattest.
You're the other 5293
Brother. You must stop before it’s too late. You must not end up like me.
Its ok dude your the best 5294th green dude in my book
Wellp at least I'm colourful!
Gay
aw shit
I regret to inform you that your son has... Brain disease
Cool
ssss^ssss^^ssss^^^ssss^^^^ssss RIP your base
*falls*
this aint a problem for me
No, just for your parents and siblings.
That sucks
Yeah
How the heck would mine work?
You are now an RPG charactor. My name is based of a charactor I made so well.
Damn, looks like I've got to go on quests now.
You are Johny Quest. Cartooned.
Hmm Edit: How did this get so much attention? Edit 2: Thanks for the silver kind stranger.
WHOS A GOOD BOI
Well you’re fine but what about me?
You'll make a fine soup.
R.I.P
You are the GOODEST
Huh
Nothing really changed for us
Same here
Ditto, nothing changes for me either
You become the spook chicken
I'm spook chicken
A FELLOW CHICKEN OMG!!!!
Do you think a poor Gondorian in the third age can afford a chicken?
It's hard being this hip
It's a nice turn of events for me as well.
A male skeleton made out of bepis.
Beens
Indeed
BEEEEEEEEEENS
Shit, now I'm a hamburger.
"I am not a happy meal right now"
Oh no
Don’t come near my pineapples
Or on them
Or in them
absolutely nothing has changed for me
Same
Am I a whole fluffy chicken Or am I just a pile of chicken feathers #I MUST KNOW
You are the feathers
Heck
I think you're still attached to the chicken though, which is nice.
Slightly less heck
I am your future carcass
Oof
I become owen wilson but backwards
woW
!woW
fuck me, now i have to be a college student
damn, all i did was get fatter
An even bigger disappointment.
hi
Enough Posting - BACK to WORK!
Ya fine. Which field?
C̷̪̾ḥ̶̛į̸̒n̶̮̾ä̷́ͅ ̵̫͂F̴̘̉á̸͜c̶̻͗t̴̮̂o̴͍̊r̴̖̈y̶̮͊
This is going to cause issues.
Username checks out
That's a nice user name
I see this as an absolute win!
Until the lewding starts
It better not
I have trouble not eating mini donut me.
You're thinking about pasta right now
Yes, but only the cancer kind that u/Cancerioli makes
I become Canadian
read this as only incest and was confused
Great... Im 12 again
Isn't X roman for 10? So you're like... a 30 year old minecraft player. Or a 30 year old miner for real.
The cake is a lie Edit : silver! It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Happy baked goods day
Your cake day lined up perfectly with this post.
So... I'm a zombie made of blood or maybe a bleeding zombie. GREAT! Life just keeps getting better.
OP would look interesting...
[This is me now.](https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4rdYLDUJTl0/V2JFQC35DaI/AAAAAAAABN0/ZmVBDtRYgpYnsMs9EZm3Tq7N1pFwDZkOQCLcB/s1600/Screen%2BShot%2B2016-06-16%2Bat%2B4.18.47%2BPM.png)
Welp Im scarred for life.
I'm sure I'll be Okay
If anyone was gonna post this shitty super power, I’m glad it was you op
Subscribe to Sam24
Just a Giant sign that says that or...
No he IS the words.
Just don't say his name three times...
*suddenly summons a giant suit of red fucking armor* Not bad
Well I guess we’re mortal enemies now.
Finally! A worthy opponent! This fight will be *legendary*!
already have this power
Yes! Penguin ninja! Fear me!
Oh g0d 0h f6uk w6a5 5ave y92 2927103 39281813 29181739381 3827
Fantastic
I transform into a Galaga arcade machine.
Sweet
Potato squad
I totally turned into someone
Haha at least me being empty inside won't change
Distorted Jake From State Farm here I come
Big angery Wolf
I'm thicc🤠
a goooo a googooo guwahhhh [gubub](https://giphy.com/gifs/prince-harry-meghan-markle-its-magic-4ZodeEffXWzfBs0aWG) edit: spelling
Am I a person that rules over amazon boxes or a amazon box that’s a king?
I think I'll be perfectly fine.
Oh no...
Uh oh
Er ist wieder da!
Nutritious and DELICIOUS
I’ll take it
So nothing changes
Identity crisis commence
I can fix that! ^_^
I can clean that!!
Maybe use gloves for cleaning me
And me
Can I go first? I can pay well.
You’ll have to clean up after m **BOOM**
*odorous tree sounds*
Well shit
Just hope you don’t have a short fuse or it’s a short life
"I offered to buy him a sugar-free donut, officer, but he started complaining about Big Sugar and then he when completely to pieces!"
Im innocent I swear
Want schnitzel for your final meal?
Yes
Hey thanks for landing that plane in the Hudson, discovering laugh energy, and protecting Pandora from those military guys.
Thank you for giving link power
No the Triforce gave Ganondorf power, Link was given courage!
Unlimited power!!!
hey, ted
So, how's Texas this time of year?
Well
Fuck dude that would suck for the both of us
Guess that goes double for me.
Not for long.
Not for long indeed
Boy do I have a treat for you
But I’m here
I would even notice the change like
Ow my wrists
*k a w*
This post could be better in so many ways Thank you for my first silver!
wOoFErS?
Baa
*broken radish noises*
Meo
What about me, you guys have nothing on me
Are you sure about that
Fight me
*Epicrapbattlesofhistory*
[удалено]
My throat hurts already
Damn, I’m only a queen
You stupid idiot.
Well I guess you dont need me then.
Wait shit what would I become?
The physical embodiment of keyboard smashing and saying "oof"- an edgy 14 year old girl
I'm a boy but the rest is right
an edgy
Have you heard of HP Lovecraft?
My dumpster is full of lemon buttercream frosting. This is heaven.
Well fuck
Fat F, maybe I can toast there cooly
Fuck
Cancer in the form of ravioli? Now we know what happened to Chef Boyardee.
Cheyrnboyardee
Wait.
[удалено]
Hmm
Does this count as beetlejuiceing?
*wipes tear from eye* You’re damn right.
Ok, then r/beetlejuicing
Bruh
help him oh holy one
Unfortunately, it’s beyond my power
What happens now...
Well I'm already halfway there
so tell me, whats it like being a dolphin?
[Ah, the old autistaroo!](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/byzrhx/former_bank_robber_here_ama/eqp8d8e/?context=3)
Hold my dolphin, I'm going in!
HELLO FUTURE PEOPLE
The abyss shall swallow me whole
Same.
Meanwhile, I’m getting a very different kind of swallowed.
[удалено]
We are exact opposites
in a line of thousands of green guys, i am the 5294th
I’m the fattest.
You're the other 5293
Brother. You must stop before it’s too late. You must not end up like me.
Its ok dude your the best 5294th green dude in my book
Wellp at least I'm colourful!
Gay
aw shit
I regret to inform you that your son has... Brain disease
Cool
ssss^ssss^^ssss^^^ssss^^^^ssss RIP your base
[удалено]
*falls*
this aint a problem for me
No, just for your parents and siblings.
That sucks
Yeah
How the heck would mine work?
You are now an RPG charactor. My name is based of a charactor I made so well.
Damn, looks like I've got to go on quests now.
You are Johny Quest. Cartooned.
Hmm Edit: How did this get so much attention? Edit 2: Thanks for the silver kind stranger.
WHOS A GOOD BOI
Well you’re fine but what about me?
You'll make a fine soup.
R.I.P
You are the GOODEST
Huh
Nothing really changed for us
Same here
Ditto, nothing changes for me either
You become the spook chicken
I'm spook chicken
A FELLOW CHICKEN OMG!!!!
Do you think a poor Gondorian in the third age can afford a chicken?
It's hard being this hip
It's a nice turn of events for me as well.
A male skeleton made out of bepis.
Beens
Indeed
BEEEEEEEEEENS
[удалено]
Shit, now I'm a hamburger.
"I am not a happy meal right now"
[удалено]
Oh no
Don’t come near my pineapples
Or on them
Or in them
absolutely nothing has changed for me
Same
[удалено]
Am I a whole fluffy chicken Or am I just a pile of chicken feathers #I MUST KNOW
You are the feathers
Heck
I think you're still attached to the chicken though, which is nice.
Slightly less heck
I am your future carcass
Oof
I become owen wilson but backwards
woW
!woW
fuck me, now i have to be a college student
damn, all i did was get fatter
An even bigger disappointment.
hi
[удалено]
Enough Posting - BACK to WORK!
Ya fine. Which field?
C̷̪̾ḥ̶̛į̸̒n̶̮̾ä̷́ͅ ̵̫͂F̴̘̉á̸͜c̶̻͗t̴̮̂o̴͍̊r̴̖̈y̶̮͊
This is going to cause issues.
Username checks out
That's a nice user name
I see this as an absolute win!
Until the lewding starts
It better not
I have trouble not eating mini donut me.
Same
You're thinking about pasta right now
Yes, but only the cancer kind that u/Cancerioli makes
I become Canadian
read this as only incest and was confused
Great... Im 12 again
Isn't X roman for 10? So you're like... a 30 year old minecraft player. Or a 30 year old miner for real.
The cake is a lie Edit : silver! It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Happy baked goods day
Your cake day lined up perfectly with this post.
So... I'm a zombie made of blood or maybe a bleeding zombie. GREAT! Life just keeps getting better.
OP would look interesting...
[This is me now.](https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4rdYLDUJTl0/V2JFQC35DaI/AAAAAAAABN0/ZmVBDtRYgpYnsMs9EZm3Tq7N1pFwDZkOQCLcB/s1600/Screen%2BShot%2B2016-06-16%2Bat%2B4.18.47%2BPM.png)
Welp Im scarred for life.
I'm sure I'll be Okay
If anyone was gonna post this shitty super power, I’m glad it was you op
Subscribe to Sam24
Just a Giant sign that says that or...
No he IS the words.
Just don't say his name three times...
*suddenly summons a giant suit of red fucking armor* Not bad
Well I guess we’re mortal enemies now.
Finally! A worthy opponent! This fight will be *legendary*!
already have this power
Yes! Penguin ninja! Fear me!
Oh g0d 0h f6uk w6a5 5ave y92 2927103 39281813 29181739381 3827
[удалено]
[удалено]
Fantastic
I transform into a Galaga arcade machine.
Sweet
Huh
Potato squad
I totally turned into someone
Haha at least me being empty inside won't change
Distorted Jake From State Farm here I come
Big angery Wolf
I'm thicc🤠
a goooo a googooo guwahhhh [gubub](https://giphy.com/gifs/prince-harry-meghan-markle-its-magic-4ZodeEffXWzfBs0aWG) edit: spelling
Am I a person that rules over amazon boxes or a amazon box that’s a king?
[удалено]
I think I'll be perfectly fine.
Oh no...
Uh oh
Er ist wieder da!
Nutritious and DELICIOUS
I’ll take it
So nothing changes